November 2012
PFM Meme Vault Nov. 2012 Caller To Philly Radio Criticizing Eagles QBs Sounds A Lot Like Donovan McNabb ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED SEPTEMBER 18, 2012 A Tuesday morning caller to Philadelphia’s…
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Every Dog On Planet Wags Tail Simultaneously At Exactly 2:16pm Sunday
Biologists and other zoological experts worldwide were baffled yesterday when every single dog living on the planet earth wagged its tail simultaneously at exactly 2:16pm. Also occurring at exactly 2:16:…
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Bill Belichick Dresses As Ravens Mascot To Steal Baltimore’s Signals
BALTIMORE – As his team enjoyed their week 10 bye, New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick was apprehended Sunday in M&T Bank Stadium, where he donned the costume of…
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Opposing Fans Hopeful That Death Of Fellow Human Being Might Somehow Weaken Patriots
BOSTON – Fans of the New York Jets, Denver Broncos, Baltimore Ravens, and numerous other AFC rivals expressed hope today that the criminal investigation of Patriots TE Aaron Hernandez, a…
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Bucs Coach Keeps Calling “Kneel-Down Blitz” Play Against Josh Freeman in Practice
TAMPA BAY – The reported rift between Buccaneers coach Greg Schiano and QB Josh Freeman, who was not only benched this morning in favor of rookie Mike Glennon but also…
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Trick Or Treater in Eli Manning Costume Turns Out To Be Eli Manning
A group of three trick-or-treaters knocking on the door of the New Orleans residence of the Parker Family early Wednesday included a child dressed in a cowboy costume, another dressed…
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Clause In New Contract Stipulates That J.J. Watt Is Now Texans Starting QB
HOUSTON – Superstar defensive lineman J.J. Watt agreed in principle to a six-year, $99 million contract with the Texans late Monday night, a deal that not only includes $51 million…
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Just Acquired Percy Harvin Immediately Moves To Top Of Jets Depth Chart At QB
NEW YORK – After a surprise Friday trade that sent 6th year WR Percy Harvin from Seattle to New York for unspecified conditional draft picks, Jets head coach Rex Ryan…
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PFM Extras
Peyton and Eli Manning Get Down With Their Bad Selves In case there was any doubt that the Manning clan is the whitest family in America:
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PFM EXTRA: Taiwanese Animation Of The AFC and NFC Championship Games
It wouldn’t be surprising if their prediction if a Marshawn Lynch pole dance celebration in the Super Bowl ends up being 100% accurate.
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