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Ndamukong Suh Responds To Accusations Of Dirty Play With Kick To Groin Of Reporter

  • October 25, 2021
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Ndamukong Suh Responds to Accusations of Dirty Play With Kick to Groin of Reporter
DETROIT – After being assessed a $100,000 fine by the NFL following yet another personal foul penalty, controversial Lions DT Ndamukong Suh answered questions about his perceived dirty style of…
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Bears Petition NFL For In-Season Divisional Realignment To NFC South

  • October 25, 2021
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Bears Petition NFL For In-Season Divisional Realignment To NFC South
CHICAGO – With a 4-6 record that currently puts them a full three games back of their divisional rival Packers and Lions in the NFC North, the Chicago Bears today…
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ALTERNATE UNIVERSE UPDATE: Buffalo Bills Sure Glad They Drafted Tom Brady in 5th Round of 2000 Draft

  • October 25, 2021
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Buffalo Bills Sure Glad They Drafted Tom Brady in 5th Round of 2000 Draft
BUFFALO, NY – As they prepare for their annual march to the AFC playoffs, the Buffalo Bills today took time to reflect on their wise decision to draft QB Tom…
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Jim MacMahon: “Our Concussion Lawsuit Is Crucial Because… Wait, What Were We Talking About?”

  • October 25, 2021
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Our Concussion
As you probably know, hundreds of former NFL players, myself included, are suing the league because of multiple concussions we received during our playing days. I’d like to take a…
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Eli Manning Forced To Bring Baby To Work When Sitter Calls In Sick

  • October 25, 2021
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Eli Manning Forced To Bring Baby To Work When Sitter Calls In Sick
EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ – Giants QB Eli Manning was forced to bring his infant daughter, Lucy Thomas Manning, to New York’s 27-13 home victory against the Green Bay Packers Sunday…
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ALTERNATE UNIVERSE: Eagles Fans Described As “Warm, Friendly” To Visiting Cowboys Fans

  • October 25, 2021
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Visiting Cowboys Fans
PHILADELPHIA – While attending last Sunday’s 17-3 Dallas victory over Philadelphia, visiting Cowboys supporter Jasper Lee Davenport was enthusiastically welcomed to Lincoln Financial Field by the home town Eagles fans,…
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Jim Irsay’s Twitter Account Apparently Hacked By 12 Year Old Girl

  • October 25, 2021
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Jim Irsay’s Twitter Account Apparently Hacked By 12 Year Old Girl
Jim Irsay, owner and CEO of the NFL’s Indianapolis Colts, apparently had his Twitter account hacked late last week by what expert language analysts say is, “a young suburban teenager,…
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PFM EXTRA: Did Marshawn Lynch Flip The Bird To Seahawks Sideline? YEAH HE DID.

  • October 25, 2021
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Marshawn Lynch
“BEAST MODE EXPRESS DISDAIN FOR COACH’S LACK OF COMMITMENT TO GROUND ATTACK IN RED ZONE ONLY WAY BEAST MODE KNOW HOW!” Marshawn Lynch definitely flipped off his own sideline after…
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Tim Tebow Guides Broncos To Super Bowl Win In “Madden” Video Game

  • October 25, 2021
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Tim Tebow Guides Broncos To Super Bowl Win In Madden Video Game
JACKSONVILLE, FL – Free agent QB Tim Tebow, furiously manipulating a wireless controller and staring intently at a 25″ Goldstar television set propped up next to his family’s basement washer/dryer…
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Peyton Manning: “Victories Are Nice, But Individual Records Are The Real Reason I Play This Game.”

  • October 25, 2021
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Well, my Broncos won again. An easy 42-17 laugher over those 49ers dipshits. It’s our 3rd straight win, we now have the best record in the conference, blahbaddy-blah-blah-blah. Whatever. Look,…
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