THE NFL PRESEASON HAS BEGUN, BITCHES!!!
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And I kicked off the preseason in style by KICKING RYAN TANNEHILL’S ASS IN THE HALL OF FAME GAME.
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What? I only threw 5 passes in that stupid game.
That’s all it took for you to lose, apparently.
YOU DIDN’T EVEN PLAY IN THE GAME ROMO!
No wonder Dallas was able to win.
Your Cowboys just got lucky Romo. DOLPHINS RULE, WHOOOOO.
So, umm…. what are we gonna talk about? There’s only been one preseason game. Not much else is going on.
Well I know what I want to talk about.
Newly enshrined Hall of Fame coach Bill Parcells?
Congratulations on your well-deserved honor, Coach.
STICK YOUR COMPLIMENTS UP YOUR OVERPAID ASS, ROMO.
I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR RUINING THE END OF MY CAREER!
Oh. I guess you’re talking about the time I dropped that snap in Seattle, huh?
No genius. I’m talking about one of your 500 other game-losing meltdowns.
I honestly can’t tell if that’s sarcasm or not.
What’s this? Someone is criticizing Tony Romo? NOT ON MY WATCH.
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Troy Aikman? Three time Super Bowl champion and 2006 Hall of Fame inductee?
And professional Tony Romo ball washer.
TONY ROMO IS A BLAMELESS, HOLY CREATURE WHO HAS NEVER MADE A SINGLE MISTAKE IN HIS ENTIRE BEAUTIFUL LIFE!
YOU SHUT YOUR DAMN ANNOUNCEHOLE, AIKMAN!
TONY ROMO DESTROYED MY LAST SHOT AT A SUPER BOWL BY SCREWING UP A PLAY SO SIMPLE A BRAIN-DAMAGED BABOON COULD HAVE CAUGHT IT
He's right. Jay Cutler WOULD have caught that snap.
LEAVE TONY ROMO ALONE!
Brett Favre? Celebrated QB for the Falcons, Jets, and Vikings?
He also played for the Packers at one point.
There is nothing wrong with a talented gunslinger who occasionally throws season ending interceptions.
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GET OUT OF HERE FAVRE. NO ONE WANTS YOUR GRIZZLED, GREY BALLSACK AROUND HERE.
NO, YOU GET YOUR ASS BACK TO THE BENCH, RODGERS. THIS HERE CONVO IS FOR CLASSIC QBs THIS WEEK.
So uh, whatcha been up to Favre?
Throwin’ picks and textin’ dicks, probably.
Oh fer fuck’s sake. Would you let that go already? I texted ONE dick-pic during my career. JUST ONE.
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE ANTHONY WEINER TEXTED PHOTOS OF HIS PENIS A BUNCH OF TIMES.
Hey. I was just gonna say that!
Okay, I’ve said my peace. I’m quitting this convo. See ya, swamp nuggets.
Hey, um, guys? Remember us? The CURRENT NFL QBs?
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We never gave you old bastards permission to come in and hog our Facebook convo.
You mean the way that I HOGGED ALL THE SUPER BOWL WINS IN THE 80’s? HAHAHAHAHA!
Hall of Fame QB Joe Montana?
You forgot, “four-time champion, three-time MVP, and 49ers LEGEND” Joe Montana.
Until they replaced you with your younger, more handsome, more talented backup.
SHUT YOUR WORTHLESS MOUTH STEVE YOUNG YOU PUBIC-HAIRED GENITAL WART OF A MAN. I’M THE ONLY 49ers QB THAT BELONGS IN A “CLASSIC” CONVO!
I’M GETTIN’ REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT, JOE MONTANA. I WAS AS GREAT OF A NINERS QB AS YOU EVER WERE.
THOSE NINE RINGLESS FINGERS OF YOURS SAY OTHERWISE, SHITCORK.
Does anyone know who either one of those two idiots are?
They’re both classic QB’s who had legendary careers for your team. You know. The San Francisco 49ers?
Huh. Not ringing any bells. GO DOLPHINS!!!
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE COLIN KAEPERNICK IS A MIAMI FAN.
NO, IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE COLIN KAEPERNICK KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HIS OWN TEAM’S HISTORY.
Eat SHIT, Steve Young. Everyone knows you have to win multiple Super Bowls to be considered a classic QB, so you can suck my four-time championship balls.
Me and my three rings support this notion.
Two rings here. RIGHT ON, BROTHERS.
Just one ring here, but it sure feels classic to me!
HAHAHAHAHAHA DAN MARINO NEVER WON A CHAMPIONSHIP.
SUCKS TO BE YOU MARINO. Boy, I sure do love my Super Bowl ring.
Hey, there’s nothing wrong with only having one ring!
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Goddammit. YOU SAID YOU WERE QUITTING THE CONVO, FAVRE.
I changed my mind. I’M BACK!
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just creamed their pants reading this
FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK ALL OF YOU.
I WAS THE NFL’S RECORD HOLDER FOR TD’S AND CAREER PASSING YARDAGE.
Key word: “Was.”
Now I own all your records, along with a bright, shiny Super Bowl championship ring on my hand.
All you have in your hand is that pathetic needle-dick that you jerk on every night until it dribbles out a sad little mixture of semen and failure.
We call that a “Cutler Cocktail.”
Did someone say “cocktails?”
Okay, now I really am quitting. SMELL YA LATER, BITCHES.
AND STAY OUT, YOU WRINKLED OLD PILL POPPER.
Listen, Marino. There’s absolutely NO shame in having only one Super Bowl win.
agree with this
Yes, but I didn’t win any.
I know. I was talking about me. You, on the other hand, should feel a SHITLOAD of shame. HAHAHAHA.
HE’S SAYING THAT DAN MARINO SUCKS BECAUSE HE ONLY PLAYED IN ONE SUPER BOWL.
NO YOU IDIOT, HE’S SAYING THAT DAN MARINO SUCKS BECAUSE HE NEVER WON A SUPER BOWL
Uh-oh. Looks like we got us an old fashioned, “Joke Explain-Off.”
SHUT UP TERRY BRADSHAW. NO ONE EXPLAINS JOKES BUT ME.
THIS IS A CLASSIC QB CONVO. I’M THE ONE EXPLAINING JOKES NOW.
IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE ALL STEELERS QBs ARE MORONS.
I can verify that.
Well you should feel shame, Steve Young. All you have to show for your miserable NFL career is one sad little Super Bowl ring and the title of, “Concussion King.”
Hey! I was the king of concussions.
No I was the king of concussions!
Oh yeah? Well how many did you have?
How many what?
What about them?
How many did you have?
How many what did I have?
I can’t remember. Because I had so many.
You had so many what?
ENOUGH, ALREADY. WE GET IT.
Cool it, you guys. Concussions are no laughing matter.
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And neither are knee injuries.
And neither are concussions.
YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, ROBERT GRIFFIN. WE DON’T LIKE YOUR TYPE AROUND HERE.
Whoa whoa WHOA. That is NOT cool.
Seriously, Cooper? Like you’re not in enough trouble already?
What? I’m just saying that this conversation is supposed to be for Hall of Fame QB’s only.
AND I’LL FIGHT EVERY "NHOFFER" IN HERE.
Non Hall of Famer.
Riley Cooper, how’d you like MY Hall of Fame FOOT up your racist ASS?
Maybe you should spend more time trying to be open-minded, and less time injuring yourself by slipping on a rubber mat like a dumbfuck.
That wasn’t me. That was Kevin Kolb in Buffalo.
Really? Huh. All you crappy white players look alike to me.
Hello? CURRENT Super Bowl champion QB here? Maybe I could get a word in?
SHUT YOUR MONOBROWED MOUTH FLACCO. THIS IS A CLASSIC QB CONVO.
When it’s time for a “marginally talented QB who lucked into a Super Bowl win” convo, we’ll let you know.
Can I get on that mailing list too?
Fellas, fellas. Can’t we just agree that the Lord loves all QBs, classic or otherwise?
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PISS OFF, STAUBACH. You may have won two Super Bowls, but you still lost three other ones. I can’t think of anything more pathetic than that!
Did someone say “have a vodka?”
No Namath, no one said “ have a vodka.”
DON’T MIND IF I DO.
I’m really getting sick of these geriatric attention whores monopolizing our convo.
STOP DOING THAT!
LOL JK I’M QUITTING.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE RETIRED THAN UNRETIRED WITH THE PACKERS.
NO IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE RETIRED THAN UNRETIRED WITH THE VIKINGS.
Listening to Bradshaw and Roethlisberger is like watching two circus gorillas debate quantum physics.
TERRY BRADSHAW, YOU’RE SO DUMB YOU COULDN’T SPELL CAT IF THEY SPOTTED YOU THE “K” AND THE “A.”
JUST REMEMBER BEN ROETHLISBERGER: I STILL LEAD YOU IN SUPER BOWL WINS 4-2.
To be fair, Roethlisberger still leads you in alleged rapes 2-0.
(passes out in pool of vomit on floor)
Well, I’m sure you guys saw that I officially retired as a Philadelphia Eagle this week.
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Which means I’ll be joining all of you Classic QB's in the Hall of Fame in just 5 short years!
YOU?! IN THE HALL OF FAME?!
McNabb, The only way you’ll ever get into the Hall of Fame is if you get hired there to sweep up the floors after closing.
And you just know he’ll get tired and puke half way through his shift each night.
Well, this sure was stupid.
Seriously. It was just a bunch of quarterbacks making dick jokes and using swear words like a 14-year old. Who the hell wants to read THAT?
Hopefully, us regular QBs will get some more lines next week.
Don't worry, Cutler. This Friday is your first preseason game, and you’ll probably play about two series.
So yeah, I guess we can discuss both your turnovers then.
SO WHO WANTS A DICK PIC? HUH? YOU? HOW ‘BOUT YOU?
FUCK IT. DICK PICS ALL AROUND.
I hate you, Brett Favre. I hate you so very, very much. I can’t think of one human being I despise more in this world.
I WILL ENCASE YOUR HEAD IN MOLTEN BRONZE, TEAR IT FROM YOUR SHOULDERS, AND MAKE YOU THE INAUGURAL BUST IN MY OWN PERSONAL "HALL-OF-FUCK-YOU," WILSON!
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