NFL QBs ON FACEBOOK: “SEEDING ARRANGEMENTS”

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Updated: December 30, 2013

SEEDING ARRANGEMENTS 475

AARON RODGERS

4th DOWN. LESS THAN A MINUTE TO PLAY. GAME ON THE LINE. WHAT DOES THE MIGHTY AARON RODGERS DO?

AARON RODGERS

ANSWER: HE THROWS THE GAME WINNING TD TO A RECEIVER MORE WIDE OPEN THAN CUTLER’S MOM’S PIERCED PUSSYFLAPS. HAHAHAHA!

JAY CUTLER

GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT! How the HELL was Randall Cobb completely uncovered on that play?

JAY CUTLER

You’d think SOMEBODY on that bag of twats my team calls a defense would have thought, gee, WE SHOULD PROBABLY DEFEND THE PASS ON 4th AND 8!

AARON RODGERS

HEY HEY HEY, WHADDYA SAY VA-JAY-JAY?

JAY CUTLER

Eat a bowl of infected taints, Rodgers.

AARON RODGERS

Let this be a lesson to you, Cutler. Your team broke my collarbone SO I SHATTERED YOUR POSTSEASON DREAMS.

JAY CUTLER

Rodgers, on my “to-do” list, “Give a shit about you and your stupid ass team” is #972.

AARON RODGERS

Well that’s funny. Because on MY to-do list, “Your Mom” is #1.

JAY CUTLER

DISCOUNT DOUBLE DIVE INTO A WOODCHIPPER, BUTTCHEESE.

AARON RODGERS

Aw cheer up, chum. Here lemme tell ya a joke: Does a Bear Shit in the woods? Why yes. Yes, it does

AARON RODGERS

BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY, WHERE DOES AARON RODGERS SHIT? ALL OVER THE BEARS PLAYOFF HOPES, LIKE SAM BRADFORD ON A TRANNY HOOKER AT A NEW YEAR’S EVE CELEBRATION. LOLOLOL

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Sam Bradford shits on transsexual prostitutes at New Year’s Eve celebrations?

SAM BRADFORD

They don’t call me the “Party Pooper” for nothing.

NICK FOLES

Well here in the NFC East, we have our own New Year’s traditions.

NICK FOLES

Every year at the end of December, we all take turns TOSSING THE COWBOYS OUT OF THE PLAYOFFS LIKE A DRIED UP OLD CHRISTMAS TREE. HAHAHA.

JERRY JONES

DAGNABBIT! WHAT THE HELL DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET THIS TEAM INTO THE POSTSEASON?!

JERRY JONES

It seems like no matter who the QB is, no matter who calls the plays, no matter WHO runs the defense, we just KEEP COMING UP SHORT.

JERRY JONES

AS THE COWBOYS G.M. FOR THE PAST 20 YEARS, I CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE COMMON DENOMINATOR IS!

DAN SNYDER is similarly perplexed

NICK FOLES

Personally, I KNEW we’d whip the Cowboys to take the division.

AARON RODGERS

Because Dallas always finds a way to screw up every December?

NICK FOLES

No. Well, I mean, obviously yes, but not just because of that. Also because of this “Magic 8-Ball” that I got for Christmas.

NICK FOLES

I asked it, “Will my Eagles humiliate the Cowboys on national TV right in their own gigantic Fortress of Suckitude?” And it responded, “All Signs Point to “Yes”

MAGIC 8-BALL

December, Jason Garrett, and Monte Kiffin. How many more signs do you need?

KYLE ORTON

I FEEL AWFUL! I can’t believe my interception cost us that game!

TONY ROMO

Yeah well, that’s not the worst of it. Get ready, cause these guys are about to CRUCIFY you for your game-losing pick.

TOM BRADY

Don’t sweat it Orton. It happens.

DREW BREES

Yeah Kyle. The Cowboys wouldn’t have even been in that game if it wasn’t for you.

KYLE ORTON

Thanks fellas. That makes me feel better.

TONY ROMO

WHAT THE FUCK?

TONY ROMO

If **I** had thrown that interception, you guys would be tearing me apart right now.

TONY ROMO

HOW COME YOU’RE NOT LAUGHING AT THAT FAT, DAVE GROHL LOOKING CHOKE ARTIST??

AARON RODGERS

Romo, hush! No one likes a bully.

PHILIP RIVERS

Orton did the best he could Romo, and for that he has our respect.

ALEX SMITH

Kyle, why don’t you come by my New Year’s Eve party on Tuesday? Being among friends should help ease your pain.

KYLE ORTON

Cool. You guys have a New Year's Eve party?

ALEX SMITH

Hells yeah, dude. We're all gonna be there.

TONY ROMO

NO ONE INVITED ME.

TONY ROMO

When I asked if you wanted to hang out on New Year's Eve, you said you were "busy."

ALEX SMITH

I will be busy. Putting up streamers, setting up the karaoke player, putting the marshmallows next to the chocolate fountain, etc.

TONY ROMO

Well, could I... maybe come too?

ALEX SMITH

Ooh, no, sorry. It’s only for the top 50 QBs in the league.

ANDY DALTON

KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
AN AFC PLAYOFF BERTH.

ANDY DALTON

OH, WELL THEN YOU MUST BE LOOKING FOR CINCINNATI. JUST HEAD TOWARD THE CITY OF BALTIMORE, THEN MAKE A SHARP LEFT. LOLOLOLOLOL.

JOE FLACCO

Dalton, a machine should be invented that immediately punches people like you in the face.

ANDY DALTON

Poor, poor Joe Flacco. No postseason for you, my overpaid, underthrowing friend.

DREW BREES

Hang in there FlackTard. You’ll get to the playoffs someday.

JOE FLACCO

I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE FIRST SEASON IN MY 6-YEAR CAREER IN WHICH I FAILED TO QUALIFY FOR THE PLAYOFFS!

COLIN KAEPERNICK

All I heard was “blah-blah-blah, ‘I failed,’ blah-blah-blah.”

NICK FOLES

Sounds accurate

JOE FLACCO

You get absolutely NO credit for that win, Dalton, Those FOUR interceptions you threw were the only thing that kept us in the game.

ANDY DALTON

And your team’s lack of an elite quarterback is the only thing that kept you out of it.

RYAN TANNEHILL

SON OF A BITCH. That final AFC playoff spot should have been OURS. IT’S NOT FAIR!

TOM BRADY

AHAHA. TOUCH LUCK, TANNEFAIL. IS ALL THAT CRYING MAKING YOUR MASCARA RUN?

AARON RODGERS

At least something on his team can run.

DREW BREES

Quit bitching, Tannnehill. You and your worthless D’ohFins have no one to blame for missing the playoffs but yourselves.

RYAN TANNEHILL

NOT TRUE! Apart from losing to the Bills and Jets in consecutive weeks and throwing 3 INTS in the final game, I don’t know WHAT ELSE I could have done!

ANDY DALTON

HAHAHA TANNEHILL. You're as useless as a Cleveland Browns playoff ticket

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BECAUSE THEY DON'T GO TO THE POSTSEASON VERY OFTEN

NICK FOLES

Tannehill, not even Tony Romo could’ve derped away the season any better than you did.

TONY ROMO

WHY ARE YOU PICKING ON ME? I DIDN’T LOSE OUR GAME YESTERDAY

KYLE ORTON

He’s right. It was totally my fault.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Kyle, don’t beat yourself up over that game. No one expects you to do anything more than simply try your best. You should be proud of your effort.

KYLE ORTON

That means a lot guys.

TONY ROMO

Seriously? You guys are gonna be this nice to him after he blows our entire SEASON? Meantime, just because I occasionally lose a game or two…

MEG GRIFFIN

SHUT UP TONY ROMO! EVERYONE HATES YOU!

KING JOFFREY

YOU ARE A VILE, REPUGNANT LITTLE MAN!

JAR JAR BINKS

YOUSA SHOULDA JUSTA DIE!

TOM BRADY

And thus ends your total failure of a rookie season, Geno Smith.

GENO SMITH

It wasn’t a total failure. I had over 3,000 yards passing!

DREW BREES

Whoop-de-shit. EVERYONE does that nowadays.

AARON RODGERS

3,000 yards passing is pretty much the “Jay Cutler’s Mom” of passing stats.

ALEX SMITH

ZING!

ANDY DALTON

BAHAHAHA

MAGIC 8-BALL

ALL SIGNS POINT TO “LOL”

PHILIP RIVERS

Well since none of you turdwaffles were able to claim it, I guess that just leaves MY CHARGERS TO TAKE THE #6 SEED IN THE PLAYOFFS.

PHILIP RIVERS

WHOO-HOOOO. I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW. SERIOUSLY, IT’S HARD TO TYPE BECAUSE MY BONER KEEPS PUSHING ME BACK FROM MY DESK.

ALEX SMITH

YAWN. Whatever, Bolthead. We had nothing to play for. That’s why we rested all our starters anyway.

MIKE TOMLIN

AND THAT UNSPORTSMANLIKE ACT COST MY STEELERS A POSTSEASON BERTH, ALEX SMITH! WE NEEDED YOU TO WIN!

JACOBY JONES

Yes Mike Tomlin, don’t you just hate it when someone interferes with your intended route and trips you up as you’re trying to advance toward your goal?

JACOBY JONES

Dick.

MIKE TOMLIN

EVERYTHING ELSE FELL PERFECTLY INTO PLACE FOR US. Miami lost. Baltimore lost.

MIKE TOMLIN

All we needed was the stupid Chiefs to beat San Diego, and WE would’ve qualified for the playoffs in a 5-way tie at 8-8!

SAM BRADFORD

And you know what they say about 5-way ties.

JOE FLACCO

THEY DON’T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THOSE, BRADFORD.

SAM BRADFORD

Yes they do. They say a 5-way tie is just like a circle jerk with 5 masturbating quintuplets, each standing on a different point of a pentagram, all competing to see who can be the first to shoot their wad onto a plate of thin, white wafers before the parish priest sees them and kicks them out of church.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Gross

ANDY DALTON

Yuck

MAGIC 8-BALL

MY SOURCES SAY “PUKE”

ALEX SMITH

SUCKS TO BE YOU, MIKE TOMLIN. Andy Reid made the right move by sitting all our starters. Now our team will be well-rested and refreshed for the playoffs.

ALEX SMITH

I’m telling you, my Chiefs can EASILY win the Super Bowl this year. In fact the only thing we’re missing is a top-notch tight end.

TONY GONZALEZ

FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK

PEYTON MANNING

Hey, can any of you guys recommend a good mantel construction company?

PEYTON MANNING

I need to have a new one built since the one I currently own is OVERFLOWING WITH AWARDS!!! WOOT-WOOT!

TOM BRADY

Then I guess it’s a good thing you don’t have a bunch of Lombardi Trophies taking up valuable space up there like I do, Manning.

DREW BREES

LOL

PEYTON MANNING

Brady, Brees, since I’ve taken away your single season TD, and yardage records respectively, I’m going to have to insist that you refer to me from now on as, “Your Lordship Sir Peyton, His High Holy Royalness Of Touchdownvania.”

DREW BREES

See, I prefer to think of you as “Captain Playoff Interception Von Foreheadstein”

TOM BRADY

ROFL

PEYTON MANNING

Laugh it up, second placers. Just remember that THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO THAT PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING CANNOT DO BETTER.

TOM BRADY

Except maybe grow bangs

COLIN KAEPERNICK

TRASH TALKED BY MANY. HATED BY SOME. GUESS HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE? HINT: IT'S LESS THAN ONE

COLIN KAEPERNICK

HAHAHA. Oh man, there’s nothing better than storming into the playoffs after beating a high quality opponent.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

But since we didn’t have one scheduled yesterday, we had to beat the Cardinals instead. LOLOLOLOL

CARSON PALMER

Consider yourselves lucky that we got hosed out of the postseason, ChinnyPubes. You KNOW we’re the best team not in the playoffs.

ALEX SMITH

Isn’t being the “Best team not in the playoffs” kind of like being “the hottest looking virgin in town?”

TIM TEBOW

I can verify this.

DREW BREES

All those close games yesterday were so cute. Me, I prefer to steamroll into the playoffs with the momentum that comes from a 42-17 WIN.

DREW BREES

381 YARDS.4 TDs. NO PICKS.

DREW BREES

I tell you, I was all over the Tampa defense like ugly on Andrew Luck.

ANDY DALTON

You also fell from the #2 seed in the NFC to the #6 in a matter of 14 days

DREW BREES

Which will just make our inevitable Super Bowl title all the more impressive, Frecklepuss.

AARON RODGERS

Brees, I hope you realize that all of the NFC playoff games will be in outdoor stadiums. During January.

NICK FOLES

What’s the possibility that the Saints can win three games, on the road, all in cold weather?

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Zero

TOM BRADY

Zilch

MAGIC 8-BALL

INDICATIONS ARE, “NOT A FUCKING CHANCE”

MIKE GLENNON

Damn. I can’t believe my first season ended without a playoff berth.

ANDY DALTON

Don’t sweat it rookie. You’ll get plenty of other chances. There’s always next season.

ROB CHUDZINSKI

Not always.

CAM NEWTON

Well I LOVE our chances, thanks to our sweet #2 NFC seed.

CAM NEWTON

NEXT STOP, SUPER BOWL, BITCHES.

TOM BRADY

You wish, Newton. Did you know that no “cat” team has ever won a Super Bowl?

PEYTON MANNING

Well, that leaves out the Bengals, Panthers, and Chiefs then.

PHILIP RIVERS

The Chiefs aren’t a cat team.

PEYTON MANNING

Yes, but their QB is an enormous pussy.

ANDY DALTON

Wow. That gag was as uncreative as the Jaguars’ offensive playbooks.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

You better brace yourself, Aaron Rodgers. Because next week my Niners continue our bi-annual tradition of playing “Whack-A-Pack” with your porous Swiss cheese defense.

AARON RODGERS

KAEPERNICK, I’D TELL YOU TO STICK YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS, BUT KNOWING YOUR AIM YOU’LL PROBABLY MISS AND JAM IT IN YOUR EAR.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Just remember this, Pickletits: you may have a higher NFC playoff seed than we do. But WE have the better record.

AARON RODGERS

SO? I’D RATHER HAVE THE HIGHER SEED.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

I’D RATHER HAVE THE BETTER RECORD.

RUSSELL WILSON

I’d rather have both.

AARON RODGERS

WILSON, I HOPE YOU SPEND YOUR BYE WEEK TRAPPED UNDER A VENDING MACHINE.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

I HOPE YOU GET A NEW YEAR’S NOISEMAKER STUCK IN YOUR THROAT WILSON, SO THAT ALL YOUR AUDIBLES SOUNDS LIKE A WHOOPEE CUSHION.

KYLE ORTON

I still feel bad about letting down all the Cowboys fans watching that game.

COWBOYS FANS

It’s cool. We’re used to it.

DREW BREES

Don’t worry Kyle. On New Year’s, I'll help you review some game film between rounds of Pictionary. we can figure out how to improve your reads.

KYLE ORTON

I would really appreciate that, thanks.

DREW BREES

That’s what friends do, my man.

TONY ROMO

I DESPISE ALL OF YOU WITH EVERY LAST BONE IN MY RAPIDLY DETERIORATING BACK.

ATLANTA FALCONS FANS

Man, missing the playoffs sure does suck.

BALTIMORE RAVENS FANS

True. But at least we still have coaching stability…

NEW YORK GIANTS FANS

Quality team ownership…

HOUSTON TEXANS FANS

And a high draft pick with which to improve!

WASHINGTON REDSKINS FANS

(sob)

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BECAUSE THE REDSKINS HAVE NONE OF THOSE THINGS, YOU SEE.

MAGIC 8-BALL

ALL SIGNS POINT TO “DUH”

ANDREW LUCK isn't sure why he had no lines in this convo, but he doesn't want to seem rude by asking

NFL QBs ON FACEBOOK: “SEEDING ARRANGEMENTS”

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88 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    July 27, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    Manning and the luck bit at the end was soooooper funny

  2. pretim

    January 16, 2014 at 8:18 pm

    that no cat team thing would also exclude the the lions.. just saying

  3. EC 49

    January 11, 2014 at 1:43 pm

    Love your site. Suggestion for a hilarious intercepted texts could be between Manning and Kap….they both have every right to be pissed at the media as all we hear nowadays is how great the Hawks are..In spite of they havent done anything yet.
    Their paint will peel soon

    I could see great reading off this

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  5. laschus

    January 6, 2014 at 11:54 am

    I’m sure the biggest reason that they keep coming out later is having to do 55 read-throughs for every little detail so they don’t have 175 commenters pointing out the same little error that everyone should be able to figure out in context.

  6. bob

    January 6, 2014 at 11:43 am

    ^You make it sound like it’s a drug or something but I agree should of been up like 3 hours ago

  7. Anonymous

    January 6, 2014 at 11:40 am

    where is today´s convo?? i´m going cold turkey already, need a fix quick plz

  8. Anonymous

    January 6, 2014 at 11:06 am

    ^ I think the Kaepernick line before Bradford was unneccesary. At this point nobody should ask or even be surprised when a sick reference is made at Bradford’s expense.

  9. Hich

    January 6, 2014 at 9:47 am

    Really funny one, but Bradford’s bit went just a touch too far for me(as if he’s never gone to far, but still… even for him…).

    Awww, poor Tannehill.

  10. Anonymous

    January 6, 2014 at 9:37 am

    I can’t wait to see the one for this last weekend. Saints got their first playoff win on the road, Chiefs blew a 28 point lead, Green Bay finished this season exactly the way they did last year, and the Chargers shocked (no pun intended) the Bengals.

  11. chiefs suck

    January 6, 2014 at 9:22 am

    Chiefs were overrated! The only team they beat above .500 was the Eagles in week 3. So it’s no surprise they were 1 and done in the playoffs.

  12. ACW

    January 6, 2014 at 8:33 am

    Well, considering they lost one of their top pass-rushers and a Pro Bowl QB (and a top WR and the top to RBs), KC has a valid excuse. Colts won’t get so lucky in Foxborough.

  13. chiefs suck

    January 6, 2014 at 8:26 am

    Alex Smith thought he was going to the superbowl hahaha. The so called best defense from week 9 was so overrated once they played great offenses they sucked!

  14. @MatthewStafford

    January 6, 2014 at 8:09 am

    RT: @Anonymous: “hilarious. I hope one day to see the return of Stafford thinking theyre on twitter.” Agreed! Please RT!

  15. Anonymous

    January 5, 2014 at 10:56 pm

    hilarious. I hope one day to see the return of Stafford thinking theyre on twitter.

  16. Anonymous

    January 5, 2014 at 5:27 pm

    Dan Fisher are you on mobile? If so i know what you’re talking about. If not his picture is more bizarre looking.

  17. Anonymous

    January 5, 2014 at 4:50 pm

    And the Niners beat the Packers. I CANNOT wait for tomorrow’s exchange between Kap and Rogers! I’ve never looked forward to a Monday more.

  18. Dan Fisher

    January 5, 2014 at 11:26 am

    Did anyone else notice Mike Glennon’s profile pic? The best! Do yourself a favor and scroll back up.

  19. Gary Wayne Harris

    January 3, 2014 at 12:46 pm

    Can we get some more Cam Newton lines? I’d like to see him graduate from obscure once-in-a-while commentor to at least a supporting role. Thanks from a small market team fan.

  20. Anonymous

    January 2, 2014 at 4:41 pm

    Thanks PFM for making me think of all these quarterbacks actually having these personalities in real life now. I mean whenever I see Roethlisburger I always imagine him saying something really dumb and Bradford saying something demented.

  21. Anonymous

    January 1, 2014 at 7:55 pm

    Tony Gonzalez tho

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  23. wildwildwes515

    December 31, 2013 at 11:48 am

    The Luck comment at the end was great. I kept reading waiting for him to comment on something lol. Can’t wait til next year when the Colts beat the Redskins to see what Luck and RG3 have to say

  24. Sam

    December 31, 2013 at 11:05 am

    Another fine entry PFM! Not quite as funny as last week’s, but still worthy.

    And kudos for working in a LotR reference in your comment. ;)

  25. Anonymous

    December 31, 2013 at 10:53 am

    Why was there no reference to the turnover that went for a touchdown by Rodgers, with some witty remark by Wilson?

  26. Anonymous

    December 31, 2013 at 10:27 am

    Yes, I agree there were some nice one-liners in there. I especially enjoyed Meg Griffin and Tony Gonzalez’ cameos.

  27. Itswhatsup

    December 31, 2013 at 12:13 am

    Back to the basics… and it pays off…

    Decent one-liners, random references (Chud, Snyder, etc), and Wilson getting a trolling “two-fer”… lol. Well done.

  28. AnonS

    December 30, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    Geno Smith actually has more yardage than Foles and Rodgers, they played a lot less games and had less attempts though.

    There’s no real point in Geno getting more lines because probably he won’t even be the Jets QB next year, they’ll probably draft somebody else. Unless he screws up as badly as Sanchez does there’s no real point in having him.

  29. alexgiobbi

    December 30, 2013 at 8:23 pm

    Gotta get Geno into the convos more, otherwise, nice job. Loved the Jar Jar insertion: Yousa shoulda justa die!

  30. DirtyBird221

    December 30, 2013 at 7:20 pm

    Once again, Russel Wilson has the best line in the entire convo…..

  31. AnonS

    December 30, 2013 at 6:18 pm

    I love the Romo ripping, but it was even funnier to say him finally get pissed enough to trash all the rest of the QBs.

  32. Seth

    December 30, 2013 at 5:13 pm

    Can’t wait to see next year when Pitta has a full year and the offense hopefully doesn’t suck :)

  33. Geoff Houtman

    December 30, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    For the Bucs, was it “Black GMonday”?

  34. gutterballgt

    December 30, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    Too bad the bit about the missed penalty on that last Chiefs’ kick didn’t make it in. Would have been fun to troll Rivers with a “You barely beat our second string, and even that only on a ref boner!” And I fully expected Flacco to take some flack (ha?) for going full Romo there at the end of the game.

    You never go full Romo, man.

    But seriously – priceless stuff, guys. I love the Hated Parade still being less hated than Romo. Good times. That gag really never gets old.

  35. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 3:44 pm

    I’d love to see the Packers and Eagles win this weekend. The Russell Wilson trolling will be epic.

  36. David

    December 30, 2013 at 3:42 pm

    AND Manning and Brees are dicks
    Bens a rapist
    Cutler doesn’t give a shit
    Luck sucks up to everyone

  37. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 3:28 pm

    I really hope the Packers and the Seahawks play each other in the playoffs. That would be awesome not only for this segment but the whole site.

  38. Mark

    December 30, 2013 at 3:00 pm

    lmao ^^ I’d stick a big “allegedly” into each of those bullet-points ;). Or some sort of disclaimer.

  39. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Dan B, they have made fun of Peyton Manning. Primarily last year when he threw an interception and lost to the Ravens. So quit bitching because your QB is the butt of all jokes. They have a pattern:

    Wilson trolls Rodgers and anyone else he beats
    Rivers is Captain Exposition.
    Roethlisberger is dumb
    RG3 has a short-term memory
    Flacco is “not elite”
    Everyone hates Romo
    Bradford is demented
    RG3 has a short-term memory
    Brady sleeps with everyone else’s wife
    Cutler’s mom is a slut

    Deal with it.

  40. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    Hahaha about Jay Cutlers mom visiting this site hahaha

  41. WILSON, I WILL SHOVE A....

    December 30, 2013 at 1:23 pm

    I hope Jay Cutler’s mom doesn’t visit this site.

  42. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 1:21 pm

    Wilson … kills me every week lolol

  43. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    Is this guy Sam Bradford ??

    http://imgur.com/gallery/zc0yJd1

  44. Mark

    December 30, 2013 at 1:15 pm

    lol, DAGNABBIT!

    Great work as always.

  45. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 12:54 pm

    Andrew Luck at the end just killed me, that was perfect! Great job as usual guys!

  46. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    Dear Grammar Nazis,

    There. Their. They’re.

    Peyton Manning called Alex Smith a pussy so it’s fixed. Now drop it and move on.

    Fuck Off,
    Me

  47. Michael

    December 30, 2013 at 12:37 pm

    Tom Brady is telling Ryan Tannehill Touch luck… should that be tough luck?

  48. mdrag3

    December 30, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    I’m highly disappointed with the missed opportunity on the aaron rodgers strip sack for an offensive td. What with the whole Fail Mary play, I figured that connection was a given.

  49. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    yeh romo ripping will never get old (im an eagles fan) lol its the best!
    cant wait till next week he wont play and somehow will still get bashed for throwing an int while recovering from surgery. keep it up guys great work.

  50. SGT Caz

    December 30, 2013 at 12:21 pm

    Also I agree with Flacco: “Dalton, a machine should be invented that immediately punches people like you in the face.” Not because he’s done anything in particular, but just becuse he has a punchable face.

  51. SGT Caz

    December 30, 2013 at 12:01 pm

    PFM really should do one of these with all the fired coaches.
    http://chiefschannel.blogspot.com/2013/12/pink-slips-on-black-monday.html

  52. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 11:50 am

    Wilson the troll, LOL! What about the Stl guy who was ejected? That would have been good material…

  53. Dan B

    December 30, 2013 at 11:32 am

    Synder comment as well as Jerry Jones part SPOT ON – the Romo bashing is just old & no longer funny (yes I am a Cowboys fan, sadly)… If Peyton throws picks in playoffs that cost Broncos he deserves the biggest ripping because he is such a bighead (in both senses of the word)

  54. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 11:24 am

    Meg Griffin, King Joffrey and Jar-Jar Binks walk into a bar… and immediately get more respect than Tony Romo. Love it!

  55. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 11:01 am

    Blah Blah Blah…. Alex Smith called himself a pussy…. I caught a typo… I am so smart… Blah Blah Blah

  56. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:57 am

    I initially predicted Romo getting blamed for the interception but the fact that they all defended Orton is even better. LOL.

  57. joe

    December 30, 2013 at 10:56 am

    Man if Romo was playing dude would of been bashed so badly

  58. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:48 am

    I love the way Romo gets ripped every week, keep it up guys!

  59. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:47 am

    Jacoby jones’ comment….

  60. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:44 am

    The set up and Tebow 1-liner… Priceless.

  61. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:44 am

    I love the andrew luck finisher

  62. Steve

    December 30, 2013 at 10:41 am

    We get it. There is an Alex Smith typo. Lets all point it out and say nothing else at all!

    Great convo guys, loved the “Dan Snyder is also perplexed by this” jab

  63. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:36 am

    Not my favorite one, but the Wilson trolling was great as usual. I love how he’s now trolling Kaepernick and Brees too. The Jacoby Jones – Tomlin exchange made me chuckle too.

  64. Matt

    December 30, 2013 at 10:34 am

    I think this is the second year in a row that Romo hasn’t gotten invited to the New Years party.

    And I wonder how Andy Dalton and the Bengals will do in the playoffs without Houston being there to trip them up like each of the last 2 years.

    And since there’ve been six coaches canned today, it’s too bad there isn’t a special “Black Monday” coaches edition. That ought to be a good read.

  65. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:30 am

    Why did you have Alex Smith offend himself towards the end of the convo (the “cat” joke)? Shouldn’t that have been peyton to say that?

  66. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:29 am

    ALEX SMITH Yes, but their QB is an enormous pussy.

    I think Peyton was supposed to have this line because I don’t think Alex Smith would call himself a pussy. Not the best one, but I think we’ve been spoiled by the last few.

  67. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:24 am

    wilson trolling 2 at the same time was classic. that one ram player who got ejected would have been good here

  68. James

    December 30, 2013 at 10:24 am

    Meh. 7-9? 2 super bowl wins in the last 6 years? Quality owners and 11(?)th ranked defense? NOT The Browns? Still a good day to be a Giants fan way I see it

  69. bobman2

    December 30, 2013 at 10:23 am

    I love the last Luck bit… was wondering myself.

  70. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:20 am

    The Andrew luck gag at the end was hilarious. Made it worth the read.

  71. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:19 am

    Shouldn’t the, “Yes, but their QB is an enormous pussy” be Peyton and not Alex Smith posting?

  72. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:17 am

    Great one, but last Alex Smith comment is should be Brady or Brees…

  73. Cygnia

    December 30, 2013 at 10:15 am

    Is Alex Smith calling himself a pussy?

  74. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:14 am

    Oh sorry! Didn’t realize there had been new comments! Shit sorry!

  75. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:13 am

    This one was great! The Chudzinski part was amazing. I hate to be the one to point this out, but you have Alex Smith saying that the Cheif’s QB is a pussy. Think that was meant to be Manning. But don’t sweat it, you guys did great w/ this one

  76. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:12 am

    why is alex smith saying the chiefs qb is an enormous pussy?

  77. Donovan Spirit Mason

    December 30, 2013 at 10:11 am

    Really alex smith

  78. Eric Shock

    December 30, 2013 at 10:11 am

    Quote of the day from this: “…as useless as a Cleveland Brown’s playoff ticket.”

    Runner up: “…don’t you just hate it when someone interferes with your intended route and trips you up as you’re trying to advance toward your goal?”

  79. Josh

    December 30, 2013 at 10:10 am

    There a typo… you have Alex smith talking about the Chief QB… isn’t supppose to be Peyton Manning?

  80. ifhss

    December 30, 2013 at 10:10 am

    WOOPS it took me that long to read it haha BTW Denver and Carolina in the super bowl and Denver wins.

  81. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:10 am

    ALEX SMITH

    Yes, but their QB is an enormous pussy. I don’t think that was intended for Alex Smith (talking about the Chiefs QB).

  82. Anonymous

    December 30, 2013 at 10:09 am

    why is alex smith making fun of himself?

  83. ifhss

    December 30, 2013 at 10:09 am

    Why is alex smith saying that their QB is an enormous pussy?

  84. PFM Staff

    December 30, 2013 at 10:08 am

    Will Oh: a day may come when NFL QBs on Facebook is released without any typos. When all names will be spelled correctly, and all photos will be paired with the correct . But that day is NOT TODAY.

    Dumb error on our part. Thanks for catching, FIXED.

  85. Frank

    December 30, 2013 at 10:08 am

    Is it me or did Alex smith call himself a p**sy?

  86. jiminnyc

    December 30, 2013 at 10:04 am

    Jessica’s Curse strikes again…

  87. Rocco

    December 30, 2013 at 10:03 am

    This one was really funny guys! Good work!

    And on an unrelated note, will HOYER THE DESTROYER ever be making a comeback?

  88. Will Oh

    December 30, 2013 at 10:01 am

    Why is Alex Smith calling himself a pussy?

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