Neighborhood Kids Creeped Out By Spooky Sounds Coming From Old Man Belichick’s House

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Updated: October 28, 2014

WESTON, MA – Spooked by what they called “totally freaky” howls of unearthly terror, local children in the Boston suburb of Weston vowed not to step foot anywhere near the frightening, haunted looking property of Old Man Belichick this Halloween, local sources claimed earlier today.

 CThey say on quiet nights, you can still hear the sounds of practice squad players trying to claw their way out of their graves

They say on quiet nights, you can still hear the sounds of practice squad players trying to claw their way out of their graves

“No way am I trick-or-treating at that house this year,” said 10-year-old Alexis O’Connell. “That creepy old man’s house gives me the shivers. Sometimes when I’m walking by there, I can hear screaming and crying coming from the upstairs windows, along with some buzzing that sounds like my Daddy’s table saw. And there’s always this weird coldness around his house, even on the hottest days.”

 

According to sources, the Belichick residence has been a source of fear to neighborhood adolescents for some time.

 

“One time, there was this kid who said we shouldn’t be so afraid of Old Man Belichick. He decided to go up and just knock on the door, so that he could get to know the guy. He said it would be kind of like in the movies, where we’d find out that he wasn’t really so scary after all, and that maybe we could all be friends. No one ever saw that kid again.”

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4 Comments

  1. Don

    October 29, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    Did he tape them?

  2. moody101

    October 28, 2014 at 4:45 pm

    That kid who was never seen again was Tim Tebow.

    • Tom Brady

      October 28, 2014 at 4:47 pm

      Dammit I was gonna say that.

  3. Gary Hawkins - Landscaper Who Is Not Gary Hogeboom

    October 28, 2014 at 11:44 am

    I’d be scared going to the devil’s house too. And I’m not Gary Hogeboom.

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