NFL QBs On Facebook: “LET’S TALK LEGACY”

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Updated: August 18, 2014

LET'S TALK LEGACY 475

JAY CUTLER

OMG, PRESEASON FOOTBALL IS SO BORING!

EVERY NFL FAN IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE likes this

ALEX SMITH

Boring? You mean you didn’t enjoy watching the Panthers backups beat the Chiefs backups 14-6zzzzzzzzzz

PEYTON MANNING

Well I’ll tell you what wasn’t boring: my Broncos HORSEFUCKING the 49ers on their brand new home field Sunday.

PEYTON MANNING

HAHAHAHA COLIN KAEPERNICK. THE LEGACY OF THAT NEW SHITHOLE STADIUM OF YOURS WILL ALWAYS BE THAT PEYTON MANNING CHRISTENED IT WITH A 34-0 ASSKICKING!

COLIN KAEPERNICK

IT WAS PRESEASON, MANNING! That game was as meaningless as Tim Tebow’s attempts to revive his NFL career.

PEYTON MANNING

WRONG AGAIN, KAEPTAIN NO ARM. It was yet another glorious chapter in the historic legacy of PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING.

PEYTON MANNING

I AM THE GREATEST PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF NOT ONE, BUT TWO DIFFERENT NFL TEAMS!

RYAN TANNEHILL

That's nothing. Mark Sanchez is the greatest player in the history of THREE different franchises.

TOM BRADY

Yeah. The Patriots, Bills, and Dolphins.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BECAUSE HE WASN'T A VERY GOOD QUARTERBACK FOR THE JETS

MARK SANCHEZ

Brady, I’ll have you know that I played an AWESOME game against your Patsies this weekend,

MARK SANCHEZ

I went 11-12 for 117 yards and 2 TDS!

DREW BREES

Point of order: You also threw an interception.

MARK SANCHEZ

Counterpoint: I didn’t ram my face into any of my teammates’ buttholes.

DREW BREES

Fair enough. Your legacy actually improves with that accomplishment.

BRETT FAVRE

Oh, we’re talking legacies?

BRETT FAVRE

Then let’s talk about MY reputation as the greatest QB in the history of FOUR different franchises: the Packers, Jets, Vikings, and Falcons.

MATT RYAN

You only played in Atlanta for one year, leatherface. I've been there for six.

BRETT FAVRE

And yet we've both won the same number of Super Bowls while wearing a Falcons jersey.

JEFF GEORGE

Me too.

MICHAEL VICK

Me too.

CHRIS CHANDLER

Me too.

EVERY OTHER HUMAN ON PLANET EARTH

Us too.

GHOST OF REGGIE WHITE

SUCK MY SUPERNATURAL BALLS, BRETT FAVRE. I AM THE GREATEST PLAYER IN THE HISTORY OF THE GREEN BAY PACKERS.

GHOST OF REGGIE WHITE

NOT TO MENTION THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES, THE CAROLINA PANTHERS, AND THE HEAVEN’S GATECRASHERS.

ANDY DALTON

Heaven has a football team?

GHOST OF REGGIE WHITE

Yep. Also a comedy club with a pretty great new act.

R.I.P. Robin Williams

AARON RODGERS

BOTH OF YOU GRIZZLY UNDEAD SLAPMONKEYS CAN DISCOUNT DOUBLE BLOW ME!

AARON RODGERS

I AM THE ONE WITH THE GREATEST LEGACY IN THE HISTORY OF THE GREEN BAY PACKERS.

BRETT FAVRE

Rodgers, the only legacy you have is as my untalented clipboard caddy and unwilling penis model.

CARSON PALMER

Penis what now?

BRETT FAVRE

Whenever Rodgers used to trim his ugly ‘stache in the locker room, I used to sneak up and take candid close-ups of his junk.

BRETT FAVRE

You know. To text to random skanks and whatnot.

MATT SCHAUB

Wait, so back when you got in trouble for sexting dick pics to that New York girl, it was actually Aaron Rodger’s teeny-tiny penis in the photos?

AARON RODGERS

MY DICK WAS ONLY TEENY-TINY IN THOSE PICTURES BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT DISGUSTED ME!

JAY CUTLER

Girls, I assume?

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

THAT'S A REFERENCE TO THOSE RUMORS FLOATING AROUND LAST SEASON THAT AARON RODGERS MIGHT POSSIBLY BE GAY

AARON RODGERS

AND I WILL TELL YOU ONCE AGAIN, THAT I AM NOT GAY

AARON RODGERS

BUT THERE’S STILL NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT, JUST BY THE WAY

PEYTON MANNING

Leave it to a gay guy to break into song.

CARY WILLIAMS

MAKE WAY FOR A CHEATER-BEATING MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKERS!

PHILIP RIVERS

Cary Williams? Philadelphia Eagles CB who made headlines last week by calling the Patriots “a bunch of cheaters?”

CARY WILLIAMS

DAMN STRAIGHT! AND I BACKED THAT SMACK TALK UP WITH A SWEET PICK-SIX OFF OF TOM BRADY’S CHEATING RIGHT ARM.

TOM BRADY

GODDAMN YOU, CARY WILLIAMS!

TOM BRADY

I DEMAND YOU FALL IN LOVE AND MARRY THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS IMMEDIATELY, SO THAT I CAN STEAL HER AND SEX HER AND BREAK YOUR HEART AND MAKE YOU FEEL BAD.

CARY WILLIAMS

LOLOLOLOL. Hey Brady. Let’s look at the so-called “tackle” you tried to lay on me:

CARY WILLIAMS



CARY WILLIAMS

HAHAHAHA. YOU WHIFFED LIKE I WAS A HIGH-FIVE!

CARY WILLIAMS

THEN YOU FELL FACE DOWN IN THE DIRT JUST LIKE YOUR CHEATING TEAM’S LEGACY EVER SINCE “SPYGATE”

BILL BELICHICK

CARY WILLIAMS, HOW DARE YOU,? IMPUGN MY REPUTATION BY CALLING ME A CHEATER?!

BILL BELICHICK

Just for that, I am going to tell everyone how you wore the same underwear four days in a row last week.

CARY WILLIAMS

What? What… um… makes you think that?

BILL BELICHICK

AND HOW YOU’RE ALWAYS PICKING YOUR NOSE AND WIPING THE BOOGERS ON YOUR CAT’S BACK.

CARY WILLIAMS

WAIT, NO… I…

BILL BELICHICK

OR HOW YOU LIKE TO PRACTICE KISSING WITH YOUR PILLOW JUST BEFORE YOU FALL ASLEEP IN YOUR “ONE DIRECTION” BEDSHEETS!

CARY WILLIAMS

HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THESE SECRETS ABOUT ME? ARE YOU A WIZARD?

BILL BELICHICK

Let’s just say it’s pretty easy to fit a spy camera in that My Little Pony alarm clock of yours.

TONY ROMO

HEY, DID YOU GUYS SEE ME ON “BIG BROTHER THIS WEEK?”

TONY ROMO



CBS' BIG BROTHER

(Immediately loses every future ratings race.)

NICK FOLES

So you spent some time with a bunch of attention-seeking losers, eh Romo? Must’ve felt like you never left the Cowboys locker room.

MATT SCHAUB

Actually, I bet even the Big Brother cast could play better pass defense than the Dallas DBs

JAY CUTLER

I know the ladies of “The View” would make a better defensive line.

TONY ROMO

Well, our offense is looking good, thanks to my successful return from back surgery.

TONY ROMO

Didja see me throw that perfect 31-yard TD to Dez Bryant? We call that play the old, “88-streak right back shoulder fade pattern.”

RGIII

You also fumbled the ball to give the Ravens an easy defensive touchdown.

NICK FOLES

I assume they call that play the old “December preview."

ANDREW LUCK

You know, I’d like to think that I’m developing a legacy as not just a good football player, but also as a loyal teammate and a quality human being.

PEYTON MANNING

AND A TROLL-FACED, NECKBEARDED LOSER MOST OF ALL.

PEYTON MANNIG

Remember Luck, I am the greatest QB to ever don a Colts jersey.

PEYTON MANNING

YOU SIMPLY DON’T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO FILL THAT ENORMOUS VOID I LEFT BEHIND!

CAM NEWTON

“Ooh, ooh. ‘Things Tom Brady said after banging Ryan Tannehill's wife?”

ELI MANNING

Well I believe that one day, Robert Griffin III’s legacy will be, "The greatest QB in NFL history."

RGIII

Why, thank you Manning.

ELI MANNING

"... If only he could've stayed healthy instead of retiring after five injury-plagued, progressively poorer seasons"

MIKE SHANAHAN likes this

RGIII

BITE MY BALLS, MANNING. For your information, I am NOT injury-prone in any way whatsoev... OW OW OW OW OW I JUST TORE MY HAMSTRING TYPING THAT!

MATT STAFFORD

“Tore my hamstring?” THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

AARON RODGERS

What the hell? That doesn’t make any sense Stafford.

MATT STAFFORD

Oh yeah? Well THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

DREW BREES

I think Stafford is trying to make his new “thing” be “Guy who doesn’t understand how 'That’s what she said' works.

MATT STAFFORD

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

ALEX SMITH

Stop that!

MATT RYAN

Listen Stafford, “that’s what she said” jokes haven’t been relevant for about ten years now.

PEYTON MANNING

Kind of like the Oakland Raiders.

CARSON PALMER

Well personally, I welcome this change to Stafford’s personality. The whole “not understanding how Twitter works” thing was really getting old.

ANDY DALTON

Hear, hear. There’s nothing worse than taking a mildly amusing joke and beating it into the ground.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

HE’S SAYING THAT REUSING THE SAME CHARACTER TROPES OVER AND OVER AGAIN CAN GET STALE AFTER A WHILE.

MATT STAFFORD

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

BLAKE BORTLES

Hey did you guys see that I threw for 160 yards against the Bears?

JAY CUTLER

Gee, 160 yards in a preseason game? Congratulations Bortles.

NICK FOLES

Yeah. That performance probably lifts you up to the 2nd or 3rd spot on the Jaguars list of all-time greatest QBs.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

THEY DON'T HAVE A HISTORY OF VERY GOOD QUARTERBACKS, YOU SEE.

GENO SMITH

Well, I’ll get started on building MY legacy once I’ve secured the starting QB job for the Jets.

MICHAEL VICK

YOU WISH, SOPHOMORE SLUMPY. By the time the regular season rolls around, Coach Ryan will name ME starting QB.

GENO SMITH

NO, COACH RYAN WILL NAME ME AS THE STARTING QB.

REX RYAN

Actually, I’ll probably just stick with whoever has the lukewarm hand at practice.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

C’mon Rex Ryan. You must have some preference between Geno Smith and Michael Vick, right?

REX RYAN

Eh, what can I say? I don’t really have a dog in this fight

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

LAZY MICHAEL VICK JOKES ARE AN EASY WAY TO FILL UP QUARTERBACK CONVERSATIONS.

PHILIP RIVERS

You know, the Jets, Vikings, and Browns aren't the only teams with QB competitions.

RGIII

Yep. Over in Houston, Ryan Fitzpatrick is locked in a fierce battle to try and win the starting job.

RYAN FITZPATRICK

No I'm not.

RGIII

Really? Are you sure?

RYAN FITZPATRICK

Yeah. I'm firmly entrenched as the starter. No competition here.

CARSON PALMER

How is it possible that a team with as much talent as the Texans is entrusting the all-important QB job to Ryan Fitzpatrick with no competition whatsoever?

HOUSTON TEXANS FANS

Trust us, we’ve been wondering the same thing ourselves.

TOM BRADY

And don’t forget about the competition in New Orleans to become the Saints’ starting QB.

DREW BREES

What? There is NO competition in New Orleans! I am the unquestioned starter!

ANDY DALTON

Oh yeah? Well how were your stats in this weekend’s game?

DREW BREES

I didn’t play in this weekend’s game. The coaches held me out.

MATT RYAN

Uh-oh. Sounds like you’ve lost the competition.

JAY CUTLER

Yep. R.I.P Drew Brees’ career.

DREW BREES

THERE IS NO COMPETITION!

CAM NEWTON

Ooh, ooh: “Things the Patriots say when they look at the rest of the AFC East?”

RAY RICE

HEY, DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT I GOT HURT ON SATURDAY NIGHT?

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ACTIVISTS like this

RAY RICE

It was awful. I GOT INJURED BECAUSE A BIG FOOTBALL PLAYER HIT ME REALLY HARD!

RAY RICE

I DEMAND JUSTICE! THOSE RESPONSIBLE FOR HURTING ME SHOULD BE SEVERELY PUNISHED!

ELI MANNING

How about if they got a two game suspension?

RAY RICE

WHAT? NO! A MEASLY TWO GAME SUSPENSION IS JUST A SLAP ON THE WRIST AND NOT NEARLY ENOUGH OF A PUNISHME… OH HO HO, YOU ALMOST GOT ME THERE.

PHILIP RIVERS

Speaking of punishments, did you hear that the Cowboys’ Orlando Scandrick got suspended four games by Roger Goodell?

RYAN TANNEHILL

Four games? Wow, what did he do? Beat up TWO women?

JOE FLACCO

You know, I can’t help but notice that we haven’t discussed the eliteness of MY NFL legacy yet.

TOM BRADY

Fine, Flacco. Let’s agree that your “eliteness” rating is every bit as high as your “personality” rating.

JOE FLACCO

YES! FINALLY! AT LAST I CAN BE CONSIDERED ELIToh wait, you mean that as a bad thing, don’t you?

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Well, only if you consider having the personality of wet cardboard “bad.”

MATT STAFFORD

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

AARON RODGERS

You know the rules, Flacco. You have to do something truly special to be considered “elite.”

JOE FLACCO

BUT I DID! I WON A SUPER BOWL WITH THE BALTIMORE RAVENS! HOW IS THAT NOT CONSIDERED ELITE?

PEYTON MANNING

Because anything that has also been accomplished by Trent Dilfer is automatically stripped of all elite qualities.

ANDY DALTON

That's just football 101.

TOM BRADY

TOUGH TITTY CLAMPS, FLACCO. YOU'RE STILL NOT ELITE

DREW BREES

That title is reserved for the “big four” of the NFL QBs

PEYTON MANNING

That’s right. Drew Brees, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING. THAT is what you call elite company.

AARON RODGERS

And you know what the four of us all have in common?

RUSSELL WILSON

I'm undefeated against every one of you?

PEYTON MANNING

WILSON, I WILL STOMP ON YOU LIKE YOU’RE THE 49ers AT THEIR HOME FIELD DEBUT!

AARON RODGERS

AND I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A CLUB THAT’S THE SAME SIZE AS MY TOTALLY-NOT-TINY DICK!

DREW BREES

AND I WILL BE ALL OVER YOU LIKE YOU’RE A BENCH DURING A PRESEASON GAME!

TOM BRADY

AND I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN LIKE A CORNERBACK RETURNING AN INTERCEPTION FOR A TOUCHDOWokay bad example.

MATT STAFFORD

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

NFL QBs On Facebook: “LET’S TALK LEGACY”

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84 Comments

  1. k-george

    September 2, 2014 at 8:24 am

    I’m age 78……In 1973 I resided next door ( homes community in the Los Angeles area) to a white football player. Who was DETAINED by the police. and was ESCORTED home ……I was awaken by the lights and noise
    the player was making ,,,,by unjustly being handcuffed and accused of being drunk. At the very same time his wife was attempting to calm him down…When he suddenly slapped the hell out of her(in front of the police)….finally getting him to calm down. And without an arrest Most of the neighbors witnessed the scene and for the next few days, we talked of the incident ….of it not being posted in the Los Angeles Times. That was the end of it. POINT: Is this WHY MORE BLACKS
    IN SPORTS ARE ARRESTED,TRIED, AND CONVICTED OF CRIMES…AND
    why you never ….or rarely hear of white players being absent
    of publicity. UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!!!

    AMERICAN EQUAL JUSTICE >>>>FOR ” ALL “

  2. k-george

    September 2, 2014 at 7:50 am

    Give MARK CUBAN a ALL WHITE MAVS team…..With his RACIST SELF.

  3. k-george

    September 2, 2014 at 7:48 am

    Pedicted future football hall of famers:
    Walt Garrison, Ray Guy, F. Berlitnakoff(misspelled),Lem Barney,
    Leroy Jordan,tha “FRIG”, Jim Marshal, Villapiano, Cris Hamberbuger( for introducing for” Knocking the ball loose),Cliff Branch ?, Otis Taylor,
    Don Nottingham(bowlin Ball),Buddy Young,, Big DADDY Lipscomb,etc.

  4. michael sam

    August 29, 2014 at 6:54 am

    guess what

  5. Blaine Gabbert

    August 25, 2014 at 9:17 pm

    Hey guys. My legacy will be the first 49ers to throw a TD at Levis Stadium. How about that?

  6. chris

    August 24, 2014 at 11:31 pm

    Omg i love these QB’s on Facebook. So glad Football is back

  7. Anonymous

    August 24, 2014 at 9:32 pm

    Bradford’s injured almost all the time and when he does play the game is almost never mentioned unless it ends in a tie. That being said they’ll keep him in the convos. But just in case, writers listen to the guy above. Bradford’s one of the most popular QBs within the PFM world.

  8. All PFM Readers

    August 24, 2014 at 12:55 pm

    Dear PFM,

    Even though Bradford tore his ACL and will miss the season, please don’t write him off of the QB convos this year. His twistedly perverted antics and sex analogies are much needed for laughs.

    Your friend,

    The Readers

  9. Anonymous

    August 24, 2014 at 10:21 am

    GAH!!!!! What the fuck did I just read?

  10. Sam Bradford

    August 23, 2014 at 8:47 pm

    I made quite a contribution to your mom’s quest Wilson. I was #100 in her “100 straight creampies” home video. I was so happy I even helped with the cleanup! YUM!

  11. Russell Wilson

    August 23, 2014 at 6:08 pm

    My pass to Golden Tate made quite a contribution.

  12. Seahawks Fan Who Knows Wilson is Overrated

    August 23, 2014 at 8:05 am

    That comment would be funny if Russell Wilson was actually ever responsible for a win.

  13. LeBron James

    August 22, 2014 at 8:16 pm

    I can’t believe Russell Wilson is undefeated against those guys. If it was me I’d rather team up with them.

  14. Guy Who's Too Shy to Comment

    August 21, 2014 at 10:03 pm

    .

  15. funny guy answers

    August 21, 2014 at 1:17 pm

    I guess you can.

  16. funny guy

    August 21, 2014 at 1:16 pm

    can you actually comment

  17. wth

    August 21, 2014 at 8:55 am

    does someone just log in and log out with different names to have conversations with themselves in the comments? dude you arent funny let the people who run the website come up with the jokes

  18. Raffi

    August 20, 2014 at 10:10 pm

    I know the smell of pussy that’s not my sister’s.

  19. I LOVE the word MOIST!

    August 20, 2014 at 8:02 pm

    This article makes me MOIST!

  20. Someone

    August 20, 2014 at 5:50 pm

    ? It looks correct to me Name. They must have fixed it. You’re a day late and a dollar short.

  21. Name

    August 20, 2014 at 1:41 pm

    You have Peyton manning face on.phillip river name when he said about Cary william

  22. Anonymous

    August 20, 2014 at 12:13 pm

    For the record, the Panthers STARTERS beat the Chiefs STARTERS 14-6. The Panthers backups beat their backups 14-10. 28-16 total. So suck it, Smith.

  23. Matthew Stafford

    August 19, 2014 at 10:31 pm

    That’s what she said.

  24. John Matrix

    August 19, 2014 at 9:51 pm

    The article reads like a typical Pro Football Mock comments thread, only funny and not tiresome.

  25. Cam Newton

    August 19, 2014 at 4:57 pm

    “Things that Jay Cutler’s Mom and Aaron Rodgera fight over?”

  26. Guy who whispers penis

    August 19, 2014 at 3:28 pm

    *whispers* “penis”

  27. Johnny Manziel

    August 19, 2014 at 1:03 pm

    *Flips finger at the redskins*

  28. EVERYONE

    August 19, 2014 at 1:01 pm

    agrees with this

  29. Ben Roethlisberger

    August 19, 2014 at 1:00 pm

    BECAUSE U SUCK U SEE

  30. Joe Flacco

    August 19, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    WHY AM I NOT ELITE

  31. David

    August 19, 2014 at 10:30 am

    Uh…that’s what she said?

  32. ifhss

    August 19, 2014 at 8:53 am

    I am a tool. What can I say?

  33. Ben Roethlisberger

    August 19, 2014 at 8:39 am

    WHAT HE MEANS IS THAT HE HATH SEEN THAT ASSHOLE IN PREVIOUS ENCOUNTERS.

  34. Anonymous

    August 19, 2014 at 8:33 am

    ^^^Oh no this asshole is back…

  35. ifhss

    August 19, 2014 at 7:25 am

    That B. Roeth comment was directed STRAIGHT at all of you WHO PRETEND TO BE A CHARACTER…. You know which comment and who you are…. So stop it.

  36. Cam Newton

    August 19, 2014 at 5:04 am

    Oh, oh. I know this one. “Things Aaron Rodgers says when he sees a woman?”

  37. Cam Newton

    August 19, 2014 at 5:04 am

    Oh, oh. I know this one. “Things Aaron Rodgers says when he says a woman?”

  38. Ryan Tannehill

    August 18, 2014 at 11:32 pm

    I’m having trouble reading this convo. For some reason I just… Can’t get it up.

  39. Johnny Manziel

    August 18, 2014 at 10:46 pm

    *flips off instigator*

  40. instigator

    August 18, 2014 at 9:13 pm

    I really hope the guy who whispers “penis” doesn’t show up. *giggles* he always steals the show and everyone loves him.

    Now we wait.

    Mu ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!

  41. Anonymous

    August 18, 2014 at 8:40 pm

    They should really make the convoy after Monday night football. Manila flipping of the redskins would of been funny to have included in the convos.

  42. Pj

    August 18, 2014 at 8:33 pm

    Personally, I like preseason football. I think the only people who hate preseason FB are the ones who don’t give too much of a shyt about college ball. I’m a big college ball fan, which must be why I like to see my favorite players play in the big league 0.o

    1. Wisconsin, Badger Nation!
    2. Minnesota, where I live.
    3. Georgia, cuz I love the way they play.
    4. UConn, I was born in CT
    5. Stanford, I love pro-style offenses. Spread is boring as fuck.

  43. Guy Who Hates Russell Wilson's Trolling

    August 18, 2014 at 8:31 pm

    ^^^The same could be said about you Wilson. You non elite piece of shit.

  44. Russell Wilson

    August 18, 2014 at 7:15 pm

    The same can be said about Colin Kaepernick.

  45. First Person

    August 18, 2014 at 7:14 pm

    So that means that Alex Smith and Matt Schaub aren’t elite?

  46. Guy Who Hates Russell Wilson's Trolling

    August 18, 2014 at 6:26 pm

    There not racist. Bus drivers/game managers aren’t allowed on the list of elite qbs.

  47. African American

    August 18, 2014 at 6:16 pm

    Russel Wilson and RGIII are Uncle Toms and you’re all racists for not including any brothas in the list of elite quarterbacks.

    *going on a killing spree while looting*

  48. Guy Who Can't Finish A Comment

    August 18, 2014 at 5:24 pm

    My favorite part was when………..

  49. Madden 15 Ratings

    August 18, 2014 at 2:46 pm

    The hate is real when you get the same overall as a quarterback with 0 Super Bowls P.S. era.

  50. Russell Wilson

    August 18, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    The hate is real from the quarterbacks I beat.

  51. Anonymous

    August 18, 2014 at 1:12 pm

    The hate is real in the comments…

  52. Tom Brady

    August 18, 2014 at 1:07 pm

    The troll is getting trolled by another troll how ironic.

  53. Colin Kaepernick

    August 18, 2014 at 1:06 pm

    I couldn’t agree more it’s about time someone put that troll in his place!

  54. Peyton Manning

    August 18, 2014 at 1:05 pm

    I don’t know who this hater is that’s hating on Wilson but I am starting to like him.

  55. Guy Who Hates Russell Wilson's Trolling

    August 18, 2014 at 12:59 pm

    Russell Wilson is another Trent Dilfer. A game manager that only won a ring because he had the #1 defense. He will never be elite. Also he is a faggot!

  56. Carmen Luvana

    August 18, 2014 at 12:54 pm

    Arghhhh me matey’s I could go for a little QB snack instead of smack….

  57. Typical Seahawk Fan

    August 18, 2014 at 12:18 pm

    Suck it Wilson hater! You’re probably a whiner fan who’s unhappy with his crappy quarterback! Your fan base is so trashy just like your players. You wish you had players who were classy like Wilson and Sherman.

  58. Sam

    August 18, 2014 at 11:31 am

    Not going to lie I actually like Matt Staffords new that’s what she said thing. Way better then the stupid twitter one.

  59. Anonymous

    August 18, 2014 at 11:23 am

    I’ve seen elderly people tackle and run faster then Brady and Peyton.

  60. Anonymous

    August 18, 2014 at 11:20 am

    And that’s why Tom Brady doesn’t play defense. He can’t tackle for shit. And as for Manning do everyone a favor and please don’t run! God how can a NFL player be that fucking slow?

  61. Ben Roethlisberger

    August 18, 2014 at 11:19 am

    BECAUSE HE ALWAYS SAYS THAT, YOU SEE.

  62. Matt Stafford

    August 18, 2014 at 11:18 am

    That’s what she said!!

  63. Guy Who Hates Russell Wilson's Trolling

    August 18, 2014 at 11:14 am

    Omg here he goes again Lil piece of shit!

  64. Seth

    August 18, 2014 at 11:12 am

    I seriously don’t know what to think about the Ray Rice thing as a Ravens fan… I kind of wish he asked for a longer punishment or asked to sit out the season and do some kind of therapy instead, ‘cus everyone knows it’s BS that he only got 2 games, and it’ll honestly only hurt him to participate in this season…

  65. jiminnyc

    August 18, 2014 at 11:04 am

    JAY CUTLER
    OMG, PRESEASON FOOTBALL IS SO BORING!
    Like . Comment . Share . 6 hours ago
    EVERY NFL FAN IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE likes this

    Not every fan. To quote my aunt after she gave birth to my cousin, “When you’re having your first drink in nine months, it don’t matter that it ain’t champagne.” I’ll take preseason football over any baseball up to and including the World Series.

  66. Darth Anonymous

    August 18, 2014 at 10:39 am

    I nominate Bill Belichick for the ice bucket challenge on the condition that it’s holy water.

  67. RGIII

    August 18, 2014 at 10:32 am

    *gets hypothermia*

  68. RGIII

    August 18, 2014 at 10:32 am

    I will gladly accept this challenge, Colin. Besides, whats the harm of having a little fun over the summer?

  69. Colin Kaepernick

    August 18, 2014 at 10:30 am

    AAANNNDDD I nominate RGIII for the ice bucket Challenge

  70. Aaron Rodgers

    August 18, 2014 at 10:22 am

    WILSON I WILL GET A NAIL CLIPPER AND GIVE YOU 400 CUTS IN THE SPACE BTWEEN OYUR PENIS AND ASSHOLE. ALSO, I AM NOT GAY

  71. Russel Wilson

    August 18, 2014 at 10:19 am

    Or as limp as Aaron Rodgers’s penis while watching girl on girl porn

  72. Peyton Goddam Manning

    August 18, 2014 at 10:18 am

    WILSON, I WILL BEAT YOU WITH A SLICE OF PAPA JOHN’S PIZZA UNTIL YOU ARE AS LIMP AS RYAN TANNEHILL’S PENIS

  73. Russel Wilson

    August 18, 2014 at 10:16 am

    What is your record, 43-8?

  74. Peyton Goddam Manning

    August 18, 2014 at 10:15 am

    It’s funny that you say that Ben, because no quarterback has a playoff record that is as rich as mine

  75. Most disagree ^

    August 18, 2014 at 10:13 am

    What are you talking about? Russell Wilson’s trollings are one of the most awesome parts of these convos. I know that’s just an opinion, but it’s a general consensus overall around here.

  76. Ben Rothesburger

    August 18, 2014 at 10:12 am

    IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE THE AMOUNT OF BROWNS HIGHLIGHTS IN THE 2012 SEASON IS AS EMPTY AS THE COWBOYS PLAYOFF RUNS

  77. Guy Who Loves Russell Wilson's Trolling

    August 18, 2014 at 10:08 am

    GUY WHO HATES RUSSELL WILSON’S TROLLING, I WILL HACK YOUR PHONE AND COMPUTER TO WHERE ALL YOU SEE IS NUDE PICTURES OF HILLARY CLINTON AND THE RYAN BROTHERS FOLLOWED BY HACKING YOUR VIDEO PLAYER TO WHERE ALL YOU SEE ARE THE HIGHLIGHTS OF THE 2012 CLEVELAND BROWNS SEASON!!!!!

  78. Guy Who Hates Russell Wilson's Trolling

    August 18, 2014 at 9:36 am

    Russell Wilson is a bitch!

  79. @MatthewStafford

    August 18, 2014 at 9:04 am

    Kevin Spacey is Keyser Söze! #SpoilerAlert!

  80. Guy Who Spoils Movies

    August 18, 2014 at 8:38 am

    The Titanic sinks.

  81. NFL QB Fantasy GM

    August 18, 2014 at 8:29 am

    I’m noting a distinct lack of Manziel in this conversation. Myabe he’s too busy partying again.

    In other news, there’s still time to join this year’s NFL QB Fantasy Challenge! Click the link above for more information!

  82. Classy

    August 18, 2014 at 8:23 am

    GHOST OF REGGIE WHITE
    Yep. Also a comedy club with a pretty great new act.

    Very classy throwing the RIP to Robin Williams

  83. @MatthewStafford

    August 18, 2014 at 7:02 am

    #ThatsWhatSheSaid

  84. Alex Giobbi

    August 18, 2014 at 6:54 am

    R.I.P Stafford’s twitter gag.

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