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Saints Prepare For Intense Crowd Noise By Inviting 80,000 Seahawks Fans To Practice

  • August 3, 2021
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NEW ORLEANS – In an effort to simulate the intense crowd noise they are likely to face this weekend at Seattle’s CenturyLink Field, the New Orleans Saints invited nearly 80,000 screaming Seahawks fans to attend today’s morning practice session, according to official team sources.

“We know that Saturday’s game is going to be a challenging one for us, due to the extreme volume level that their home crowd generally creates,” said Saints coach Sean Payton. “So at great expense, I’ve chosen to prepare our players for the noise they’re going to have to deal with by going straight to the source and bringing in a full stadium’s worth of Seahawks fans, 97% of whom had to skip out on Algebra class to be with us here today.

When asked why the team didn’t opt for the easier solution of simply piping in false crowd noise via an audio CD, TE Jimmy Graham simply replied, “What? Sorry, I can’t hear a thing. Goddammit, why are those assholes still screaming? It’s a timeout, for Christ’s sake!”

The experiment was not without complications, however.

“Practice was disrupted several times by glass bottles and cups being thrown onto the field,” said one of the three exhausted security guards tasked with controlling the 80,000 rowdy fans. “Also, players and coaches who were meeting on the sideline had to dodge a steady stream of glass bottles and cups being thrown at their heads. And the injured players riding stationary bikes were struck repeatedly by glass bottles and cups being thrown at their heads.”

“In retrospect, selling beer to the fans in glass bottles and cups probably wasn’t the best idea,” added the guard, just before ducking a 16oz glass bottle being thrown at his head.

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