We won the Super Bowl. Cool.
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Manning seems to be taking this well.
GODDAMN YOU RUSSELL WILSON, YOU PINT SIZED URINAL CAKE OF A MAN. YOU AND YOUR SEAHAWKS RUINED MY LEGACY!
Manning you shit the bed in a cold weather playoff game. I’d say if anything, you ENHANCED your legacy.
Oh, not at all. Everyone knows that Peyton Manning is one of the greatest, if not the greatest QB of all time.
WILSON I WILL... wait what?
Russell Wilson’s taking the high road? Really?
Really. I want to congratulate you Peyton, on your record-setting 2013 season.
BULLSHIT. You’re running one of your stupid sneaky troll scams. I KNOW IT.
Listen, I may be sneaky at times, but I still respect you for all your amazing accomplishments.
I DON’T BELIEVE YOUR FLATTERY FOR ONE SECOND, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE SEA-GNAT
Doubting me is totally understandable, but I have nothing bad to say about you.
Well if he won’t then I will. SUCK IT MANNING! WHOO-HOOO! WORLD CHAMPION SEAHAWKS!!!!!
Malcolm Smith? Seattle’s Super Bowl MVP who also…um…
…that’s pretty much all I know about you.
Seriously. On a team with so many big-name players, how does some unknown schlub called a “Malcolm Smith” win MVP honors?
This is the 2nd straight season that an obscure, marginally talented-at-best player has taken home that trophy.
STICK YOUR DICK IN A LAWNMOWER, DALTON
Marginally talented? I picked off a Peyton Manning pass for a TD in the Super Bowl!
Welcome to the club. We’re having jackets made.
And I just want to add that…
911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKED! TRIX AREN’T REALLY JUST FOR KIDS! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
The conspiracy nut who interrupted Malcolm Smith’s post-game press conference? The one who, um, interrupted Malcolm Smith’s press conference?
Really saved your “A” game for the end of the season, eh Rivers?
GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX! HITLER IS ALIVE AND WELL AND SINGING BACKUP FOR KATY PERRY! OPEN YOUR EYES!
Someone shut that asshole up.
Seriously. A QB convo is not the place for jibberish-spewing morons.
DID EVERYONE SEE MY HILARIOUS T-MOBILE ADS YESTERDAY?
THIS LOSS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED! I FEEL LIKE MY HEART JUST TOOK AN ENORMOUS SHIT ON MY SOUL!
HAHAHA MANNING. YOUR FAILURE WENT NUCLEAR WITH THAT MUSHROOM CLOUD OF SUCK YESTERDAY.
Hey, do you guys hear that soft little gasping sound? That’s the death rattle of Peyton Manning’s NFL legacy.
I BLAME YOU FOR THIS, JOE NAMATH!
What? How the hell is your loss (hic) my fault?
Your feeble attempt at an opening coin flip was intercepted at the last minute!
He’s a Jets QB, all right.
If you hadn’t messed up that coin toss, then EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT FROM THAT POINT FORWARD AND WE WOULD HAVE DEFINITELY WON BY AT LEAST 50 POINTS!
That’s not exactly how chaos theory works
Manning, quit trying to pass your blame off onto some alcoholic 90 year old. YOU lost that game with another one of your patented cold weather collapses.
Hey, here’s a joke you guys: Why is Peyton Manning like Abraham Lincoln?
Neither of them can finish a play.
BECAUSE JOHN WILKES BOOTH SHOT LINCOLN
WRONG. IT WAS THE CIA WORKING IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR. YOU’RE ALL JUST BRAINWASHED LEMMINGS!
Shut up, SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! God, it's like an abortion in my ears.
I WISH TO HELL YOUR MOTHER AND I HAD ABORTED YOUR WORTHLESS ASS 37 YEARS AGO!
Archie Manning? Manning family patriarch and nemesis to Chargers fans everywhere?
Once again Peyton, you’ve brought SHAME AND DISGRACE to my proud family name with yet another playoff meltdown!
5 hours ago . Like
Are you disappointed in me Dad?
Disappointed? Oh son, no, I’m not disappointed. I’m just fucking MAD.
IT’S NOT MY FAULT! None of the plays we ran yesterday worked!
Did you do what I told you during your game prep?
YES! I asked Eli for tips on playing in MetLife stadium.
And then tried to do the exact opposite, just like you said.
BECAUSE ELI MANNING WAS TERRIBLE THIS SEASON.
CHRIST, WHY DO ALL MY AWFUL BRATS SUCK SO BADLY AT FOOTBALL?!
Um, quick “Manning Family Super Bowl Ring Count.” Eli: 2. Peyton: 1. Dad, Mom, Cooper, and the dog: all tied with ZERO.
I SHOULD HAVE WON MY 2nd RING YESTERDY, DAMMIT. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, MANNY RAMIREZ
WHAT? DID SOMEONE “HIKE?”?
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. Your feeble attempt at a shotgun snap on the first play of the game sailed into the end zone. That set the tone for the entire afternoon!
It wasn’t my fault! I couldn’t hear the snap count because the Seahawks home crowd was too loud!
You were on a neutral site. The stadium was, at most, only half filled with Seahawks fans
WE’RE JUST THAT FUCKING LOUD!
GODAMMIT RAMIREZ, YOU HAVE THE FOOTBALL IQ OF A BREADSTICK!
If you hadn’t cost us a 2-point safety on the first play, that ENTIRE 43-8 GAME would have turned out differently!
You’re right. The score would have been 41-10 instead.
You really don’t get how changing one small event in the past works, do you?
WORLD CHAMPION BEAST MODE, MOTHERFUCKERS
Oh, NOW you have something to say?
BEAST MODE HAPPY WITH MODEST CONTRIBUTIONS IN SUPER BOWL VICTORY. PROUD TO HAVE SCORED FIRST TOUCHDOWN IN LAUGHABLY EASY GAME, BOSS
YET BEAST MODE STILL MORE THAN DOUBLED RUSHING YARDAGE OF PUNY BRONCO COUNTERPART, NOSERING POTATO
Well maybe I could’ve done a little better if my lineman could BLOCK WORTH A SHIT
I still can’t get believe that Malcolm Smith won the MVP award.
Especially when there are LOTS of other players who could be considered Seattle’s MVP
Like Kam Chancellor, or Cliff Avril
Or Peyton Manning
EAT A RAZOR CAKE, BRADY
It wasn’t a great day for all the Seahawks. Richard Sherman hurt his leg pretty bad.
YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO CHEER ME UP
LEGION OF BOOM, BITCHES.
What, you thought my high ankle sprain was gonna keep me from celebrating our first degree Manning-slaughter? WRONG.
BEAT IT SHERMAN YOU LOUD MOUTHED HOBBLEGOBLIN. Your Lame-ass Legion of Boom didn’t stop me. I set a Super Bowl record for receptions!
Yeah, but what about your critical 3rd quarter fumble? HAHAHA. YOU GAVE IT UP LIKE A COLLEGE GIRL WITH DADDY ISSUES!
At least I play the game with humility and class, which is more than you can say
How dare you question my humility? I’ll have you know I’M THE MOST HUMBLE PLAYER OF ALL TIME!
I HAVE MORE DIGNITY AND GRACE IN MY 12 INCH COCK THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE TALENTLESS SECOND-PLACE FINISHING BODY. I WILL OUT-HUMBLE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU ANY DAY OF THE WEEK
Clearly our defense played an excellent game yesterday.
However I have to give props to Peyton for setting a Super Bowl record for completions with 34.
Not to mention the two he completed to us.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR LIME GREEN JELLO SNOTRAG UNIFORMS, CHANCELLOR!
HAHAHAH MANNING! THE LEGION OF BOOM HAD YOU UP TO YOUR TITS IN TURNOVERS, YOU LURCHING DONKEYDICK!
All right now, let’s not lower ourselves to personal insults.
My hat’s off to Peyton and the entire Broncos team.
You’re… really freaking us out here Wilson.
Perhaps we’ll meet Denver again in next year’s Super Bowl. That would be a great rematch.
WHAT IS YOUR GAME HERE, WILSON? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEING SO NICE?
Simply Put? I hold you in high esteem and want to congratulate you on a good game.
THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, WES WELKER!
4 hours ago . Like
Oh Jesus. How the hell is it my fault?
You’re now 0-3 in the Super Bowl. CLEARLY YOU’RE CURSED!
Well, I do blame a member of the Manning clan for all 3 of my losses, if that’s what you mean.
Oh, shut your referee complain-hole, Manning. That drubbing you got yesterday was your own damn fault.
Just because you threw the football worse than a menopausal wombat is no reason to blame everyone else around you.
Christ, you’re so bitter your jizz must be pure Starbucks Dark Roast
MIND YOUR OWN DICKNESS, BIZFACE!
Hey you guys, this new Asshole Detector I got at Christmas is lighting up like crazy.
I HATE YOU GUYS!
Wow. It works.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED YESTERDAY?!?!?!
The fuck you jabbering about Romo?
MY SUPER BOWL PARTY. THE ONE YOU ALL PROMISED TO COME TO?
We were there. It was awesome.
I had a fantastic time. The food was killer. That open bar was great. Just a fantastic setup all around.
Well done, Romo. You did a terrific job putting that shindig together. It was truly the best party ever.
But someone locked me down in the basement right before kickoff! I WASN’T EVEN THERE DURING THE PARTY.
We know. That’s what made it the best party ever
BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES TONY ROMO
WHO THE HELL LOCKED ME IN THE BASEMENT?!
Oh, that was me. I was in your garage looking for some bowling balls to string together as ben-wa beads, and I must’ve accidentally locked the basement door when I left.
Ben wa beads? Bradford, there’s no way you can fit a string a bowling balls all the way up your ass.
Well not with that attitude.
So I finally threw the party of the century and I MISSED IT?
Too bad, Because we’re never coming back again.
That party was too awesome. There’s no way we’d ever be able to recreate it.
Not if Romo’s going to be there, especially.
Wow. Another NFL season has come and gone.
Well I bet I know who’s going to win the Super Bowl next year!
THE ILLUMINATI-FUNDED LIZARD PEOPLE POSING AS THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!
I actually believe that theory.
I’m still shocked that Russell Wilson, who in his first 2 NFL seasons has beaten Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Matt Ryan, Eli Manning, Jay Cutler, Tony Romo, RGIII, Colin Kaepernick, Carson Palmer, and Cam Newton... is now taking the high road and refusing to troll Peyton Manning?
But in fairness, I only trolled you other QBs because I found you so intimidating.
I truly want to express my admiration of each and every one of you.
The two seasons I’ve spent in the NFL have been a wonderful learning experience for me.
Competing against all of you has been an honor.
Here and now, I want to offer each of you my warmest wishes
Every one of you is an outstanding athlete, and a true master of your craft.
So let me say in conclusion, thank you, one and all, for this wonderful experience.
Wow. That was very nice Wilson.
3 hours ago . Like
I think maybe we’ve misjudged you, pal.
All right, fine. I’m still pissed that I lost, but since you’re being such a good guy about it, then thank you Wilson. I appreciate you not rubbing it in.
DON’T FALL FOR IT. IT’S A TRAP. THERE’S A SECRET CODE EMBEDDED IN RUSSELL WILSON’S REPLIES!
Don’t you conspiracy morons ever learn? Not everything has some dark, sinister code, you know?
Oh yeah? Well then why don’t you read just the first letter of every one of Russell Wilson’s messages?
Gladly. If you read just the first letters, it spells: W-O-R-L-D. C-H-A-M-P-S. B-I-T-C-H-E-S. See? Nothing trollish at all.
HOLY CRAP. RUSSELL WILSON EMBEDDED HIS TROLLING COMMENT INSIDE HIS SEEMINGLY INNOCUOUS COMMENTS TO PEYTON MANNING
Well I had to have some fun.
WOW. Apparently, the greatest trick Russell Wilson ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.
WILSON YOU GODDAMNED LITTLE SMURFETTE! I WILL BASH YOUR SKULL IN WITH A GIANT LOMBARDI AWARD
Well, you’d have to get the key to our trophy case first.
SO HELP ME WILSON, I’M GOING TO PULL YOUR SPINE OUT THROUGH YOUR THROAT AND HORSEWHIP YOU SENSELESS WITH IT!
THEN I’M GOING TO STICK MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT I’LL BE WEARING YOUR BUTTHOLE AS A GARTER!
I’M GOING TO MURDER YOU WHERE YOU STAND! I’M GOING TO PISS ALL OVER YOUR GRAVESTONE!
And I’m going to Disneyland.
ARGGGHHHH! SO ANGRY! RAGE LEVELS APPROACHING AARON RODGERS LEVELS!
Speaking of, where is Rodgers? You’d think he’d want to be here to curse out Wilson.
Wow. I’M BACK.
OMG you guys. I had an amazing adventure through time. I travelled to the past, to the future, I spoke to the 2040 versions of us, and…
That is the LAST time you will be travelling through time, 2014 version of Aaron Rodgers.
Now I order you to stay here in your own time period, and congratulate Peyton Manning on his magnificent Super Bowl victory.
You know. Because of how the Broncos won the 2014 Super Bowl by 50 points?
That’s not what happened. The Seahawks won the game 43-8
DAMMITT! YOU SEE WHAT YOUR MEDDLING WITH THE DELICATE TIME/SPACE CONTINUUM HAS DONE, AARON RODGERS?!
Wait, you’re saying that in the original version of the universe, the Broncos actually defeated the Seahawks?
And it was Aaron Rodgers’ reckless time travel that actually changed history and allowed the Seahawks to become world champions?
See? THAT’S how chaos theory works.
GODDAMMIT RODGERS! NOW I BLAME YOU FOR THIS LOSS!
NOOOO! I WAS THE KEY TO RUSSELL WILSON WINNING A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP?!
Thanks for the game-winning past interference, Aaron.
WILSON, I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT YOUR DICK OFF!
That’s a poor choice of words for you, Rodgers.
HAPPY OFFSEASON EVERYONE
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February 2, 2015 at 12:07 am
Conspiracy Nut was right, Patriots won. Maybe he’s on to something…
May 30, 2014 at 5:16 am
Anybody else think Richard Sherman wrote his own dialogue for this?
February 12, 2014 at 6:34 pm
Kenneth Smith-Brady? Son of Tom Brady and Alex Smith’s wife and… um… I really don’t know anything else about you.
February 12, 2014 at 8:18 am
February 11, 2014 at 11:17 am
February 11, 2014 at 10:16 am
Am I the only one that thinks that there should be an AU Qbs on FB? That would be AMAZING
February 8, 2014 at 7:27 pm
lol this was hilarious. grats on kickin my broncos ass seattle. man that was embarrassing =p
February 8, 2014 at 7:24 pm
great way to end the season!
February 7, 2014 at 8:44 pm
Bradford: “we’ll not with that attitude” lol
February 7, 2014 at 1:12 pm
Great Convo way better then the actual game .. Unless your a hawks fans or Broncos hater that had to be one of the worst Superbowls ever. It was a 1 sided game and not entertaining. Hell the pro bowl was more competitive!
February 7, 2014 at 11:18 am
Bahaha @ “menopausal wombat”!
Thanks for the laughs, PFM. See you next season.
February 7, 2014 at 9:59 am
Philip Rivers? Tony Romo of the AFC but with a couple of more playoff wins?
February 6, 2014 at 7:27 pm
This was terrific guys
Great way to finish up
February 6, 2014 at 2:49 pm
Or the beginning of free agency, whichever comes first.
February 6, 2014 at 1:45 pm
Great end to the season. And this is also the first time I’ve seen nothing but positive comments…maybe it’s from the euphoria of getting to watch Peyton “Choke-dam” Manning do what he does best again…anyway, well done and I can’t wait until the next one…I guess someone said it will be after the draft..??
February 6, 2014 at 12:09 pm
Russell Wilson? Supper bowl winning quarterback and troll to us everywhere.
February 6, 2014 at 11:32 am
YOU GAVE IT UP LIKE A COLLEGE GIRL WITH DADDY ISSUES!
Thats why Sherman is the best teammate ever.
February 6, 2014 at 8:58 am
Anonymous? That one comment that’s above me. And shit I got nothing
February 6, 2014 at 8:52 am
The KEC Master
February 5, 2014 at 10:20 pm
This is the Ultimate Troll! Great job!
February 5, 2014 at 1:03 pm
February 5, 2014 at 9:41 am
Epic season end is EPIC!
February 4, 2014 at 9:06 pm
February 4, 2014 at 8:15 pm
Thanx for the laughs PFM
February 4, 2014 at 7:05 pm
Thanx for a great season PFM lots of laughs can’t wait for the first one that comes out
February 4, 2014 at 4:57 pm
Some of the funniest genius shit I’ve ever read. Tying it all together like that pure genius
February 4, 2014 at 4:08 pm
Since Aaron Rodgers altered the timeline and the Broncos no longer won the Superbowl, it has been learned that Peyton “Goddamn” Manning is no longer going to become Commisoner of the NFL in the future.
It has been learned that Russel “Fucking” Wilson will now hold the title of Commsioner of the NFL in 2040. According to reports from the future, one of his most hearled moves as commsioner is his appointment of Ben Roethlisberger as head of officiating.
“I EXPLAIN THE RULES, YOU SEE”, said Roethisberger when asked to comment on his success as head of officiating.
Among other notiable accompishments during Wilson’s tenure as commsioner has been the requirement that Golden Tate’s touchdown reception vs Green Bay from the 2012 season be played before kickoff of all Packer home games.
February 4, 2014 at 2:26 pm
Im laughing so hard, I’m crying.
February 4, 2014 at 1:57 pm
Incredible work. Is it ok that I was rooting for Russell Wilson in the Super Bowl BECAUSE of Pro Football Mock? I knew that the result here would be totally worth it.
February 4, 2014 at 1:22 pm
Well Broncos are no stranger to superbowl losses that was there 5th loss out of 7 a NFL record for most SB loses. But still pretty impressive that they made it 7 times. I’m sure the vikings and bills can relate at 4 loses each. But hey at least they made it my Lions have never been to one
February 4, 2014 at 12:58 pm
Bravo. First and only funny one of the season, but it was absolutely hilarious. Well done.
February 3, 2014 at 1:05 pm
Next year we need an animated version. Great job
February 3, 2014 at 1:04 pm
Kaepernick got crap because he was caught wearing a Miami Dolphins hat earlier this year. So PFM always implies he loves the Dolphins.
February 3, 2014 at 1:03 pm
Just amazing, well done PFM staff.
February 3, 2014 at 12:58 pm
Best one in a long time. Thanks, PFM. By the way, I’m still trying to figure out why Kaepernick said “Dolphins!” Is that an error or did I miss something?
February 3, 2014 at 12:57 pm
LOL. Good one. This sucks. Now we’ll have to wait till the draft for another PFM QB’s on Facebook. Can’t wait till next season. GO BRONCOS!!!!!! 2015 Super Bowl Champs.
February 3, 2014 at 12:55 pm
Awesome! Been waiting for this since Broadway Joe messed up the coin toss. Thanks for the entertainment this year!
February 3, 2014 at 12:53 pm
WOW that was so well set up. Especially that last comment by Wilson.
February 3, 2014 at 12:52 pm
Amazing!! Can you do one a month during the off-season? besides a free agency and nfl draft one, of course
February 3, 2014 at 12:51 pm
Way to end the season. I’m just glad that if we’re going to get trolled, at least it was Wilson and we didn’t get Rick Rolled.
February 3, 2014 at 12:49 pm
What the hell am I going to do next Monday???? Thank you ‘Hawks for an outstanding season. Thanks PFM for the awesome reads.
February 3, 2014 at 12:48 pm
Floyd Mayweather must be SUPER pissed the Broncos lost but then again what idiot bets 10.4 million on a game lmao. Oh well dude will probably get it back in 1 fight anyways.
February 3, 2014 at 12:47 pm
I’m at a loss for words this was incredible. Profootbalmock.com deserves a literature award for this.
When does 2014 season start?!
February 3, 2014 at 12:45 pm
Just another day where the awesome regular season qb chokes in the playoffs again lol.
February 3, 2014 at 12:42 pm
Well played, PFM. Great end to a great season of comedy. Looking forward to many more. =)
February 3, 2014 at 12:41 pm
Brees: “Ben wa beads? Bradford, there’s no way you can fit a string a bowling balls all the way up your ass.”
Bradford: “Well, not with that attitude”
Loved that line.
And as always Wilson trolling everybody
Nick Bacon Brady
February 3, 2014 at 12:39 pm
That was awesome lol you guys pulled your socks up to finish off the season
“When is the first offseason event that merits one of these convos?”
Last year, they did one for Free Agency in March and after the draft in April. I don’t think they did anymore until after the Hall of Fame game. If they keep doing it we’ll have to wait a month for the next one.
Thank you PFM for a great season! My Mondays won’t be as meaningful until the next one.
Awesome conversation! To bad the superbowl was bo where bear this fun or exciting it was a total snoozer
February 3, 2014 at 12:38 pm
Oh. Em. Gee! This was the FUNNIEST QB’s on FB, hands down! Epic trollness by Wilson.
February 3, 2014 at 12:37 pm
Must say that was awesome. Knew the ultimate troll was coming and it was worth the wait. BEAST MODE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!
Now that, is a Super Troll
February 3, 2014 at 12:36 pm
February 3, 2014 at 12:35 pm
This has been the most incredible convo of all season. Profootballmock, you guys have made every Monday bareable all season, you’re like santa, in one night you bring original, funny tales from NFL quarterbacks minds to our computer screens for all the good little NFL fans around the world. Be back next season otherwise I’ll find you lot and beat you until you looks like the remnants of RGIII’s knee! Happy off season everyone!!!!
February 3, 2014 at 12:34 pm
Past interference on Rodgers…gotta love the irony of it.
When is the first offseason event that merits one of these convos?
February 3, 2014 at 12:32 pm
This was arguably the best of the season
February 3, 2014 at 12:31 pm
That had to be the best one ever! It’s too bad that they can’t do this again next week.
February 3, 2014 at 12:30 pm
LOLOL! Another masterpiece! Thanks for the laughs PFM!
February 3, 2014 at 12:29 pm
Omg I just love Russell Wilson’s trolls hahaha best troll ever! And Peyton you will always be one of the great qbs but man you choke so badly in the playoffs. You will always be the #1 choker in NFL history!
This took so long! but was so worth it!
February 3, 2014 at 12:28 pm
Oh my, Russell Wilson’s final line is like pure perfection. I think I may need a cigarette after reading that.
February 3, 2014 at 12:25 pm
February 3, 2014 at 12:23 pm
I just love Russell Wilson
February 3, 2014 at 12:22 pm
That was the most incredible trolling that I have ever seen in my life.
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