Russia Regrets Putting Tony Romo In Charge Of Olympics Opening Ceremony Ring Display

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Updated: February 9, 2014

SOCHI, RUSSIA – In the wake of an embarrassing mishap seen around the world on Friday during the opening ceremony to the Sochi Winter Games, a top official of the program told reporters Sunday that his organization “deeply regrets” putting Cowboys QB Tony Romo in charge of the botched operation.

TONY ROMO OLYMPIC RINGS MISHAP

 

“In retrospect, da, eet was beeg meestake letting Tony Romo of the Cowboys of Dallas operate ring portion of glorious Olympic ceremony,” said Konstantin Ernst, Russian producer of the lavish spectacle. “Eet was supposed to be byootiful display of five magnificent snowflakes opening up to reveal perfectly formed Olympic rings. And da, first four rings opened perfectly, no problem at all. But then, in crunch time, fifth ring failed to open! I coodn’t believe my Russian blue eyes! I sat in control room screaming at monitor, ‘Why Tony Romo? Why you fail at last moment like dis?’”

 

Continued Ernst: “Perhaps vee should have done more thorough background check on this Tony Romo person. Tell me, does he by chance have any history of critical meltdowns of which vee should have been aware?”

 

Romo apologized for his gaffe later.

 

“I take full responsibility for the technical error during the Sochi opening ceremony,” a somber Romo said. “In between opening the 4th and 5th ring, I thought I had time to take a quick drink. That was poor clock management on my part, I suppose. Anyway, I took a sip of vodka, and immediately began to choke. As a result I fumbled the electronic key that would have opened the fifth ring. Instead of twisting it to the left I sort of, well, turned it over.”

 

Added Romo: “My bad.”

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174 Comments

  1. Horse boy

    February 24, 2014 at 2:50 pm

    Sam Bradford
    February 10, 2014 at 4:33 pm
    You.know what they saying about allowing Tony Romo to attempt to complete something…. it’s like having a FFM threeway with two Brazilian teen twins and then when you’re about to blam they both leave you before you blam and your forced to complete the duty by yourself and you end up nutting in your eye and your wiener is stuck to your stomach in the morning

    *vomit*

  2. Rusty BlackMist Mustang

    February 17, 2014 at 1:37 pm

    That it is *neighs*

  3. A human

    February 15, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    This board is a nice substitute for the real thing.

  4. Sam Bradford

    February 15, 2014 at 9:04 pm

    You know what they say about snapping balls though, right?

  5. Manny Ramirez

    February 15, 2014 at 9:04 pm

    ( snaps ball)

  6. Sam Bradford

    February 15, 2014 at 9:01 pm

    Agreed with Pouncey. Then it can be a six-some.

  7. Mike Pouncey

    February 15, 2014 at 8:59 pm

    FREE HERNANDEZ

  8. John Jerry

    February 15, 2014 at 6:08 pm

    Tell em boss

  9. Richie Incognito

    February 15, 2014 at 6:07 pm

    It’s because he’s a giant PUSSY.

  10. Tom Brady

    February 15, 2014 at 6:06 pm

    But your not gay bisexual or going to be raped so why do you want to go

  11. Jonathan Martian

    February 15, 2014 at 6:05 pm

    Hey Sam can I join for. Fivesome.

  12. Tom Brady

    February 15, 2014 at 5:29 pm

    For the love of shit Stafford this isn’t Twitter

  13. Matt Stafford

    February 15, 2014 at 5:09 pm

    @JonathanMartin @CarsonPalmer @AlexSmith @CamNewton @JakeLocker wow guys that’s really mean to Romo, what did he do to any of you?

  14. Jake Locker

    February 15, 2014 at 5:07 pm

    SERIOUSLY, ROMO, EVEN JAY CUTLER’S MOM SAYS YOU SUCK BALLS BAHAHAHA

  15. Cam Newton

    February 15, 2014 at 5:06 pm

    LMFAOOOO ROMO YOU STUPID DALLAS CHOKEBOY

  16. Alex Smith

    February 15, 2014 at 5:03 pm

    ROFLHAHAHA ROMO YOU SUCK GIANT MONKEY DICK

  17. Carson Palmer

    February 15, 2014 at 5:02 pm

    FUCK YOU TONY HOMO EVERYONE HATES YOU

  18. Jonathan Martin

    February 15, 2014 at 1:58 pm

    I DONT NEED SYMPATHY FROM YOU ROMO YOU CHOKE ARTIST PIECE OF SHIT!!!

  19. Tony Romo

    February 15, 2014 at 1:55 pm

    Amen to that, brother.

  20. Jonathan Martin

    February 15, 2014 at 1:54 pm

    WAAAAH!!! You guys are so mean to me!!! I’m going to tell Roger Goodell!!!

  21. Michael Sam

    February 15, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    Let’s make it a party I want to join and make it a foursome

  22. Matt Ryan

    February 15, 2014 at 11:03 am

    WTF

  23. Sam Bradford

    February 15, 2014 at 8:57 am

    Can I join to make it a threesome

  24. Aaron Rodgers

    February 15, 2014 at 8:56 am

    Wilson I will go all Sam Bradford on your shitty little cock and give you the best sex you ever had

  25. Russell Wilson

    February 15, 2014 at 8:49 am

    No.

  26. Aaron Rodgers 2014

    February 15, 2014 at 6:22 am

    Wait, Tim Tebow ends up GAY??? Well then I guess all of those rumors about me go away right?

  27. Tom Brady

    February 15, 2014 at 6:19 am

    3:16? That’s like the score of one of your games in the AFL right? You being the 3 of course.

  28. Tim Tebow

    February 14, 2014 at 4:49 pm

    Huh,Andrew please just read this please Jhon3:16

  29. Andrew Luck 2040

    February 14, 2014 at 4:38 pm

    Just be free and join Tim Tebow we are gay cell mates who’s raping me right now.Shut up Tim and ask the guard if he has any more lube you know how I like it. Arron Hernandez taught me how to receive anal by your cellmate

  30. Andrew Luck

    February 14, 2014 at 3:14 pm

    Oh my gosh I am becoming a monster! I need to get some help during the off season like right away.

  31. Philip Rivers

    February 14, 2014 at 10:25 am

    Skip Bayless?? Announcer for ESPN First Take and Tim Tebow ball washer??

    • Matt Ryan

      February 14, 2014 at 1:42 pm

      And Tom Brady jockstrap slurrper

    • Matt Shaub

      February 14, 2014 at 1:52 pm

      Mr.Goodell and Jonathan Martian the Texans are bullying me again and won’t donate to O.R.G.A.S.A.M.S

    • Andrew Luck 2040

      February 14, 2014 at 1:53 pm

      Strangled another hobo today. I be like ball so hard motherfuckers want to find me

  32. Skip Bayless

    February 14, 2014 at 10:24 am

    Dissing Tim Tebow??? Not on my watch!!! He is the best thing ever created by man and has never made a mistake in his life!!! Now apologize!!

  33. Tom Brady

    February 14, 2014 at 9:51 am

    That reminds me Teblow, you still with that busty brunette? I haven’t banged her in almost TWO days. I gotta hit that again.

  34. Tom Brady

    February 14, 2014 at 9:50 am

    They’re just on the rag, they’ll be their old spineless, kiss-ass selves with a little Midol.

  35. Alex Smith

    February 14, 2014 at 8:20 am

    DAMM What’s gotten in the brown nosers lately.

  36. Andrew Luck

    February 14, 2014 at 8:15 am

    Way to tell them Tebow stick up for all us respectful people everywhere.Also go to fucking hell Tom Brady and you Sir Peyton Asshead fivehead fucking Manning. Good day to you sir.

  37. Tim Tebow

    February 14, 2014 at 7:03 am

    And don’t use the Lord’s name in vain you stupid forehead looking motherfucker!

  38. Tim Tebow

    February 14, 2014 at 6:45 am

    You know what, it’s NOT okay! You ruined my life Manning! If you hadn’t stole MY job I’ll still be in the NFL and most definitely not at ESPN! I think Skip Bayless is coming on to me!

  39. Tim Tebow

    February 13, 2014 at 8:13 pm

    Ok, bye!

  40. PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING

    February 13, 2014 at 8:13 pm

    Get out of here BibleBalls, you worthless excuse for a Pop Warner QB

  41. Tim Tebow

    February 13, 2014 at 8:07 pm

    What’s up?

  42. Michael Sam

    February 13, 2014 at 8:05 pm

    Not for me.

  43. Anonymous

    February 13, 2014 at 6:56 pm

    Richie Incognito means secret dick even though his is 1cm when erect which is waaaaay too small for Aaron Rodgers.

  44. Richie Incognito

    February 13, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    Luck you half caveman piece of shit! I’ll sew your gigantic suckhole, to Martin’s equally gaping anus! That goes for you too Brady!

  45. Andrew Luck

    February 13, 2014 at 6:16 pm

    Jonathan Martin, I just want you to know I enjoyed being your teammate at Stanford and I’m sorry you are being subject to that awful treatment by Richie Incognito. I sincerely hope I can talk to Mr. Irsay and Mr. Pagano about giving you a shot with the Colts.

  46. Ben Roethlisberger

    February 13, 2014 at 5:39 pm

    …WAIT… BUT I’M BEN ROETHLISBERGER!!!!!!!111

  47. Ben Roethlisberger

    February 13, 2014 at 5:38 pm

  48. Ben Roethlisberger

    February 13, 2014 at 5:38 pm

    SEE, IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE BEN ROETHLIDBERGER IS A RAPIST!!!

  49. Tom Brady

    February 13, 2014 at 4:46 pm

    For a repulsive blob of a man, your girl’s not half bad looking Incognito. Tell her to wear an easily rippable, low cut shirt, I’ll be over in a bit.

  50. Richie Incognito

    February 13, 2014 at 4:42 pm

    Jesus Christ, Martin! Ben Roethlisberger’s rape victims cry less than you!

  51. Philip Rivers

    February 13, 2014 at 4:04 pm

    Jonathan Martin? Victim of alleged bullying by Richie Incognito and guy who walked out on his team midseason?

  52. Mathew a

    February 13, 2014 at 1:57 pm

    @TonyNono go to hell

  53. Anonymoose

    February 13, 2014 at 1:40 pm

    This comment section could actually pass for one of the best actual QBs on facebook convos of all time if you make a few adjustments to it.

  54. Jonathan Martin

    February 13, 2014 at 1:37 pm

    Peyton Manning I think Richie Incognito changed your name. He’s a bully. *sniffle*

  55. Philip Rivers

    February 13, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    Also I’m pretty sure it’s Christian Pringles.

  56. Philip Rivers

    February 13, 2014 at 1:25 pm

    Richie Incognito? Miami Dolphins offensive lineman who was suspended for harassing Jonathan Martin over twitter?

  57. Richie Incognito

    February 13, 2014 at 12:56 pm

    Martin you pussy ass fag! Your vagina is bigger than Peyton’s fivehead!

  58. Jonathan Martin

    February 13, 2014 at 12:38 pm

    I can’t handle this *leaves chat room and cries to the media*

  59. Captain Playoff Interception Von Foreheadstein

    February 13, 2014 at 12:35 pm

    I think it’s Christian Pooper. Hey! Which one of you jizzfucks changed my name?

  60. Tom Brady

    February 13, 2014 at 12:04 pm

    Get out of this convo Gabbert you and Christian Plonger are not allowed here

  61. Drew Brees

    February 13, 2014 at 12:02 pm

    For the love of shit Stafford this isn’t Fucking TWITTER!

  62. Matt Stafford

    February 13, 2014 at 9:48 am

    @BlaineGabbert: YOU JUST GOT BURNED, MAN!

  63. Drew Brees

    February 13, 2014 at 6:05 am

    And you missed a word…kinda like how you miss receivers

  64. Drew Brees

    February 12, 2014 at 8:38 pm

    Gabbert, I say for all the NFL QB’s on Facebook that’s all the screen time you’ll be getting this offseason…or any season

  65. Blaine Gabbert

    February 12, 2014 at 8:34 pm

    I’ve never thought I’d the day! Someone actually trolled Russell Wilson!

  66. Russell Wilson

    February 12, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    RODGERS I WILL LOCK YOU IN A DARK ROOM ALONE WITH SAM BRADFORD YOU CHEESEBALL!!!!!!!111

  67. Aaron Rodgers

    February 12, 2014 at 6:27 pm

    WILSON I WILL… hey wait a minute. Are you admitting you’re gay?

  68. Russell Wilson

    February 12, 2014 at 6:24 pm

    All I heard was “I am” … “gay” …

  69. Aaron Rodgers

    February 12, 2014 at 6:22 pm

    I am NOT GAY

  70. Darth Anonymous

    February 12, 2014 at 3:07 pm

    Aaron Rogers and Michael Sam sitting in a tree. B-U-T-T-F-U-C-K-I-N-G!

    I admit this was a bit childish on my part but I intercepted this would-be comment from Peyton Manning. I thought it was catchy despite the extra syllables.

    Apparently I’m the fifth to intercept something from Manning this month. Amazing how that works.

  71. Blaine Gabbert

    February 12, 2014 at 3:05 pm

    You guys do know I exist right?

  72. Aaron Rogers

    February 12, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    WILSON I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I BLAME YOU FOR THIS!!!

  73. Micheal Sam

    February 12, 2014 at 2:24 pm

    Aaron Rodgers I know it’s hard to admit it I too was in denial and hid my big secret, but I felt so relieved when I told the whole world. It’s OK if you don’t want to admit it right now but I will be here to support you when you are ready!

  74. Aaron Rogers

    February 12, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    FOR THE 500TH TIME I AM NOT GAY!!!!

  75. Andrew Luck

    February 12, 2014 at 12:12 pm

    Michael Sam, I just want to say congratulations on your big decision. It was very brave of you and I would consider it an honor if my Colts drafted you this spring.

  76. BEN ROETHEISBURGER

    February 12, 2014 at 11:48 am

    SANDY FALTON MAKE ME SAD. HE BIG MENNIE

  77. Andy Dalton

    February 12, 2014 at 7:00 am

    ITS FUNNY BECAUSE MATT RYAN STOLE RIVERS’ JOB JUST THEN. AND ALSO CAUSE I JUST STOLE ROETHLISBERGER’S. HAHAHA.

  78. Matt Ryan

    February 12, 2014 at 6:57 am

    Philip Rivers? Chargers QB and guy who always does the introductions?

  79. Philip Rivers

    February 11, 2014 at 9:22 pm

    Michael Sam? Openly gay NFL prospect?

  80. Mathew Stafford

    February 11, 2014 at 9:18 pm

    @Micheal sSam ge want your D that Arron Rodgers guy

  81. Manny Ramirez

    February 11, 2014 at 8:55 pm

    (snaps ball)

  82. RGIII

    February 11, 2014 at 8:13 pm

    Hey guys. Dr. Andrews says my concussion symptoms have faded but my knee has started hurting again.

  83. RGIII

    February 11, 2014 at 8:13 pm

    Hey guys. Dr Andrews says my concussion symptoms have faded, but my knee has started hurting again.

  84. RGIII

    February 11, 2014 at 8:12 pm

    Hey guys. Dr. Andrews says my concussion symptoms have faded, but my knee has started hurting again.

  85. Michael Sam

    February 11, 2014 at 7:24 pm

    Well, hello Aaron Rodgers.

  86. Steve Wilkos

    February 11, 2014 at 2:53 pm

    I forgot Russell Wilson, he’s your bastard too Brady.

  87. Geno smith

    February 11, 2014 at 1:57 pm

    Sorry I was late I was healed up at the airport

  88. Voldermort

    February 11, 2014 at 1:56 pm

    You monster

  89. Aaron Rogers

    February 11, 2014 at 1:51 pm

    WILSON I HOPE THEY SAY AT DISNEY WORLD THAT YOU ARE TOO SHORT TO RIDE SPACE MOUNTAIN!!!!!

  90. Russell Wilson

    February 11, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    Well Snaps Ball are my 2 favorite words behind hail mary and replacement refs

  91. Desperate S.O.B.

    February 11, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    sigh I wish Russell Wilson would troll Aaron Rogers one more time

  92. Manny Ramirez

    February 11, 2014 at 1:46 pm

    oops… *snaps ball*

  93. M Night Shaymalan

    February 11, 2014 at 1:46 pm

    You idiots! You were supposed to end the convo after I said “twist”! That way the twist would be at the end, not in the middle!

  94. Andrew Luck

    February 11, 2014 at 1:43 pm

    Gee, I’m so sorry Mr. Brady. I have no idea what possessed me to act so rude. Also can I have your autograph?

  95. Tom Brady

    February 11, 2014 at 1:42 pm

    SHUT UP LUCK YOU BROWN NOSING DOUCHE NOZZLE

  96. Jared Lorenzen

    February 11, 2014 at 1:40 pm

    Does he always act like a suck up?

  97. Jared Lorenzen

    February 11, 2014 at 1:39 pm

  98. Andrew Luck

    February 11, 2014 at 1:38 pm

    Hey Jared sorry if I’m a bit late but I hope you can recover from your injury and become an even better player from you are. You can do it

  99. Manny Ramirez

    February 11, 2014 at 1:27 pm

    *snaps ball*

  100. M Night Shaymalan

    February 11, 2014 at 1:26 pm

    TWIST!

  101. RG3

    February 11, 2014 at 1:25 pm

    Hey guys. My knee feels great. But Dr. James Andrews says I have a concussion now.

  102. Rex Ryan

    February 11, 2014 at 1:20 pm

    Dammit why do I have to live in this shithole of a state

  103. Ben Roethlisberger

    February 11, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    BECAUSE THEIR BOTH VERY FAT

  104. Eli Manning

    February 11, 2014 at 12:35 pm

    He Stole Brandon Jacobs Twinkie which is the reason why he hates Rex Ryan

  105. Mike Glennon

    February 11, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    What did he do?

  106. Eli Manning

    February 11, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    Damnit Jared thats the same shit that you did back in 2007.

  107. Jared Lorenzen

    February 11, 2014 at 12:31 pm

    While you guys argue over stupid shit I’m just going to finally enjoy the Twinkies I’ve stolen from Jay Cutler

  108. Tom Brady

    February 11, 2014 at 12:29 pm

    Bullshit I am not the father of a gay son, non elite qbs, bus drivers, chokers, Christians, and a bunch of nobodys!

  109. Dr. Joe

    February 11, 2014 at 12:21 pm

    Damn it Steve just cause you own a show doesn’t make you a doctor!

  110. Steve Wilkos

    February 11, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    Mr. Brady, you are also the father of Nick Foles, Ryan Tannehill, Matt Ryan, Chad Henne, Jake Locker, Tony Romo, Alex Smith, Aaron Rodgers, Mike Glennon, Matt Stafford, Joe Flacco, Sam Bradford, Ryan Mallett, and Tim Tebow.

  111. Tom Brady

    February 11, 2014 at 11:53 am

    Get out of here Jesus boy

  112. Tim Tebow

    February 11, 2014 at 11:48 am

    Hey I won a hiesman trophy

    If you believe in Christ he will set you free

  113. Cam Newton

    February 11, 2014 at 11:45 am

    Oh oh oh things jay cutlery mam says when she is pregnant

  114. Joe

    February 11, 2014 at 11:44 am

    Hey Steve your test results are about as accurate at Tim Tebows passes

  115. Cutler's Mom

    February 11, 2014 at 11:28 am

    Well I did smoke 7 packs and drank a 5th every day I was pregnant.

  116. Tom Brady

    February 11, 2014 at 11:26 am

    Bullshit, you balder than Schaub fuckwit! There’s no way my magnificent, perfect sperm would ever produce some double-chinned mongoloid like Cutler!

  117. Steve Wilkos

    February 11, 2014 at 11:21 am

    Mr. Brady, we have the test results. You ARE Jay Cutler’s Father!

  118. Philip Rivers

    February 11, 2014 at 11:09 am

    Darth Belichick? New England Patriots head coach who was caught illegally spying on the teams play books as a cameraman at Super Bowl XLVIII? Also Bill Belichick’s only slightly more evil alter ego?

  119. Darth Belichick

    February 11, 2014 at 10:14 am

    I would have gotten away it the filming too if it wasn’t for that darn kid Eli Manning and his dog Snoopy, mascot of MetLife!

  120. Sam Bradford

    February 11, 2014 at 6:33 am

    Did some one say twinkies

  121. Jared Lorenzen

    February 11, 2014 at 12:02 am

    Hey Cuttard! Hope i didn’t crush your momma to death last night! I swear she puts out faster than i eat twinkies!
    P.S. I ATE YOUR FUCKING TWINKIES, YOU FUCKING DOUCHE

  122. Jay Culter

    February 10, 2014 at 11:56 pm

    Looks like that broken ankle of yours ended your 15 minutes of fame Jared Fatball

  123. RGIII

    February 10, 2014 at 11:53 pm

    Say what? BTW can’t wait to tell the news to Coach Shanahan!

  124. Cam Newton

    February 10, 2014 at 11:50 pm

    .Um Griffin, didn’t you say that LAST YEAR?

  125. Jared Lorenzen

    February 10, 2014 at 9:13 pm

    The Hefty Lefty is back Bitches. Eats a doughnut

  126. RGIII

    February 10, 2014 at 8:54 pm

    Hey guys. Dr. James Andrews says my knee should be fine by next week.

  127. 2040 Sam Bradford

    February 10, 2014 at 8:52 pm

    *decomposes in grave*

  128. Roger Goodell 2040

    February 10, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    Wait, Bill Belichick didn’t get fired after disguising himself as a cameraman in the Super Bowl to look at the teams’ play books and hand signals?! DAMMIT ROGERS

  129. Ben Roethlisberger

    February 10, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    ITS FUNNY BECAUSE TONY ROMO CHOKES ALOT YOU SEE.

  130. Tony Romo

    February 10, 2014 at 5:15 pm

    (chokes on vomit)

  131. Matt Ryan

    February 10, 2014 at 5:13 pm

    Disgusting Bradford. Also Vomit!

  132. Sam Bradford

    February 10, 2014 at 4:33 pm

    You.know what they saying about allowing Tony Romo to attempt to complete something…. it’s like having a FFM threeway with two Brazilian teen twins and then when you’re about to blam they both leave you before you blam and your forced to complete the duty by yourself and you end up nutting in your eye and your wiener is stuck to your stomach in the morning

  133. Dan Snyder from 2040

    February 10, 2014 at 4:22 pm

    HAIL TO THE T.A.R.D.s, BITCHES!

  134. Sam Bradford

    February 10, 2014 at 4:18 pm

    But you know what they say about smart asses, right?

  135. Smart Ass

    February 10, 2014 at 4:13 pm

    Russell Wilson has a ring on his finger.
    False
    His ring hasn’t been made yet!

  136. Sam Bradford

    February 10, 2014 at 4:06 pm

    As I was saying, the fifth ring at the Olympics is kind of like trying to insert a ski into your ass, but your anus won’t open far enough.

  137. Broncos Center Manny Ramirez

    February 10, 2014 at 3:58 pm

    (snaps ball)

  138. The Republic Of Mexico 2040

    February 10, 2014 at 3:13 pm

    Hablas Ingles por favor

  139. Kenneth Smith-Brady

    February 10, 2014 at 1:48 pm

    Ernst would defend his decision, saying, “Eet vas easy decision at beginning. Aaron Rodgerski from Cheesevile is gay, Colin Kaepernickin looks like Sqidvard from show about gay sponge, The Third of Roberts named Grifeen breaks knee trying to get out of locked bathroom, and Drew Brees vould scare leetle Rashian girls. Then there vas this Romo person, from Texas, vich is most anti gay place in America. It vas perfect fit, considering that other Texas back of quarter, Matt Shaubski, vould misplace rings and not put them in right place”.

  140. Colin Kaepernick

    February 10, 2014 at 1:39 pm

    Nobody asked for your opinion either, Bounty Scarface.

  141. Drew Brees

    February 10, 2014 at 1:38 pm

    Nobody asked for your opinion, Tatty Chinpubes.

  142. Colin Kaepernick

    February 10, 2014 at 1:37 pm

    No Bradford, we don’t want to hear it.

  143. Jack Bauer

    February 10, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    DAMMIT PETER GRIFFIN STOP SAYING DAMMIT THATS MY CATCHPHRASE

  144. Peter Griffin

    February 10, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    Dammit Peyton Manning stop using my laugh

  145. Sam Bradford

    February 10, 2014 at 1:31 pm

    Well anyway, you know what they say about failing to open the fifth ring at the Sochi Olympics

  146. Peyton Goddamn Manning

    February 10, 2014 at 1:30 pm

    heheheh heheheh heheheh

  147. Roger BADell

    February 10, 2014 at 1:29 pm

    This is exactly the type of nonsense that- HEY!!! WHO CHANGED MY NAME TO ROGER “BAD”ELL?

  148. Bradford

    February 10, 2014 at 1:25 pm

    OrgaSAMS, you say?

  149. Matt Shaub

    February 10, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    Donate to O.R.G.A.S.A.M.S.

  150. Matt Shaub

    February 10, 2014 at 1:14 pm

    I hate PFM

  151. Darth Belichick

    February 10, 2014 at 12:48 pm

    *waves hand* All anonymous people will reveal themselves now.
    (Yes, we always have NFLQBOF in the comments. I first appeared in one of these.)

  152. Some Random Guy

    February 10, 2014 at 12:38 pm

    lol I love how the comment section turned into the NFL QB’s on Facebook convo

  153. Sam Bradford

    February 10, 2014 at 12:27 pm

    Alternative lifestyles, you say?

  154. Vladimir Putin

    February 10, 2014 at 12:14 pm

    VILSON, I VILL STRAP YOU ONTO MY FEET AND RIDE YOU DOWN INCREASINGLY DIFFICULT MOUNTAIN COURSE, THEN CUDDLE WITH AARON RODGERS TO DEMONSTRATE OPENNESS TO ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLES!

  155. Russell Wilson

    February 10, 2014 at 11:35 am

    The fifth ring is on my finger.

  156. Philip Rivers

    February 10, 2014 at 11:29 am

    Alex Smith bus driver for the Kc chiefs who lost to My chargers 2 times this year and sucked my bolo ties

  157. Alex Smith

    February 10, 2014 at 11:26 am

    Dammit Romo you had one job ONE JOB

  158. NFL Fan

    February 10, 2014 at 11:13 am

    Really? All this stuff against Tony Romo is really getting old, and the guy who actually botched that was found dead in his apartment after “accidentally falling onto a set of kitchen knives.”

  159. Anonymous

    February 10, 2014 at 9:57 am

    I don’t hate you Tony Romo. Your a very nice guy. And you know what I like most about you? The fact that you always CHOKE under pressure hahaha. Please keep playing with the Cowboys for many years so you guys can keep sucking year after year and keep missing the playoffs!

  160. Meg Griffin

    February 10, 2014 at 8:19 am

    We all hate you Tony Romo

  161. Tony Romo

    February 10, 2014 at 7:15 am

    Why are you guys always so mean to me??

  162. Mathew Stafford

    February 10, 2014 at 6:37 am

    @TomBrady man fuck off. Ok. At least I got 1 great receiver to throw to

  163. Rodger Goodell

    February 10, 2014 at 6:35 am

    I will not tolerate this behavior by anyone at all do you understand me

  164. AARON RODGERS

    February 10, 2014 at 5:23 am

    also I AM NOT GAY.

  165. AARON RODGERS

    February 10, 2014 at 5:23 am

    WILSON, I WILL SHOVE A ….. sorry, wrong board.

  166. Anonymous

    February 9, 2014 at 11:55 pm

    The thing is, ProFootballMock missed a key element of the story. Tony Romo was a last-minute backup inserted into the role. Sochi originally had Aaron Rodgers helping them until they found out he was gay.

  167. Tom Brady

    February 9, 2014 at 9:12 pm

    For goodness sake Stafford THIS ISN’T TWITTER!!!

  168. Mathew Staford

    February 9, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    @ TONYNONO it’s ok we all still hate u

  169. Tony Romo

    February 9, 2014 at 8:24 pm

    I HATE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!111

  170. Kenneth Smith-Brady

    February 9, 2014 at 6:16 pm

    Its hilarious when they type the Russian accent

  171. Pittsburgh Ben

    February 9, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    BECAUSE TONY ROMO DOESNT PERFORM UNDER PRESSURE, YOU SEE.

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