NFL QBs ON FACEBOOK: “THE RED ZONE”

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Updated: October 14, 2013

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ANDREW SICILIANO

Good morning folks. I'm Andrew Siciliano, host of the phenomenally popular “Red Zone Channel.”

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As you know, each week on the Red Zone, we cut out all the boring parts of every NFL game and take you directly to the best action.

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Today we're taking that patented Red Zone technology to the NFL QBs on Facebook.

ANDREW SICILIANO

So let's get right to it by taking you to the Packers-Ravens recap, where Joe Flacco is about to receive his first snap:

AARON RODGERS

FLACCO, YOUR MOMMA IS SO STUPID, SHE THINKS A TWO-POINT CONVERSION IS WHAT THE DOCTOR DID DURING HER BOOB ENHANCEMENT

JOE FLACCO

Jerk off with a cheese grater, Rodgers.

AARON RODGERS

Oh poor Flaccluster. Are you still sore after that prison shanking my Packers gave your little Ratbirds yesterday?

AAARON RODGERS

That win was so impressive, I think I’ll award myself a third “A” to my name.

AAARON RODGERS

Which makes you “JOE FFFFFFLACCO.” HAHAHA.

JOE FLACCO

EAT A KIELBASA SIZED DICK. Yesterday, I threw for more yards then you, and more touchdowns than you. But unlike you, I didn’t throw an interception!

AAARON RODGERS

Yes, but unlike you, I actually have a Super Bowl MVP trophy.

JOE FLACCO

I JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL MVP TROPHY EIGHT MONTHS AGO!

JAY CUTLER

I don’t remember that.

PHILIP RIVERS

Not ringing any bells.

AARON RODGERS

Flacco, stop making shit up you non elite liar.

ANDREW SICILIANO

Let's cut away from this to take you now to the Tom Brady/Drew Brees convo, already in progress.

TOM BRADY

... BECAUSE THAT PASS WAS SO GOOD, IT MADE EVERY CHICK IN THE LOWER LEVELS OF GILLETTE STADIUM PREGNANT!

DREW BREES

GET RAPED WITH A CHAINSAW, BRADY!

TOM BRADY

Oh Poor Breetard. Your team’s so-called “defense” did such a good job of keeping me without a TD pass for the first 59:50 of that game.

TOM BRADY

SO THOSE LAST TEN SECONDS MUST’VE REALLY HURT, HUH? HAHAHA WHOOOO

DREW BREES

BLOW ME! We would’ve won that game if only I had a tight end on the field.

JIMMY GRAHAM

I was on the field.

DREW BREES

Really? Because you COULDA FOOLED ME, MISTER NO-CATCH!

TOM BRADY

Yep, ol’ Tommy Gunn did it AGAIN, Delivered an improbable victory with a rag-tag group of no-name receivers.

TOM BRADY

Danny Amendola, Kenbrell Thompkins, and Aaron Dobson, I’m proud of each of you!

JULIAN EDELMAN

You forgot me Tom

TOM BRADY

Did I? You mean the way you FORGET TO RETURN MY HIGH FIVE?!?!?!

TOM BRADY



TOM BRADY

NO ONE LEAVES TOM BRADY HANGING YOU WORTHLESS TWATBADGER!

TOM BRADY

As punishment for your unforgivable slight, I now get to have sex with your wife after practice this Wednesday.

JULIAN EDELMAN

I’m not married.

TOM BRADY

THEN YOU HAVE TWO DAYS TO MARRY SOME SKANK FOR ME TO BANG

TOM BRADY

And FYI, I prefer big busty blondes.

CAM NEWTON

Isn’t your wife slender with light brown hair?

TOM BRADY

What’s your point?

DREW BREES

DAMMIT. We were SO CLOSE to beating that stupid smug asshole to go to 6-0

DREW BREES

Thank god we have no real competition for our division title, or I’d really be pissed.

MATT RYAN just punched a fist through his computer screen

ANDREW SICILIANO

Quickly, we’re going to cut away from here to take you to the Steelers-Jets conversation, where Ben Roethlisberger is explaining a Jay Cutler’s Mom joke.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

…HE’S SAYING THAT JAY CUTLER’S MOTHER’S VAGINA IS BIDDING TO BE THE HOST CITY FOR THE 2018 SUPER BOWL!

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BUT THAT ASIDE, MY STEELERS FINALLY GOT THEIR FIRST WIN BY CRUSHING THE JETS!

GENO SMITH

Die painfully Roethlisberger.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

HA HA HA JEENO SMITH. MY TEAM BEAT YOUR TEAM AND I PASSED FOR MORE YARDS THAN YOU.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

PLUS I SNUCK OVER TO YOUR SIDELINE AND JERKED OFF INTO YOUR FAPPIN’ BUCKET.

RYAN TANNEHILL

You jerked off into the what?

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

You know. The big Fappin’ bucket that every team keeps on the sidelines.

MIKE TOMLIN

Ben, we’ve been over this. That’s a Gatorade bucket.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

Really?

MIKE TOMLIN

YES! WHAT DID YOU THINK THE BIG LETTER “G” ON THE SIDE STOOD FOR?

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

I just assumed the obvious. That it stood for “Go ahead and fap here.”

GENO SMITH

JESUS CHRIST, I DRANK LIKE FIVE CUPS OF THAT

ANDREW SICILIANO

While Geno Smith vomits up a disgusting mixture of Lemon-Lime Gatorade mixed with millions of brain-damaged little sperm, let’s check in with Peyton Manning who’s calmly discussing his Broncos win over the Jacksonville Jaguars

PEYTON MANNING

WE ONLY BEAT THE JAGUARS BY 16 MOTHERFUCKING POINTS!

CHAD HENNE

Wow, poor sport much Manning? I suppose you were hoping to crush us by 50?

PEYTON MANNING

No, whoever you are, you don’t understand. I’m happy we only won by 16 because I BET THE JAGUARS

PHILIP RIVERS

You bet against your own team?

PEYTON MANNING

With a 28-point spread? HELL YEAH

PEYTON MANNING

Look, my 2013 salary is only $19,200,00 million. And I’m only adding another 20 or 30 mill per year in endorsements.

PEYTON MANNING

I NEED TO MAKE ENDS MEET SOMEHOW.

PEYTON MANNING

So I bet 150 big ones on the Jaguars, took the points, and kept the score close-ish. EASY MONEY, BITCHES.

PETE ROSE, MICHAEL JORDAN, and ART SCHLICTER like this

TOM BRADY

So that terrible interception you threw that got returned for a touchdown was intentional?

PEYTON MANNING

OBVIOUSLY. I don’t throw pick-6’s for real. Who do I look like, Matt Schaub?

JOE FLACCO

No, he’s got about a foot less forehead than you. Yet somehow, you still have more hair than him.

PHILIP RIVERS

I can’t believe you won $150, 000 betting on your own team

PEYTON MANNING

What? No. I won 150 nickels.

RYAN TANNEHILL

You call a nickel a “big one?”

PEYTON MANNING

Compared to pennies and dimes, yes.

CAM NEWTON

So you won, like, $7.50?

PEYTON MANNING

Yep. NOW I CAN BUY THAT ANDREW LUCK JERSEY AS A DOORMAT FOR MY MANSION

ANDREW LUCK

Not to interrupt Mr. Manning, but an officially licensed NFL jersey costs upwards of $89.99

PEYTON MANNING

Not after my Broncos horsecock-whip you next Sunday and you get benched. Then those jerseys will be in BARGAIN BIN CITY.

ANDREW SICILIANO

As the first half of our convo winds down, let’s take our first peek today at Tony Romo and RGIII as they compare notes on last night’s Cowboys-Redskins matchup

TONY ROMO

HAHAHA. ROBERT GRIFFIN THE 3rd LOST TO TONY ROMO THE BOSS. WOOT-WOOT!

RGIII

FUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

TONY ROMO

Aww, don’t feel bad Griffin. One day, you’ll have as many wins as “I”s in your name. HAHAHA.

RGIII

I HOPE YOUR DICK GETS CAUGHT IN A ZIPPER, ROMO

TONY ROMO

Everyone keeps saying that I can’t beat good teams. That I choke against quality opponenents.

TONY ROMO

Well someday I’ll prove them wrong, But in the meantime, IT SURE WAS FUN TO BEAT THE REDSKINS. HAHAHA.

RGIII

IT'S NOT MY FAULT! I can't win a game like that when my bumbling squad of witless teammates keeps committing dumbass penalties!

TONY ROMO

TOO BAD, SIR GIMPS-A-LOT. You idiots drew more yellow flags last night than Betsy Ross with a raging case of jaundice!

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

HE’S SAYING THAT… actually, I have no idea what that means.

MATT STAFFORD

Wait, so we’re back to using yellow flags now instead of the pink ones? THEN HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO STOP BREAST CANCER?

TOM BRADY

Don’t get too cocky, Romo. You still have to face your greatest rival later on this season.

THE NEW YORK GIANTS

Us?

TOM BRADY

Nope.

THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

Us?

TOM BRADY

Nope.

THE MONTH OF DECEMBER

Us.

TOM BRADY

Bingo

BOB COSTAS

HOLD EVERYTHING

PHILIP RIVERS

Diminutive NBC Sportscaster Bob Costas?

BOB COSTAS

I’m calling a halftime in this convo so I can deliver another on of my patented BOB COSTAS EDITORIALS!

JOE FLACCO

What is it this time? Guns?

AAARON RODGERS

Racism?

JAY CUTLER

Unfair working conditions in the Wonka factory?

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BECAUSE BOB COSTAS IS AS SHORT AS AN OOMPA LOOMPA, YOU SEE.

BOB COSTAS

No, no, and fuck you.

BOB COSTAS

Today, I am here to demand that we NO LONGER use that horribly inappropriate term when speaking about the Washington team.

CAM NEWTON

Oh, you're talking about the name "Redskins?"

BOB COSTAS

No. The term “Professionals”

BOB COSTAS

IT’S AN INSULTING COMPARISON TO TALENTED FOOTBALL PLAYERS EVERYWHERE

ANDREW SICILIANO

Quickly, let's take you to the Eagles-Tampa Bay discussion, where Nick Foles and Michael Vick are calmly discussing the starting QB job.

NICK FOLES

... SO KISS YOUR STARTER'S JOB GOODBYE VICK, YOU GREASY BAG OF OGRE SEMEN!

NICK FOLES

HAHA. WHILE YOU WERE SITTING ON THE BENCH NURSING YOUR POOR WIDDLE HAMSTRING, I WAS TOSSING 3 TD’S TO BEAT THE BUCCANEERS!

MICHAEL VICK

Foles you dumb shit. I only pretended to be injured so that you would start against the Bucaneers instead of me.

MICHAEL VICK

You think I want anyone from that diseased leper colony of a team coming anywhere near me?

PHILIP RIVERS

Just because a few members of the Bucs have staph infections doesn’t mean they’re disease ridden.

MICHAEL VICK

“Staph infections?” Please. That’s what they WANT you to believe .

MICHAEL VICK

Truth is, that entire roster is turning into FLESH EATING ZOMBIES!

ZOMBIE DARRELLE REVIS

BRAINS!!!!!

ZOMBIE DOUG MARTIN

BRAINS!!!!!

ZOMBIE GREG SCHIANO

JOSH FREEMAN SUCKS!!!! ALSO, BRAINS!!!!!

RYAN TANNEHILL

AAAAH. THE BUCCANEERS HAVE BECOME THE WALKING DEAD!

CAM NEWTON

But enough about their playoff chances.

RIMSHOT

Ba-dum-tssss

ANDREW SICILIANO

Let’s join the Rams-Texans convo where Sam Bradford is currently making a connection

SAM BRADFORD

... it's kind of like getting a golden shower from an elderly Amish minister while simultaneously toe-banging a constipated giraffe.

MATT STAFFORD

I really don’t think that’s what a four yard screen pass is like at all.

TEXANS FANS

MOTHER FUCKER! WE LOST TO THE RAMS?!?! DAMMITT MATT SCHAUB YOU SUCK!

MATT SCHAUB

OW! OW OW OW! I INJURED MY ANKLE!

TEXANS FANS

YAYYYY! SCHAUB IS HURT! WHOO-HOOOO!

J.J. WATT

Who whoa, that is NOT cool! You fans should never, EVER cheer for an injury.

TEXANS FANS

Really? Here’s a .gif of the Seahawks kicker getting TRUCKED by a special teams blocker:

TEXANS FANS



J.J. WATT

Okay, just this one time. HAHAHAH THAT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS! WHOOO!

TEXANS FANS

Thank GOD T.J. Yates has finally replaced Matt Schaub in the lineup. FOUR WEEKS IN A ROW WITH A PICK 6 IS TOO MANY.

T.J. YATES

(promptly throws pick-6)

TEXANS FANS

Goddammit.

ANDREW SICILIANO

Now let’s get you over to the Seahawks-Titans convo where Aaron Rodgers is congratulating Russell Wilson on yet another fine performance.

AAARON RODGERS

…WITH A BLOWTORCH AND A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER, WILSON!

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE MOTHERFUCKERS.

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE WIN AGAIN, LEAD DIVISION. CRUSH TENNESSEE.

RYAN FITZPATRICK

Oh shut up. We almost had you. We just couldn't hold our halftime lead

MARSHAWN LYNCH

PUNY RYAN FITZPATRICK NOT POSSESS INTESTINAL FORTITUDE TO FINISH GAME STRONG. THAT WHERE BEST MODE SHINE BRIGHTEST.

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE AMASSED OVER 150 YARDS TOTAL OFFENSE. SCORE TWICE. SMASH PUNY TITANS

DREW BREES

Isn’t “puny Titans” an oxymoron?

JOE FLACCO

No, an "oxymoron" is Ben Roethlisberger applying zit cream to his face.

RIMSHOT

Ba-dum-tssss

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE AND RUSSELL WILSON FORM DYNAMIC COMBINATION. TOGETHER, CAN'T LOSE.

AAARON RODGERS

Don't be so sure there meathead. I can think of LOTS of things Russell Wilson can't do.

AAARON RODGERS

He can't see over the line of scrimmage. He can't reach the top shelf in the pantry closet. He can't ride the big boy roller coaster at the carnival.

RUSSELL WILSON

He can't lose at home, apparently.

AARON RODGERS

WILSON, I WILL...

ANDREW SICILIANO

Let’s interrupt Aaron Rodger's murderous rage to take you to Alex Smith and his breakdown of the Kansas City win over the Raiders

ALEX SMITH

WHAT? WHAT DID THAT GUY SAY?

ALEX SMITH

I COULDN’T HEAR WHAT HE SAID? DID ANYONE ELSE HEAR HIM?

ANDREW SICILIANO

Wait a minute. Is that a “big ears” joke? NOT COOL.

ANDREW SICILIANO

I WILL SHOVE A DIRECT TV REMOTE SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU’LL BE ABLE TO CHANGE CHANNELS JUST BY BLINKING, ALEX SMITH!

ALEX SMITH

What? No. Calm down, Dumbo. I’m referring to the fact that the Chiefs fans BROKE THE RECORD FOR LOUDEST CROWD NOISE YESTERDAY.

ALEX SMITH

Now we’re 6-0 and on a ROLL. Next stop, Super Bowl, bitches

PEYTON MANNING

HAHAHAHA. Oh Smith, you're adorable. That little 6-0 record of yours is cute, but let's be real.

PEYTON MANNIG

PEYTON FUCKING MANNING will win the AFC West this year. Your little red tomato team is just fighting for wild card scraps.

ALEX SMITH

Keep flapping those gums, ForeheadStein. Next month my Chiefs will embarrass you so bad you'll swear it's one of your epic playoff collapses.

PEYTON MANNING

Right, right. Because any team coached by Andy Reid has a right to talk shit about playoff failure.

ANDREW SICILIANO

That's all we have time for on this week's Red Zone Convo. Thank you for joining us

ANDY DALTON

Wait, what? How can you have a whole convo called the "Red Zone" and NOT give a line to the GINGER NINJA?

ANDY DALTON

I had 3 TDs and over 300 yards yesterday for Christ's sake!

ANDREW SICILIANO

Sorry Andrew. But in the interest of time, we tried to limit the convo to just quarterbacks people actually give a shit about.

ANDY DALTON

Then in the interest of lick my balls, maybe I should limit all future convo hosting duties to sportscasters whose head DOESN'T resemble a Volkswagon beetle with the car doors open.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

THAT ONE ACTUALLY WAS A BIG EAR JOKE

RIMSHOT

BA-DUM-TSSS

NFL QBs ON FACEBOOK: “THE RED ZONE”

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57 Comments

  1. cheese

    October 20, 2013 at 9:54 pm

    I CANNOT WAIT for Peyton vs Luck tomorrow. Can’t wait to see Peyton’s reaction, as well as Brady’s reaction to losing to a Rookie

  2. Anonymous

    October 20, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    They need to go back to the ” ‘sup?” Like the originals

  3. Anonymous

    October 17, 2013 at 8:24 pm

    ginger ninja- Copyright The Miz with Conan

  4. Anonymous

    October 17, 2013 at 7:31 pm

    This has been the worst week to read so far other then that they have had me rofl

  5. Anonymous

    October 16, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    Keep it going…these are hilarious and all my friends are now hooked to these.

  6. Memo

    October 16, 2013 at 9:26 am

    I love this QB´s convos, they are hilarious!! Keep the good job!! I´ve recommended the “NFL QBs” to a lot of friends since last year I found this site.

  7. Anonymous

    October 16, 2013 at 8:47 am

    This one had style. I approve. Gotta keep it fresh.

  8. Anonymous

    October 16, 2013 at 8:36 am

    I’m surprised they actually included a Jaguars QB for once.

  9. Anonymous

    October 16, 2013 at 7:37 am

    Why is there nothing about Josh Freeman or Matt Cassel?

  10. Tony

    October 15, 2013 at 1:55 pm

    i agree to the idea that you guys should wait to post these on Tuesdays….i want to hear Luck crying today! It’s the only thing that gives me peace after another hurtful Texans’ loss. oh and the pic for the Texans fans can be so much better!!!

  11. Anonymous

    October 15, 2013 at 11:56 am

    Keep em coming guys, great job!

  12. Anonymous

    October 15, 2013 at 11:53 am

    Bwahahahahaah, I feel honored to be featured on an ‘NFL QBs on FB’ but to be fair, I don’t swear like that!

  13. Anonymous

    October 15, 2013 at 9:26 am

    Tom Brady saying that every girl in the lower bowl got pregnant cause his thow was so good was awesome. LMAO

  14. Adam Charles

    October 15, 2013 at 9:17 am

    How about you fix the part where you have the wrong host of Red Zone. Scott Hansen is the host of the REAL RZ!

  15. Rocco Davis

    October 15, 2013 at 9:12 am

    Just another term for “your mom”

  16. Anonymous

    October 15, 2013 at 7:02 am

    What the hell is a “Fap Bucket’?

  17. Adrian

    October 15, 2013 at 5:22 am

    Vick pretending to be hurt to avoid the Bucs leper colony was hilarious.

  18. Anonymous

    October 15, 2013 at 5:17 am

    Ace as always – Fappin bucket had me laughing for 5 solid.

  19. jerry

    October 15, 2013 at 2:40 am

    i crapped my pants….fap bucket…damn that was funny….also bears sucks balls

  20. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 10:48 pm

    love how u put peyton fucking manning and tom brady up on the pedestal. of course they’re elite so its the only place for them. i do agree with the comment made a few weeks ago; wait to post these on tuesdays after the monday nite game.

  21. Nick

    October 14, 2013 at 9:11 pm

    This one really started off slow, but started to get good from the Romo/RG3 part. Also, I just love it when Bradford is featured. And Big Ben and Russel Wilson always have me in stitches (especially Wilson).

  22. brian8556 (@brian8556utube)

    October 14, 2013 at 8:38 pm

    Anonymous, there already is an intercepted texts with them.

  23. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    We need more Carson Palmer and Colin Kaepernick

  24. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 8:18 pm

    Wilson v Rodgers is by far the best thing in this! I want an intercepted texts for them.

  25. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 7:26 pm

    Zombie Greg Schiano probably had the line of the year in that one.

  26. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    Bradford kills me, and Stafford ‘I really don’t think that’s what a 4 yard screen pass is like at all’. Made me laugh for a good 5 minutes.

  27. Chris

    October 14, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    Bradford has me rolling.

  28. NinerFaithful

    October 14, 2013 at 4:07 pm

    Where the hell are my niners bragging to the cardinals about that win?! Kaepernick was supposed to be yelling at the cardinals with frank gore and Vernon Davis!!!!

  29. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    My god anyone complaining needs to join Bradford for a family dinner.

  30. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    i mean one

  31. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 2:55 pm

    this ine was not as good as the other ones. take out andrew sicliIano so all the qbs talk together

  32. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    the fapping bucket was the only really funny part. That was hilarious, but the rest was lacking. These are getting really stale and you just keep sticking with the same jokes over and over.

  33. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 2:09 pm

    These guys must be giants fans

  34. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    This one sucked!

  35. jiminnyc

    October 14, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    Started slow, but the payoff was well worth it.

    (insert Jay Cutler mother joke here)

  36. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 1:38 pm

    Nah, 1 line troll comments from Wilson is where it’s at. The two liner was pretty funny where he said “Hail Mary.” I was a little nervous there would be an Adrian joke. Glad they didnt go that far.

  37. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 1:08 pm

    This was the worst one yet. They are usually hilarious. This one just sucked. Very disappointing.

  38. Nicky-6

    October 14, 2013 at 12:35 pm

    No mention of Eli’s chase for the single season pick record..? There is actually a reason to watch Giants games this year…

  39. DB0974

    October 14, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    LOL Funny again!

  40. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    Keep them coming!! Great job!

  41. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    We don’t have Rodgers or Smith yelling at Kaepernick

  42. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 11:59 am

    Reynaud was the ball carrier, not a blocker on the Hauschka play

  43. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 11:58 am

    lol Zombie Greg Schiano

  44. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 11:57 am

    love these but lots of typos this week also needed some Elisha bashing.

  45. ACW

    October 14, 2013 at 11:34 am

    Scott Hanson’s the host of Red Zone.

  46. Seabruin

    October 14, 2013 at 11:29 am

    Eli who?

  47. Melody the Queen of Cheese

    October 14, 2013 at 11:22 am

    Now that was flippin funny!!!!! I looking forward to Mondays… Keep it the AWESOME work..

  48. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 11:14 am

    Nothing about Eli manning

  49. Celly C

    October 14, 2013 at 10:20 am

    This was funny. The Wilson typo, on first read, almost seemed that Wilson was mocking Rodgers’ typical response to his snarky one-liners. Bit of a break in character, but maybe having Wilson mock Rodger’s rants could be a funny spin for a future chat..? (shameless idea plug)

  50. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 10:05 am

    KEEP THEM COMING!!!!!

  51. pondbridge

    October 14, 2013 at 9:59 am

    Er, Anonymous, I think that’s deliberate. As Rothesberger might put it: YOU SEE THEY HAVE WILSON STARTING ROGERS’S COMMENT BECAUSE HE’S ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD!!

  52. Bill Sanford

    October 14, 2013 at 9:49 am

    We didn’t need the big-eared cock goblin. It was … meh with him. I did like the fapping bucket, though.

  53. Bill Sanford

    October 14, 2013 at 9:47 am

    I need more fucked up Bradford shit…

  54. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 9:43 am

    Must say this one was a lil dissapointing

  55. Darryl

    October 14, 2013 at 9:41 am

    I am a browns fan and you didn’t mention Brandon Weeden’s derp-a-thon?

  56. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 9:27 am

    “nice” as usual but will u correct the name for Rodgers’ line “WILSON, I WILL…”, it seems Russel yells to himself…

  57. Anonymous

    October 14, 2013 at 9:27 am

    Fix the part where Aaron Rodgers is starting to threaten Russell Wilson before being cut off (where it says “WILSON, I WILL…”) You have at Wilson instead of Rodgers.

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