3rd STRAIGHT SUPER BOWL WIN, BITCHES!
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I HOPE YOU GET A SPACE-YEAST INFECTION, MANNING!
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HAHAHA. I JUST SET A NEW SUPER BOWL RECORD! 796 YARDS, 12 TOUCHDOWNS, AND 88 POINTS. SUCK IT FLACCO-BRADY!
WAY TO GO, GRANDDAUGHTER OF MINE! Good to see you took after your Pop-Pop, and not your worthless father
DAD, I HAVE TWO SUPER BOWL RINGS AND YOU HAVE NONE.
GODDAMMIT JOSHUA. How DARE you embarrass me by losing to a girl? And a MANNING girl, no less.!
I TRIED DAD. I can’t help it that Wes Welker Jr. dropped that pass I threw right to him!
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WES WELKER JR. IS A POPCORN VENDER!
Oh. Well that explains the butterfingers then.
I BLAME YOUR WORTHESS STEPFATHER FOR YOUR FAILURE
ME?! Look Brady, if he inherited any “losing-Super-Bowls-to-a-Manning” genes, he got them from YOU.
IF YOU HAD RAISED HIM BETTER, THIS WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED.
IF YOU HADN’T BANGED MY WIFE A BUNCH OF TIMES, HE WOULDN’T EVEN BE HERE.
IF YOU HAD AT LEAST ONE SUPER BOWL VICTORY DURING YOUR CAREER YOU COULD HAVE TAUGHT HIM HOW TO DO IT!
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I DID WIN A SUPER BOWL DAMMIT! YOU’RE THE ONE THAT HAS NO RINGS!
ONLY BECAUSE COMMISSIONER PEYTON ASSHEAD MANNING FORCED THE PATRIOTS TO FORFEIT OUR VICTORIES AFTER COACH BELICHICK WAS CAUGHT USING N.S.A. SATELLITES TO STEAL THE JETS SIGNALS!
It worked. IT TOTALLY WORKED! I’VE TRAVELLED FORWARD IN TIME!
2014 Aaron Rodgers? Former Green Bay Packers QB whose career was ended by a vicious Ndamukong Suh titty-twister in 2018?
Wait. What year is this?
It’s 2040. You’ve travelled 26 years into the future.
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FUCK. THAT WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN.
My plan was to sabotage Russell Wilson from winning the ’14 Super Bowl. I CANNOT have that little shit winning a world championship.
So I set my time machine to travel forward one week to Feb 2, 2014. But somehow I ended up here instead.
Looks like you overthrew your date.
Much as you did in high school.
BECAUSE AARON RODGERS IS GAY AND HIS DATE TO HIS HIGH SCHOOL PROM WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THE WIDE RECEIVERS ON HIS FOOTBALL TEAM.
What? NO! I’m not gay!
Your 2017 interview with “Out and Proud” magazine begs to differ.
Wow. It’s so cool that Aaron Rodgers has travelled here from the past!
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Starfleet Commander Matt Ryan will get a kick out of that as he searches for the lost rings of Saturn.
RT @MattRyanNoRings: Hey Matt, you’ll never guess who showed up today.
DAMMITT STAFFORD, HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU: THIS ISN’T SPACE TWITTER!
So I’m actually in 2040, huh? Wow, I have so many questions.
Let’s see. Who’s been the dominant NFL team of the past 26 years?
Oh definitely the Browns. They’ve been unstoppable for almost three decades now.
Really? So Cleveland finally gets a winner, huh?
After the Ravens moved to London in 2016, the Modell family purchased the Browns and relocated them to Baltimore.
And then the Baltimore Browns won the next five Super Bowls in a row
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Emits an ear-shattering “NOOOOOOO!” that echoes through space and time.
FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP CALLING IT “THE SUPER BOWL”
I told all you laserdicks that we’ve signed a deal to rename it “The Papa John's/Visa/DirecTV/Super Bowl and Hunger Games Extravaganza”
BECAUSE PEYTON MANNING LIKES ENDORSEMENTS
Roethlisberger? What have you been doing all these years?
I RETIRED IN 2018 AND BECAME A BEST SELLING AUTHOR
It's true. His textbook "HUMOR: The World’s Most Comprehensive Explanation Of Jokes, Puns, and Other Forms Of Comedy“ was a huge hit.
THE FOLLOW UP DIDN'T DO AS WELL THOUGH
"Flirting For Dummies"
Geez, how many kids does Tom Brady have playing in the NFL?
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There’s 8 of us in the NFC
6 of us in the AFC.
And 4 of us in the IFC
Intergalactic Football Conference.
BECAUSE OF THE GREAT MARTIAN INVASION OF ’36.
Wait, what? Aliens from another planet invaded Earth in 2036? What happened then?
President Tannehill offered them all “universal” health care
RYAN TANNEHILL BECOMES THE PRESIDENT?
Um, no. Not Ryan.
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HAIL TO THE CHIEFTRESS, BITCHES!
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First Mister Ryan Tannehill likes this
United Stated President Lauren Tannehill? We thought you were at that symposium for drug abuse prevention ?
Oh it’s cool. I sent Vice President Lohan in my place.
So having all those kids playing in the NFL must give Tom Brady a pretty great legacy, eh?
It hasn’t all been good. His run for Congress didn’t turn out the way he’d hoped.
I came from behind to beat him in a close election. Twice.
MANNING, I WILL STRANGLE YOU JUST LIKE ANDREW LUCK DID TO ALL THOSE HOBOS BACK IN 2020!
Wait, Andrew Luck becomes a serial killer?!
Yep. He murdered dozens of people during a nine-state killing spree before the cops finally caught him back in ‘21
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It’s always the quiet ones.
So how have the Cowboys been doing?
Not well. For the last 29 years, their final game of each season has been a “win-and-you’re-in” match for the NFC East title. They’re lost every game so far.
Jesus. Every game?
Yep. 10 to the New York Giants, 9 to the Philadelphia Eagles, and 10 to the Washington Terrible Asian Road Drivers
The Washington WHO?
Dan Snyder caved in to public pressure and renamed the Redskins the “Terrible Asian Road Drivers” back in 2017.
But that name’s even more racist than “Redskins!”
WRONG! OUR NAME TOTALLY HONORS TERRIBLE ASIAN ROAD DRIVERS!
HAIL TO THE T.A.R.D.s!
So how did Andy Dalton’s career turn out?
Great. He took the Bengals to the playoffs every season of his 17 year career
And how many playoff wins does he have?
Exactly as many as you’d expect.
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How about the Chiefs?
They did pretty good for a few years. They just couldn’t seem to win a Super Bowl.
Not even after Andy Reid traded for Colin Kaepernick and started him in place of Alex Smith.
Timmy Weeden? Let me guess: you’re the son of Browns QB Brandon Weeden?
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Close. He’s my great, great, great, great grandfather.
BECAUSE BRANDON WEEDEN IS OLD.
So where’s Sam Bradford?
He became a world famous anti-pornography crusader.
Haha. No, just kidding. He discovered over eighty new sex positions that he published in his manual, “The Kama Samtra” in 2028.
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But in his never-ending quest for exciting new perversions, he took an entire bottle of experimental virility pills. He died after experiencing a twelve-hour orgasm.
That sounds like a horrible death.
Worst one since Michael Vick got mauled by a pack of rabid poodles in ‘22
So there’s actually female QBs playing in the NFL now?
Oh yeah. Once commissioner Manning made it illegal for any defensive player to come within 10 yards of the quarterback, female QBs thrived.
So who was the first female QB to win a Super Bowl?
Tony Romo in 2016.
Haha! I’m kidding of course. Tony Romo's never won a Super Bowl.
How about Drew Brees?
His career fell apart after his operation.
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He had his facial blemish removed in 2015. Then he led the league in interceptions the next three seasons.
Turns out the scar was the source of all his power.
BLOW ME, MANNING. THE LAST TIME YOU WON A SUPER BOWL, THE EARTH STILL HAD POLAR ICE CAPS
WELL THE LAST TIME YOU WON A SUPER BOWL, JAY CUTLER WAS STILL ABLE TO SPEAK WITHOUT HIS THROAT BOX
BECAUSE HE SMOKES A LOT OF CIGARETTES
SHUT UP ROETHLISBERGER. THE LAST TIME YOU WON A SUPER BOWL, THE NATION OF MEXICO HADN’T BECOME A GLOBAL SUPERPOWER YET!
Wait, Mexico becomes a global superpower?
Oh yeah. Once they discovered how to turn salsa into a renewable energy source, they became the richest nation on the planet
In fact they just finished building a 2,000 mile long, 30 foot high electrified fence to keep all the Americans from sneaking across the border.
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LET US IN, YOU RACISTS! WE NEED JOBS!
How about the Eagles?
Still no Super Bowl wins. But they just drafted RGIV in the first round so they’re hopeful that he can turn their fortunes around
(blows out knee during training camp)
That’s my boy.
What about Houston, Jacksonville, and Tennessee?
They average 5 wins per season for 25 straight years.
All three combined.
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The Cardinals trade him back to the Raiders for 2 first round draft picks in ‘15
How does he do during his second stint in Oakland?
Horrible. So they cut him after one season.
Then Buffalo picks him up and he goes 8-8 in ‘16.
So Oakland trades another two first round picks for him again
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That name doesn’t ring any bells.
Replaced Alex Trebek in 2017. Has hosted “Jeopardy” every since.
Dies tragically when the hoverboard he’s riding collides head-on with the tail section of a Boeing 747.
You’re telling me that Mark Sanchez dies by… slamming face first into the back side of a jet?
At least he died doing what he does best.
STOP TELLING AARON RODGERS SECRETS OF THE FUTURE!
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Roger Goodell? Former NFL commissioner who was appointed U.S. Secretary of Time Travel and Space Agriculture by President Bieber in 2034?
Aaron, you are in DIRECT VIOLATION of several state, federal, and interplanetary laws regarding time travel.
Prepare to be sent back to your own time just as soon as Assistant Secretary Favre gets the “Send Back in Time-inator” warmed up.
Wait, wait hold on. Before you send me back, you guys know who wins the Denver-Seattle Super Bowl back in 2014 right?
Oh yeah. That was one of the best Super Bowls ever!
One hell of a game, that was.
Tell me who wins! When I travel back, I’ll go to Vegas and make a fortune!
Do you guys remember how happy the winning coach in that game was to win his first Super Bowl?
Which coach? John Fox or Pete Carroll?
And it was awesome the way his team won the Super Bowl right after their state legalized marijuana.
WHICH STATE? COLORADO OR WASHINGTON?
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Yeah, I’ll never forget how the winning team’s nickname had an “s” at the end.
NOW YOU’RE JUST FUCKING WITH ME.
Aaron Rodgers, our 2040 Space-time continuum regulations prohibit us from telling you who wins that Super Bowl.
BUT THEY JUST TOLD ME LIKE A BILLION OTHER THINGS ABOUT THE FUTURE! JUST TELL ME THIS ONE MORE THING!
Sorry, we can’t legally tell you which team wins the 2014 Super Bowl.
But there’s no law that says we can’t tell you which team DOESN’T win it.
Okay perfect. Which team doesn’t win it?
WILSON I WILL… (POOF)
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February 20, 2014 at 5:04 pm
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT’S LITERALLY WHAT TOM JUST SAID.
A Poverty Stricken Arizonian
February 12, 2014 at 2:51 pm
Speaking of Alternate Universe Ben Roethlisberger, an Alternate Universe NFL QBs on Facebook would be AMAZING for next year’s pro bowl week, or anytime it seems fit. Just a suggestion
February 12, 2014 at 12:16 pm
Yes, Ben, that’s literally what I just said.
Alternate Universe Ben Roethlisberger
February 8, 2014 at 6:23 pm
THATS FUNNY BECAUSE BEN ROETHLISBERGER IS SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THE JOKES NOT ASK QUESTIONS.
July 7, 2016 at 7:07 pm
February 8, 2014 at 4:32 pm
Ben, for the last time, your job is to explain the jokes. Not ask questions, just explain the jokes.
February 8, 2014 at 4:30 pm
WHY DOES ELI MANNINGS DAUGHTER HAVE CROMARTIE IN HER NAME WHEN ELI MANNING EJACULATED HER INSIDE OF HIS WIFES VAGINA? AND HOW DOES PHILIP RIVERS KNOW WHAT YEAR PAST AARON RODGERS CAME FROM??
February 8, 2014 at 7:22 am
For the people talking about the timestamps, the reason they go backwards is because i’m pretty sure they use a 3rd party software to make these, i think its another website. And i guess that site doesn’t allow them to make the timestamps go backward. They would have to have their own version of the software that allows them to edit that. So it’s not their fault
February 4, 2014 at 12:55 pm
How come I can’t comment on the Sea champs one? I see comments but I can’t comment….
February 4, 2014 at 8:04 am
I gotta admit, for it to have been a blowout, I still wouldn’t call it the worst. 49ers-Chargers or Bucs-Raiders still take that honor. Hell, I’d argue the first Seahawks SB vs. Pittsburgh was a snoozefest too compared to this one.
February 3, 2014 at 12:07 pm
Well Bill I agree that game was no where as exciting as they hyped it up to be I was expecting a close game boy what a disappointment! But idk about one of the worst there have been a lot of boring/bad Superbowls in NFL history
February 3, 2014 at 11:56 am
And @ Sam Bradford yes the pro bowl was a better and more exciting then the superbowl!
February 3, 2014 at 11:55 am
Well of course hawks fans say it’s the best Superbowl it was there only win in franchise history after all. I didn’t care who won honestly but as a fan of football that was NOT a good game! The worst SB will always be #24 the one where San Fran beat Denver by 55-10 but this will go down as one of the worst Superbowls in history no doubt!
February 3, 2014 at 11:46 am
BEST SUPERBOWL EVER!
February 3, 2014 at 11:36 am
Halftime show was better? Hell, the PROBOWL was better than what should be called the Subpar Bowl.
February 3, 2014 at 11:07 am
Hurry up PFM! I’m suffering from a case of the Mondays and need a good laugh!!!!!
February 3, 2014 at 11:00 am
where the hell is the superbowl one
February 3, 2014 at 10:53 am
I agree anon that superbowl has to be 1 of the worst in NFL history I mean that game wasn’t exciting like you expect from a close game that shit was a complete blowout, the half time show was more exciting then the game. And that’s saying something lol.
February 3, 2014 at 10:00 am
The Cowboys gag made me laugh…then made me cry because it’s probably true.
February 3, 2014 at 9:45 am
Arrrrg. They need to get the Superbowl one up already! Can’t wait to see Wilson’s ultimate trolling
February 2, 2014 at 10:03 pm
“Defensive players can’t get within ten yards of the quarterback.”
That doesn’t really seem all that far-fetched.
February 2, 2014 at 9:31 pm
One of the best Superbowls my ass! More like one of the worst super bowls in NFL history!
February 2, 2014 at 7:32 pm
So Oakland trades another two first round picks for him again
2014 RAIDERS FANS
February 2, 2014 at 2:50 pm
I am a Cowboys fan. And support Romo. And I find this hilarious every week. So if I’m not offended, grow some balls and man up!
February 2, 2014 at 9:36 am
Andrew luck is a serial killer XD
February 1, 2014 at 2:35 pm
@JoeByrant suck it if you like sucking so much
January 31, 2014 at 9:34 am
I’m guessing the people who say this sucks are fans of shitty teams and QBs that are made fun of week after week. Go Broncos!
January 31, 2014 at 12:10 am
manzeil- brady lmao
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January 30, 2014 at 8:11 am
not as much as you joe bryant. not as much as you.
January 29, 2014 at 11:46 am
Wow, that just sucked.
January 29, 2014 at 11:27 am
Can’t wait for Wilson’s trolling if he wins, but if he doesn’t I hope Wilson still finds a way to troll people even if he loses.
January 28, 2014 at 5:37 pm
Lol Damn Wilson xD I hope the Broncos win ._.
January 28, 2014 at 3:37 pm
Is there something Roethlisberger isn’t explaining about the time
January 28, 2014 at 3:25 pm
Why does the number of hours from now decrease as the time elapsed increases??
January 28, 2014 at 2:38 pm
Great freaking job guys at PFM! One more for the ages! (And I mean literally)
January 28, 2014 at 2:18 pm
It’s the little details… like Bradys bastard Glennon-offspring has the thin squished face too..
January 28, 2014 at 11:05 am
Even as a Packers fan, that last joke was hilarious. Never get tired of the Wilson trolls.
January 28, 2014 at 10:55 am
Wait, I realized, the Ski-er, TARDS, win like 9 NFC East titles in like 30 years? Sweet!
January 28, 2014 at 10:29 am
BEAST MODE BECOME PRESIDENT IN 2016 AFTER SUPER BOWL 48 MVP AWARD. BEAST MODE TRAMPLE PUNY IRAN NORTH KOREA AND DENNIS RODMAN IN THAT ORDER. THEN BEAST MODE BALANCE BUDGET WITH TEA PARTY POLICIES AND KEEP AMERICA SUPERPOWER UNTIL DEMOCRATS GIVE AWAY SALSA RENEWABLE ENERGY TO MEXICO! MEANWHILE BEAST MODE EVOLVE TO MEGA BEAST MODE THEN TO SUPER MEGA BEAST MODE AND IS NOW SUPER DUPER MEGA BEAST MODE RULER OF MILKY WAY GALAXY!
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January 28, 2014 at 9:11 am
But what happened to BEAST MODE?!
A MEXICAN GUY
January 28, 2014 at 9:09 am
So… I’m mexican. Good to know we become a global superpower. I didn’t know the potential of salsa, so I guess there’s work to do
January 28, 2014 at 8:19 am
@Rivers, what if he starts trolling multiple people per combo…IF they win
January 28, 2014 at 7:15 am
^Ha ha. I see what you did there.
January 28, 2014 at 6:13 am
Fair ending, with Rodgers cursing at Wilson, while admitting that he is a ……………….
Wacko for Flacco
January 28, 2014 at 5:02 am
This may be the best one yet. I’m dying reading this at work, getting strange looks
January 28, 2014 at 4:52 am
The Doctor Benna says: “BECAUSE ITS ALL TIMEY-WIMEY YOU SEE SO IT SOMEHOW WORKS OUT”
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January 28, 2014 at 3:03 am
BECAUSE DR. WHO SUCKS ASS YOU SEE
The First 12 Doctors
January 28, 2014 at 12:11 am
Oh bollocks, if we knew Aaron Rodgers was going to be the 13th, then we would have just time-altered ourselves out of existence.
January 27, 2014 at 11:31 pm
Holy crap, I was crying with Andrew Luck serial killer, and then I came to the TARDS and almost died. This was pretty inspired, from beginning (Rodgers says “poof” which in British English means…. you know) right to the Wilsonian ending. Thanks so much.
January 27, 2014 at 9:18 pm
Damnit. Cam hasn’t been giving Jeopardy responses. They’re from Pyramid. Know your gameshows people.
January 27, 2014 at 8:10 pm
T.A.R.D.s? Considering this is a time travel post, shouldn’t it be TARDIS?
(preemptive Ben post: BECAUSE THE THIRTY-SEVENTH DOCTOR IS STILL GAY)
January 27, 2014 at 7:43 pm
This is awful.
January 27, 2014 at 7:15 pm
I had a super Rothlisberger moment in the shower. I’m like “ohhhhhh the reason he had sex with all of the players’ wives was after he beat them!”
January 27, 2014 at 6:15 pm
Yeah, interesting point. Either that, or we read one post every hour, and by the time we get to the next post, we’re one hour closer to this entire conversation. Blegh. Head hurts. I need to call alternate universe Ben.
January 27, 2014 at 6:00 pm
One of the best yet…
Quick suggestion for next week. Include a bunch of Super Bowl Halftime Show performers throughout the years bashing each other and the players, or make a special edition out of it!
January 27, 2014 at 5:52 pm
best one yet
January 27, 2014 at 4:43 pm
Shame the timestamps are backwards… would’ve been a funny additional detail, but not quite on the mark! If counting forwards from now, the comments further down ought to be more “hours from now” than those at the top, surely.
January 27, 2014 at 4:28 pm
January 27, 2014 at 4:11 pm
This has NEVER been funny
January 27, 2014 at 3:52 pm
YAY!! Russell Wilson – Epic Win!!
January 27, 2014 at 3:44 pm
This was absolutely amazing. LOVE the idea. And fuck ya Tannehill for president! Hope he won a SB b4 that
January 27, 2014 at 3:40 pm
January 27, 2014 at 3:35 pm
I love how cam newton and jeapordy is now a thing
January 27, 2014 at 3:22 pm
Awww…I was hoping for BEAST MODE IN SPACE!
January 27, 2014 at 3:16 pm
LOL – Washington T.A.R.D.S. too funny!!
January 27, 2014 at 3:05 pm
Confirmed: Aaron Rodgers is the 13th doctor.
January 27, 2014 at 2:41 pm
I expected that to be cheesy and terrible. Instead, it was cheesy and pretty awesome. All hail the TARDS!
January 27, 2014 at 2:40 pm
Wait… does this mean Eli is a pedophile? I mean which of Antonio Cromartie’s kids did he bang?
January 27, 2014 at 2:35 pm
Good to see that granting Jerry Jones immortality has paid off so well. Now the Cowboys can go 8-8 FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 27, 2014 at 2:24 pm
Definitely better than a pro-bowl related one, good job guys X-D
January 27, 2014 at 2:13 pm
Yeah win or lose Wilson is gonna have to talk next week.
January 27, 2014 at 2:02 pm
lol, this isn’t a big deal but I like the timestamps
January 27, 2014 at 1:49 pm
Why didn’t I get a line in this :/
January 27, 2014 at 12:51 pm
Yes! Stafford’s Twitter reference!
January 27, 2014 at 12:41 pm
I love how Wilson is great in these in part because his running back and defense provide enough material that he only needs to add one or two lines.
January 27, 2014 at 12:40 pm
OH MY GOD IM CRYING FROM LAUGHTER
January 27, 2014 at 12:39 pm
I’m Glad to hear cam newton kept doing the jeopardy thing
January 27, 2014 at 12:13 pm
Man, I haven’t laughed like that for ages.
January 27, 2014 at 12:03 pm
That ending was perfect.
January 27, 2014 at 11:32 am
If the Seahawks win, I hope Russel Wilson starts off the convo with the perfect line to piss off EVERY quarterback in the NFL.
January 27, 2014 at 11:23 am
Well done Dave, QB’s on FB is an oasis of pure gold in an ocean of shit. Makes Monday almost bearable!
January 27, 2014 at 11:12 am
Hate to be that guy but “Tomo Romo in 2016″ 😐
January 27, 2014 at 11:10 am
The anticipation of the Wilson troll was amazing. Just KNOWING it was coming….truly, you are as important to the NFL as “The League” is; THANK YOU for your service, gents!
January 27, 2014 at 10:55 am
I was wondering what you guys were going to do since you promised nothing to do with the ProBowl. You definitely did not disappoint. PURE GENIUS
January 27, 2014 at 10:44 am
Someone should have warned Rodgers about the evils of gambling. Did anyone catch ESPN9’s 90 for 90 special on Riverboat Ron’s battle with gambling addiction? He apparently went broke back in 2019. Now, Riverboat Ron lives in a refrigerator box.
January 27, 2014 at 10:37 am
So in 2040, Facebook is now Spacebook and Tom Brady has kids with practically every NFL QB’s wives. Seems legit.
January 27, 2014 at 10:34 am
How are you guys going to write it next week if the Seahawks win? The Super Bowl winning QB can’t just have 1 line in a convo! Even if he loses he needs to be featured a bit
January 27, 2014 at 10:33 am
LMAO @ all of Brady’s kids.
January 27, 2014 at 10:31 am
Hail the T.A.R.D.s!!!! Omg!!! Laughed so hard!!!! This one was GOOD!!!
January 27, 2014 at 10:25 am
Oh SHYT!!!!!! THAT WILSON TROLL WAS THE FUNNIEST ONE OF ALL TIME!!
And a twelve hour orgasm..? Then death..? Seems worth it..
YES, the return of Stafford’s twitter gag! Thank you!
January 27, 2014 at 10:20 am
HAHAHAHA Good one guys…. lol all of bradys kids…
January 27, 2014 at 10:17 am
lol the Washington Terrible Asian Road Drivers
January 27, 2014 at 10:15 am
Ah Wilson, never change(s).
January 27, 2014 at 10:10 am
“You’re telling me that Mark Sanchez dies by… slamming face first into the back side of a jet?” XD XD XD
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