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Jets’ Geno Smith Struggling To Throw Paper Wad in Trash Can

  • October 21, 2021
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Jets’ Geno Smith Struggling To Throw Paper Wad in Trash Can
NEW YORK – With their 2013 training camp well underway, Jets coaches are becoming increasingly concerned over second round draft choice Geno Smith’s inability to toss a crumpled wad of…
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Alternate Universe: Tony Mandarich, Brian Bosworth Lead 2013 Hall Of Fame Class

  • October 21, 2021
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Alternate Universe
CANTON, OH – This weekend, the Pro Football Hall of Fame will officially kick off the 2013 NFL preseason when it inducts this year’s Hall of Fame class, consisting of…
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Steelers Fan Requires Painkilling Shot Before Watching Pittsburgh Offense

  • October 21, 2021
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Steelers Fan
PITTSBURGH – In preparation for his team’s Sunday night matchup against the Chicago Bears, lifelong Steelers fan Ryan Butler announced plans to take a powerful painkilling shot just before the…
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“I Will Never Impose My Religious Beliefs On My Children,” Says Guy Dressing Baby In Chicago Bears Onesie

  • October 21, 2021
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Children
NORTHBROOK, IL – Citing “the importance of giving kids the freedom to make their own decisions,” Kevin Hagerman will allow his children to make their own choices as to what…
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Battle Of The Boards: SEAHAWKS – CHARGERS

  • October 21, 2021
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SEAHAWKS CHARGERS
 
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Falcons Sign 7’3″ DE Chewbacca Out Of Tattooine State University

  • October 20, 2021
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Falcons Sign
ATLANTA – Seeking to bolster a pass rush that currently ranks 26th in the league in sacks, the disappointing 2-8 Atlanta Falcons today signed 7’3″ defensive end Chewbacca out of…
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Referees At Patriots-Falcons Game Clearly Watching Series Finale Of “Breaking Bad” Under Replay Hood

  • October 20, 2021
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Referees At Patriots-Falcons Gam
ATLANTA – After an inordinate amount of instant replay reviews during the first half of Sunday night’s Falcons-Patriots game, many observers have begun to openly speculate that head referee Walt…
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Brandon Weeden Intercepted 4 Times During “Brandon Weeden’s Football Camp For Kids”

  • October 20, 2021
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Brandon Weeden
STEUBENVILLE, OH – Brandon Weeden went 8-29 with no touchdowns and four interceptions during a mid-morning scrimmage at the Cleveland QB’s annual “Brandon Weeden Football Camp For Kids,” it was…
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Fantasy Football Player Still Bitter That Adrian Peterson’s Shattered Kneecap Cost Him $30

  • October 20, 2021
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Fantasy Football Player Still Bitter That Adrian Peterson’s
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Rex Ryan Asks Day Laborers Outside Home Depot If Any Of Them Know How To Play QB

  • October 20, 2021
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Rex Ryan Asks Day Laborers Outside Home Depot If Any Of Them Know How To Play QB
EAST HANOVER, NJ – In the wake of a disastrous 43-23 home loss to the Buffalo Bills, in which starter Geno Smith and backup Michael Vick combined for six total…
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