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City Of Los Angeles: “Guess What Buffalo Bills? It Never Snows Out Here”

Hi there, Buffalo Bills organization. Heard you’re having a bit of trouble this weekend. Something about “seven feet of snow” around your stadium? Gosh that sounds like a lot. Is…

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Coaching Clipboards For The AFC, NFC Championship Games

BALTIMORE RAVENS: NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS: ATLANTA FALCONS: SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS:

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Cocky Sean Payton Considering Resting Saints Starters Until Playoffs

NEW ORLEANS – Still basking in the glow of his team’s season opening victory against the divisional rival Falcons, Saints coach Sean Payton informed reporters today that he is strongly…

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Colin Kaepernick Calls In Sick To Watch Dolphins-Patriots Game

TAMPA – QB Colin Kaepernick, scheduled to start today for the visiting San Francisco 49ers against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, called in sick early this morning so that he could…

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Pus-Filled Cyst “Thrilled” To Have Tony Romo Surgically Removed From Its Back

DALLAS, TX – A three-inch wide sebaceous cyst consisting of a fatty, white, semi-solid material as well as assorted fibrous tissues and fluids was reported to be “thrilled and relieved”…

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First Place Cleveland Browns Announce They’re Moving To Baltimore Again

CLEVELAND – Just hours after moving into sole possession of first place in the AFC North for the first time in nineteen seasons, the revitalized 6-3 Cleveland Browns shocked the…

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Free Agent DeMarcus Ware Looking Forward To Sacking Tony Romo

DALLAS – Pro bowl DE DeMarcus Ware, released by the Cowboys in a surprising cap-clearing maneuver at the start of the NFL’s free agency period, told reporters he’s looking forward…

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Frustrated Eagle Fans Demand Team Fire Chip Kelly, Hire “Andy Reid-Type Coach”

PHILADELPHIA – Frustrated by their team’s 17-3 loss to the Dallas Cowboys in Sunday’s NFC East showdown, as well as an offense that’s come crashing back to Earth after a…

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Frustrated Roger Goodell: “I Guess We Need To Give Players A ‘Please Don’t Commit Murder’ Speech

Jesus Christ. This is unbelievable. Okay, look. Maybe this is partly my fault. I suppose we should have nipped this thing in the bud by, I don’t know, giving players…

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New York Jets Sign Two Year Contract With Hobo They Mistakingly Thought Was Ed Reed

NEW YORK – Reports of a contract agreement between veteran safety Ed Reed and the New York Jets proved to be erroneous today when the team announced the signing of…

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