The Trent Richardson Sex Tape: A PFM Chart

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Updated: November 13, 2013
COLTS - TRENT RICHARDSON - BG SMILEIndianapolis Colt RB Trent Richardson is allegedly featured in a orgy sex tape that is currently being offered to tabloids. Here are a few highlights of the explicit video:

 

  • Tape features Richardson with 3 women. So, basically, 4 enormous busts
  • Includes the most holes Richardson has seen in the past two years
  • Replaced halfway through by Donald Brown
  • At one point during tape, Jim Irsay visible in corner of room masturbating
  • Richardson somehow manages to sprain his knee during cunnilingus
  • Rides stationary bike between series to stay limber
  • Penetrates up the middle for first time all season
  • During break in the action, Cris Collinsworth uses telestrator to highlight exact moment Richardson blows wad on partner’s face
  • Spikes used condom
  • Richardson reverses order of his NFL career by going “Indy Brown,” if you catch our drift

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7 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    November 20, 2013 at 11:18 am

    In the background Sam Bradford was waiting with a poodle and some grey poupon waiting for his turn…

  2. Jo M

    November 15, 2013 at 5:52 pm

    I laughed so hard I guess I’ll see y’all in hell huh? Best post by a mile

  3. NotMarkSanchez

    November 14, 2013 at 12:41 am

    That’s one of the best posts I’ve seen

  4. Ben Roethlisberger

    November 13, 2013 at 8:57 pm

    BECAUSE RICHARDSON IS A BUST, YOU SEE

  5. DirectorRick

    November 13, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    Awesome Just Awesome…..dead laughing

  6. Anonymous

    November 13, 2013 at 10:00 am

    It’s pretty sad that his dick is longer than average yards per carry.

  7. Boots

    November 13, 2013 at 7:35 am

    Best post ever, not that the others are bad, I read them all, but seriously I died laughing. I am dead.

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