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Peyton Manning Gives Offensive Linemen Papa Johns Coupons As Christmas Gifts
Denver QB Peyton Manning, on track for one of his finest statistical seasons and a possible Comeback Player of the Year award, presented each of his offensive lineman with a…
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Peyton Manning Fails To Throw 7 TDs For 2nd Week In A Row
DENVER – After a sluggish performance against the Oakland Raiders on Monday night in which he threw for a disappointing 374 yards and 3 touchdowns, Broncos QB Peyton Manning has…
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Patriots Not Sure Which Jets QB They’ll See Sunday: The One Who Can’t Throw, Or That Other One Who Can’t Throw
“Do you really have to draw those pictures of me getting disemboweled by Ray Lewis? I’m standing right here, you know.” As Sunday’s AFC East showdown for first place in…
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Panthers Sign “Play 60” Kid To Fill In For Cam Newton After Car Crash
CHARLOTTE – Following the Tuesday traffic accident which left Carolina QB Cam Newton with two transverse process fractures in his lower back, the Panthers today announced the signing of “Nate,”…
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Packers Add Jay Cutler To Ring Of Honor
GREEN BAY, WI – The Green Bay Packers front office announced today the newest addition to the team’s famed Ring of Honor that circles historic Lambeau Field by unveiling the…
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Victorious Obama: “In Your FACE, Redskins!”
Moments after learning his re-election was official, U.S. President Barack Obama took the stage at a rally in Chicago’s McCormick Center to deliver his victory speech, which he began with,…
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Oakland Raiders Playbook Revealed To Be Just A Bunch Of Screengrabs From “Madden” Videogame
OAKLAND – The 0-6 Oakland Raiders, whose 282.7 average yards gained per contest ranks dead last among the 32 NFL teams, were revealed today to be using an offensive playbook…
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Oakland Raiders Demand Political Asylum In London
LONDON – The entire Oakland Raiders football franchise, currently in Great Britain to play the Miami Dolphins as part of the NFL’s “International Series,” caused an international scandal earlier today…
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Washington Redskins Sign San Francisco 49ers On 1st Day Of Free Agency
WASHINGTON – The Redskins opened the NFL 2014 free agent season with a bang on Tuesday, when they signed the entire roster of the San Francisco 49ers to a reported…
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