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After a night of heavy drinking, the Indianapolis Colts made a 3 a.m. phone call to former QB Peyton Manning, leaving a long, slurring voicemail in which the franchise begged…

ARLINGTON, TX – Speaking from the fifty yard line of Cowboys Stadium, and standing next to the man with whom he rebuilt America’s Team, legendary coach Jimmy Johnson reflected on…

DALLAS – Cowboys TE Jason Witten, a nine-time pro bowl selection as well as the 2012 NFL Man of the Year, is still scoring some major tail thanks to that…

WASHINGTON – After a disastrous Monday Night Football performance in which he threw for just 127 yards and one interception, Redskins QB Robert Griffin III has reportedly asked ESPN’s production…

INDIANAPOLIS – Decrying the city name as “hurtful,” bigoted,” and “hopelessly outdated,” representatives of the Oneida Nation picketed Colts headquarters today, demanding that the NFL franchise immediately scrap the “Indianapolis…

St. Louis, MO – FOX Sports’ Joe Buck solidified his status as the finest, most beloved NFL play-by-play man in  sportscasting history by being named “America’s Favorite NFL Announcer”…

DE PERE, WI – Coaches and players of the Green Bay Packers, horrified by an appearance that was described as, “a powerfully pumped up torso held up by a couple…

Biologists and other zoological experts worldwide were baffled yesterday when every single dog living on the planet earth wagged its tail simultaneously at exactly 2:16pm. Also occurring at exactly 2:16:…

INDIANAPOLIS – One day after throwing four interceptions in a season-ending playoff loss to the New England Patriots, Colts QB Andrew Luck revealed that his disastrous performance was the result…