INTERCEPTED TEXT: Johnny Manziel Finds Out He’s Not The Browns Starting QB

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Updated: August 20, 2014

Johnny Manziel Finds Out Not Browns Starter FOR ARTICLE 475

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COACH BALDY

Johnny, it’s Coach Pettine. I have some bad news for you.

This might be a little unpleasant for you to hear, but I’m counting on you to handle it like a professional.

I’ve decided to go with Brian Hoyer as the Browns starting QB.

Now I know you’re disappointed, but I want to assure you that you are still very much a part of our team’s future plans.

…?

Well? Are you okay with this situation?

That’s not necessary, Johnny.

Can you please try to be mature about this?

Johnny, I know you’re upset, but this is NOT the way to express it.

You know what Johnny? Childish attitudes like this is part of the reason why you didn’t get the job.

Okay, stop that now.

Johnny, STOP IT.

Can you simply talk to me about this like a professional?

Why don’t you look at this as an opportunity to watch from the sidelines, and learn about the pro game?

In the big picture, being a backup for a while could really help your career.

This is getting on my nerves Johnny.

You’re making me angry now.

YOU’RE REALLY MAKING ME ANGRY!

Well, that one just makes me feel sad.

NOW I’M ANGRY AGAIN.

CUT IT OUT, JOHNNY.

STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! I DEMAND THAT YOU STOP SENDING ME THESE CHILDISH VIDEOS!

Is that it? Do you have anything else you want to say?

I can't believe we passed on Teddy Bridgewater for you.

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47 Comments

  1. Guy who whispers " ifhss and Name have no penis"

    August 25, 2014 at 6:10 pm

    *whispers* ifhss and Name have no penis

  2. LeBron James

    August 25, 2014 at 12:55 am

    I’ve only ever used LeBron James and James Harrison, but I believe Name is right about you ifhss.

    Thanks for exposing yourself. All you can do is lame bullshit and then just copy what other people write since you have no creativity of your own.

    Because of losers like you probably anonymous commenting will be removed at some point. Just leave already.

  3. ifhss

    August 24, 2014 at 9:04 pm

    Im not the troll. Youre the damn troll “name”. I HATE the guy who whispers penis and all the stupid people who pretend to be the qb or in this case lebron james. Youre not funny “lebron”. in fact i think youre being lebron and the other stupid comment by “loser’s mom’s basement” because all of your writing styles are the same .

  4. Name

    August 24, 2014 at 5:11 pm

    @Lebron james- and that guy is ifhss!!!

  5. LeBron James

    August 24, 2014 at 1:25 pm

    Most of the “comments” are from one guy that thinks he is making his own convo. He’s so stupid half the time he doesn’t even change the name he uses when responding to himself. The writing style is the same, the time of the comments is too fast and the comments are all just not funny.

    I usually skip the comments sections now. Name is right but people will just use that one too.

    They’re not unique like I am. There can only be one LeBron James, the greatest talent that has graced the world. If this Cleveland thing doesn’t work out, I might even drop by the Browns if I get bored and play some TE for them. I’d instantly be the greatest TE ever. I’m also the greatest PFM commentator ever.

    However, in order for me to play for the Browns, I think it’s a small request to ask that they get Aaron Rodgers to throw me passes, and Megatron to run some decoy routes for me. When the Browns get that in place, we can talk.

  6. Some Loser's Mom's Basement

    August 24, 2014 at 8:51 am

    Dear God,

    Please bring a flood. I can’t take it anymore. I used to smell like an average basement and now I reek of semen and body odor.

    Sincerly,
    A tainted basement

  7. ifhss

    August 23, 2014 at 11:44 pm

    WAAAAAHHHH!!! okay, I admit it… *sniffle* ….. im the guy who whispers penis and all the other troll stuff on this website except for Russell wilsons trolling. *sob* and I do it because I have no life and I live in my moms basebent still and im 35 years old and I have no job and im way overweight never get off the couch and all I do is troll on pfm. my life sucks and I should kill myseld and take johnny manziel with me.

  8. Name

    August 23, 2014 at 11:41 pm

    ifhss what the fuck are you talking about? I don’t hate the fake convos, I actually used to join in on them back when they were funny in the beginning, and I don’t go into multiple comment rants. If you have read my comments (the ones actually from me) you would know that about half of those comments are from trolls pretending to be me. You can talk about being a troll, you were one of the idiots who ruined the fake convos back when they were actually funny, everybody on this website hates you, all you do is whine and bitch and moan. For all I know you might be the troll who is doing guy who whispers penis along with my impersonator, that would make sense actually, you hated the fake convos right from the beginning when they were actually funny, then you suddenly disappear for a while while the comment convos get ruined by guy who whispers penis and other trolls, now there aren’t any more good fake convos thanks to trolls like guy who whispers penis. and now you come back using the name ifhss to whine some more about your own trolling and impersonate me for trying to set things right? I guess that was your plan the whole time, ifhss the troll behind guy who whispers penis. it was you all along wasn’t it?

    okay, now you’re probably just going to come back with a comment using my name saying something about why I am the troll behind guy who whispers penis.

  9. ifhss

    August 23, 2014 at 6:13 pm

    Name youre the biggest troll on this website. I hate the fake qb comments and guy who whispers penis too but i dont complain as mucj as you do or even go into a multiple comment rant like you do. are you on medication?

  10. HURRAY FOR TEAM FORTRESS 2

    August 22, 2014 at 10:39 pm

    HURRAY FOR TEAM FORTRESS 2 AND THE MEDIC!!!

  11. Name

    August 22, 2014 at 8:59 pm

    @Anonymous “I know what you mean Pepperride Farm. Ever since the Superbowl the comments have gotten worse during the offseason. And doesn’t look like they will get any better even with the real PFM QB convos coming back every week now.”

    They aren’t even comment convos anymore. Those were funny in the beginning. But then all the butthurt morons (it was really only like two or three of them) started ruining them with troll shit like Guy who whispers penis and all the other immature Manziel-like stuff. Now its just the trolls arguing with the anti-trolls. And the anti-troll impersonators.

  12. Observer

    August 22, 2014 at 3:18 pm

    Coach Pettine looks like a badass in that picture.

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  14. Guy who is also tired of J. Manziel

    August 22, 2014 at 5:22 am

    No, that’ll never happen.

  15. Guy who hates Johnny Manziel

    August 21, 2014 at 11:27 pm

    Maybe now ESPN will stop jacking off to you, Johnny Fuckface. Fucking douchebag

  16. Jabba the Hut

    August 21, 2014 at 9:58 pm

    Feeta foota watta shacka googa boopa mooka jonky manka.

  17. Every PFM Comment Reader

    August 21, 2014 at 9:09 pm

    I think there should be an IQ test to post comments on here.

  18. I LOVE the word MOIST!

    August 21, 2014 at 5:46 pm

    This article makes me MOIST!

  19. Anonymous

    August 21, 2014 at 4:10 pm

    *Baldy

  20. Anonymous

    August 21, 2014 at 4:09 pm

    LOL Manziel has coach Pettine saved as coach badly now that’s funny!

  21. Guy Who Farts

    August 21, 2014 at 3:52 pm

    *FART*

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  23. Johnny Manziel's middle finger

    August 21, 2014 at 12:09 pm

    C’MON! GET AT ME! I GOT ONE FOR ALL FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

  24. Anonymous

    August 21, 2014 at 11:25 am

    Johnny Manziel. Michael Sam. Tim Tebow. Holy crap! Fake Roethlisberger is right! They do love SEC players.

  25. Phuqu

    August 21, 2014 at 11:00 am

    ,|,,(-_-),,|,

  26. Ben Roethlisberger

    August 21, 2014 at 10:38 am

    BECAUSE ESPN LIKES TO RIDE THE JOCK OF JOHNNY MANZIEL AND OTHER SEC ALUMNIS YOU SEE!

  27. Joe

    August 21, 2014 at 10:04 am

    Well one things for sure ESPN, NFL Network, and a lot of other sports news who like to ride Manziels dick won’t be happy about his benching. The media and Manziel fans will demand a qb change half way through the season for sure if Hoyer keeps struggling. It will be like the whole Orton/Tebow thing with the Broncos all over again.

  28. Anonymous

    August 21, 2014 at 10:01 am

    I know what you mean Pepperride Farm. Ever since the Superbowl the comments have gotten worse during the offseason. And doesn’t look like they will get any better even with the real PFM QB convos coming back every week now.

  29. Pepperridge Farm

    August 21, 2014 at 9:47 am

    Remember when the comments use to be funny and not full of hate or stupid comments. Pepperridge Farm remembers.

  30. MJ

    August 21, 2014 at 9:31 am

    Texts are another of my favorite reads on the site. This one left a little to be desired.

  31. Anonymous

    August 21, 2014 at 9:21 am

    I bet ESPN is heartbroken.

  32. ?

    August 21, 2014 at 8:54 am

    Is the comment section working? Mine aren’t going through

  33. Guy Who Whispers "Shut the Fuck Up"

    August 21, 2014 at 8:04 am

    *whispers* Shut the Fuck Up

  34. Fuck you thunder Fred.

    August 21, 2014 at 7:50 am

    You have no idea how the world works for anyone other than yourself.Go eat a bag of dicks and thank your lucky stars you don’t experience life like he and thousands of others do.

    You make me puke

  35. Thunder Fred

    August 21, 2014 at 7:18 am

    The old lady is sad because the coward who played her killed himself.

  36. Chrth

    August 21, 2014 at 6:00 am

    “Shouldn’t the one that says “Actually that one just makes me feel kind of sad” be after the picture of the guy and the train, not the old lady?”

    It made him sad because the “old lady” is Robin Williams

  37. Orange

    August 21, 2014 at 6:00 am

    “Shouldn’t the one that says “Actually that one just makes me feel kind of sad” be after the picture of the guy and the train, not the old lady?”

    It’s because that’s Robin Williams who just recently died.

  38. Maverick MoPete

    August 21, 2014 at 4:24 am

    Immature, but well played, Johnny Flipoff.

  39. Not Liam

    August 21, 2014 at 2:11 am

    I react the same whenever I see the fake convo people in the comments. Thank god I got here somewhat early

  40. Ha Ha!

    August 21, 2014 at 12:57 am

    Clittin’ Dicks!

  41. Name

    August 21, 2014 at 12:43 am

    In other words, the only one where there isn’t someone giving a finger

  42. Name

    August 21, 2014 at 12:42 am

    Shouldn’t the one that says “Actually that one just makes me feel kind of sad” be after the picture of the guy and the train, not the old lady?

  43. Johnny Manziel

    August 21, 2014 at 12:32 am

    WAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! IM A BIG BABY WHO STILL HASNT MATURED AND I FLIP THE BIRD AT THE OTHER TEAM WHENEVER I LOSE!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! IM JUST LIKE TIM TEBLOW I WAS GOOD IN COLLEGE BUT IM GONNA BE A HUGE BUST IN NFL EXCEPT TEBLOW WASN’T A PUNK LIKE I AM!!!

  44. Ben Roethlisberger

    August 20, 2014 at 11:02 pm

    IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE…fuck it Im going to bed.

  45. Anonymous

    August 20, 2014 at 10:22 pm

    sorry i meant ..l..

  46. Anonymous

    August 20, 2014 at 10:21 pm

    ..I..

  47. Poop

    August 20, 2014 at 10:20 pm

    Poop

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