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Brandon Weeden Intercepted 4 Times During “Brandon Weeden’s Football Camp For Kids”

STEUBENVILLE, OH –  Brandon Weeden went 8-29 with no touchdowns and four interceptions during a mid-morning scrimmage at the Cleveland QB’s annual “Brandon Weeden Football Camp For Kids,” it was reported...

Next Great Browns QB Currently Shitting In Diaper

Two month old Jayden Parker, the next great quarterback that will play for the Cleveland Browns, spent the afternoon at his home in Coral Cables, FL ingesting breast milk, developing increased...