PFM Fantasy Football Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em For Week 7

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Updated: October 19, 2013

FANTASY FOOTBALL START 'EM AND SIT 'EM

  • QB PEYTON MANNING, DENVER: We think we heard somewhere that backup QB Brock Osweiler threw pretty good in Broncos practice on Wednesday. Looks like Manning could be on a short leash this week. FORECAST: SIT
  • RB JAMAAL CHARLES, KANSAS CITY: Chiefs coaches claim they want Charles to have a heavier workload. Sounds like they’re planning to give him some playing time at nose tackle, outside linebacker, and guard. That’s probably going to cut into his fantasy numbers. FORECAST: SIT
  • WR ANDRE JOHNSON, HOUSTON: Johnson has failed to find the end zone in any Texans game so far this season, but that should change this week if he puts on an opposing team’s uniform and pretends to be a cornerback. FORECAST: START

PATRIOTS - ROB GRONKOWSKI - Big first down gesture

  • TE ROB GRONKOWSKI, NEW ENGLAND: You spent a 4th round pick to draft him back in August, and you’ve been waiting two frigging months for him to finally play a game. HELL YES, you’re starting him, and this asshole BETTER score a goddamn TD or two after all this shit. FORECAST: START
  • QB BRANDON WEEDEN, CLEVELAND: This could very well be the week that Weeden explodes for 400 yards, and 4 or 5 touchdowns, so you should definitely have him in your starting lineup and…. no we’re just fucking with you. He’s terrible.  FORECAST: SIT
  • RB DEMARCO MURRAY, COWBOYS, QB MICHAEL VICK, EAGLES, WR JULIO JONES, FALCONS: You should definitely play all three of these phenomenal superstars, assuming that you’re the guy playing us this weekend. FORECAST: START
  • QB JOSH FREEMAN, MINNESOTA. Here’s an alarming trend: in his last 10 starts, Freeman has failed to complete a single pass to any of the Vikings top WRs. FORECAST: SIT

BEARS - Brandon Marshall arms out

  • WR BRANDON MARSHALL, CHICAGO: Jesus, he’s one of the top 5 WRs in fantasy this year. Why are you even asking? Don’t be an idiot. FORECAST: START
  • QB TIM TEBOW, FREE AGENT: Yeah sure, why not? Go ahead and sign him, then play him this week. It’ll give the other guys in your league a good laugh, and it’s not like you’re going to make the playoffs anyway.  FORECAST: START
  • RB FELIX JONES, PITTSBURGH: Moving Jones into a starting position would be an outstanding move this week assuming that, (A) he’s on your opponent’s roster, and (B) you know your opponent’s password to make lineup changes FORECAST: START
  • TE JERMICHAEL FINLEY, GREEN BAY: Assuming your league awards 10 points per dropped pass, Finley is a strong play this week. FORECAST: START
  • QB RYAN TANNEHILL, MIAMI: His wife is pretty hot, so if you don’t start him it means you’re afraid of cute girls. FORECAST: START

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  • RB TRENT RICHARDSON, INDIANAPOLIS: We haven’t actually seen any Colts games since they stole Richardson in that trade from Cleveland, but we’re assuming he’s been dominating defenses ever since, right? FORECAST: START
  • QB AARON RODGERS, GREEN BAY: Rodgers will be playing this week without two of his top receivers, so he figures to be a risky… wait, he’s playing the Browns? Oh okay, then start him for sure. FORECAST: START
  • RB DANIEL THOMAS, MIAMI: What? You actually DRAFTED this idiot?  Jesus Christ, you suck at fantasy football. Yeah, go ahead. Start him, sit him, whatever. It’s not like it’s gonna make a difference with your shitty team. Seriously, you suck. FORECAST: START
  • WR MICHAEL CRABTREE, SAN FRANCISCO: Crabtree hasn’t reached the end zone in any of the 49ers past seven games, so we figure he’s gotta be due right? FORECAST: START

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  • QB TOM BRADY, NEW ENGLAND: Have you seen his haircut? HAHAHAHAHA. FORECAST: SIT
  • MINNESOTA DEFENSE:  A highly recommended play this week, as they figure to be Eli Manning’s favorite receiver FORECAST: START
  • RB RYAN MATTHEWS SAN DIEGO: The Chargers and Jaguars have a history of high-scoring shootouts, and Jacksonville ranks dead last in rushing defense this season, but you should still bench Matthews because he fucking sucks. FORECAST: SIT
  • WR REGGIE WAYNE, INDIANAPOLIS: There’s always a chance that Peyton Manning might run onto the field to throw 2 or 3 TDs to Wayne for old times’ sake. FORECAST: START

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9 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    October 25, 2013 at 10:47 am

    That awkward moment when you realize you have most of these people…..

  2. brian8556 (@brian8556utube)

    October 20, 2013 at 5:22 pm

    You guys are f*cking retards if you really think these guys are serious. It’s called ProFootballMOCK morons!

  3. Luke Ledebur

    October 20, 2013 at 10:53 am

    U guys r all dumbasses if you think this is serious it’s called pro football mock of course it’s not real

  4. Anonymous

    October 20, 2013 at 9:52 am

    Ill be pissed off if JC from the browns get more points the Gronk.

  5. Anonymous

    October 20, 2013 at 9:51 am

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Start Tim Tebow? Are you are crack

  6. Anonymous

    October 20, 2013 at 8:36 am

    Start WR Julio Jones? You’re baked. He’s done for the season.

  7. Anonymous

    October 20, 2013 at 6:52 am

    Dumbest on the planet, I agree

  8. Fuck u

    October 19, 2013 at 4:36 pm

    If you arent the dumbest motherfucker on the planet I dont mnow who is

  9. Seth

    October 19, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    Gronk better get 3 TDs, I’m so screwed @ WR/TE this year.. Freakin Andre too

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