Frustrated Eagle Fans Demand Team Fire Chip Kelly, Hire “Andy Reid-Type Coach”

Updated: October 21, 2013
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PHILADELPHIA – Frustrated by their team’s 17-3 loss to the Dallas Cowboys in Sunday’s NFC East showdown, as well as an offense that’s come crashing back to Earth after a high-flying start to the season, fed-up Eagle fans are demanding that team owner Jeffrey Lurie fire head coach Chip Kelly and immediately begins searching for an “Andy Reid” type to assume the reins, it was reported early Monday.


“How long do we have to put up with this sloppy play and these mediocre performances?” asked longtime Philly fan Joey Giordano, 35. “We need someone like that Andy Reid down in Kansas City. He’s got his team playing smart, efficient football, and that’s paying off in the win column.”


“Plus, he seems like he’s really good at clock management, which is something we haven’t had around here in what seems like forever,” added Giordano.



Reid, currently in his first season as Chiefs coach, has his team off to a 7-0 start, the only remaining unbeaten mark in the NFL. By comparison Kelly, also in his rookie season as a head coach, has a 3-4 record and has seen his team hit hard by injuries and inconsistent play.


“We desperately need an Andy Reid type to take over the Eagles,” said Robert Winiecki, 40. “He’s committed to running the football, he emphasizes the fundamentals, and most importantly, he fosters a winning atmosphere. It’s time for Eagles to fire Chip Kelly and get us fans an Andy Reid-ish sort of coach that we can stand behind and give our full and unwavering support to for the next decade or so!”

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  1. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 10:14 am

    The site is funny, but what’s really hilarious is all the people that don’t know that the site is completely satire…. it’s like the pro football version of The Onion

  2. Anonymous

    December 15, 2013 at 3:44 pm

    Yup chip kelly the best hes go lets go eagles..!!!!

  3. Anonymous

    November 30, 2013 at 10:31 am

    If Eagles kept Reid it wouldn’t change they would still be playing bad because they would have the same scheme and nothing different Chip Kelly’s gonna be a hell of a coach for the eagles just give him time to learn

  4. Anonymous

    November 25, 2013 at 9:01 am

    Dude, ^^^ there seems to be alot of folks on here today that don’t understand this site is all satire, why would anyone believe this is real?

  5. Anonymous

    November 25, 2013 at 8:46 am

    Are you kidding me?! The so-called eagles fans were the ones that were in an uproar about to riot if the eagles didn’t fire and Andy Reid for losing games, horrible clock management, and sloppy play. Now that he goes to KC and is doing well, you bandwagon eagles fans all of a sudden want another “Andy Reid type” coach. I bet you guys were also saying how great of a move Chip Kelly was in the beginning of the season when he was winning games. You guys make me sick and are the cancer of the eagles fan base.

  6. Anonymous

    October 22, 2013 at 1:00 pm

    Terrell, is that you? ^^^^

  7. Anonymous

    October 22, 2013 at 8:56 am

    Who they need is T.O.

  8. Hagman

    October 21, 2013 at 7:12 pm

    Their quarterback play is horrible. They need a Donovan McNabb type field general as well.

  9. Anonymous

    October 21, 2013 at 6:54 pm

    Ben Roethilsberger

  10. Sam

    October 21, 2013 at 4:07 pm


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