RGIII’s Leg Healing Up Nicely, Reports Guy Peeking Through Window During QB’s Honeymoon
MAUI, HI – The surgically repaired ACL and LCL ligaments in Robert Griffin III’s right knee seem to be healing up nicely, and the second year Redskins QB appears to have a full range of motion and mobility in the leg, reports a guy peeping through the window of the beachfront bungalow where Griffin is currently honeymooning with his new bride, Rebecca Liddicoat.
“I’m not an orthopedic surgeon, so this is really just amateur speculation as opposed to an expert opinion, but I would say his knee appears to be progressing quite well,” said the man, while masturbating furiously. “He certainly seems able to plant, pivot, and thrust repeatedly. I’ve been watching him engage in full contact drills for two days now, and he shows absolutely no signs of fatigue.”
Griffin, injured in last season’s wild-card loss to the Seattle Seahawks, has been rehabbing his leg tirelessly over the past five months, and he appears to be on track to return during the Skins upcoming training camp, according to the peeping tom.
“Oh yeah, he’ll be back in time for the season,” said the guy, while zipping up his khaki shorts. “After watching him closely for two days, I can assure you that he’s had no problem going long and deep, he’s very aggressive when hitting the hole, and I would say that he’s got his testicles going right where he wants them to go.”
“Though in retrospect, I wish I’d said ‘balls’ for that last one.”
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