Mark Sanchez Open To Rams Trade Only If He Can Be Assured Of Backup Job

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Updated: August 25, 2014

PHILADELPHIA – Eagles QB Mark Sanchez, The subject of much trade speculation after the season ending injury to Rams QB Sam Bradford, insisted to reporters today that he would only be interested in a move from Philadelphia to St. Louis if he could be assured of the second string backup role, according to sources within the Eagles front office.

 If he does get traded, Sanchez will leave Philadelphia  in a tie for the title of "Greatest Eagle QB of all time," as measured by total Super Bowl victories.

If he does get traded, Sanchez will leave Philadelphia in a tie for the title of “Greatest Eagle QB of all time,” as measured by total Super Bowl victories.

 

“Look, I’m a sixth year veteran. I shouldn’t have to prove myself to anybody,” said Sanchez. “I’m not going to go to St. Louis and compete for a backup job like some fifth-round rookie. My body of work speaks for itself, and I think I’ve earned the right to have that clipboard role just handed to me at this point.”

 

When asked by reporters if he wouldn’t prefer actually being the Rams starting QB, Sanchez made a dismissive motion with his hands, and replied, “Nope, nope, nope. Been there done that. Trust me, a starting quarterback gets nothing but grief, man. Everyone’s always bitching and moaning at you. It’s all, ’blah-blah-blah, your QB rating,’ or ‘wah-wah-wah, we lost another game,’ or ‘durr-durr-durr,  how come you ran into that guy’s butt with your face?’ It’s all just a bunch of white noise. Who needs it? Being the backup is where it’s at.”

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24 Comments

  1. no one ever

    August 28, 2014 at 10:16 pm

    I LOVE MARK SANCHEZ!

  2. Girl who whispers "vagina"

    August 28, 2014 at 11:51 am

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  3. Typical Seahawk Fan

    August 26, 2014 at 10:11 pm

    Please. Mark Sanchez knows he’ll get slammed into the ground by my Seahawks twice a year if he’s the starter. Smart move Sanchez. You’re going to be in last place in the division so you might as well watch it happen from the bench.
    #12thmanrepresent!!!
    #8daysuntilwebuttfuckthefudgepackers

  4. guy who thinks confused guy is serious

    August 26, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    dude. it’s a fake article. there’s no way the rams are so desperate to sign mark sanchez.

  5. Guy who is confused about what PFM is

    August 26, 2014 at 6:31 pm

    Can I become the 2nd backup QB for the Rams? I played peewee football in 3rd grade…

  6. Maverick MoPete

    August 26, 2014 at 11:28 am

    Mark Sanchez actually has a point. The Backup QBs never get blamed for anything unless they get sent into the game and blow it.

  7. Guy Who Ruins Shows

    August 26, 2014 at 8:48 am

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  8. RED

    August 26, 2014 at 4:40 am

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  9. Giorgio Tsoukalos

    August 25, 2014 at 11:12 pm

    One word for all of this:

    ALIENS

  10. Keanu Reeves

    August 25, 2014 at 10:50 pm

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  11. Kermit the Frog Drinking Tea

    August 25, 2014 at 9:36 pm

    People spend more time on the internet hating and feeding trolls or being trolls than having productive conversations with productive people.

    But that’s none of my business.

  12. Jay Gruden

    August 25, 2014 at 9:23 pm

    Shut up Cousins! You know that you’re our starter after RGIII blows his knee out again. Do you have any idea called runs I have for him on opening week? Hell some of the plays I actually take the o-line off the field!

  13. I LOVE the word MOIST!

    August 25, 2014 at 9:22 pm

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  14. Kirk Cousins

    August 25, 2014 at 8:42 pm

    You know, I wouldn’t mind a trade to the Rams.

  15. Michael Sam

    August 25, 2014 at 8:13 pm

    If Sanchez becomes starting QB can I be an offensive lineman?

  16. Nick Foles

    August 25, 2014 at 6:48 pm

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    August 25, 2014 at 6:03 pm

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  18. Anonymous

    August 25, 2014 at 5:54 pm

    So this bullshit is what we get instead of fake convos now. Thank God, this is soooo much better.

    The fake convos were dumb, but people had fun with it. Unfortunately some people were like “FUN?! DOING SOMETHING THAT DOESNT APPEAL TO ME?!? OH HELL NO!!!!” So then people started trolling the haters with all the penis wispering and now we have this. Wonderful.

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  19. Name

    August 25, 2014 at 4:57 pm

    Sorry ifhss. Didn’t mean to troll using your name when I should have used my own. I agree. Good article.

  20. ifhss

    August 25, 2014 at 4:19 pm

    *Mark is

  21. ifhss

    August 25, 2014 at 4:18 pm

    LOL marks right you know… good one guys

  22. ifhss

    August 25, 2014 at 2:24 pm

    That previous comment was from me, ifhss, not an imposter. Because I am a loser who has no life *sniffle*

  23. ifhss

    August 25, 2014 at 2:20 pm

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  24. Name

    August 25, 2014 at 2:19 pm

    I got here before the troll ifhss did, good.

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