Report: Guy Who Took A Chance On Drafting Josh Gordon In Your Fantasy League Sure Is Pissed Right About Now
YOUR FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE – According to several high-level reports today, that guy in your fantasy football league who thought he was being real crafty by selecting Cleveland Browns WR Josh Gordon in the 12th round of your recent draft sure is feeling pretty pissed right about now after hearing today’s news that the NFL has upheld Gordon’s year long suspension.
“I may have just gotten the steal of this entire draft fellas,” is what the guy smugly declared a couple of weeks ago when he chose Gordon with the late round pick. “I bet you guys wish you’d thought of drafting him, huh? I hear his suspension might get cut down to eight games, or even four games. Hell, if his appeal is strong enough, they might even withdraw his punishment altogether. I may have just drafted the number one receiver in all of football last season, and I got him in the 12th round no less! Boom! Ha ha! That’s how championships are made, suckers.”
Upon hearing The news Wednesday of Gordon’s confirmed suspension, however, the guy reportedly slammed his fist on his computer desk and grumbled, “Goddammit. I wonder if Miles Austin is available on the waiver wire?”
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