Tony Romo, On Cowboys Game-Losing INT “Now I See How Annoying That Is To Watch”

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Updated: December 29, 2013

DALLAS – Injured QB Tony Romo, watching his Cowboys lose an NFC-East championship game against the Eagles 24-22 due to a late Kyle Orton INT, said the critical turnover felt, “like a punch to the gut,” and claimed, “Now I see how annoying it is to watch Dallas blow a big game like that. Man, this sucks.”

Romo: "Also Orton, you look like an idiot with that backwards ballcap. hey wait a minute..."

Romo: “Also Orton looks like an idiot with that backwards ballcap. hey wait a minute…”

 

“Okay here we go guys. Time to win this game,” Romo had reportedly said to his TV screen just moments earlier as his team began what they hoped would be a game-winning drive. “Let’s take it down the field and score. Nice and steady now. No mistakes, no penalties, no turnovers. Just move it into field goal range and win this OH COME ON. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ORTON? HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLE CHOKE AT THE BIGGEST MOMENT OF THE GAME LIKE THAT?”

 

Romo, recuperating at home from surgery to repair a herniated disk suffered in last week’s 24-23 victory over Washington, immediately realized the irony of his spending an entire game cheering on the Cowboys in a close contest, only to see a mistake-prone QB commit a costly turnover in crunch time.

 

“Wow. It’s all so clear to me now,” said Romo. “I’ve been sitting here for three hours, getting emotionally invested in the outcome of this game, only to have my heart ripped out in the closing minutes because of a careless throw by the quarterback. No wonder people bitch about this all the time. It feels like crap.”

 

Along with the rest of his teammates, Romo now begins the offseason looking to rebuild, in hopes of improving the Cowboys fortunes in 2014.

 

“Well the first thing we need to do is address the backup QB position, obviously” he claimed. “No team can succeed with a signal-caller who plays competently for 58 minutes, only to produce a game-killing mistake at the worst possible moment of the 4th quarter. We just can’t have a QB like that on our team. At least, not one who’s coming off the bench, anyway.”

23 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    December 29, 2013 at 10:08 pm

    This is the curse that follows every quarterback for the Cowboys ever since Jerry Jones sold his soul to the devil for eternal life

  2. Ben Roethlisberger

    December 29, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE TONY ROMO ALWAYS THROWS INTERCEPTIONS IN THE FINAL MINUTES OF BIG GAMES.

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  4. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 5:03 am

    NO IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE TONY ROMO DOES EVERYTHING MENTIONED IN THIS

  5. Green Machine

    December 30, 2013 at 5:05 am

    As an Eagles fan, I wish Romo a speedy recovery and Jones many many long years. As long as those two are around, the birds always have a shot! Have fun on the golf course guys! E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!

  6. Seth

    December 30, 2013 at 5:43 am

    http://puu.sh/638t4.jpg
    http://puu.sh/63f2L.jpg
    Some of the stuff my friend sent me after Orton pulled a Romo X-P

  7. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 6:51 am

    Funny that Romo thinks the only addressing that needs to be done is the back up QB for making game winning mistakes when he does the same damn thing…Olton isn’t the only person that needs addressing!

  8. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 7:23 am

    I sure hope you idiots realize this is a mock blog

  9. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 7:44 am

    unfortunately, the last guy doesn’t realize that

  10. Tony R.

    December 30, 2013 at 7:47 am

    WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME????

  11. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 8:42 am

    Well at least the game ended the same way it would have if Romo had played…

  12. FreeRange

    December 30, 2013 at 9:26 am

    I fully expect Orton to have Romos picture in the quarterback convo today

  13. ifhss

    December 30, 2013 at 9:37 am

    WOW it is amazing that people still come here thinking this is all real. Please stop it with the Ben Roethlisberger comments it is not at all funny.

  14. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 9:49 am

    Lol at the Eagles fan. You’re still waiting on your first SuperBowl win and will be even after Romo and Jerry Jones are gone.

  15. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 9:51 am

    ^ You clearly don’t have a sense of humor

  16. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    I think Romo cursed Orton because both his interception looked like Romo threw the ball!

  17. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 3:18 pm

    Anon @ 9:49 is a cowgirl fan, the only fanbase with NO sense of humor. Probably because all 31 fan bases love to watch their team fail. Myaybe that’s why they’re still called “America’s team” because America unites itself in it’s hatred for the Cowgirls.

  18. margew55

    December 30, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    The Cowboys fans are the only ones who call the Cowboys “America’s Team”.

  19. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    Im getting sick of these trolls impersonating Ben. Just saying.

  20. Big Ben Rapistberger

    January 1, 2014 at 8:45 am

    ITS BECAUSE I ALWAYS EXPLAIN JOKES IN THE FACEBOOK QB CONVOS.

  21. Anonymous

    January 1, 2014 at 11:12 pm

    Because you see nobody likes a copycat.

  22. Ben Rothlesberger

    January 2, 2014 at 6:40 am

    ITS FUNNY BECAUSE PEOPLE GET BUTTHURT ON THE INTERNET

  23. Anonymous

    January 15, 2014 at 9:07 am

    lol how is this already in the time capsule? It’s only a couple of weeks old.

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