REPORT: Mark Sanchez Something Something “Butt-Fumble” Something Something Easy Joke

By
Updated: November 8, 2014

PHILADELPHIA – QB Mark Sanchez, something something something, thrust into starting job for Eagles after Nick Foles’ clavicle injury, blah blah blah, infamous “butt-fumble” play with New York Jets in 2012, yada yada outdated joke, according to sources close to the blah blah blah today.

Something Something Lazy Caption

Something Something Lazy Caption

 

“Well I definitely think Mark will go out there and something something something lame ‘butt’ pun,” said head coach Chip Kelly. “His study habits, something something, ‘anal approach,’ and obviously he’s capable of blah blah blah ‘backside running plays,’ so no one can ever accuse him, filler filler filler, ‘facing the rear.'”

 

Added Kelly: “Blah blah joke tag.”

 

Although Sanchez has often something something something “butt of jokes,” blah blah blah, sixth-year player, yada yada “head up his ass.”

 

“This is an opportunity for me something something something ‘turn the other cheek,” said Sanchez. “So I’m going to go out there, blah blah blah, ‘even the tightest crack,’ something something, ‘hit that hole as hard as I can,’ filler filler filler, ‘headbutt my teammates.’ Otherwise, something something something big finish, I might end up ‘shit-faced.'”

Leave a Reply

12 Comments

  1. Pingback: 25 Of The Hottest Latinos In Sports: Past & Present - the Big Tino

  2. Eli Manning

    November 9, 2014 at 7:21 pm

    Well at least he has an (gets sacked)

  3. Sam Bradford

    November 9, 2014 at 7:19 pm

    One time I suck my head up someone’s ass it was amazing.

  4. Ben Roethlisberger

    November 9, 2014 at 7:16 pm

    BECAUSE SANCHEZ RAN INTO BRANDON MOORES ASS AND THEN FUMBLED IT FOR A TOUCHDOWN.

  5. Mark Sanchez

    November 9, 2014 at 6:15 pm

    *runs into Brandon Moores ass*

  6. Mark Sanchez

    November 9, 2014 at 6:13 pm

    Hey I just like running into other guys butts nothing is wrong with that.

  7. whitehause

    November 8, 2014 at 6:39 pm

    If by some miracle the Eagles win the Superbowl with Sanchez….he should get on the podium with the Lombardi trophy and MOON everyone.

  8. ifhss

    November 8, 2014 at 10:19 am

    Am I missing something? This is the ONE place where “ben roethlisberger” needs to explain the joke. The kaepernick joke, while old, still made for a good intercepted text imo. (If thats what this is about)

  9. AnonyMOOSE

    November 8, 2014 at 9:27 am

    I liked it

  10. Xodiac

    November 8, 2014 at 1:30 am

    PFM win. Nice.

You must be logged in to post a comment Login