Delivery Of League MVP Trophy To Peyton Manning Described As “Kind Of Awkward”
DENVER – Local deliveryman Scott Hampton dropped off the Associated Press official 2013 NFL league MVP trophy to Broncos QB Peyton Manning’s home earlier today, and described the experience as,…
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Dallas Cowboys To Begin Phasing Out Football Side of Operations
ARLINGTON, TX – Jerry Jones, owner and CEO of Dallas Cowboys Inc., announced today that the company would begin phasing out the football side of their operation effective immediately. “This…
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Cowboys Wrap Tony Romo In Bubble Wrap To Keep Him Safe For Playoffs
ARLINGTON, TX – Although the Dallas Cowboys plan to use all their starting players in Sunday’s mostly-meaningless season finale against the Washington Redskins, head coach Jason Garrett announced today that…
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Cleveland Browns Somehow Mathematically Eliminated From Playoffs Already
After Sunday’s 14-6 loss to the Baltimore Ravens dropped them to 0-2 on the season, the Cleveland Browns have somehow been mathematically eliminated from post-season play already, it was reported…
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Chiefs Accidentally Draft 73-Year Old Erica Fischer With First Pick Of NFL Draft
NEW YORK – In what the team is describing as an “unfortunate typographical error,” The Kansas City Chiefs made 73-year-old Erica Fischer of West Palm Beach, FL The first overall…
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Charles Woodson on Raider Deal: “I Thought This Was a 1-Day Contract, Not a 1-YEAR Contract”
Well everyone, it’s time to call it a career. I’ve truly been blessed to play for fifteen seasons in the National Football League. During my time, I’ve been named to…
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Browns Fans Still Struggling To Adjust To Whatever This “Opposite of Sadness” Feeling Is
CLEVELAND – Long suffering Browns fans, who have watched their perennially cellar-dwelling team ride a two-game win streak under new QB Brian Hoyer to grab a share of first place…
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Brett Favre Signs 1 Day Contract To Officially Retire As New York Jet
Legendary QB Brett Favre, out of the league for the past two seasons, signed a one day ceremonial contract worth $1 in order to officially retire as a New York…
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Saints Name Shawnski Paytonovitch Interim Head Coach
The New Orleans Saints, still struggling to adapt to the harsh suspensions handed down from the NFL after the Bountygate scandal,Tuesday named the relatively unknown Shawnski Paytonovitch as their interim…
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