Report: Guy Who Took A Chance On Drafting Josh Gordon In Your Fantasy League Sure Is Pissed Right About Now 

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Updated: August 27, 2014

YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE – According to several high-level reports today, that guy in your fantasy football league who thought he was being real crafty by selecting Cleveland Browns WR Josh Gordon in the 12th round of your recent draft sure is feeling pretty pissed right about now after hearing today’s news that the NFL has upheld Gordon’s year long suspension.

Fantasy Football Player disappointed Josh Gordon

 

“I may have just gotten the steal of this entire draft fellas,” is what the guy smugly declared a couple of weeks ago when he chose Gordon with the late round pick. “I bet you guys wish you’d thought of drafting him, huh? I hear his suspension might get cut down to eight games, or even four games. Hell, if his appeal is strong enough, they might even withdraw his punishment altogether. I may have just drafted the number one receiver in all of football last season, and I got him in the 12th round no less! Boom! Ha ha! That’s how championships are made, suckers.”

 

Upon hearing The news Wednesday of Gordon’s confirmed suspension, however, the guy reportedly slammed his fist on his computer desk and grumbled, “Goddammit. I wonder if Miles Austin is available on the waiver wire?”

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56 Comments

  1. Yup

    September 7, 2014 at 3:56 pm

    Yup

  2. @ RW Hater

    September 1, 2014 at 4:02 am

    You suck at life. Now, be a good tard and go play in traffic, drink some draino, or just eat a bullet.

  3. Cereal Killer

    August 31, 2014 at 6:00 pm

    *Grabs popcorn*

  4. Brickfinger

    August 30, 2014 at 5:39 pm

    Even your fake name dissing is useless.

    Or as you would spell it- “seless”

  5. Brickfinger

    August 30, 2014 at 5:30 pm

    I am a loser who has no life.

  6. Anonymous

    August 30, 2014 at 5:29 pm

    It doesn’t, you Eurotrash pussy. It’s spelled “color”. Same with humor, favor, odor, savor, etc. It even gives a red line if I spell it like “humour” meaning its spelled wrong.

  7. Brickfinger

    August 30, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    Next thing you’ll be telling me “colour” doesn’t have a U.

    Learn English you humourless douche.

  8. Anonymous

    August 30, 2014 at 10:04 am

    Did you seriously just say “homourless”??? With a “u”? lol

  9. Brickfinger

    August 30, 2014 at 2:10 am

    I love the garbage comments. Especially when “serious” posters tell them off and they do it even worse!

    “mock” you humourless pieces of shit, it’s in the title!

  10. Guy who doesn't know sports

    August 29, 2014 at 9:25 pm

    Ha ha. What a dumb move. He should have drafted babe ruth and wayne gretzky.

  11. Anonymous Fantasy Football Player

    August 29, 2014 at 4:47 pm

    Someone in my league drafted Gordon. We laughed at said person during the draft.

  12. Everyone

    August 29, 2014 at 8:41 am

    ^ No we don’t. Speaking of game manager.

  13. Joe Flacco

    August 29, 2014 at 8:38 am

    It seems like there’s an issue over Wilson’s NFL skill set, but I’m pretty sure that we can all agree that I’m elite.

  14. Ted, Division Manager

    August 29, 2014 at 8:37 am

    I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

  15. Name

    August 28, 2014 at 10:38 pm

    And STAY OUT!!!

  16. Dr Phil

    August 28, 2014 at 9:09 pm

    And how does that make you feel ifhss?

  17. Person

    August 28, 2014 at 7:25 pm

    ifhss just stfu

  18. Everyone who hates the penis whisperer

    August 28, 2014 at 7:19 pm

    YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  19. Guy who whispers "Fuck this. I'm out"

    August 28, 2014 at 7:09 pm

    *whispers* Fuck this. I’m out.

  20. ifhss

    August 28, 2014 at 6:44 pm

    And I said NO FAKE QBS because im a whiny baby who hates fun.

  21. Nick Foles

    August 28, 2014 at 6:44 pm

    I said NO IFHSS!!!

  22. ifhss

    August 28, 2014 at 6:43 pm

    So you wondered about why the comments section sucks? Well you’re welcome!

  23. Josh Gordon

    August 28, 2014 at 5:38 pm

    No, I’ve heard enough.

  24. RED

    August 28, 2014 at 4:49 pm

    Comment section really does need an overhaul.

  25. Maverick MoPete

    August 28, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    I’d say the jury’s still out on Russell Wilson. This is, after all, his 3rd Season in the NFL. And so far, he’s maintained a steady 60+ Completion Percentage, a TD to Pick Ratio of 2+ to 1, And a 100 or more QB Rating overall both seasons. Let’s see how this (REGULAR) Season plays out before the trolls demand his head on a stick in Denver.

  26. David

    August 28, 2014 at 2:05 pm

    That’s how I felt after picking up Wes Welker in the 13th round

  27. Roger Goodell

    August 28, 2014 at 11:10 am

    Because I am a dickless douchebag who hates women. Anymore questions or do you want a 2 year suspension.

  28. Josh Gordon

    August 28, 2014 at 9:48 am

    Hey Goodell, I have a question. Why is it that I’m suspended a full year for marijuana possession when Ray Rice is only suspended 2 games for domestic violence?

  29. Anonymous

    August 28, 2014 at 9:31 am

    Well the comments escalated quickly.

  30. I Laugh When I Meet a

    August 28, 2014 at 7:39 am

    Buffalo Bills fan

  31. James

    August 28, 2014 at 5:19 am

    Is cleveland still actually playing this season? I thought that entire team and it’s fans would’ve drank themselves to death after Gordons suspension

  32. Not Liam

    August 28, 2014 at 1:35 am

    Can PFM just take out the comment section already? 98% of these comments are garbage and unnecessary. Seriously we’re all acting like freaking 8 year Olds in the chat

  33. Anonymous

    August 27, 2014 at 11:49 pm

    @Anonymous its mostly the “guy who _________” crap. that’s what needs to go.

  34. Floyd Mayweather

    August 27, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    I’m just here to read the…oh wait. I can’t.

  35. Typical Seahawk Fan

    August 27, 2014 at 8:57 pm

    I never said Wilson was elite. Anything’s possible down the road. I will say Wilson’s better than Kaeperdick and will win another ring before Crapperdick ever does.

  36. Michael Jackson Popcorn Meme

    August 27, 2014 at 8:53 pm

    I just came here to read the crazy comments.

  37. Anonymous

    August 27, 2014 at 8:51 pm

    It’s time like these I ask what the hell went wrong with the comments? God I seriously think PFM needs to require account sign in now. That way they can ban those annoying trolls that make troll accounts.

  38. Guy Who Hates Russell Wilson

    August 27, 2014 at 8:48 pm

    Seahawks fans are dilusional if they think Russell Wilson is a great qb. God you bandwagoners are annoying as hell. Saying shit like he is a elite qb. And acting like he’s some GOD. Get a life that midget will never win a another ring and will never be a hall of famer. Trent Dilfer 2.0.

  39. Typical Seahawk Fan

    August 27, 2014 at 8:46 pm

    Only someone with a trashy qb like Kaeperdick will waste time trashing other qbs who own him.

  40. Stupid and Annoying Comments

    August 27, 2014 at 8:43 pm

    Shut up joe. We don’t care if you hate us. We are here to stay if you like it or not hahaha. Now I will say random shit. “Penis” “this article makes me moist” “I hate the comments blah blah blah” “copycat” “etc.”

  41. Typical Seahawk Fan

    August 27, 2014 at 8:43 pm

    Shut the fuck up. You’re obviously a whiner fan whose qb is an overrated piece of trash with the ugliest tattoos. Them winning the Super Bowl was definitely the defense and having talented veterans around. Very sedomly if not never do you have a qb carry a team by himself to a sb victory in his second year. I repeat his second year. Colin Kaepernick is a fucking choker and a piece of shif just like you bitch.

  42. Joe

    August 27, 2014 at 8:39 pm

    Just ignore guy who hates Russell Wilson. He is obviously just a troll. I bet you it won’t be long before even more guy who hates “insert qbs name here” shows up in the comments. Just to go with all the other stupid and useless comments that now flood the comments section.

  43. Guy Who Hates Russell Wilson

    August 27, 2014 at 8:37 pm

    Anonymous your a fucking dumb ass if you actually think Wilson. Even comes close to the elite qbs such as Brady, Manning, Brees and Rodgers. He will never be elite he will always be a fucking game manager. Also he sucks.

  44. Guy Who Hates Russell Wilson

    August 27, 2014 at 8:27 pm

    LOL you think he is great you must be high. He is a overrated piece of shit. I really wish that douche bag played on a different team so everyone could so how much he sucks with out beast mode and the number 1 Defense helping him win games.

  45. Anonymous

    August 27, 2014 at 8:24 pm

    And just to clarify, I’m not trying to say he’s as talented as those four QB’s, just that he has the same leadership characteristics. I don’t doubt that in a few years, once Manning and Brady retire, he’ll be a top 5 QB in the league.

  46. Anonymous

    August 27, 2014 at 8:22 pm

    Russell Wilson is definitely not overrated. He’s got “it” the way that Brady, Manning, Rodgers and Brees do. He doesn’t just lead a team, he commands them. He’s the heart and soul of that team, and without him, #1 defense or not, I don’t think that team wins it all.

    Oh, and I’m a Packers fan and hate the Seahawks passionately. I still believe what I said.

  47. Person

    August 27, 2014 at 8:05 pm

    i am person and i approve this message

  48. Person

    August 27, 2014 at 8:04 pm

    Russell Wilson isnt overated ur probably bronco fans and probably dumping ur panties cause he beat u in the super bowl so stfu i admit he is good and im a broncos fan so just grow up

  49. Anonymous

    August 27, 2014 at 7:53 pm

    I don’t like Wilson but I don’t think he is a bus driver. He is average qb that just had a tremendous defense and run game. Sure almost any average qb in the NFL would of won a ring with the Hawks. But don’t hate him for being on a great team.

  50. Guy Who Hates Russell Wilson

    August 27, 2014 at 7:41 pm

    And before anyone says. “But he won games and the Superbowl”. He only did it with the 1 defense. Give him the Cowboys defense and he will go 0-16. Never have I seen such a OVERRATED qb in my life!

  51. Guy Who Hates Russell Wilson

    August 27, 2014 at 7:39 pm

    Anyone who takes Russell Wilson is a idiot. Game managers don’t win you fantasy football games!

  52. Anonymous

    August 27, 2014 at 4:08 pm

    Well 12th round pick ain’t so bad. If it was like 1-3rd then he would be a major idiot.

  53. Guy Who Has Nick Foles as his QB in Fantasy Football

    August 27, 2014 at 3:11 pm

    Don’t fuck up this year Nick Foles!

  54. Ben Facthlesberger

    August 27, 2014 at 2:07 pm

    ITS FUNNY BECAUSE NAME AND IFHSS ARE RETARDS YOU SEE?!?

  55. Nick Foles

    August 27, 2014 at 2:04 pm

    Well since I’m first I guess I can say NO NAME AND IFHSS ALLOWED!

  56. Nick Foles

    August 27, 2014 at 2:03 pm

    Damn.

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