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Jason Garrett Suspended For Asking If Andy Dalton Is “Real Ginger”

  • October 20, 2021
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Jason Garrett
Dallas Cowboys coach Jason Garrett has come under fire for questioning Andy Dalton’s redheadedness on ESPN’s Sportscenter late Thursday evening. “My question, which is just a straight up honest question…
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Joey Flacco Framed

  • October 20, 2021
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Joey Flacco Framed
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Biden Asks Obama If He Can Borrow Situation Room For Fantasy League Draft

  • October 20, 2021
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Biden Asks Obama If He Can Borrow Situation Room For Fantasy League Draft
Vice President Joe Biden Tuesday asked U.S. President Barack Obama if he could reserve the White House’s Situation Room for a fantasy football draft to be held this coming Saturday…
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“Trade Maurice Jones-Drew,” Demands Colts, Titans, And Texans

  • October 20, 2021
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Trade Maurice Jones-Drew
Unable to agree on a new contract with star RB Maurice Jones-Drew, the Jacksonville Jaguars have received a stern demand to trade the disgruntled holdout from the front offices of…
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Raiders Perform Human Sacrifice Of Practice Squad Player To Ask Satan’s Blessing On New Season

  • October 20, 2021
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Raiders Perform Human Sacrifice Of Practice
The Oakland Raiders, in preparation for Monday’s season opener against the San Diego Chargers, gathered together Wednesday to perform the franchise’s annual human sacrifice of a practice squad player as…
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Roger Goodell: “Fuck It, I’m Suspending Everyone”

  • October 20, 2021
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Roger Goodell
That’s it. I have HAD it with all you little turds. I swear, it seems like I can’t get through a single day on this damn job without finding out…
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Tony Romo’s Dog Eliminated From Puppy Bowl Playoffs

  • October 20, 2021
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Tony Romo's Dog Eliminated From Puppy Bowl Playoffs
Tony Grrrromo, the eight-and-a-half-week old puppy of Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo, was outplayed by the younger, faster Robert Kibble III, and found himself eliminated from the Puppy Bowl playoffs…
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City Of London: “That’s All The Football We Need Now, Thank You America”

  • October 20, 2021
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That's All The Football We Need Now, Thank You America
‘Ello there, Yanks. Now that your California 49ers and Florida Jaguars ‘ave finished their match here at Wembley Stadium, (the second time this year we’ve ‘osted a match of yours,…
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Tom Brady: “I Think The Colts Are Going To Beat Us This Weekend. Let Me Tell You Why”

  • October 20, 2021
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HAHAHAHA. SUCKER! Did you see this headline and think to yourself, “Gosh, Tom Brady actually thinks his mighty New England Patriots are going to fall to the lowly Colts in…
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Atlanta Falcons TE Tony Gonzalez Catches A Touchdown Against The New Orleans Saints

  • October 20, 2021
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Atlanta Falcons TE Tony Gonzalez Catches a touchdown against the New Orleans Saints
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