Tim Tebow Embraces Pure Evil As Requirement of Patriots Contract

FOXBOROUGH, MA – As part of his contractual obligation to his new team, just-signed New England Patriots QB Tim Tebow renounced all allegiences to God, His son Jesus Christ, and the...

Wes Welker Signs With Broncos As Part Of Elaborate Bill Belichick Plot To Steal Denver’s Signals

Longtime Patriot WR Wes Welker signed a two-year, $12 million dollar contract with the Denver Broncos Wednesday as part of a long con being run by New England head coach Bill...

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