Lady Gaga Calls Pittsburgh Steelers Throwback Uniforms “The Ugliest Costumes I’ve Ever Seen”

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Updated: November 17, 2013

NEW YORK – Pop/fashion icon Lady Gaga, while watching the first quarter of the Pittsburgh-Detroit game from her Manhattan penthouse, remarked that the throwback uniforms worn by the Steelers were, “the ugliest, most hideous goddamn thing any human has ever dared to display on their body,” according to sources close to the diva.

LADY GAGA AND PITTSBURGH STEELERS THROWBACK UNIFORMS2

 

“Jesus, what is that costume they’re wearing?” sneered the singer of the black and yellow striped vintage jerseys. “It looks like a swarm of bumblebees vomited on a rack of K-Mart pajamas. My god, how can those guys stand to wear something so tacky?”

 

The flamboyant Gaga, whose past ensembles have included a chicken outfit, a sweater woven from dozens of Kermit the Frog dolls, and a dress made entirely of raw meat, refused to watch the game beyond the opening drive, claiming the Steelers uniforms, “are about to make my eyes explode from pure gaudiness”

 

“The best outfits are the simplest,” she opined, while switching over to the Oakland-Houston matchup. “Like the Raiders. Basic black and silver. No frills, nothing fancy. Just pure elegance and style, without any gimmicks. That’s what this world needs more of.”

8 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    November 17, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    RAIDAHS!

  2. Mark

    November 17, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    Good to see they all escaped from Alcatraz. AND formed a football team. Bet they can’t do another great escape this season ;)

  3. Ben

    November 17, 2013 at 9:52 pm

    IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE LADY GAGA DRESSES LIKE A HOMELESS CLOWN!

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  5. Nemo

    November 18, 2013 at 7:12 am

    Please, someone in Pittsburgh, find the key to the closet they keep those things locked up, open the closet and either douse the closet in kerosene and toss in a match OR dare to touch them and toss them into the ohio river after weighing each one with 10 pounds of lead.

  6. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 7:41 am

    Like lady Gaga has any real room to talk.

  7. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 9:41 am

    That’s the joke, genius.

  8. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 10:57 am

    Those uniforms give me a strange craving for Honey Nut Cheerios.

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