Very Thin NFL Books

Updated: October 3, 2014

Thin NFL Books

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  1. PFMFan21

    December 10, 2014 at 9:54 am

    The Nights I’ve Spent Alone – Jay Cutler’s Mom
    Draft Day 101 – Dan Snyder

  2. GeauxCajuns14

    October 17, 2014 at 9:52 am

    People Who Like Me- Tony Romo
    Jokes and Gags that Aren’t Beaten to Death- staff
    Posts that Aren’t Dragged Out Past the Point of Being Funny- staff

  3. jacobaden

    October 9, 2014 at 5:32 pm

    They should do very large books
    “losing by the Cleveland Browns”
    “Throwing Pick-6s by Matt Schuab”
    “Fucks not given By Jay Cutler”
    “LOL moments by the New York Jets”

  4. AnonyMOOSE

    October 7, 2014 at 5:13 pm

    Why is the thickest one Romo preforming under pressure?

  5. Ryan Leaf

    October 5, 2014 at 6:49 am

    How to succeed in the NFL by Ryan Leaf, Jamarcus Russell and Tim Tebow.
    Investing Money for a Sucessful Retirement by Jamal Lewis and Vince Young, foreword by Allen Iverson
    How to Stop Bullying by Richie Incognito

  6. mikefromcanmore

    October 5, 2014 at 6:08 am

    How to Throw an Interception by Russell Wilson

  7. mikefromcanmore

    October 5, 2014 at 6:06 am

    People Who Couldn’t Go All The Way by Chris Berman

  8. mikefromcanmore

    October 5, 2014 at 6:00 am

    The Idiot Kicker’s Guide to Sobriety by Mike Vanderjagt

    • Dstegasaurus

      October 8, 2014 at 12:41 am

      Forward by Matt Prater. Dedicated to Rob Bironas.

  9. Guy Who Whispers "Penis"

    October 4, 2014 at 11:18 pm

    *whispers* penis

    • Ben Roethlisberger

      October 6, 2014 at 8:46 pm


    • PjNob1e

      October 18, 2014 at 11:52 pm

      Seriously, stop.

  10. Someone

    October 4, 2014 at 9:50 pm

    Fighting Intolerance by Richie Incognito and Chris Culliver

    How to Look Professional on the Sideline by Eli Manning

    My Best Kickers by Nick Saban

    Coming Back Bigger and Stronger by The Cleveland Browns

    • AnonyMOOSE

      October 7, 2014 at 5:15 pm

      Nick Saban is a college coach but otherwise pretty good

  11. GeauxCajuns14

    October 4, 2014 at 9:16 pm

    Michael Vick- How to Raise a Dog
    Plaxico Burress- Gun Safety
    Ray Lewis- Covering Up Crimes
    Roger Goodell- Players I Haven’t Fined or Suspended

  12. GeauxCajuns14

    October 4, 2014 at 9:09 pm

    Tim Tebow- Pictures of Girls I’ve Slept With
    Tom Brady- My Best High Fives
    Greg Hardy- Anger Management 101
    Ben Roethlisberger- How to Legally Pick Up Women in a Bar
    Jay Cutler- Things I Give a Fuck About
    Andy Reid- Healthy Eating 101
    Hairstyles of Peyton Manning
    Staying Injury Free- Robert Griffin III

  13. eaglesfan252218

    October 3, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    “Defensive schemes other than Cover 2″ by Lovie Smith

  14. eaglesfan252218

    October 3, 2014 at 7:49 pm

    “How to Get Away With Murder” by Aaron Hernandez

  15. BoldCityBro

    October 3, 2014 at 5:34 pm

    “Going Long” by Chad Henne

  16. Asshole

    October 3, 2014 at 3:53 pm

    The Joys of Eating Pussy

    Written by Michael Sam, Foreword by Tim Tebow, Illustrated by Aaron Rodgers

  17. Random

    October 3, 2014 at 2:45 pm

    “Success on the Road” -New Orleans Saints and Atlanta Falcons

    “Supporting Your Team When They’re Down” – Seattle Seahawks

    “Keeping Your Composure” – Jim Harbaugh

    “Staying Tough” -Jake Locker

    “The Joys of Thursday Night Football” -Everyone

  18. BjfromNJ

    October 3, 2014 at 11:36 am

    To add a few more:

    -“Dan Snyder on respecting the aboriginal culture.”

    -“Get your game on: building a competent team.” by Jerry Jones

    • AnonyMOOSE

      December 21, 2014 at 8:29 pm

      Co-written by Dan Snyder

  19. BjfromNJ

    October 3, 2014 at 11:28 am

    These books would’ve been pretty thin, too:

    “Quitting smoking bad stuff 101″ by Co-authored by Jay Cutler, Aldon Smith, and Josh Gordon

    “Achieving eliteness” by Joe Flacco

    “Making yourself known to others” by Christian Ponder

    • KWR

      October 3, 2014 at 1:16 pm

      Cutler’s should definitely be “How to beat Green Bay”

      • mike12579

        October 4, 2014 at 7:45 am

        Detroit Lions “How to be a winning franchise” introduction by the Jacksonville Jaguars.

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