Tony Romo Takes Full Responsibility In Advance For Mistakes He Will Make This Week Against 49ers

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Updated: September 4, 2014

DALLAS – With his team’s 2014 season opening game against San Francisco just days away, Cowboys QB Tony Romo told reporters that he takes “full responsibility for all of the unfortunate mistakes and poorly timed miscues” that he will be making against the 49ers swarming defense, and vowed to improve upon his disappointing future outing during a press conference inside Cowboys team headquarters earlier today.

"In the interest of time, I should probably also apologize for the mistakes I'll make against the Titans, Rams, Saints and Texans too."

“In the interest of time, I should probably also apologize for the mistakes I’ll be making against the Titans, Rams, Saints and Texans too.”

 

“Obviously, I feel bad for the turnovers and other negative plays that will be occurring on Sunday,” a somber Romo told reporters. “And I’m willing to admit that it’s 100% my bad. Costly turnovers are simply not acceptable, so I deeply regret the ones that I’ll be committing this weekend. I know I’m capable of playing better than I will be playing against the 49ers.”

 

Despite Romo’s poor performance-to-be, team owner Jerry Jones maintained the embattled QB still has his full support.

 

“No, I haven’t lost any confidence in Tony,” Jones said. “I’ve stood by him through numerous gameday mishaps in the past, and I’ll continue to do so after Sunday’s struggles as well. I firmly believe that Tony Romo’s best days still lie ahead of him, despite the rough outing he’s apparently going to have against San Francisco.”

 

Romo stated that his willingness to shoulder the blame for the impending loss demonstrates his strength of leadership.

 

“I’m not going to sit here and point fingers at my teammates and say, ‘we’re going to lose because of that guy, or that guy,’” Romo concluded. “The bottom line is, it’s my responsibility to lead the team to victory, and I just won’t be getting the job come Sunday. I simply have to do a better job of protecting the ball and performing in the clutch than the way in which I’m not going to be doing those things this weekend.“

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28 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    September 9, 2014 at 2:52 pm

    Predicting Tony Romo will have a bad game is like predicting the sun will rise in the east and set in the west.

  2. Anonymous

    September 9, 2014 at 10:02 am

    An epic Tony Romo fail is not exactly hard to predict.

  3. Bob

    September 8, 2014 at 6:53 am

    Holy shit, you guys must be psychic lol

  4. Anonymous

    September 8, 2014 at 6:43 am

    This has to be the most accurate and true to life article ever posted on PFM

  5. Ericshawn

    September 8, 2014 at 3:46 am

    Are you a wizard?

  6. Tony Romo

    September 7, 2014 at 11:19 pm

    Aww yiss, I missed you buddy! It’s so good to a have a friend like you, December!

  7. December

    September 7, 2014 at 10:02 pm

    Damn Romo. Do you miss me already?

  8. Ben Roethlisberger

    September 7, 2014 at 8:19 pm

    BECAUSE ROMO THREW 3 PICKS IN THE FIRST HALF YOU SEE!

  9. Anonymous

    September 7, 2014 at 3:23 pm

    Watching this game now. He might need to apologize a little more

  10. PFM writers

    September 7, 2014 at 3:00 pm

    Judging by the first half of this game, we’re psychic!

  11. Copycat

    September 6, 2014 at 9:10 am

    *whispers* penis

  12. Guy Who Whispers "Penis"

    September 5, 2014 at 11:53 pm

    *whispers* penis

  13. ifhss

    September 5, 2014 at 5:29 pm

    I am terribly sorry for that last comment “I” posted. It appears I have an impostor. But like I said, I will just ignore the impostors because I have a new attitude about this now, right people?

  14. Correction

    September 5, 2014 at 1:28 pm

    “Job done**” in the bottom paragraph.

  15. Aaron Rodgers

    September 5, 2014 at 8:28 am

    DAMMIT!!!!!! I HATE YOU SO MUCH WILSON!

  16. Drew Brees

    September 5, 2014 at 7:51 am

    Stop picking on my *ahem* “best friend.”

    Damn you, Matt Ryan.

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  18. Har Har!

    September 4, 2014 at 11:59 pm

    Shittin-Brix!

  19. Typical Seahawk Fan

    September 4, 2014 at 10:00 pm

    Yeah! Suck it fudgepackers! Awesome game but who were those old guys retiring numbers at the beginning? We haven’t been around long enough to get yo that point right?
    #12thmansince2012
    #hawksforlife

  20. ifhss

    September 4, 2014 at 9:26 pm

    The original ifhss has the blue letters on his name end of story. Screw that guy and the comment convos that aren’t funny at all. Leave it to the pros at PRO football mock!

  21. Guy who spoils the next qb convo

    September 4, 2014 at 8:55 pm

    Aaron Rodgers will be pissed.

  22. Copycat

    September 4, 2014 at 8:12 pm

    I am ifhss and I am a recovering troll. I will no longer post the troll comments that I used to post such as guy who whispers penis, poop, copycat, moist guy, and the fake Name fights, which were things that I invented to stop the comment convos from happening. Now I realize that some people just like doing the comment convos and if I don’t like them then I will have to deal with it but I cant do anything about it. I will no longer whine about comment convos or post any troll comments. Someone may try to impersonate me but I will ignore it. Let the comment convos live on!

  23. ifhss

    September 4, 2014 at 6:50 pm

    I am ifhss and I am a recovering troll. I will no longer post the troll comments that I used to post such as guy who whispers penis, poop, copycat, moist guy, and the fake Name fights, which were things that I invented to stop the comment convos from happening. Now I realize that some people just like doing the comment convos and if I don’t like them then I will have to deal with it but I cant do anything about it. I will no longer whine about comment convos or post any troll comments. Someone may try to impersonate me but I will ignore it. Let the comment convos live on!

  24. DerDarthenFritzster

    September 4, 2014 at 5:32 pm

    Guys, do your research. Romo doesn’t blow a non-conference game until after at least Week 11. Jason Garrett, on the other hand…

  25. RED

    September 4, 2014 at 3:33 pm

    But it isn’t December….

  26. Anonymous

    September 4, 2014 at 3:20 pm

    Why stop there he should accept full responsibility for the full season.

  27. Someone

    September 4, 2014 at 2:14 pm

    As long as Frank Gore carves up that crappy defense and gives me points in FF, I don’t care who wins this game.

  28. Anonymous

    September 4, 2014 at 1:56 pm

    If he keeps talking like that, he’ll play well on Sunday, and possibly even win.

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