NFL QBs on Facebook: “Fallen Leaders”

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Updated: December 16, 2013

FALLEN LEADERS 475

MATT FLYNN

Hey you guys. In the long and storied history of the Green Bay Packers, guess which QB has engineered the BIGGEST COMEBACK IN TEAM HISTORY?

MATT FLYNN

I’ll give you a hint: he’s a strong-armed, handsome bastard with double letters in his name.

AARON RODGERS

Double letters? THAT’S ME!

BRETT FAVRE

NO, IT'S CLEARLY ME!

BART STARR

HES OBVIOUSLY TALKING ABOUT ME!

MATT FLYNN

NOPE. GUESS AGAIN. It’s a player who’s bounced around the league from team to team.

BRETT FAVRE

LIKE I SAID: ME!

MATT FLYNN

NO YOU PATHETIC CHEESE PUFFS. IT’S ME!

MATT FLYNN

5 STRAIGHT SECOND HALF TD DRIVES! A 23 POINT COMEBACK! WHAT A FLYNNCREDIBLE PERFORMANCE!

DEZ BRYANT

DAMMIT ALL TO HELL! I’m so sick of this losing! How the FUCK did we let that game get away from us?

JASON GARRETT

Keep your chin up, Dez. We’ll get ‘em next…

DEZ BRYANT

(abruptly walks out of convo)

JASON GARRETT

Hey, where are you going? GET BACK HERE!

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BECAUSE DEZ BRYANT LEFT THE GAME EARLY YESTERDAY, YOU SEE.

RIMSHOT

BA-DUM-TSSSS.

MATT STAFFORD

Hey speaking of Dallas, where’s Tony Romo?

JASON GARRETT

He’s not coming.

CARSON PALMER

What now?

JASON GARRETT

Apparently, he’s afraid to face you ruffians. He’s convinced that you’re going to taunt him mercilessly.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Why? Just because he threw 2 INTs in the last few minutes of that game yesterday?

JASON GARRETT

And because he STUPIDLY CHANGED MY RUNNING PLAY TO A PASS ON ONE OF THOSE PICKS!

MATT RYAN

Wow. You really threw Romo under the bus there, Coach.

MATT FLYNN

Knowing Romo, he was probably intercepted by a passing dump truck.

RIMSHOT

BA-DUM-TSSSS. Reluctantly.

JASON GARRETT

You see? That is EXACTLY the type of snarky comment he fears from you hooligans.

RYAN TANNEHILL

Well, he shouldn’t be afraid to join us. After all, Tony Romo’s not the only aging star who failed to deliver some 4th quarter magic yesterday.

RYAN TANNEHILL

‘CAUSE ME AND MY DOLPHINS SHUT DOWN TOM BRADY’S LAST SECOND COMEBACK ATTEMPT!

COLIN KAEPERNICK

GO 'PHINS! WHOOOOOOO!

TOM BRADY

SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. That #1 seed in the AFC was ours, and we LOST IT!

TOM BRADY

AND ALL BECAUSE WE CAN’T KEEP ANY QUALITY RECEIVERS ON THIS ROSTER!

TOM BRADY

They all either end up in Denver, the training room, or a federal penitentiary.

ROB GRONKOWSKI

Dude, this SUCKS. I’m out for the rest of the year with a frigging knee injury

RGIII

I hear ya. I’m still recovering from my knee injury last season.

JOE FLACCO

Huh. Seems like guys named Robert with a surname that starts with “G” sure do suffer a lot of knee injuries.

BEARS CENTER ROBERTO GARZA

(runs away screaming)

BEARS CENTER ROBERTO GARZA

(trips, falls, shatters both kneecaps)

RYAN TANNEHILL

HAHAHA BRADY! WE INTERCEPTED YOU IN THE END ZONE TO WIN THE GAME!

CINCINNATI BENGALS

WE DID THAT ALSO!

CAROLINA PANTHERS

US TOO!

AARON RODGERS

Brady, your lack of clutch in the closing minutes of games this year is positively Romo-like

CARSON PALMER

Oh yes. Very Romo-esque

TOM BRADY

LEAVE TONY ROMO ALONE. I finally see how unfair it is to get criticized for close losses that aren’t completely the QB’s fault.

RYAN TANNEHILL

Well Brady, everytime you win you pull that “now I get to bang your wife” stunt. So I guess the balls are in the other court now, aren’t they?

SAM BRADFORD

I had my balls out in a court once.

SAM BRADFORD

But the judge insisted that I put my hand on the Bible instead to swear my oath.

TOM BRADY

So what the hell are you saying, Tannehill? You think you’re going to lay your grubby fumblemitts on my supermodel wife? THINK AGAIN, FISHFACE.

RYAN TANNEHILL

Uh, no. Not her. You.

TOM BRADY

You… you want to bang me?

TOM BRADY

Hey Tannehill, don’t get me wrong. You do look remarkably like a chick and all, but I’d still rather not…

LAUREN TANNEHILL

No Brady, he means that you and I are gonna hump like alley cats tonight.

PHILIP RIVERS

Lauren Tannehill? Wife of Dolphins QB Ryan Tannehill and star of at least 85% of my masturbatory fantasies?

TOM BRADY

So let me get this straight, Ryan Tannehill’s Wife. Since your husband lucked into a totally undeserved victory against me, I get to sleep with you again?

TOM BRADY

‘Cause, you know, I’m totally cool with that.

LAUREN TANNEHILL

Yes, but with one twist: Since you lost, you get to be the catcher to my pitcher.

LAUREN TANNEHILL

SO BITE THE PILLOW, PATSY McCHOKER. ‘CAUSE ME AND MY STRAP-ON “GOLIATH” ARE COMING IN DRY!

E.J. MANUEL

Whoa. So Lauren Tannehill is gonna buttrape Tom Brady?

COLIN KAEPERNICK

I have the weirdest boner right now.

SAM BRADFORD

That’s exactly what I said. But the judge refused to accept it as an oath.

PEYTON MANNING

MAKE WAY, MERE MORTALS. THE NEWLY CROWNED “SPORTS ILLUSTRATED SPORTSMAN OF THE YEAR IS HERE!”

PETER KING still thinks that Brett Favre should have won it.

PEYTON MANNING

THIS AWARD PROVES THAT PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING IS MORE TALENTED, HONORABLE, AND GRACIOUS THEN ALL THE REST OF YOU CUNTBUBBLES PUT TOGETHER!

NICK FOLES

Well Manning, it sounds like this award is giving you… quite a big head.

NICK FOLES

What, no “rimshot” for that?

RIMSHOT

Hell no. That was fucking awful.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Calm down, Manning. That Sportsman of the Year thing is nothing more than an empty award designed to sell magazines.

PEYTON MANNING

WRONG, TURTLEDICK. Only the most deserving and noble athletes take home this prestigious trophy.

MARK McGWIRE

Previous winner here!

SAMMY SOSA

There’s one on my mantel too!

LANCE ARMSTRONG

I use mine to hold my syringes full of bull semen!

PHILIP RIVERS

Manning, you of all people should be a little humble today.

PHILIP RIVERS

After all, my Chargers just HUMILIATED your division-leading Broncos on your home field last Thursday!

PEYTON MANNING

Rivers, the only reason you managed to lob a couple of lucky TDs against us is that the thin Colorado air somehow floated two of your wobbly passes into the flailing arms of your receivers.

ALEX SMITH

You know Manning, I can’t help but recall your prediction that my Chiefs would falter down the stretch while your Donkeys would surge into the playoffs.

ALEX SMITH

OUR TWO GAME WINNING STREAK AND TIE FOR FIRST PLACE IN THE DIVISION SEEMS TO SUGGEST OTHERWISE.

PEYTON MANNING

Smith, you beat the Raiders. The runners-up in last year’s Puppy Bowl could probably beat the Raiders by at least two touchdowns.

ALEX SMITH

Oh Manning. Is your massive forehead just throbbing with jealousy knowing that my perfect QB rating of 158.3 guided the Chiefs to victory yesterday?

JAMAAL CHARLES

My 5 touchdowns also helped somewhat. Ass.

FANTASY FOOTBALL GEEKS are all in nerd heaven over this.

PHILIP RIVERS

You know Manning, with your late-season collapses and penchant for game-losing INTs, you’re really nothing more than a pizza-shilling, big headed, Tony Romo wannabe.

PEYTON MANNING

Hey, do NOT badmouth Tony Romo. If my loss last week taught me anything, it’s that Romo and I both get way too much blame for crap that we can’t control.

PEYTON MANNING

I only wish he was here so I could tell him I can finally sympathize with him.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

GUESS WHO ELSE BEAT A DIVISION LEADER YESTERDAY? I’LL GIVE YOU A HINT: HE WEARS A BLACK AND YELLOW UNIFORM, IT SAYS “ROETHLISBERGER” ON HIS JERSEY, AND HIS NAME IS BEN ROETHLISBERGER!!!

MATT STAFFORD

OOH. IS IT JOE FLACCO?!

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

NO, IT’S BEN ROETHLISBERGER!!! I BEAT ANDY DALTON’S BENGALS LAST NIGHT!!!

ANDY DALTON

JERK OFF WITH SANDPAPER, ANUSBURGER!

KEVIN HUBER

GUNH! MUH MUTH ITH THORE!

PHILIP RIVERS

Bengals punter Kevin Huber? Who was blocked so hard last night on a kick return that his jaw was broken?

KEVIN HUBER

YETH, THATH MEH

KEVIN HUBER

AHW! MAH FAITH URTZ!

ANDREW LUCK

Your faith Urtz??

E,J, MANUEL

His face hurts.

MATT RYAN

Well, that’s why violent special teams takedowns should be left to the professionals.

JOE FLACCO

Like Mike Tomlin

RIMSHOT

Not a chance in hell do you get a rimshot for that, Flacco.

ANDY DALTON

That loss really hurt us. We could’ve moved up to the #2 seed!

DREW BREES

Instead you solidified your hold on the not-so-coveted title of “Ginger Matt Ryan”

BRANDON WEEDEN

Then what does that make me?

CARSON PALMER

Ginger JaMarcus.

ANDY DALTON

Well, you won’t hear me picking on Tony Romo anytime soon. After that loss of mine, I’m in no position to judge him for anything.

MATT CASSEL

Well I’M in a position to judge Nick Foles. And I find him guilty of SUCKING MY BALLS TO THE TUNE OF 48-30! HAHAHA.

NICK FOLES

Cassel, I hope Jared Allen mistakes you for Bambi during his next bow-hunting trip.

MATT CASSEL

Yep. It turns out that all we needed to beat a divisional leader was to bench the dead weight on our team and give ME the ball instead.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Bench your dead weight? Like Christian Pongles?

MATT CASSEL

Like Adrian Peterson

ADRIAN PETERSON

CASSEL I WILL CRUSH YOUR HEAD LIKE AN ORANGE PEANUT.

NICK FOLES

Cassel, you do realize I had more touchdowns AND more yards than you, right?

MATT CASSEL

Oh, Foles. If touchdowns and yardage were the true measure of a QB’s success, then we’d all be talking about Tony Romo’s five Super Bowl titles right now.

NICK FOLES

I don’t know why everyone’s slamming Romo. Thanks to MY stupid loss, we failed to gain any ground on his Cowboys despite their defeat.

CAM NEWTON

Oh, but guess who DID gain ground? CAM NEWTON, INTO A 1st PLACE TIE WITH DREW BREES’ STUMBLING, BUMBLING SAINTS.

DREW BREES

DIE, NEWTON.

CAM NEWTON

AHAHAHA. Oh Brees. Cam Newton thinks it’s HILARIOUS that you stubbed your toe against a weak sister like the Rams.

CAM NEWTON

Now after we beat you next week, we’ll take over first place in the division while YOU’LL drop down into that Wild Card wasteland.

CAM NEWTON

So have fun playing in those snowy outdoor playoff games come January. We all know how much your team just thrives in those conditions. HAHAHA.

DREW BREES

GODDAMMIT. I refuse to accept that my team lost to a QB with a cartoon dog name like “Kellen Clemens”

KELLEN CLEMENS

SUCK IT DREW BREES. You know, on a failure scale of 1-10, with “1” being success, and “10” being Tony Romo, your performance yesterday was definitely in the 8.5-ish range.

DREW BREES

SAY WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT ME CLEMENS, BUT LEAVE TONY ROMO OUT OF THIS.

DREW BREES

I finally understand now what it feels like to be scrutinized and harassed for an occasional late-season meltdown.

JOSH McCOWN

Well I am LOVING the fact that all these divisional leaders keep losing.

JOSH McCOWN

If the trend continues tonight with a Lions loss to Baltimore. My Bears move back into first place!

JAY CUTLER

YOUR Bears? I’m back from my injury now, McClown. The Bears are MY team.

MATT STAFFORD

Hee-hee. “McClown.” That’s clever on so many levels.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

IT RHYMES, AND IT IMPLIES HE’S A CLOWN.

JAY CUTLER

It felt DAMN good to get back out there and take control of my team.

JASON CAMPBELL

You threw 2 picks in the first half.

AARON RODGERS

It’s like you never left, Jay!

DREW BREES

I still can’t get over the fact that ALL the divisional leaders lost yesterday.

NICK FOLES

Well, I suppose we can take some consolation in the fact that we’re all in the same boat

ANDY DALTON

True. Since we all lost, each of us gets to share in the misery.

RUSSELL WILSON

Except for those of us that won 23-0

TOM BRADY

WILSON I WILL CHOKE YOU WITH LAUREN TANNEHILL’S OVERSIZED RUBBER PENIS!

PEYTON MANNING

AND THEN BASH YOUR SKULL IN WITH MY GOOD SPORTSMANSHIP TROPHY!

NICK FOLES

PLUS SIC A COUPLE OF DOGS ON YOU FROM MICHAEL VICK’S SECRET ROTTWEILLER STASH!

DREW BREES

BEFORE FINALLY DROWNING YOU IN A 50-GALLON VAT OF POISONED NYQUIL!

KEVIN HUBER

GUH FAAK YUHTHELF, WILTHEN!

ANDREW LUCK

With all due respect, may I also remind you gentlemen that my Colts are on top of our division, and we beat the Texans yesterday?

PEYTON MANNING

SHUT THOSE PUSSYFLAPS YOU CALL LIPS, LUCK. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR ENDLESS BOASTING.

TOM BRADY

FOR CHRIST’S SAKE LUCK, CAN’T YOU SHOW SOME CLASS FOR ONCE?

ANDREW LUCK

You’re right, of course. I sincerely apologize for my arrogant outburst. My god, I was more monster than man.

RICHARD SHERMAN

HOW IN THE HELL DID I THROW FIVE INTERCEPTIONS YESTERDAY?!?!?

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Shouldn’t that have been Eli Manning’s line?

RICHARD SHERMAN

It was. But I picked it off.

RIMSHOT

THAT WAS TERRIBLE. NO RIMSHOT FOR YOU!

DREW BREES

I just can’t believe Tony Romo didn’t show up for this entire convo. It’s not the same without him.

TOM BRADY

I wish he was here. We could tell him that since all us divisional leaders lost, we can now totally empathize with how he feels.

ANDY DALTON

Hear, hear. That poor guy has nothing to feel ashamed about.

PEYTON MANNING

I wish I could apologize to him for all the stuff I’ve said to him over the years

NICK FOLES

I just want to let him know that I respect him and would truly like to be his friend.

DREW BREES

We all do, Nick. We all do.

TONY ROMO

You… you guys really mean that?

TOM BRADY

HAHAHAHAHA NICE CHOKE JOB ROMO!!!

PEYTON MANNING

BA-HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!

ANDY DALTON

ROFL ROFL ROFL x 1,000,000!!!!!!

TONY ROMO

GODDAMMIT!

DREW BREES

THANK GOD YOU’RE HERE ROMO!

NICK FOLES

I WAS FEELING SO BAD ABOUT MY SHITTY LOSS YESTERDAY

NICK FOLES

BUT YOUR PRESENCE REMINDS ME THAT GINORMOUS FAIL-A-THON OF YOURS WAS WAY, WAY SHITTIER.

TONY ROMO

I HATE YOU ASSHOLES FOR ALWAYS DOING THIS TO ME!

ANDY DALTON

ROMO, A MILLION HOOVERS VACCUUMING A MILLION CARPETS WOULDN’T SUCK AS MUCH AS YOU DID YESTERDAY!

TONY ROMO

Our defense gave up 5 straight TDs in the 2nd half! It clearly wasn’t all my faul…

TOM BRADY

ROMO, A MILLION BABIES NURSING FROM A MILLION TITTIES WOULDN’T SUCK AS BADLY AS YOU DID YESTERDAY!

TONY ROMO

Listen, I have one of the highest December QB ratings in NFL history! The notion that I choke in December is nothing more than a common misconcept…

PEYTON MANNING

ROMO, A MILLION JAY CUTLER’S MOMS DURING A MILLION SHORE LEAVES STILL WOULDN’T SUCK AS MUCH AS YOU DID YESTERDAY!

TONY ROMO

YOU GUYS SAID YOU UNDERSTOOD!

DREW BREES

Oh we understand, all right.

TOM BRADY

We understand that no matter how badly ANY of us fuck up, nothing we ever do will be as sorry as that colossal Cowboys collapse of yours yesterday.

TONY ROMO

Okay, fine. Make fun of me all you want. But if my Cowboys win our last two games, we still win the division!

AARON RODGERS

Right, right. And what dates are those last two games again?

TONY ROMO

The 22nd and 29th.

AARON RODGERS

Of what month?

TONY ROMO

December, obviously.

AARON RODGERS

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR DIVISION TITLE, PHILADELPHIA!

RIMSHOT

That’s it. I’m out of here.

NFL QBs on Facebook: “Fallen Leaders”

75 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 11:53 am

    Hilarious convo once again. One thing – its Mark McGwire, not Mark McGuire.

  2. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 11:56 am

    Can’t stop laughing at Lauren Tannehill’s comments….

  3. Hawk Attack

    December 16, 2013 at 11:56 am

    Pretty sure Nick Foles was supposed to say: “I don’t know why everyone’s slamming Romo. Thanks to MY stupid loss, we failed to gain any ground on his Cowboys despite their defeat.”

  4. Cobra

    December 16, 2013 at 11:56 am

    NICK FOLES
    Foles, I hope Jared Allen mistakes you for Bambi during his next bow-hunting trip.

  5. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 11:59 am

    Papa Johns, bitches!!

  6. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 11:59 am

    Hahaha. All that buildup for Romo, you could see it coming a mile away, but I was still rolling and in tears when he finally came up.

    Russel Wilson = pure gold as usual.

    Awesome read this week!

  7. Jahn

    December 16, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    NICK FOLES
    Foles, I hope Jared Allen mistakes you for Bambi during his next bow-hunting trip.
    4 hours ago .

    MATT CASSEL
    I don’t know why everyone’s slamming Romo. Thanks to MY stupid loss, we failed to gain any ground on his Cowboys despite their defeat.


    Those two posts should be Cassell and Foles, not Foles and Cassel.

  8. Omar

    December 16, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    NICK FOLES
    Foles, I hope Jared Allen mistakes you for Bambi during his next bow-hunting trip. I think you either meant to take out the Foles or put someone else’s name in his place

  9. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    I think a couple of the Foles and Cassel lines are messed up, but other than that, another great one this week. I was just waiting for Romo to come in and I wasn’t dissapointed. Keep up the good work.

  10. savestheclash

    December 16, 2013 at 12:00 pm

    Wondering if the last Matt Cassel line should actually be Nick Foles?

  11. Ben Roethlisberger

    December 16, 2013 at 12:01 pm

    “I don’t know why everyone’s slamming Romo. Thanks to MY stupid loss, we failed to gain any ground on his Cowboys despite their defeat.”

    This should be Foles, instead of Cassell, right?

  12. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 12:01 pm

    Saw the ending coming a mile away, but that didn’t make it any less satisfying! Someone needs to proofread the Cassel and Foles lines because there was a line you gave Cassel that Foles should have had.

  13. Chrth

    December 16, 2013 at 12:02 pm

    I foresee Jerry Jones trying to sign Rimshot for next season

  14. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    Kellen Clemens..finally

  15. Phinsanity

    December 16, 2013 at 12:03 pm

    Man, Adrian Peterson mentioning an orange peanut had me crackin’ up. Great post as always!

  16. Rocco Davis

    December 16, 2013 at 12:04 pm

    Mark McGwire.

  17. Chrth

    December 16, 2013 at 12:04 pm

    The funniest thing about the opening of the convo? Lynn Dickey has a double-letter name too. http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/198209120gnb.htm

  18. cheese

    December 16, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    After Romo’s choke job yesterday I was so looking forward to the Romo bashing, and was disappointed for almost the whole convo, but finally at the end oh that was glorious!

  19. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    I was just waiting for romo to show up. After watching him fail so badly last night, waiting to see him in this convo was like trying to sleep on Christmas Eve. You never dissappoint me, PFM!

  20. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    My coworkers are looking at me funny, because I busted out laughing when Romo finally showed up to the convo

  21. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    Aaaaahhhh! Thank you PFM. Thank you.

  22. Sam Mahan

    December 16, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    I think foles/Cassel got kinda screwed up with in a couple of spots like foles insulted himself and Cassel said something about “MY loss” when it was files that lost. But definitely as hilarious as always

  23. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    ya gotta fix Foles and Cassel’s exchange.. the names are mixed up.

  24. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    MATT CASSEL

    I don’t know why everyone’s slamming Romo. Thanks to MY stupid loss, we failed to gain any ground on his Cowboys despite their defeat

    Should be nick foles? Still great job, love the column, hilarious stuff week-to-week :-)

  25. Justin

    December 16, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    I could see the Romo ending coming from a mile away, and yet I still LOL’d when it finally delivered. Truly the sign of a quality QB on FB Convo. Well done!

    One correction though, when Matt Cassel and Nick Foles are talking about their game, Foles says:

    “Foles, I hope Jared Allen mistakes you for Bambi during his next bow-hunting trip.”

    Where I think it should be:

    “Cassel, I hope Jared Allen mistakes you for Bambi during his next bow-hunting trip.”

    Again though, great stuff, once again the highlight of my Monday!

  26. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 12:39 pm

    Hilarious! When the Dolphins won, i thought “I can’t wait to see what Brady is like on PFM”.

  27. King D

    December 16, 2013 at 12:45 pm

    I thought at the end they would just have every qb in the league laugh at romo. The way they did it was good too. This whole convo had my dying. Rimshot was so pissed off LOL. PFM on fire these last couple of weeks.

  28. King D

    December 16, 2013 at 12:46 pm

    Am i the only one who laughed loud as fuck when Stafford and Ben double explained the joke?

  29. Kam Srak

    December 16, 2013 at 12:50 pm

    Andrew Luck made the single greatest entry I’ve ever seen on PFM. I was dying of laughter.

  30. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 12:57 pm

    Best of the year so far!!! The end with Romo was classic. Absolutely loved Huber yelling at Wilson and bashing Luck for being classless. ..bwahahahahaha

  31. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 1:02 pm

    That is the best one yet! You guys did great!

  32. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 1:26 pm

    Chiefs have a two game streak, not three. Otherwise, it was the highlight of my day.

  33. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 1:28 pm

    Awesoooome convo! Hilarious, laughed a lot!

  34. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 1:29 pm

    NICK FOLES
    Foles, I hope Jared Allen mistakes you for Bambi during his next bow-hunting trip

    Shouldnt that say Cassel, I hope Jared Allen mistakes you for Bambi during his next bow-hunting trip?

  35. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 1:32 pm

    Richard Sherman’s like had me rolling. And though I KNEW it was coming, I still laughed hard at Romo’s entrance and the reaction.

  36. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 1:34 pm

    Phillip Rivers introductions are the best….”Lauren Tannehill? Wife of Dolphins QB Ryan Tannehill and star of at least 85% of my masturbatory fantasies?”

  37. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 1:36 pm

    As a Saints fan – I don’t like anything “Seahawks”, but I still think the Rimshot should have given one up for the Richard Sherman “pick” line. LOL

  38. backup QB

    December 16, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    they went too easy on Tony -sucks in december- Romo

  39. r

    December 16, 2013 at 1:54 pm

    as a skins fan – thank for not disappointing yesterday romo = best monday text convo ever!!!!

  40. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    And the Chiefs are not #1 in the division. Denver has the tie-breaker because they beat them twice.

  41. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 2:17 pm

    Jamaal Charles’ line made my day, lol.

    And to the above commenter, it says “TIE FOR FIRST PLACE”. Learn to read.

  42. AJ Averill

    December 16, 2013 at 2:25 pm

    Foles calls Matt castle doles instead of castle like he should have

  43. Go Pack Go!!!

    December 16, 2013 at 2:27 pm

    I’m glad that we started off with the amazing 1 point win (again) from my GB packers! We need more sarcasm from Aaron Rodgers though bc he’s so quiet all the time!!

  44. MTDad

    December 16, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    Are you A**wipes not smart enough to figure out the minute mistakes these guys make just to make you laugh that you have to correct them? WTF? LOL like the rest of us and keep praising these guys for making you guys laugh! STFU! Oh, and Tom Brady using Lauren Tannehill’s dildo line was Hysterical!

  45. Hich

    December 16, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    Couple of quick fixes:
    Foles said “Foles, I hope Jared Allen mistakes you for Bambi…”
    I think he meant “Cassel”.
    Cassel talked about losing, but keeping the division over the Cowboys – I assume that was meant to be a Foles line.

    Also – DID ADRIAN PETERSON JUST MAKE A “BAD LIP READING” REFERENCE?!? AWESOME!!!!

    Oh, and Tannehill lording it over Brady and Lauren T. buttraping Brady just… It just completes my week, you guys. Seriously.

  46. LIaK

    December 16, 2013 at 2:58 pm

    Richard Sherman: “But I picked it off…”
    So classic. Would’ve been made better only if Maxwell (a second stringer) was in there somewhere…
    I really look forward to this on Mondays.

  47. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 3:20 pm

    PEYTON MANNING:
    Smith, you beat the Raiders. The runners-up in last year’s Puppy Bowl could probably beat the Raiders by at least two touchdowns.

    ROTFL! The Puppy Bowl tho? HAHAHA

  48. waitwhatbruins

    December 16, 2013 at 3:36 pm

    I’m giving Richard Sherman the rimshot that you wouldn’t. Wait, that didn’t come out right…neither did that. Shit……

  49. Ben R.

    December 16, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    I have the weirdest boner right now.

  50. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    Haha awesome

  51. Ryan K

    December 16, 2013 at 3:59 pm

    Saints fans hate Seahawks? I know we beat you this year, but didn’t notice any bad blood at or after the game. We were partying pretty tough with saints fans near the stadium afterward. Good crowd. Love New Orleans and it’s people.

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  53. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    Is the original NFL QBS on face book convo from week 2 last year still around somewhere?

  54. Amy Zonin Dalton

    December 16, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    Being a Tanny fan, I was looking forward to this all day! Great job!

  55. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 4:47 pm

    I think Nick Foles is supposed to be addressing Cassel, not himself

  56. Nemo

    December 16, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    All we were missing was Carson Palmer… eh.

  57. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 6:55 pm

    Knew the Brady loss and Dallas meltdown would lead to a hilarious condo. You guys did not disappoint. Best one ever!

  58. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 7:10 pm

    I love the kaepernick loving Miami, hate the stupid comments of people correcting shit on here thinking they discovered it! Please if you are that smart don’t say anything at all and just go with it… Peace

  59. Angela

    December 16, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    lol at “secret Rottweiler stash” :)

  60. Ryan

    December 16, 2013 at 7:41 pm

    Fuck you, Rimshot, that Richard Sherman line was solid gold!

  61. Anonymous

    December 16, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    LOVE the Sherman addition. Romo was beautiful…but the lead up to Wilson was priceless!!!!

  62. Anonymous

    December 17, 2013 at 1:21 am

    Ryan K.,as a neutral, third party observer, I think Saints fans might be a bit bitter about both the decibel record, and the Marshawn Lynch “get off bitch” run.

  63. M_J

    December 17, 2013 at 2:08 am

    The Richard Sherman line did it for me! I’m a Cowboys fan and please believe I was disappointed, but I already expected the game to lead off this convo.

    Oh and is this serious?

  64. Dave

    December 17, 2013 at 4:38 am

    Rivers is a great character!

    Lauren T buttraping Brady is classic, although I still like my idea for a phins win posted in last week’s comments (similar in that Lauren Tannehill is the one who takes the prize, but it is giselle who she takes with Brady saying “uh… can I watch?” RT “Me too…” and three other QBs “Me too”)

    But this was creative and I at least partially anticipated it

  65. Anonymous

    December 17, 2013 at 8:27 am

    Wait until the Monday Night Game is over!! Stafford, Romo choke jobs!

  66. Shifty Eyes

    December 17, 2013 at 12:52 pm

    So after last night’s game, Justin Tucker is Legatron, and I guess Lauren Tannehill is Pegatron.

  67. Dirk McLargehuge

    December 17, 2013 at 8:04 pm

    F’ing brilliant. Rothlisberger the moron is a riot.

  68. Robb Bessey

    December 17, 2013 at 9:07 pm

    Top of the convo could’ve included Lynn Dickey. Well done as usual!

  69. Anonymous

    December 18, 2013 at 12:05 am

    If Russell Wilson trolled Ben Roethlisberger, would Roethlisberger get the joke?
    Because Wilson passed him for most wins by a QB in the first two years of his career, you see.

  70. Anonymous

    December 18, 2013 at 4:24 pm

    ^No but now that you mention it I’m looking forward to their next matchup for that exact reason.

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  72. Anonymous

    December 21, 2013 at 6:29 am

    TOM BRADY: My quality receivers are all IN…..INjured, IN Denver or IN prison!!

  73. jinnyjinster

    December 21, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    Hey, can we get a reference next week to the fact that it’s change your Facebook profile picture into a pokemon month? e.g. Ben Roethlisberger as Psyduck, Andy Dalton as Growlithe, etc?

  74. Anonymous

    December 23, 2013 at 9:58 am

    Hurry up with this new one. Seattle got beat at home. Peyton broke Brady’s TD record. This one will be gold.

  75. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:21 am

    Funny how Gisele makes more money than all of those guys

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