NFL QBs ON FACEBOOK: “TL; DR”

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Updated: September 22, 2014

TL DR 475

PEYTON MANNING

No no no NO NO NO GODDAMMIT NOOOOO!

PEYTON MANNING

I came SO close! I nearly pulled off that massive comeback against the Seahawks SINGLE-HANDEDLY.

RYAN TANNEHILL

This is a team sport, Manning. Nothing is done "single-handedly."

SAM BRADFORD

Except a squad of one-armed professional masturbaters competing fiercely in a ‘Single Handed Jack Off Jamboree.”

PEYTON MANNING

OH REALLY!? Well let's just count the ways all my worthless teammates failed to contribute, shall we?

PEYTON MANNING

FOR STARTERS, Montee Ball channeled his inner Manny Ramirez by turning the ball over ON OUR VERY FIRST GODDAMN PLAY!

MANNY RAMIREZ

Hey, that's not fair I… (Snaps ball)

PEYTON MANNING

And THEN, those orange road cones my team calls a defense allowed Russell Wilson to skip merrily down the field for the winning TD in overtime.

PEYTON MANNING

I DIDN’T EVEN GET MY HANDS ON THE BALL!

CAM NEWTON

Ooh, ooh. “Things Jay Cutler’s Mom says when she’s late to Lance Armstrong’s orgy?

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

HE ONLY HAS ONE TESTICLE, YOU SEE.

TONY ROMO

Wow, can you imagine the media's reaction if Manning had actually come back to win that game?

ALEX SMITH

ESPN already stands for “Eagerly Stroking Peyton’s Nuts” as it is.

PEYTON MANNING

And do you know the worst part? Russell SeaShrimp Wilson's going to come along any moment now with one of his of obnoxious troll mutterings.

RUSSELL WILSON

Great game Peyton. Good luck the rest of the season.

JAY CUTLER

Well, that was unexpected.

RUSSELL WILSON

You and your Broncos are a heckuva team. You gave us everything we could handle, and we're fortunate to have come away with a victory.

PEYTON MANNING

YOU DON'T FOOL ME, SHORT STACK! I’VE SEEN THIS TRICK BEFORE!

PEYTON MANNING

You're going to write a bunch of seemingly nice things to me, but the first letter of every sentence will spell out something like, "Peyton Manning’s forehead is so big even Colin Kaepernick couldn’t overthrow it,” right?”

RUSSELL WILSON

Why no, that's not what I was doing at all.

PEYTON MANNING

Then you must be embedding some kind of secret code into every reply that's going to translate into, "Peyton Manning threw up more ducks yesterday than the Loch Ness Monster with a stomach flu?”

RUSSELL WILSON

I’m not, honestly.

PEYTON MANNING

IF I READ YOUR COMMENTS BACKWARDS, THEY’LL SPELL “PEYTON MANNING BLOWS BILLYGOATS," RIGHT?

RUSSELL WILSON

No.

PEYTON MANNING

So how exactly ARE you planning on trolling me?

MATT RYAN

Dude. I think he just did.

TOM BRADY

DAMMIT. And to think I bet Russell Wilson fifty bucks that he couldn’t make Peyton Manning admit that he’s a big headed, duck-chucking, billygoat blowing loser.

ALEX SMITH

LOL!

RYAN TANNEHILL

LMAO!

JAY CUTLER

ROFLMAOAHMOALPPMI !

GENO SMITH

You might need to translate that last one.

JAY CUTLER

“Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Over How Much Of A Little Pussy Peyton Manning Is”

GENO SMITH

Of course.

AARON RODGERS

I’M WITH YOU PEYTON! FUCK THAT SEATTLE SUCKBASKET!

PHILIP RIVERS

You’ll never stop holding your grudge against Russell Wilson, will you Rodgers?

AARON RODGERS

HELL TO THE DISCOUNT-DOUBLE NO.

AARON RODGERS

I'm STILL so flummoxed about losing to that little Shitlord in the season opener, that I actually allowed Matt Stafford and his lame little Lions to beat me yesterday.

AARON RODGERS

AND LOSING TO THE LIONS MAKES ME WANT TO KICK BABIES!

MATT STAFFORD

YAY FOR US! THE DIVISION LEAD IS ALL OURS, WHOO-HOOOO!
#ByHalfAGameAnyway
#NoWayWeBlowThatLeadWithOnly13GamesLeft

AARON RODGERS

STAFFORD, THE ONLY THING LOWER THAN YOUR QB RATING IS ADRIAN PETERSON’S CHANCES OF LAUNCHING A NATIONAL CHAIN OF BABYSITTING CENTERS.

JOE FLACCO

Hey you guys? I think I might be in big trouble.

JOE FLACCO

See, the league’s really cracking down on domestic violence. And I just ABUSED BRIAN HOYER AND THE BROWNS IN THEIR OWN HOUSE 23-21. LOLOLOLOL.

TONY ROMO

What a close loss. That’s got to hurt if you’re a Browns fan.

ANDY DALTON

Well, they did got a big win last week. So they’ve pretty much reached their happiness quota for this decade anyway.

JOHN HARBAUGH

What a comeback! What a victory! WHAT A PROUD WEEK FOR THE ENTIRE BALTIMORE RAVENS ORGANIZATION!

JOHN HARBAUGH

WE SLIPPED BY THE BROWNS LIKE AN INCRIMINATING VIDEO OF RAY RICE PAST ROGER GOODELL’S OFFICE!

BLAKE BORTLES

Mark your calendars, Fuckwits. September 21, 2014. THE DAY THE BLAKE BORTLES ERA IN JACKSONVILLE BEGAN.

TOM BRADY

Okay, let me write that down: 9/21/14: Bortles era begins in JAX. Team loses 44-17. LOL.

BLAKE BORTLES

You can’t hold that loss against me. I was just a little rusty from all that bench time.

BLAKE BORTLES

I’ll feel much better once I get a few hits.

CAM NEWTON

"Ooh, ooh. "Things Josh Gordon says after receiving a package from his weed dealer?”

NICK FOLES

Hey do you guys know what “NFC” stands for?

GENO SMITH

Well, obviously, it stands for National Football Confer…”

NICK FOLES

WRONG. After powering the Eagles to a 3-0 start, the NFC is now the NICK FOLES CONFERENCE, BITCHES.

NICK FOLES

Did all you Dick Biscuits see the way I whipped those racist Redskins 37-34 yesterdOWWWWWW!

CHRIS BAKER

HA. TAKE THAT, COCKROCKET!

PHILIP RIVERS

Chris Baker? Redskins cheap-shot artist who illegally slammed Nick Foles in the back yesterday before getting into a fight with Eagles OT Jason Peters resulting in a dual ejection?

NICK FOLES

GODDAMMIT CHRIS BAKER, QUIT SNEAKING UP ON ME AND HITTING ME IN THE BACK!

JASON PETERS

FUCK YOU CHRIS BAKER! NO ONE KNOCKS MY QB TO THE TURF UNLESS IT’S IN A JANUARY PLAYOFF GAME!

CHRIS BAKER

OH YEAH? DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT FAT BOY! I’LL CUNT PUNT YOU SO HIGH YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE RICKY WILLIAMS ON VACATION IN JAMAICA.

REFS

TWEEEEEEET. YOU’RE BOTH EJECTED FROM THIS CONVO!

REFS

The NFL has a zero tolerance policy against big, strong athletes throwing punches on a football field. TAKE THAT VIOLENCE BACK TO THE ELEVATOR WHERE IT BELONGS.

KIRK COUSINS

You were just hella lucky to win that game, Foles. MY STATS WERE WAYYYYY BETTER THAN YOURS.

KIRK COUSINS

Therefore, you can just call me “KIRK FUCKING COUSINS.” Or “KFC” for short.

KIRK COUSINS

AND WHEN IT COMES TO THROWING A FOOTBALL, KFC DOES CHUCKIN’ RIGHT.

AARON RODGERS

OMG Cousins, that acronym was so bad that the Oakland Raiders just tried to draft it in the first round.

JAY CUTLER

Hey, speaking of bad acronyms, where’s RGIII?

MATT RYAN

Probably in New York somewhere, hiding from the media.

RYAN TANNEHILL

Huh?

MATT RYAN

You’re talking about the commissioner’s new nickname, right? “Roger Goodell Is Incredibly Ineffective?”

AARON RODGERS

Aaaand there’s the Raider’s 2nd round pick.

DREW STANTON

Oh Colin Kaepernick? CALLING COLIN KAEPERNICK!

DREW STANTON

I’ll bet that you never imagined that three games into the season, you’d be looking up at DREW STANTON AND THE 3-0 CARDINALS, DIDJA?

TOM BRADY

Actually, none of us thought that. Mainly because none of us had ever heard of you until like five days ago.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

FUCK YOU, DREW-WHATEVER-YOUR-NAME-IS.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

I’m still a highly paid, world-famous superstar, and you’re just some tackling dummy the Cardinals threw on the field while Carson Palmer’s ovary sprain heals up.

DREW STANTON

YEAH, WELL I’M UNDEFEATED, WHILE YOU’RE 1-2 AND CURRENTLY LEADING THE LEAGUE IN S.P.A.!

GENO SMITH

S.P.A.?

DREW STANTON

“Sadness per attempt.”

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

WELL MY STEELERS MADE THE JACKSOLINA PANTHUARS SAD WHEN WE GAVE THEM THEIR FIRST LOSS YESTERDAY IN TIME PRIME!

JOE FLACCO

Ben, I think you’re combining “Jacksonville Jaguars” and “Carolina Panthers” as one team, because they both joined the league at the same time two decades ago.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

NO JOE FLACCO, YOU’RE THINKING OF THE SEATTLE BAY BUCCAHAWKS.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

ANYWAY I CAN’T TAKE ALL THE CREDIT FOR OUR HARD THOUGHT VICTORY.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

OUR OUTSTANDING RUNNING GUYS, “THE VEON BELL” AND “THE GARRETTE BLOUNT,” TRULY CARRIED US TO VICTORY.

MATT RYAN

You mean LeVeon Bell and LeGarrette Blount?

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

I WAS TRANSLATING FROM THEIR NATIVE FRENCH.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

THEIR 263 COMBINED RUSHING YARDS IS A CREDIT TO THEIR HARD WORK AND DEDICATION

MIKE TOMLIN

Plus, I told them that the Panthers D-linemen were all undercover D.E.A. narcs trying to confiscate their pot.

AARON RODGERS

So the Panthers defense really gave up 37 ponts? Jeez, they got burned worse than Andy Dalton on a mildly sunny day

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BECAUSE HE'S SO PALE.

ANDY DALTON

Laugh it up, lose-masters. Your pathetic words cannot hurt me because I am protected with the FORCE FIELD OF UNDEFEATEDNESS.

ANDY DALTON

Three straight victories. First place in the division. I EVEN CAUGHT A FUCKING TOUCHDOWN YESTERDAY!

ANDY DALTON

Yes, ladies, I am earning EVERY PENNY of that massive $115 million contract I signed during the offseason.

ALEX SMITH

Holy shit, Dalton's deal is worth $115 mill?

JAY CUTLER

That’s a lot of Ginger Bread.

ANDY DALTON

Meanwhile, poor Jake Locker was pretty much PWHUA all day.

GENO SMITH

Okay, I’m getting pretty tired of asking what all these stupid acronyms mea…

ANDY DALTON

IT MEANS “PLAYING WITH HEAD UP ASS.” HAHAHAHA!

RICHARD SHERMAN

Oh, hey Peyton Manning. Just wanted to say thanks for all the MOLD passes yesterday.

GENO SMITH

Sigh. “Mold passes?”

KAM CHANCELLOR

He’s talking about all those“Manning Offensive Lame Ducks” that he sent quacking our way yesterday, LOLOL.

PEYTON MANNING

I’LL KILL YOU! SO HELP ME, I’LL EVISCERATE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU ILLEGAL-CONTACTING, JERSEY-GRABBING, LIP-FLAPPING SEAPIGEONS.

PEYTON MANNING

PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING IS THE FINEST ATHLETE TO EXIST SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME, AND HE DOES NOT THROW DUCKS!

SCROOGE McDUCK

No, you totally did.

DAFFY DUCK

You’re dithpicable.

DONALD DUCK

Wack-wack-wackwackwack.

AFLAC DUCK

AFLAC.

DREW BREES

I’M WITH YOU PEYTON. FUCK THOSE ANNOYING SEATTLE SQUAWKHEADS.

NICK FOLES

Why do you give a crap, Brees?

DREW BREES

Because those shitbirds beat my Saints TWICE last year, including once in the playoffs.

DREW BREES

And ever since Captain Munnerlyn of the Vikings BODY-SLAMMED me yesterday, I’ve been all, “DREW BREES RAGE-MODE ACTIVATED, BITCH!”

NICK FOLES

Well you got your first victory. So take a deep breath and relax.

DREW BREES

Okay, okay. I’m calming down. The urge to kill is shrinking, shrinking, shrinking.

TONY ROMO

Besides Drew, your Saints play my Cowboys next weekend in Dallas. That means we can hang out all week long!

DREW BREES

URGE TO KILL: RISING!

TONY ROMO

It’s gonna be AWESOME. Seven whole days of two BFFFF’s hanging out.

GENO SMITH

I really don’t want to know what that stands fo…

TONY ROMO

IT STANDS FOR “BEST FOOTBALL FRIENDS FOREVER, FINALLY!”

TONY ROMO

Since you beat the Vikings, and I beat the Rams this week, that makes us NFL equals, buddy!

TONY ROMO

We can totally swap tips on, you know, football playing style n’ junk.

DREW BREES

WE ARE NOT EQUALS, ROMO!

DREW BREES

I AM A HALL-OF-FAME WORTHY SIGNAL CALLER, WHILE THE ONLY THING LOWER THAN YOUR CHANCE OF MAKING THE HOF IS RAY RICE’S CHANCES OF SUCCESSFULLY LAUNCHING A 2nd CAREER AS A FEMININE HYGIENE SPRAY SPOKESMAN.

TONY ROMO

Look Drew, I’m not trying to smother you. Didn’t you get the text message I sent saying that I wanted to respect your space?

DREW BREES

Yes. Because you sent it 58 times.

TONY ROMO

WELL YOU WEREN’T RESPONDING. WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, WAIT ANOTHER THREE MINUTES?

PHILIP RIVERS

Hey, where the hell is E.J. Manuel? I NEED E.J. MANUEL TO SAY SOMETHING.

E.J. MANUEL

Um… hello?

PHILIP RIVERS

E.J. Manuel? Under-achieving QB of the formerly undefeated Buffalo Bills?

PHILIP RIVERS

EMPHASIS ON THE “FORMERLY!” HAHAHAHAHA.

E.J. MANUEL

Rivers, aren’t there any more wounded running backs you should be scraping off the turf somewhere?

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BECAUSE CHARGERS TAILBACKS ARE OFT-INJURED THESE DAYS.

PHILIP RIVERS

Hey, did you guys ever notice that an “E.J. Manuel” sounds like a fancy way of saying “handjob?”

E.J. MANUEL

And “Philip Rivers” is just a fancy way of saying “Tony Romo West.”

PHILIP RIVERS

Aw, don’t cry too much Handjob. After all, there’s no shame in losing to the eventual Super Bowl champions.

E.J. MANUEL

Please. The only thing lower than your playoff winning percentage is Roger Goodell's chances of successfully publishing a book titled "Effective methods of Crisis Management."

ELI MANNING

Speaking of ugly QBs who are no longer undefeated, WHAZZUP RYAN FITZPATRICK?

RYAN FITZPATRICK

Get raped with a boat oar, Manning

ELI MANNING

You know what, Fitzpatrick? You remind me of a new Apple product. Because every time I look at you all I can think is iSuck. HAHAHA.

ELI MANNING

Wait, that came out wrong.

ARCHIE MANNING

THIS IS AWFUL. WHY MUST I ENDURE SUCH FAILURE FROM MY WORTHLESS OFFSPRING?

ELI MANNING

The fuck, Dad? I WON yesterday.

ARCHIE MANNING

WHO’S TALKING ABOUT YOU, UGLY? I was talking about your brother’s loss in the game that actually MATTERED.

ARCHIE MANNING

What, did you also play in a game yesterday or something?

ELI MANNING

YES! I beat the previously undefeated Texans!

ARCHIE MANNING

And you play for… who, again?

ELI MANNING

THE GIANTS. AS A TWO-TIME SUPER BOWL MVP.

ARCHIE MANNING

Whatever. I’ll tell your mother when she sobers up.

PEYTON MANNING

Well you can tell her that her important son is hard at work on a plan to eradicate those pesky Seahawks once and for all.

PHILIP RIVERS

Pretty big talk for a guy who’s now lost to SEATTLE twice in 2014.

PEYTON MANNING

THAT’S BECAUSE I WAS GOING ABOUT IT ALL WRONG.

PEYTON MANNING

Instead of relying on my worthless teammates, I’m rallying the greatest, most important QBs to band together in this fight against our common enemy.

PEYTON MANNING

ELITE QBs: SOUND OFF!

AARON RODGERS

RODGERS HERE. FUCK THE SEAHAWKS!

DREW BREES

BREES HERE. FUCK THE SEAHAWKS!

PEYTON MANNING

PEYTON GODDMAN MANNING HERE. FUCK THE SEAHAWKS!

AARON RODGERS

WE ARE THE “E.L.I.T.E.S.!”

GENO SMITH

Sigh. “E.L.I.T.E.S.?”

PEYTON MANNING

“Extraordinary Legends Intending To Extinguish Seahawks”

DREW BREES

SEPARATELY, WE ARE EACH A SUPERSTAR!

AARON RODGERS

BUT TOGETHER, WE ARE AN ELITE SEAHAWK-STOMPING CREW!

PEYTON MANNING

ALL HAIL THE E.L.I.T.E.S!

TOM BRADY

Wait, wait, wait, assholes. Someone forgot to invite me.

AARON RODGERS

That’s because only elite QBs are allowed in this group. Duh.

PEYTON MANNING

It says so right there in the name, stupid.

TOM BRADY

I’M TOM MOTHERFUCKING BRADY. I’M WAY MORE ELITER THAN ANY OF YOU CROTCHMOPPERS.

DREW BREES

Not this year, UggSucker. You only have 632 measly yards? And a lowly 82.9 rating?

PEYTON MANNING

THE TOM BRADY DECLINE IS CLEARLY WELL UNDERWAY.

TOM BRADY

How can you POSSIBLY claim that I’m not elite?

JOE FLACCO

You see? YOU SEE? IT REALLY HURTS, DOESN’T IT?

TOM BRADY

I’M STILL AS ELITE AS EVER! I EVEN LED THE PATRIOTS TO A 7 POINT VICTORY YESTERDAY!

PEYTON MANNING

Yes, but you played the Raiders. Anything less than a three TD victory against Oakland technically counts as a loss.

DEREK CARR

GODDAMMIT. We were RIGHT THERE at the goal line for the tying TD late in the 4th. AND A STUPID PENALTY COST US THE GAME.

TOM BRADY

I would think by now you’d be used to me kicking your ass thanks to a well-timed penalty.

RAIDERS FANS

CHOKE ON A LOBSTER ROLL, BRADY

GENO SMITH

“COALRB?”

MATT RYAN

That sounds like an STD that you just KNOW Tom Brady’s probably passed on to, like, a dozen NFL wives and girlfriends.

JAY CUTLER

Well I’d love to stay and chat with you ladies, but I have a game tonight against the Jets that I have to go and not give a shit about.

JAY CUTLER

You can just classify me as NFG. “No fucks given.”

GENO SMITH

While you can classify me as “GHTTAWADAGTUAATFAQBC”

RYAN TANNEHILL

Which stands for…?

GENO SMITH

“Guy Who Thinks That Acronyms Were A Dumb Ass Gimmick To Use As A Theme For A QB Convo”

RYAN TANNEHILL

Obviously.

DREW BREES

Okay, this concludes another fine, fun-filled convo. So what did everyone think of it?

PROFOOTBALLMOCK READERS

Meh. TL;DR.

NFL QBs ON FACEBOOK: “TL; DR”

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29 Comments

  1. Someone

    September 29, 2014 at 10:56 am

    I’m predicting that Romo will start off the next convo after that shocking asswhooping he gave the Saints.

  2. Yousyous2

    September 25, 2014 at 5:42 pm

    Eli Manning sucks more than Sam Bradford at a gay bar in Vegas.

  3. That Guy

    September 23, 2014 at 9:05 pm

    I hate to be ‘That Guy’ but, “TL;DR”?

    • Maverick Mopete

      September 23, 2014 at 11:20 pm

      Too Long; Didn’t Read

      • Someone

        September 25, 2014 at 2:48 pm

        Or Too Lame; Don’t Read.

  4. SGT Caz

    September 22, 2014 at 9:40 pm

    I love that you guys do this, but really, no mention of the Bucs/Falcons rape at all? How can you let Josh McCown just stride on by? Did I miss some kind of widely understood refusal to admit that the Bucs exist?

    • Maverick Mopete

      September 23, 2014 at 3:24 am

      Eh, give him a break. He hurt his hand slammming it into an Atlanta Falcons Player’s Face Mask. And it’s not like Glennon did OH SO MUCH BETTER. Oh sure, he threw a Touchdown as opposed to an interception, and he threw for twice as many yards and three times as many receptions…

      Wait. Why DID they let Josh McCown just stride on by?

  5. UMadBro8

    September 22, 2014 at 6:32 pm

    I didn’t understand the Wilson troll can u guys help me?

    • Someone

      September 22, 2014 at 7:47 pm

      He got Manning to insult himself. Manning thought that Wilson was secretly trolling like he did after winning the Super Bowl. If you haven’t read the convo SeaChamps go back and read it and you’ll know Manning was referring to.

  6. Tim

    September 22, 2014 at 4:41 pm

    Great job guys. I love how you guys keep finding ways to get Bradford in even though he’s hurt lol. These convos wouldn’t be the same without him.

  7. Ryan Tanpatrick

    September 22, 2014 at 3:43 pm

    It’s a dark joke but I thought they would bring up Seattle winning after Rob Bironas had died.

  8. DangerRuss

    September 22, 2014 at 11:56 am

    Now Brady’s not elite? Hilarious that Flacco was the one to console him.

    Oh, one correction (and I hate being that guy) – the Bortles Era began on 9/21/2014, not 9/20/2014

    • PFM Staff

      September 22, 2014 at 12:01 pm

      No, thank you for being “that guy.” No matter how hard I try to proofread, some dumb error like this always sneaks through. I appreciate the catch. Fixing now.

    • spliffbear250

      September 22, 2014 at 12:12 pm

      Second Correction: Nick Foles got hit in the right side of the chest, right on his ribs, not hit back. To avoid future confusion, try any of these time-tested methods of getting shit right.

      1. Try actually watching the games
      2. Watch any of the 1001 highlight shows plastered all over TV
      3. Attempt to use the thing you are using right now (we call it the internet) to find a replay.
      4. Don’t be such giant fucking morons.

      P.S. Your acronyms aren’t funny, they’re fucking stupid. Get your shit together.

      • spliffbear250

        September 22, 2014 at 12:15 pm

        I meant to type *hit in the back, but the lack of funny up top got me all rage-y. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON’T PRESS THE RIGHT BUTTON IN THE EVEVATOR!!!

      • AnonyMOOSE

        September 22, 2014 at 6:09 pm

        If youre going to be this pissed off about one tiny error, then don’t read the convos. I have an acronym for you: GTFO.

  9. colin craperdick

    September 22, 2014 at 11:50 am

    no trolling? nice change up. but colin craperdick still sucks

    • Guy Who Hates Russell Wilson

      September 22, 2014 at 4:26 pm

      Yeah he sucks. But Wilson sucks more!

      • MOIST

        September 24, 2014 at 9:09 pm

        You suck, but your sucking is not MOIST.

  10. Ryche

    September 22, 2014 at 11:27 am

    Well, they got some of the stuff I was hoping to see in.. nice change up on the Wilson troll.. but here’s what I was hoping for..

    Joe Flacco: Guess who just led their team in a 4th Quarter comeback victory and his 20th game winning drive. Me, thats who. That has to make me elite!
    Drew Brees: To be elite, you need a Super Bowl Ring.
    Peyton Manning: To be elite, you need to hold the single season passing yardage record.
    Aaron Rodgers: To be elite, you need to be able to discount double check all your endorsements.
    Tom Brady: To be elite, you need to have a runway super-model wife.
    Russell Wilson: To be elite, you need to be undefeated against me.
    Brees, Manning, Rodgers, and Brady all threaten Wilson with things that would make Sam Bradford blush.
    Ben Roethlisberger: THEIR UPSET BECAUSE NONE OF THOSE GUYS HAVE BEATEN RUSSELL WILSON, YOU SEE?

  11. Jim in NYC

    September 22, 2014 at 11:19 am

    This convo answers the question, “Who explains the joke when Roethlisberger makes the joke?”

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