NFL QBs on FACEBOOK: “SEACHAMPS”

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Updated: February 3, 2014

SEACHAMPS 475

RUSSELL WILSON

We won the Super Bowl. Cool.

SEATTLE FANS EVERYWHERE are now going to somehow become even more obnoxious than they already were.

PEYTON MANNING

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU

PEYTON MANNING

UUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCC

PEYTON MANNING

CCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK

DREW BREES

Manning seems to be taking this well.

PEYTON MANNING

GODDAMN YOU RUSSELL WILSON, YOU PINT SIZED URINAL CAKE OF A MAN. YOU AND YOUR SEAHAWKS RUINED MY LEGACY!

TOM BRADY

Manning you shit the bed in a cold weather playoff game. I’d say if anything, you ENHANCED your legacy.

RUSSELL WILSON

Oh, not at all. Everyone knows that Peyton Manning is one of the greatest, if not the greatest QB of all time.

PEYTON MANNING

WILSON I WILL... wait what?

MATT RYAN

Russell Wilson’s taking the high road? Really?

RUSSELL WILSON

Really. I want to congratulate you Peyton, on your record-setting 2013 season.

PEYTON MANNING

BULLSHIT. You’re running one of your stupid sneaky troll scams. I KNOW IT.

RUSSELL WILSON

Listen, I may be sneaky at times, but I still respect you for all your amazing accomplishments.

PEYTON MANNING

I DON’T BELIEVE YOUR FLATTERY FOR ONE SECOND, YOU ANNOYING LITTLE SEA-GNAT

RUSSELL WILSON

Doubting me is totally understandable, but I have nothing bad to say about you.

MALCOLM SMITH

Well if he won’t then I will. SUCK IT MANNING! WHOO-HOOO! WORLD CHAMPION SEAHAWKS!!!!!

PHILIP RIVERS

Malcolm Smith? Seattle’s Super Bowl MVP who also…um…

PHILIP RIVERS

…that’s pretty much all I know about you.

ALEX SMITH

Seriously. On a team with so many big-name players, how does some unknown schlub called a “Malcolm Smith” win MVP honors?

ANDY DALTON

This is the 2nd straight season that an obscure, marginally talented-at-best player has taken home that trophy.

JOE FLACCO

STICK YOUR DICK IN A LAWNMOWER, DALTON

MALCOLM SMITH

Marginally talented? I picked off a Peyton Manning pass for a TD in the Super Bowl!

TRACY PORTER

Welcome to the club. We’re having jackets made.

MALCOLM SMITH

And I just want to add that…

THE CONSPIRACY NUT WHO INTERRUPTED MALCOLM SMITH'S SPEECH

911 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! THE MOON LANDING WAS FAKED! TRIX AREN’T REALLY JUST FOR KIDS! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!

PHILIP RIVERS

The conspiracy nut who interrupted Malcolm Smith’s post-game press conference? The one who, um, interrupted Malcolm Smith’s press conference?

DREW BREES

Really saved your “A” game for the end of the season, eh Rivers?

THE CONSPIRACY NUT WHO INTERRUPTED MALCOLM SMITH'S SPEECH

GLOBAL WARMING IS A HOAX! HITLER IS ALIVE AND WELL AND SINGING BACKUP FOR KATY PERRY! OPEN YOUR EYES!

JAY CUTLER

Someone shut that asshole up.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Seriously. A QB convo is not the place for jibberish-spewing morons.

TIM TEBOW

DID EVERYONE SEE MY HILARIOUS T-MOBILE ADS YESTERDAY?

TOM BRADY

Get lost.

TIM TEBOW

OKIE-DOKE BYE!

PEYTON MANNING

THIS LOSS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED! I FEEL LIKE MY HEART JUST TOOK AN ENORMOUS SHIT ON MY SOUL!

ALEX SMITH

HAHAHA MANNING. YOUR FAILURE WENT NUCLEAR WITH THAT MUSHROOM CLOUD OF SUCK YESTERDAY.

TOM BRADY

Hey, do you guys hear that soft little gasping sound? That’s the death rattle of Peyton Manning’s NFL legacy.

PEYTON MANNING

I BLAME YOU FOR THIS, JOE NAMATH!

JOE NAMATH

What? How the hell is your loss (hic) my fault?

PEYTON MANNING

Your feeble attempt at an opening coin flip was intercepted at the last minute!

TOM BRADY

He’s a Jets QB, all right.

PEYTON MANNING

If you hadn’t messed up that coin toss, then EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT FROM THAT POINT FORWARD AND WE WOULD HAVE DEFINITELY WON BY AT LEAST 50 POINTS!

A BUTTERFLY FLAPPING ITS WINGS IN CHINA

That’s not exactly how chaos theory works

JAY CUTLER

Manning, quit trying to pass your blame off onto some alcoholic 90 year old. YOU lost that game with another one of your patented cold weather collapses.

ANDY DALTON

Hey, here’s a joke you guys: Why is Peyton Manning like Abraham Lincoln?

ANDY DALTON

Neither of them can finish a play.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BECAUSE JOHN WILKES BOOTH SHOT LINCOLN

THE CONSPIRACY NUT WHO INTERRUPTED MALCOLM SMITH'S SPEECH

WRONG. IT WAS THE CIA WORKING IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE KNIGHTS TEMPLAR. YOU’RE ALL JUST BRAINWASHED LEMMINGS!

PEYTON MANNING

Shut up, SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! God, it's like an abortion in my ears.

ARCHIE MANNING

I WISH TO HELL YOUR MOTHER AND I HAD ABORTED YOUR WORTHLESS ASS 37 YEARS AGO!

PHILIP RIVERS

Archie Manning? Manning family patriarch and nemesis to Chargers fans everywhere?

ARCHIE MANNING

Once again Peyton, you’ve brought SHAME AND DISGRACE to my proud family name with yet another playoff meltdown!

PEYTON MANNING

Are you disappointed in me Dad?

ARCHIE MANNING

Disappointed? Oh son, no, I’m not disappointed. I’m just fucking MAD.

PEYTON MANNING

IT’S NOT MY FAULT! None of the plays we ran yesterday worked!

ARCHIE MANNING

Did you do what I told you during your game prep?

PEYTON MANNING

YES! I asked Eli for tips on playing in MetLife stadium.

PEYTON MANNING

And then tried to do the exact opposite, just like you said.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BECAUSE ELI MANNING WAS TERRIBLE THIS SEASON.

ARCHIE MANNING

CHRIST, WHY DO ALL MY AWFUL BRATS SUCK SO BADLY AT FOOTBALL?!

ELI MANNING

Um, quick “Manning Family Super Bowl Ring Count.” Eli: 2. Peyton: 1. Dad, Mom, Cooper, and the dog: all tied with ZERO.

PEYTON MANNING

I SHOULD HAVE WON MY 2nd RING YESTERDY, DAMMIT. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, MANNY RAMIREZ

MANNY RAMIREZ

WHAT? DID SOMEONE “HIKE?”?

MANNY RAMIREZ

(snaps ball)

PEYTON MANNING

THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. Your feeble attempt at a shotgun snap on the first play of the game sailed into the end zone. That set the tone for the entire afternoon!

MANNY RAMIREZ

It wasn’t my fault! I couldn’t hear the snap count because the Seahawks home crowd was too loud!

MIKE GLENNON

You were on a neutral site. The stadium was, at most, only half filled with Seahawks fans

SEAHAWKS FANS

WE’RE JUST THAT FUCKING LOUD!

MANNY RAMERIZ

(snaps ball)

PEYTON MANNING

GODAMMIT RAMIREZ, YOU HAVE THE FOOTBALL IQ OF A BREADSTICK!

PEYTON MANNING

If you hadn’t cost us a 2-point safety on the first play, that ENTIRE 43-8 GAME would have turned out differently!

RYAN TANNEHILL

You’re right. The score would have been 41-10 instead.

A BUTTERFLY FLAPPING ITS WINGS IN CHINA

You really don’t get how changing one small event in the past works, do you?

MARSHAWN LYNCH

WORLD CHAMPION BEAST MODE, MOTHERFUCKERS

SPORTS JOURNALISTS

Oh, NOW you have something to say?

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE HAPPY WITH MODEST CONTRIBUTIONS IN SUPER BOWL VICTORY. PROUD TO HAVE SCORED FIRST TOUCHDOWN IN LAUGHABLY EASY GAME, BOSS

MARSHAWN LYNCH

YET BEAST MODE STILL MORE THAN DOUBLED RUSHING YARDAGE OF PUNY BRONCO COUNTERPART, NOSERING POTATO

KNOWSHON MORENO

Well maybe I could’ve done a little better if my lineman could BLOCK WORTH A SHIT

MANNY RAMIREZ

(snaps ball)

RGIII

I still can’t get believe that Malcolm Smith won the MVP award.

MATT RYAN

Especially when there are LOTS of other players who could be considered Seattle’s MVP

MIKE GLENNON

Like Kam Chancellor, or Cliff Avril

TOM BRADY

Or Peyton Manning

PEYTON MANNING

EAT A RAZOR CAKE, BRADY

COLIN KAEPERNICK

It wasn’t a great day for all the Seahawks. Richard Sherman hurt his leg pretty bad.

PEYTON MANNING

YOU'RE JUST SAYING THAT TO CHEER ME UP

RICHARD SHERMAN

LEGION OF BOOM, BITCHES.

RICHARD SHERMAN

What, you thought my high ankle sprain was gonna keep me from celebrating our first degree Manning-slaughter? WRONG.

DEMARYIUS THOMAS

BEAT IT SHERMAN YOU LOUD MOUTHED HOBBLEGOBLIN. Your Lame-ass Legion of Boom didn’t stop me. I set a Super Bowl record for receptions!

RICHARD SHERMAN

Yeah, but what about your critical 3rd quarter fumble? HAHAHA. YOU GAVE IT UP LIKE A COLLEGE GIRL WITH DADDY ISSUES!

DEMARYIUS THOMAS

At least I play the game with humility and class, which is more than you can say

RICHARD SHERMAN

How dare you question my humility? I’ll have you know I’M THE MOST HUMBLE PLAYER OF ALL TIME!

RICHARD SHERMAN

I HAVE MORE DIGNITY AND GRACE IN MY 12 INCH COCK THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE TALENTLESS SECOND-PLACE FINISHING BODY. I WILL OUT-HUMBLE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU ANY DAY OF THE WEEK

RUSSELL WILSON

Clearly our defense played an excellent game yesterday.

RUSSELL WILSON

However I have to give props to Peyton for setting a Super Bowl record for completions with 34.

KAM CHANCELLOR

Not to mention the two he completed to us.

PEYTON MANNING

FUCK YOU AND YOUR LIME GREEN JELLO SNOTRAG UNIFORMS, CHANCELLOR!

CLIFF AVRIL

HAHAHAH MANNING! THE LEGION OF BOOM HAD YOU UP TO YOUR TITS IN TURNOVERS, YOU LURCHING DONKEYDICK!

RUSSELL WILSON

All right now, let’s not lower ourselves to personal insults.

RUSSEL WILSON

My hat’s off to Peyton and the entire Broncos team.

NICK FOLES

You’re… really freaking us out here Wilson.

RUSSELL WILSON

Perhaps we’ll meet Denver again in next year’s Super Bowl. That would be a great rematch.

PEYTON MANNING

WHAT IS YOUR GAME HERE, WILSON? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BEING SO NICE?

RUSSELL WILSON

Simply Put? I hold you in high esteem and want to congratulate you on a good game.

PEYTON MANNING

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, WES WELKER!

WES WELKER

Oh Jesus. How the hell is it my fault?

PEYTON MANNING

You’re now 0-3 in the Super Bowl. CLEARLY YOU’RE CURSED!

WES WELKER

Well, I do blame a member of the Manning clan for all 3 of my losses, if that’s what you mean.

ALEX SMITH

Oh, shut your referee complain-hole, Manning. That drubbing you got yesterday was your own damn fault.

TOM BRADY

Just because you threw the football worse than a menopausal wombat is no reason to blame everyone else around you.

DREW BREES

Christ, you’re so bitter your jizz must be pure Starbucks Dark Roast

PEYTON MANNING

MIND YOUR OWN DICKNESS, BIZFACE!

NICK FOLES

Hey you guys, this new Asshole Detector I got at Christmas is lighting up like crazy.

TONY ROMO

I HATE YOU GUYS!

NICK FOLES

Wow. It works.

TONY ROMO

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED YESTERDAY?!?!?!

JAY CUTLER

The fuck you jabbering about Romo?

TONY ROMO

MY SUPER BOWL PARTY. THE ONE YOU ALL PROMISED TO COME TO?

RGIII

We were there. It was awesome.

MATT STAFFORD

I had a fantastic time. The food was killer. That open bar was great. Just a fantastic setup all around.

CARSON PALMER

Well done, Romo. You did a terrific job putting that shindig together. It was truly the best party ever.

TONY ROMO

But someone locked me down in the basement right before kickoff! I WASN’T EVEN THERE DURING THE PARTY.

CAM NEWTON

We know. That’s what made it the best party ever

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES TONY ROMO

TONY ROMO

WHO THE HELL LOCKED ME IN THE BASEMENT?!

SAM BRADFORD

Oh, that was me. I was in your garage looking for some bowling balls to string together as ben-wa beads, and I must’ve accidentally locked the basement door when I left.

DREW BREES

Ben wa beads? Bradford, there’s no way you can fit a string a bowling balls all the way up your ass.

SAM BRADFORD

Well not with that attitude.

TONY ROMO

So I finally threw the party of the century and I MISSED IT?

MIKE GLENNON

Too bad, Because we’re never coming back again.

GENO SMITH

That party was too awesome. There’s no way we’d ever be able to recreate it.

JAY CUTLER

Not if Romo’s going to be there, especially.

MATT RYAN

Wow. Another NFL season has come and gone.

JOE FLACCO

Well I bet I know who’s going to win the Super Bowl next year!

ANDREW LUCK

COLTS!

DREW BREES

SAINTS!

COLIN KAEPERNICK

DOLPHINS!

THE CONSPIRACY NUT WHO INTERRUPTED MALCOLM SMITH'S SPEECH

THE ILLUMINATI-FUNDED LIZARD PEOPLE POSING AS THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS!

RYAN TANNEHILL

I actually believe that theory.

ANDY DALTON

I’m still shocked that Russell Wilson, who in his first 2 NFL seasons has beaten Aaron Rodgers, Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Matt Ryan, Eli Manning, Jay Cutler, Tony Romo, RGIII, Colin Kaepernick, Carson Palmer, and Cam Newton... is now taking the high road and refusing to troll Peyton Manning?

RUSSELL WILSON

But in fairness, I only trolled you other QBs because I found you so intimidating.

RUSSELL WILSON

I truly want to express my admiration of each and every one of you.

RUSSELL WILSON

The two seasons I’ve spent in the NFL have been a wonderful learning experience for me.

RUSSELL WILSON

Competing against all of you has been an honor.

RUSSELL WILSON

Here and now, I want to offer each of you my warmest wishes

RUSSELL WILSON

Every one of you is an outstanding athlete, and a true master of your craft.

RUSSELL WILSON

So let me say in conclusion, thank you, one and all, for this wonderful experience.

DREW BREES

Wow. That was very nice Wilson.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

I think maybe we’ve misjudged you, pal.

PEYTON MANNING

All right, fine. I’m still pissed that I lost, but since you’re being such a good guy about it, then thank you Wilson. I appreciate you not rubbing it in.

THE CONSPIRACY NUT WHO INTERRUPTED MALCOLM SMITH'S SPEECH

DON’T FALL FOR IT. IT’S A TRAP. THERE’S A SECRET CODE EMBEDDED IN RUSSELL WILSON’S REPLIES!

JAY CUTLER

Don’t you conspiracy morons ever learn? Not everything has some dark, sinister code, you know?

THE CONSPIRACY NUT WHO INTERRUPTED MALCOLM SMITH'S SPEECH

Oh yeah? Well then why don’t you read just the first letter of every one of Russell Wilson’s messages?

DREW BREES

Gladly. If you read just the first letters, it spells:

W-O-R-L-D.
C-H-A-M-P-S.
B-I-T-C-H-E-S.

See? Nothing trollish at all.

DREW BREES

DREW BREES

HOLY CRAP. RUSSELL WILSON EMBEDDED HIS TROLLING COMMENT INSIDE HIS SEEMINGLY INNOCUOUS COMMENTS TO PEYTON MANNING

M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN

TWIST!

RUSSELL WILSON

Well I had to have some fun.

ANDY DALTON

WOW. Apparently, the greatest trick Russell Wilson ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.

PEYTON MANNING

WILSON YOU GODDAMNED LITTLE SMURFETTE! I WILL BASH YOUR SKULL IN WITH A GIANT LOMBARDI AWARD

RUSSELL WILSON

Well, you’d have to get the key to our trophy case first.

PEYTON MANNING

SO HELP ME WILSON, I’M GOING TO PULL YOUR SPINE OUT THROUGH YOUR THROAT AND HORSEWHIP YOU SENSELESS WITH IT!

PEYTON MANNING

THEN I’M GOING TO STICK MY FOOT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS THAT I’LL BE WEARING YOUR BUTTHOLE AS A GARTER!

PEYTON MANNING

I’M GOING TO MURDER YOU WHERE YOU STAND! I’M GOING TO PISS ALL OVER YOUR GRAVESTONE!

RUSSELL WILSON

And I’m going to Disneyland.

PEYTON MANNING

ARGGGHHHH! SO ANGRY! RAGE LEVELS APPROACHING AARON RODGERS LEVELS!

JOE FLACCO

Speaking of, where is Rodgers? You’d think he’d want to be here to curse out Wilson.

AARON RODGERS

(poof)

AARON RODGERS

Wow. I’M BACK.

AARON RODGERS

OMG you guys. I had an amazing adventure through time. I travelled to the past, to the future, I spoke to the 2040 versions of us, and…

2040 VERSION OF ROGER GOODELL

(poof)

2040 VERSION OF ROGER GOODELL

That is the LAST time you will be travelling through time, 2014 version of Aaron Rodgers.

2040 VERSION OF ROGER GOODELL

Now I order you to stay here in your own time period, and congratulate Peyton Manning on his magnificent Super Bowl victory.

PEYTON MANNING

My WHAT?

2040 VERSION OF ROGER GOODELL

You know. Because of how the Broncos won the 2014 Super Bowl by 50 points?

ALEX SMITH

That’s not what happened. The Seahawks won the game 43-8

2040 VERSION OF ROGER GOODELL

DAMMITT! YOU SEE WHAT YOUR MEDDLING WITH THE DELICATE TIME/SPACE CONTINUUM HAS DONE, AARON RODGERS?!

PHILIP RIVERS

Wait, you’re saying that in the original version of the universe, the Broncos actually defeated the Seahawks?

RYAN TANNEHILL

And it was Aaron Rodgers’ reckless time travel that actually changed history and allowed the Seahawks to become world champions?

A BUTTERFLY FLAPPING ITS WINGS IN CHINA

See? THAT’S how chaos theory works.

PEYTON MANNING

GODDAMMIT RODGERS! NOW I BLAME YOU FOR THIS LOSS!

AARON RODGERS

NOOOO! I WAS THE KEY TO RUSSELL WILSON WINNING A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP?!

RUSSELL WILSON

Thanks for the game-winning past interference, Aaron.

AARON RODGERS

WILSON, I WILL PERSONALLY BEAT YOUR DICK OFF!

JAY CUTLER

That’s a poor choice of words for you, Rodgers.

PROFOOTBALLMOCK

HAPPY OFFSEASON EVERYONE

MANNY RAMIREZ

(snaps ball)

NFL QBs on FACEBOOK: “SEACHAMPS”

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66 Comments

  1. Brian

    May 30, 2014 at 5:16 am

    Anybody else think Richard Sherman wrote his own dialogue for this?

  2. Philip Rivers

    February 12, 2014 at 6:34 pm

    Kenneth Smith-Brady? Son of Tom Brady and Alex Smith’s wife and… um… I really don’t know anything else about you.

  3. Anonymous

    February 12, 2014 at 8:18 am

    Very nice

  4. Blake Tull

    February 11, 2014 at 11:17 am

    Top notch!

  5. Kenneth Smith-Brady

    February 11, 2014 at 10:16 am

    Am I the only one that thinks that there should be an AU Qbs on FB? That would be AMAZING

  6. Anonymous

    February 8, 2014 at 7:27 pm

    lol this was hilarious. grats on kickin my broncos ass seattle. man that was embarrassing =p

  7. Chuck

    February 8, 2014 at 7:24 pm

    great way to end the season!

  8. DirtyBird221

    February 7, 2014 at 8:44 pm

    Bradford: “we’ll not with that attitude” lol

  9. Anonymous

    February 7, 2014 at 1:12 pm

    Great Convo way better then the actual game .. Unless your a hawks fans or Broncos hater that had to be one of the worst Superbowls ever. It was a 1 sided game and not entertaining. Hell the pro bowl was more competitive!

  10. Court_Jeffster

    February 7, 2014 at 11:18 am

    Bahaha @ “menopausal wombat”!

    Thanks for the laughs, PFM. See you next season.

  11. Anonymous

    February 7, 2014 at 9:59 am

    Philip Rivers? Tony Romo of the AFC but with a couple of more playoff wins?

  12. Anonymous

    February 6, 2014 at 7:27 pm

    This was terrific guys
    Great way to finish up

  13. Anonymous

    February 6, 2014 at 2:49 pm

    Or the beginning of free agency, whichever comes first.

  14. Anonymous

    February 6, 2014 at 1:45 pm

    Great end to the season. And this is also the first time I’ve seen nothing but positive comments…maybe it’s from the euphoria of getting to watch Peyton “Choke-dam” Manning do what he does best again…anyway, well done and I can’t wait until the next one…I guess someone said it will be after the draft..??

  15. Philip Rivers

    February 6, 2014 at 12:09 pm

    Russell Wilson? Supper bowl winning quarterback and troll to us everywhere.

  16. DangerRuss

    February 6, 2014 at 11:32 am

    YOU GAVE IT UP LIKE A COLLEGE GIRL WITH DADDY ISSUES!
    Thats why Sherman is the best teammate ever.

  17. Philip Rivers

    February 6, 2014 at 8:58 am

    Anonymous? That one comment that’s above me. And shit I got nothing

  18. Anonymous

    February 6, 2014 at 8:52 am

    absolute genius

  19. The KEC Master

    February 5, 2014 at 10:20 pm

    This is the Ultimate Troll! Great job!

  20. Anonymous

    February 5, 2014 at 1:03 pm

    trolololol

  21. Rob Knorr

    February 5, 2014 at 9:41 am

    Epic season end is EPIC!

  22. Ima Luthier

    February 4, 2014 at 9:06 pm

    Best…Mock…EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

  23. Aaronrodgersfan

    February 4, 2014 at 8:15 pm

    Thanx for the laughs PFM

  24. Fred correa

    February 4, 2014 at 7:05 pm

    Thanx for a great season PFM lots of laughs can’t wait for the first one that comes out

  25. Steve Mari

    February 4, 2014 at 4:57 pm

    Some of the funniest genius shit I’ve ever read. Tying it all together like that pure genius

  26. Future Guy

    February 4, 2014 at 4:08 pm

    Since Aaron Rodgers altered the timeline and the Broncos no longer won the Superbowl, it has been learned that Peyton “Goddamn” Manning is no longer going to become Commisoner of the NFL in the future.

    It has been learned that Russel “Fucking” Wilson will now hold the title of Commsioner of the NFL in 2040. According to reports from the future, one of his most hearled moves as commsioner is his appointment of Ben Roethlisberger as head of officiating.

    “I EXPLAIN THE RULES, YOU SEE”, said Roethisberger when asked to comment on his success as head of officiating.

    Among other notiable accompishments during Wilson’s tenure as commsioner has been the requirement that Golden Tate’s touchdown reception vs Green Bay from the 2012 season be played before kickoff of all Packer home games.

  27. nemo

    February 4, 2014 at 2:26 pm

    Im laughing so hard, I’m crying.

  28. Jason Glaser

    February 4, 2014 at 1:57 pm

    Incredible work. Is it ok that I was rooting for Russell Wilson in the Super Bowl BECAUSE of Pro Football Mock? I knew that the result here would be totally worth it.

  29. Detroit

    February 4, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    Well Broncos are no stranger to superbowl losses that was there 5th loss out of 7 a NFL record for most SB loses. But still pretty impressive that they made it 7 times. I’m sure the vikings and bills can relate at 4 loses each. But hey at least they made it my Lions have never been to one :(

  30. Anonymous

    February 4, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    Bravo. First and only funny one of the season, but it was absolutely hilarious. Well done.

  31. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 1:05 pm

    Next year we need an animated version. Great job

  32. BeastMode24

    February 3, 2014 at 1:04 pm

    Kaepernick got crap because he was caught wearing a Miami Dolphins hat earlier this year. So PFM always implies he loves the Dolphins.

  33. BeastMode24

    February 3, 2014 at 1:03 pm

    Just amazing, well done PFM staff.

  34. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    Best one in a long time. Thanks, PFM. By the way, I’m still trying to figure out why Kaepernick said “Dolphins!” Is that an error or did I miss something?

  35. Doug

    February 3, 2014 at 12:57 pm

    LOL. Good one. This sucks. Now we’ll have to wait till the draft for another PFM QB’s on Facebook. Can’t wait till next season. GO BRONCOS!!!!!! 2015 Super Bowl Champs.

  36. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:55 pm

    Awesome! Been waiting for this since Broadway Joe messed up the coin toss. Thanks for the entertainment this year!

  37. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:53 pm

    WOW that was so well set up. Especially that last comment by Wilson.

  38. pretim

    February 3, 2014 at 12:52 pm

    Amazing!! Can you do one a month during the off-season? besides a free agency and nfl draft one, of course

  39. Dean

    February 3, 2014 at 12:51 pm

    Way to end the season. I’m just glad that if we’re going to get trolled, at least it was Wilson and we didn’t get Rick Rolled.

  40. LIaK

    February 3, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    What the hell am I going to do next Monday???? Thank you ‘Hawks for an outstanding season. Thanks PFM for the awesome reads.

  41. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:48 pm

    Floyd Mayweather must be SUPER pissed the Broncos lost but then again what idiot bets 10.4 million on a game lmao. Oh well dude will probably get it back in 1 fight anyways.

  42. CJ

    February 3, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    I’m at a loss for words this was incredible. Profootbalmock.com deserves a literature award for this.

  43. Vaughn-Debbie Payne

    February 3, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    When does 2014 season start?!

  44. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:45 pm

    Just another day where the awesome regular season qb chokes in the playoffs again lol.

  45. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:42 pm

    Well played, PFM. Great end to a great season of comedy. Looking forward to many more. =)

  46. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:41 pm

    Brees: “Ben wa beads? Bradford, there’s no way you can fit a string a bowling balls all the way up your ass.”
    Bradford: “Well, not with that attitude”

    Loved that line.

    And as always Wilson trolling everybody

  47. Nick Bacon Brady

    February 3, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    That was awesome lol you guys pulled your socks up to finish off the season

  48. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    “When is the first offseason event that merits one of these convos?”

    Last year, they did one for Free Agency in March and after the draft in April. I don’t think they did anymore until after the Hall of Fame game. If they keep doing it we’ll have to wait a month for the next one.

    Thank you PFM for a great season! My Mondays won’t be as meaningful until the next one.

  49. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:39 pm

    Awesome conversation! To bad the superbowl was bo where bear this fun or exciting it was a total snoozer

  50. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:38 pm

    Oh. Em. Gee! This was the FUNNIEST QB’s on FB, hands down! Epic trollness by Wilson.

  51. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:37 pm

    Must say that was awesome. Knew the ultimate troll was coming and it was worth the wait. BEAST MODE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!

  52. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:37 pm

    Now that, is a Super Troll

  53. Tom

    February 3, 2014 at 12:36 pm

    This…

    is beautiful.

  54. James

    February 3, 2014 at 12:35 pm

    This has been the most incredible convo of all season. Profootballmock, you guys have made every Monday bareable all season, you’re like santa, in one night you bring original, funny tales from NFL quarterbacks minds to our computer screens for all the good little NFL fans around the world. Be back next season otherwise I’ll find you lot and beat you until you looks like the remnants of RGIII’s knee! Happy off season everyone!!!!

  55. USS Ben

    February 3, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    Past interference on Rodgers…gotta love the irony of it. :)

  56. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    When is the first offseason event that merits one of these convos?

  57. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:32 pm

    This was arguably the best of the season

  58. alexgiobbi

    February 3, 2014 at 12:31 pm

    That had to be the best one ever! It’s too bad that they can’t do this again next week.

  59. USS Ben

    February 3, 2014 at 12:30 pm

    LOLOL! Another masterpiece! Thanks for the laughs PFM!

  60. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:29 pm

    Omg I just love Russell Wilson’s trolls hahaha best troll ever! And Peyton you will always be one of the great qbs but man you choke so badly in the playoffs. You will always be the #1 choker in NFL history!

  61. JeremyCB29

    February 3, 2014 at 12:29 pm

    This took so long! but was so worth it!

  62. Amused Fan

    February 3, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    W-O-R-L-D-S
    B-E-S-T
    T-R-O-L-L!

  63. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:28 pm

    Oh my, Russell Wilson’s final line is like pure perfection. I think I may need a cigarette after reading that.

  64. Cygnia

    February 3, 2014 at 12:25 pm

    EPIC!

  65. Anonymous

    February 3, 2014 at 12:23 pm

    I just love Russell Wilson

  66. bpeterson464

    February 3, 2014 at 12:22 pm

    That was the most incredible trolling that I have ever seen in my life.

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