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Colts Honor Peyton Manning Before Game With Free Drink That Smells Suspiciously of Roofies
INDIANAPOLIS – In an emotional ceremony preceding their Sunday night game, the Indianapolis Colts honored former QB Peyton Manning by presenting him with a complimentary stadium beer that, according to…
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Aaron Rodgers Has Date At Same Time As Game, Will Run Between Them
Green Bay QB Aaron Rodgers, whose team plays the Minnesota Vikings in a divisional round playoff game Saturday evening at Lambeau Field, also has a date scheduled with “Hot Molly”…
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Doctors Fear Roethlisberger Injury Will Make Him Hang Out With Them
Pittsburgh Steelers team doctors are concerned that the shoulder injury suffered by quarterback Ben Rothlisberger during Monday night’s game against the Chiefs may cause him to start spending significant time…
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Dr. James Andrews Confirms Rob Gronkowski’s Knee Injury Is, “Totally Gross”
BOSTON – World renowned orthopedic surgeon Dr. James Andrews, during a visit to Patriots headquarters to examine the right knee of TE Rob Gronkowski, described the damaged joint as, “really,…
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NFL Christmas Songs Part 1
This was sent out by the San Francisco 49ers in December 2010. Notice how most players try, and fail miserably, to sing. Then at :29, Patrick Willis pretty much says,…
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Tom Coughlin: “Hi There. Would You Like To Play RB For A Professional Football Team?”
Hi there. How are you? My name’s Tom. Tom Coughlin. It’s nice to meet you. I’m sorry to get directly to the point like this, but unfortunately it’s getting late…
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INTERCEPTED TEXT: Ben Roethlisberger Makes A New Friend
VZW FREE MSG: Welcome to Verizon and to your new iPhone 6. Get started on America’s most reliable network, Verizon. vzw.com/ new/mwelcome HELLO HANDPHONE. THIS IS BEN. VZW FREE MSG:…
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Hipster Cowboy Fans Claim Romo’s Latest Screwup Too Mainstream
Trevor, Angelique, and Karoline, three decidedly hipster Dallas Cowboy fans living in the trendy Silverlake region of Los Angeles, claim that Tony Romo’s late-game meltdown against the Washington Redskins on…
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