NFL QBs On Facebook: ADORABLE

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Updated: November 10, 2014

ADORABLE

AARON RODGERS

Hey guys, I’m a little confused. I keep hearing that the Bears and Packers have a “rivalry.”

AARON RODGERS

But to be considered our rivals, wouldn’t Chicago have to actually WIN a game against us once in while? HAHAHAHA.

JAY CUTLER

STICK IT UP YOUR CHEESEHOLE RODGERS.

AARON RODGERS

Hey there, Cutler the Clusterfuck. Did you enjoy watching me ring up 42 points on your hapless team… ALL BY HALFTIME?

AARON RODGERS

LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL YOUR LESSER LOSERS. NONE OF YOU CAN COMPARE TO THE MIGHTY AA-ROD.

JAY CUTLER

Oh, you’re definitely a rod, all right.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BECAUSE “ROD” IS ANOTHER WAY TO SAY “PENIS”

AARON RODGERS

Hey Ben Roethlisberger, remember how you threw 6 TDs in each of your games the past two weeks? THAT’S SO ADORABLE.

AARON RODGERS

I did pretty much the same thing last night. Except that I threw SIX-COUNT-‘EM-SIX TDs… IN THE FIRST HALF ALONE.

AARON RODGERS

Yep. I pounded that defense like it was Jay Cutler’s Mom in a room full of certified accountants!

RGIII

Why would a room full of certified public accountants have sex with Jay Cutler’s mom?

AARON RODGERS

BECAUSE WHY SHOULD THEY BE DIFFERENT THAN EVERYONE ELSE? BAHAHAHAHAHA.

JAY CUTLER

LAUGH IT UP, DISCONT DOUBLE PUTZ.

JAY CUTLER

But just remember: after that game was over, I got to board a plane back to the major metropolitan city of Chicago, while YOU’RE stuck living in that podunk dairy-dumpster shithole of a town you call home.

JAY CUTLER

SO WHO’S THE LOSER NOW, HUH?

AARON RODGERS

Still you.

TOM BRADY

Seriously though, when IS Green Bay going to get their 2nd stoplight, anyway?

NICK FOLES

Right after they get their first one, probably.

DREW BREES

JIMMY GRAHAM! I’M CALLING YOU OUT, YOU GAME-LOSING, STONE-HAND HAVING, WEIRD ORANGE HAIR LOOKING DROPTICIAN.

JIMMY GRAHAM

ME? WHAT DID I DO?

DREW BREES

What did you do? Oh nothing. Just got FLAGGED FOR OFFENSIVE PASS INTERFERENCE TO NEGATE MY PERFECT GAME WINNING TOUCHDOWN AGAINST THE 49ers YESTERDAY, that’s all.

JIMMY GRAHAM

THAT WASN’T MY FAULT! That cheating Perrish Cox of the 49ers FLOPPED on the ground to draw the penalty. IT WAS FLAGRANT OVERACTING ON HIS PART.

JIMMY GRAHAM



PERRISH COX

Oh WOE IS ME. I fear I have been MORTALLY WOUNDED by the viciousness of the shove I received when James Graham VIOLENTLY and ILLEGALLY threw me to the ground during our sporting endeavors which occurred just yesternoon.

JIMMY GRAHAM

QUIT YOUR MELODRAMATIC BULLCRAP, COX. Everyone who saw that play knows you were FAKING.

PERRISH COX

James? Is... is that you? Good sir, I fear my injuries from the brutal pushing you gave me yesterday have worsened and I may be slipping away from this mortal coil.

PERRISH COX

EVERYTHING IS GOING DARK. TELL MY FAMILY THAT I LOVE THEM.

WILLIAM SHATNER

Man, what a ham that guy is.

DREW BREES

I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. WE HADN’T LOST AT HOME SINCE 2012!

SEAN PAYTON

THIS IS AWFUL!

ROB RYAN

THIS IS TERRIBLE!

COLIN KAEPERNICK

THIS REALLY SUCKS!

MATT RYAN

Why are you pissed Kaepernick?

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Why do you think? THE DOLPHINS LOST TO THE LIONS YESTERDAY. GODDAMMIT!!!

MATT RYAN

Yes, but aren’t you at least a little happy that your 49ers- the team you actually play for - beat the Saints?

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Oh did we end up winning that game? Sweet. I was too busy trying to tune the Miami game in on my helmet radio to notice.

JOE FLACCO

STOP EVERYTHING. We haven’t talked yet about that INSANELY bad game by Andy Dalton last Thursday against the Browns.

ANDY DALTON

Good. Let’s keep it that way.

TOM BRADY

10-33 for 86 yards? Three interceptions? A QB RATING OF 2.0?!?!?!

NICK FOLES

DALTON, YOU SUCK IN PRIMETIME MORE THAN THE “CSI,” “NCIS,” AND “HELL’S KITCHEN” TELEVISION FRANCHISES COMBINED.

ANDY DALTON

Okay, okay, so I may have had a slightly bad game…

TOM BRADY

BAD? Oh no Dalton, that game wasn't just bad.

TOM BRADY

That game was what happens when you mix "bad," "awful" and "horrendous" in a bowl, then spill it on the floor, and then a cat named "Terrible" licks it up, and shits it out later in a puddle of "fucking pathetic" diarrhea.

MATT FLYNN

Dalton, I had a higher QB rating than you by completing just one pass for 4 yards

SAM MARTIN

I had a higher QB rating than you just by attempting 2 passes, despite the fact that I’m a punter.

BLAKE BORTLES

I had a higher QB rating than you just by tying my shoelaces without accidentally shitting myself

COLIN KAEPERNICK

I’m actually surprised you pulled that off, Bortles.

ANDY DALTON

FUCK ALL YOU GUYS.

BRIAN HOYER

Meanwhile, I still have a HOYER-ECTION from whipping up on Dalton and the Bengals.

BRIAN HOYER

AND NOW THE BROWNS ARE IN FIRST PLACE IN THE AFC NORTH WHOOOO.

CLEVELAND FANS

IS THIS REAL LIFE?

BRIAN HOYER

Yep. So you can just call me butter baby, ‘cause I’m on a roll!

NICK FOLES

Geez, Hoyer. That “on a roll” joke is older than Brandon Weeden.

BRIAN HOYER

IMPOSSIBLE. NOTHING IS OLDER THAN BRANDON WEEDEN.

ALEX SMITH

So Andy Dalton laid a gigantic turd in primetime? Not surprising.

ALEX SMITH

But I’ll tell you what is surprising. The Jets actually WON yesterday.

TOM BRADY

NO WAY?!

ALEX SMITH

YES WAY!

TOM BRADY

IN FOOTBALL?

ALEX SMITH

APPARENTLY, YES.

MICHAEL VICK

DAMN STRAIGHT. WE BEAT THE STEELERS 20-13!

MICHAEL VICK

YOU SEE? I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE STARTER ALL ALONG! THE COACHES MADE A BIG MISTAKE KEEPING ME ON THE BENCH ALL SEASON.

REX RYAN

But how can that be? I normally have such a keen eye for quarterback talent.

GENO SMITH

(tries to tie shoes, accidentally shits himself)

COLIN KAEPERNICK

So much for that hot streak Ben Roethlisberger was on. The Jets defense CRUSHED him yesterday.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

I FORGOT HOW TO FOOTBALL.

NICK FOLES

Ben’s numbers weren’t that bad. He had 343 yards and a TD.

JOE FLACCO

Well, his 80 yard scoring pass near the end of he game saved his statline. Otherwise it would've been a shitshow of Dalton-esqe proportions

ANDY DALTON

NO SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU GUYS.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

WELL, IT WAS STILL NICE TO VISIT NEW YORK ANYWAY.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

I ALWAYS ENJOY SPENDING TIME IN THE BIG EASY.

RGIII

That’s the nickname for New Orleans Ben, not New York.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

MOTOR CITY IS BEAUTIFUL THIS TIME OF YEAR.

RGIII

That’s Detroit, Ben.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

IT SURE WAS FUN TRAVELING TO EMERALD CITY.

RGIII

That’s Oz, Ben.

TONY ROMO

Don’t look now Assbags, but the Cowboys are BACK.

TONY ROMO

THANKS TO MY GUTSY 14-POINT THRASHING OF THE LONDON JAGUARS ON THEIR SOON-TO-BE HOME CONTINENT. HAHAHA.

BLAKE BORTLES

ROMO, I WILL GIVE YOU A SPINAL TAP WITH A JACKHAMMER.

TONY ROMO

I PASSED FOR 3 TDs! 0 INTs! And all with an annoying, nagging pain in my back.

JERRY JONES

HEY ROMO. I WAS THINKING ABOUT TAKING OVER THE PLAYCALLING FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR, WHADDYA THINK?

TONY ROMO

And there he is now.

NICK FOLES

Oh, calm your squirting mammaries there, BrokeBack Romo. You only beat the JAGUARS for God’s sake.

NICK FOLES

You should just be glad that you and that Jenga spine of yours got out of England in one piece.

MATT RYAN

Well if he HAD re-injured his back, he would’ve been in luck, because London has universal health care.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

PLUS IN LONDON, PEOPLE USE DINOSAURS AS FORKLIFTS AND PTERODACTYLS AS RECORD PLAYERS.

RGIII

You’re thinking of Bedrock, Ben.

TOM BRADY

Well I hope you scored some sweet British Monarchy tail while you were there, Romo.

TONY ROMO

What? No.

TOM BRADY

HAH! Big mistake. When my Pats played in London, I DEFINITELY got my royal scepter polished, if you know what I mean.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

HE’S TALKING ABOUT GETTING HIS FURNITURE CLEANED.

TOM BRADY

No, Rape Ape. I’m talking about having sex with the Queen.

BRIAN HOYER

QUIT LYING BRADY. There’s no way you had sex with the Queen.

TOM BRADY

THE FUCK I DIDN’T. I buttered Queen Elizabeth the First’s English Muffin the entire week we were in London.

TEDDY BRIDGEWATER

I believe you mean Queen Elizabeth the Second. Queen Elizabeth the First died 400 years ago.

TOM BRADY

No, she’s the one I mean. I had her old bones exhumed from the royal graveyard.

TOM BRADY

See, I heard that she was a huge prude back in her day. So long story short, SHE AIN'T A “VIRGIN QUEEN” ANYMORE. HAHAHA.

JOE FLACCO

JESUS CHRIST. You dug up a 500-year old corpse and had sex with her rotting flesh?

ALEX SMITH

This story is getting awfully hard to fap to.

SAM BRADFORD

Speak for yourself.

MATT STAFFORD

HEY EVERYONE: MY LIONS ARE 7-2!

MATT STAFFORD

WE HAVE FOUR STRAIGHT WINS AND WE’RE STILL ON TOP OF OUR DIVISION, WHOOOOO!

MATT STAFFORD

Yep. So you can just call me “an entire box of jelly doughnuts,” Because I'M ON A ROLL, BABY.

MATT RYAN

Stafford, you idiot. You can't put an entire box of jelly doughnuts on a single roll.

ANDY REID

Speak for yourself.

RYAN TANNEHILL

NOOOO! WE NEEDED THAT GAME!

RYAN TANNEHILL

A win would’ve moved us up to 2nd in the division. WHY CAN’T WE SEEM TO GET PAST BUFFALO?

CAM NEWTON

Ooh, ooh. “Things no NFC team has ever said in a Super Bowl?”

AARON RODGERS

JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU’RE FOOLING HERE, STAFFORD?

AARON RODGERS

Your stupid Lions winning a few games was a cute novelty for a little while. BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

AARON RODGERS

I AM THE MIGHTY AARON RODGERS, and everyone knows that the PACKERS will be the ones to win the NFC North.

AARON RODGERS

So knock off all this ridiculous “top of the division” crap and GET BACK UNDER MY ASS WHERE YOU BELONG!

CAM NEWTON

Ooh, ooh. “Things Brandon Moore’s butt says to Mark Sanchez’s face?”

OKAY, THAT’S THE LAST BUTTFUMBLE JOKE maybe

TOM BRADY

What’s the deal with teams that are usually shitty suddenly getting good this year?

COLIN KAEPERNICK

I know, right? The Lions are actually in first place? And the Browns too?

JOE FLACCO

Hell, even the Cardinals keep on winning games somehow.

CARSON PALMER

Who cares about the win? I SHREDDED MY KNEE YESTERDAY!

CARDINALS FANS

NOOOOOOO!

CARSON PALMER

NOW I’M GOING TO MISS THE REST OF THE SEASON!

BRUCE ARIANS

NOOOOOOOO!

CARSON PALMER

AND IT HAPPENED JUST DAYS AFTER I SIGNED A HUGE CONTRACT WITH OVER $20 MILLION OF GUARANTEED CASH!

CARDINALS OWNER BILL BIDWELL

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

ALEX SMITH

You’re so lucky you signed that deal before you got hurt, Palmer. You should go out and spend that cash now that you have lots of free time.

TONY ROMO

When I got my new contract, I splurged on a big house

COLIN KAEPERNICK

When I got my new contract, I splurged on a big car

SAM BRADFORD

When I got my new contract, I splurged on my big sister.

CARSON PALMER

DON’T YOU GET IT? My Cardinals were cruising toward a Super Bowl berth in our HOME STADIUM! But now our offense will be stuck with some shitty 2nd string QB!

NICK FOLES

Could be worse. It could be a 3rd string QB.

TOM BRADY

Or worse yet. It could be a practice squad QB.

BRIAN HOYER

Or worse still. It could be Andy Dalton.

ANDY DALTON

FOR REAL. FUCK ALL OF YOU GUYS

PEYTON MANNING

HO-HUM. A 24-POINT VICTORY FOR PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING OVER THE WRETCHED RAIDERS.

PEYTON MANNING

You know, no big deal. I just tossed FIVE PERFECT PASSING TDs like the unstoppable gridiron god that I am.

AARON RODGERS

A MERE 5 TDs? OH, YOU’RE ADORABLE, MANNING. I THREW 6 IN JUST TWO QUARTERS OF PLAY.

PEYTON MANNING

TALK TO ME WHEN YOU HAVE OVER 500 TDs IN YOUR CAREER, RODGERS

AARON RODGERS

AT THE RATE I’M GOING, I MIGHT THROW THAT MANY DURING THE FIRST HALF OF NEXT WEEK’S GAME.

PEYTON MANNING

BIG FUCKING WHOOP. I still lead the league this season with 29 TDs.

PEYTON MANNING

Meanwhile my "fucks given" stat remains the same as Derek Carr’s 2014 win total.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

HE SAYING THAT HE GIVES ZERO FUCKS, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MANY WINS THE RAIDERS HAVE.

PEYTON MANNING

And now that I’ve conducted my yearly disemboweling of the Raiders defense, I can get the hell out of their prison riot of a city.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

THEY SAY YOU WILL NEVER FIND A MORE WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY THAN OAKLAND.

RGIII

You’re thinking of Mos Eisley Spaceport, Ben.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Actually no, it applies to Oakland as well.

ALEX SMITH

DON’T COUNT YOUR AFC WEST TITLE JUST YET, MANNING. My Chiefs won our FOURTH game in a row yesterday. We’re still VERY much in the division race.

PEYTON MANNING

YOU, Smith? Please. DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH.

TOM BRADY

No seriously, don’t. The bolts in his neck will fall out.

PEYTON MANNING

There’s no WAY we’re not going to win the AFC West. After beating the Raiders, our division record is a perfect 3-0!

RUSSELL WILSON

Just like my record against the entire Manning family in 2014.

ELI MANNING

WILSON, I WILL DRESS YOU IN A TODDLER’S OUTFIT THAT WILL LIKELY BE WAY TOO BAGGY ON YOU, THEN PAY ADRIAN PETERSON TO BABYSIT YOU FOR THE DAY AT “BIG HEAVY SWITCHES ‘R’ US”

NICK FOLES

Speaking of, it sounds like Adrian Peterson’s going to be reinstated any day now.

RAY RICE

Wait, A.P.’s coming back? Then I WANT TO BE REINSTATED TOO.

AARON HERNANDEZ

YEAH, ME TOO. REINSTATE ME.

O.J. SIMPSON

AND ME! REINSTATE ME ALSO!

ADOLF HITLER

JA! REINSTATUSTELLE ME N MICH AUCH!

BRIAN HOYER

Okay, that’s taking things WAY too far.

TONY ROMO

Yeah. There’s no WAY Ray Rice should be reinstated after what he did.

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE WAS EVEN MORE BEAST MODE THAN USUAL YESTERDAY, WHEN BEAST MODE WENT BEAST MODE ALL OVER PUNY GIANTS FOR FOUR TOUCHDOWNS.

RGIII

“Puny Giants?” Isn’t that an oxymoron?

TOM BRADY

Yep. Sort of like “Raiders victory.”

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

IT’S A CONTRADICTION IN TERMS.

AARON RODGERS

What’s that Lynch? You scored a mere four TDs yesterday? OH, YOU’RE ADORABLE.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Rodgers, for a guy who swears he's not gay, you sure do tell dudes that they’re “adorable” a lot.

AARON RODGERS

Yes but only to elite NFL players.

JOE FLACCO

What? But you’ve never called me ador… OH FUCK OFF.

TOM BRADY

Well I can’t WAIT to get back on the field next week. BYE WEEKS ARE SO BORING.

TOM BRADY

I spent my entire week “wrestling the giant anaconda.” And by that or course, I mean masturbating.

PEYTON MANNING

Meanwhile, I hear Andrew Luck spent HIS bye week in the film room going over tiny details.

PEYTON MANNING

In other words masturbating.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

THEY’RE SAYING HE WAS MASTURBATING

PEYTON MANNING

I literally did just say that.

ANDREW LUCK

I’m looking forward to our game next Sunday night, Mr. Brady. It will be an honor to compete against your fine squad.

TOM BRADY

SAVE IT, LUCK. Your puny ponies don’t have a prayer against my mighty Patriots.

RYAN TANNEHILL

DON'T BE SO SURE, BRADY. The game is in Indianapolis after all.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

THEY CALL THAT “THE STEEL CITY”

RGIII

That’s Pittsburgh, Ben.

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  2. Guy who kisses penis

    November 12, 2014 at 3:18 pm

    *kisses penis*

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  5. ritak

    November 11, 2014 at 1:15 pm

    Thought it was pretty funny! Would like to see a Josh McCown reference.

  6. Anonymous

    November 11, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    And I thought Sam Bradford was the onl disgusting pervert in the qb convos. But I stand corrected.

  7. Spamlicker

    November 11, 2014 at 10:57 am

    The Emerald City is Seattle.

  8. Guy who kisses ass

    November 11, 2014 at 10:55 am

    *kisses ass*

  9. Jester

    November 10, 2014 at 9:10 pm

    I don’t know why so many people are dogging this edition. I thought it was hilarious, and some of your finest work to date. Of course, I’m a Raides fan, so my judgment may be suspect.

  10. Bob A

    November 10, 2014 at 5:41 pm

    This would be much better if there wasn’t a sex reference every single line. I remember when these were funny on a regular basis. Last week’s was great. I thought that maybe we were going back to the point where these would be really good every week. But not this. This might be the single worst convo ever. (Although considering how great the first two Opposite Days were, I was expecting a lot more from the one this year.)

    • Random

      November 10, 2014 at 6:13 pm

      Wilson losing his “trolljo” was pretty good.

  11. jdam

    November 10, 2014 at 5:16 pm

    I really thought there was going to be a Russell Wilson and Golden Tate trolling of agrees and Graham for the Fail Mary.

    • jdam

      November 10, 2014 at 5:16 pm

      *Brees

    • Bob A

      November 10, 2014 at 5:45 pm

      They probably won’t do that, Tate and Wilson aren’t on the same team anymore.

    • PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING

      November 18, 2014 at 11:12 am

      Why would it be Brees and Graham? The Fail Mary was against the Packers.

  12. Andrew Luck

    November 10, 2014 at 3:02 pm

    To be honest, this wasn’t very good, in my meager humble opinion sir.

    • PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING

      November 18, 2014 at 11:13 am

      FOR FUCK’S SAKE LUCK STOP BEING SUCH A CONCEITED ASS. WE DON’T NEED YOUR DAMN OPINION ALL THE TIME.

  13. dcfosho

    November 10, 2014 at 2:51 pm

    NCIS sucks? I disagree.

  14. AnonyMOOSE

    November 10, 2014 at 2:42 pm

    This one sucked.

  15. Jim in NYC

    November 10, 2014 at 2:24 pm

    And quite frankly, there were times when I wondered if Bradford had hacked Brady’s Facebook account…

    • Random

      November 10, 2014 at 6:12 pm

      Right? I thought Brady was the egotistical type who prefer a live girl for the feedback.

  16. Jim in NYC

    November 10, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    William Shatner. William Fargin’ Shatner.

    I love you guys.

  17. mpeyton

    November 10, 2014 at 2:04 pm

    It sure is good to have Ben back to ‘normal’.

  18. Lordmoos3

    November 10, 2014 at 2:00 pm

    Technically, Russell Wilson is 3-1 against the Mannings in 2014.

    43-8 in SB 48 v. Peyton, 21-16 v. Peyton in preseason (The SB48 Vengeance Bowl) 26-20 v. Peyton, and 38-17 v. Eli.

    • laschus

      November 10, 2014 at 3:07 pm

      The preseason game was decided by Brock Osweiler and Terrelle Pryor, not Russell Wilson and Peyton Manning. So 3-0 is correct,

      • Lordmoos3

        November 10, 2014 at 3:10 pm

        To be *really* pedantic, one could say Wilson is 3-0-1 because the preseason game was a 7-7 tie when Wilson and Manning were pulled.

        But do we want to be that pedantic? I mean, let’s ask Bradford about a preseason tie game.

        • Sam Bradford

          November 12, 2014 at 3:24 pm

          You really want to know?

  19. Guy Who Whispers Penis

    November 10, 2014 at 1:53 pm

    *Whispers* Penis!

    • Bob A

      November 10, 2014 at 5:44 pm

      Will you ever just shut the fuck up??? I know you probably think its funny but its not and you’re the ONLY person who thinks its funny. Go away. You are a big part of what is ruining this once great website.

      • Random

        November 10, 2014 at 6:11 pm

        Just ignore it.

        • Bob A

          November 11, 2014 at 5:53 pm

          In case you haven’t noticed, we HAVE been ignoring it. And has it been working? NO! Because this fucking dumbass can’t pick up the hint that NOBODY LIKES HIM.

      • krondax

        November 11, 2014 at 12:04 pm

        Actually, your whining is far more annoying than the juvenile penis comment. Just saying

        • Bob A

          November 11, 2014 at 6:02 pm

          How clever. You create a second account to back up yourself. Nobody is falling for it.

  20. Guy Who Whispers Penis

    November 10, 2014 at 1:52 pm

    *Whispers* Penis

    • Brian Hoyer

      November 11, 2014 at 10:58 am

      Is that you Sam Bradford?

    • Bob A

      November 11, 2014 at 6:06 pm

      Leave this website. Nobody likes you. I speak for everyone on this website, and if anyone replies to this comment agreeing with you or calling me a whiner then I know you just made another account. The only reason nobody ever responds to your fucking retarded penis shit is because we all ignore you hoping you eventually go the fuck away but you don’t. Just fucking LEAVE already.

      • Sam Bradford

        November 12, 2014 at 3:25 pm

        Actually I enjoy his comments I get a boner every time.

    • Guy Who Hates The Guy Who Whispers Penis

      November 14, 2014 at 8:06 am

      *Whispers* FUCK OFF GUY WHO WHISPERS PENIS!

  21. PjNob1e

    November 10, 2014 at 1:49 pm

    First! On my birthday:O!

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