NFL QBs on Facebook: “RESTING THE STARTERS”

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Updated: September 1, 2014

Resting the Starters 475

KYLE ORTON

Hello? Um, Go Bills, I guess? Is that how you start one of these things?

MATT HASSELBECK

What are you doing?

KYLE ORTON

I heard that Peyton Manning, Tom Brady and all the rest of the starters are getting this week off. Something about keeping their fingers fresh for the regular season.

KYLE ORTON

So I thought maybe us backups could get some much needed work in a convo this week.

JASON CAMPBELL

Well if anyone needs extra work, it’s YOU, Mister “Can’t Decide If He’s Retired Or Not.”

BRETT FAVRE likes this

MARK SANCHEZ

Seriously, Orton. Why’d you quit the Cowboys, then un-retire to sign with the Bills of all teams?

MATT MOORE

They have no owner. They have no good linemen. They have no experienced receivers.

KYLE ORTON

They also have no Jerry Jones.

MATT MOORE

Oh right. Okay, that’s a smart move then.

KIRK COUSINS

HISTORY LESSON TIME, DICKWEEDS!

KIRK COUSINS

First there was Sammy Baugh. Then Sonny Jurgensen. And Joe Theismann.

KIRK COUSINS

BUT THEY ALL PALE IN COMPARISON TO THE MIGHTY KIRK COUSINS. THE GREATEST QB IN WASHINGTON REDSKINS HISTORY!

RYAN NASSIB

You're not even the starting QB for the Washington Redskins, Cousins.

KIRK COUSINS

That’s just a matter of time, Spazzbasket. Robert Griffin has looked HORRIBLE this preseason.

KIRK COUSINS

Maybe it’s because he’s struggling to adapt to a new head coach. Maybe it’s because of the Extra Strength Nyquil I slip into his Gatorade before every game. Who can really say?

KIRK COUSINS

The point is that soon, I will assume my rightful place as the Redskins #1 signal caller.

DEREK ANDERSON

Over RGIII? Do you know how much they gave up to get him?

KIRK COUSINS

SO WHAT? I’m more accurate than him. I have a stronger arm than him. I'm better looking than him.

KIRK COUSINS

THERE'S NOTHING RGIII HAS THAT I DON'T!

T.J. YATES

Except the starting job.

KIRK COUSINS

YATES, I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY CLIPBOARD!

T.J. YATES

I’M NOT AFRAID TO FIGHT YOU, SUCKTARD. Here in Georgia, fucking up our cousins comes naturally to us.

BRUCE GRADKOWSKI

BECAUSE PEOPLE OFTEN HAVE SEX WITH THEIR RELATIVES IN THE DEEP SOUTH, YOU SEE.

MATT MOORE

Yes, we get the joke, Gradkowski.

TYROD TAYLOR

Man, I’m starting to wonder if the Pittsburgh Steelers give some sort of stupid pills to all their QBs.

TERRY BRADSHAW

I CAN CONFIRM THIS.

KORDELL STEWART

THE PILLS ARE SHAPED LIKE FLINTSTONES CHARACTERS!

NEIL O'DONNELL

I STARTED EATING MINE DURING THE FOURTH QUARTER OF THE ‘96 SUPER BOWL.

LARRY BROWN likes this

BRUCE GRADKOWSKI

THE JOKE HERE IS THAT THE STEELERS HAVE A HISTORY OF NOT-SO-BRIGHT QUARTERBACKS.

TEDDY BRIDGEWATER

I dare say, I don't think I belong in the same class as you 2nd string ruffians.

TEDDY BRIDGEWATER

My first round draft pedigree, coupled with my abundance of gridiron talent, clearly indicates that I will rise to the top of the Vikings depth chart in short order, indeed.

RYAN NASSIB

CAN IT, BUSTWATER. You’re stuck down here in Bench City with the rest of us. So get used to it like we have.

TEDDY BRIDGEWATER

RUBBISH! What lowly manner of men are you that would accept the shame of a secondary position on a footballing club? HAVE YOU NO PRIDE, GENTLEMEN?

CHARLIE WHITEHURST

Trust me, Bridgewater, ANY QB can find himself stuck in the “backup zone.”

BLAINE GABBERT

That’s right. Even a former high draft pick.

MATT HASSELBECK

Or an experienced long-time starter.

DAN ORLOVSKY

Hell, you can even be part of an 0-16 nightmare, leave a team, and they’ll STILL hire you back as their 2nd stringer.

DREW STANTON

The Lions brought you back, Orlovsky? Weren’t they afraid you’d bring some of that 2008 “winless” stink with you?

DAN ORLOVSKY

Naw, The guards have strict orders to shoot Matt Millen if he comes within 500 yards of the team headquarters, so we should be okay.

TIM TEBOW

Hi fellas. Listen, I don't mean to sound preachy here…

DEREK ANDERSON

“Words you never thought you’d hear Tim Tebow say.”

TIM TEBOW

…but I can't help but wonder if you guys aren't complaining about your situations a little too much.

TIM TEBOW

Playing in the NFL, even as a backup, is an honor and a privilege, and you should cherish it like the blessed gift from God that it is.

RYAN NASSIB

SHUT YOUR CONFESSION–HOLE TEBOW!

RYAN NASSIB

The only reason your career as a backup QB is over is because you throw a football like a blind octopus.

MATT HASSELBECK

“Like a blind octopus?” That insult makes no sense.

RYAN NASSIB

Well what was I supposed to say?

MATT HASSELBECK

Just tell him he “throws like Tim Tebow" that's pretty much the ultimate put-down for an NFL QB.

MATT FLYNN

GO SEAHAWKS!!!! WHOOOO!!!

MATT FLYNN

THIS THURSDAY IN THE SEASON OPENER, WE’RE GONNA CRUSH THE GREEN BAY PACKERS!

T.J. YATES

Hey dumbfuck. You’re ON the Green Bay Packers.

MATT FLYNN

Am I? Hang on, lemme do a Wikipedia check

MATT FLYNN

Holy crap you’re right. I AM on the Packers. Honestly, I lose track sometimes.

BRUCE GRADKOWSKI

MATT FLYNN HAS PLAYED FOR A LOT OF TEAMS, YOU SEE

JASON CAMPBELL

Oh, you want to talk about journeymen? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TEAMS I'VE BEEN ON?

JASON CAMPBELL

The Redskins. The Raiders. The Bears. The Browns. AND NOW THE BENGALS.

TYROD TAYLOR

Geez Campbell. You're like the patron saint of crappy NFL teams.

JIMMY CLAUSEN

The Bears aren’t crappy.

REX GROSSMAN

Oh yes they are. That's why THEY HAVEN'T BEEN BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL SINCE SEXY REXY LEFT TOWN!

LUKE McCOWN

No, the defense carried the Bears to that Super Bowl, Grossman. If anything, your shitty QB play is what lost the game for them.

REX GROSSMAN

WRONG, PUSSY SQUIRT!

REX GROSSMAN

My patented style of TOSSING BOMBS AND BANGING BITCHES is what carried the Bears in ‘06.

REX GROSSMAN

Browns fans should be thanking whatever God has forsaken their craphole city that their team signed ME for their "backup–soon–to–be–starter" position.

JOHNNY MANZIEL

PISS OFF GROSSMUNCH!

JOHNNY MANZIEL

The Browns already CUT your sorry ass over the weekend.

JOHNNY MANZIEL

I am the only "backup–soon–to–be–starter" in this one-hooker town. So if there's any bomb-tossing or bitch banging to be done around here, JOHNNY FUCKING FOOTBALL will be the one to do it.

KYLE ORTON

Does anyone else feel cheated that we didn’t get to see Rex Grossman mentoring Johnny Manziel for a full season?

MATT HASSELBECK

Yep. Then they would’ve just had to sign Vince Young to hit “Shitty Party QB Bingo.”

JOHNNY MANZIEL

LISTEN YOU EVERLASTING JOCKSLOPPERS, YOU ARE TALKING TO THE ONLY ROOKIE TO EVER WIN THE HEISMAN TROPHY!

JOHNNY MANZIEL

NOT TO MENTION THE GREATEST PLAYER IN CLEVELAND BROWNS HISTORY!

JOHNNY MANZIEL

SO CLEARLY, I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT ATHLETE TO EXIST SINCE THE DAWN OF MANKIND!

ESPN apparently agrees with this

JOHNNY MANZIEL

WHY, I COULD RETIRE RIGHT NOW AND BE A FIRST BALLOT HALL OF FAMER IN FIVE YEARS!

MATT MOORE

I didn’t know there was a “Massive Douchenozzle” Hall of Fame.

KELLEN CLEMONS

Oh yes. Terrell Owens is a charter member.

T.J. YATES

Seriously, how bad is the media nowadays that an oxygen thief like Johnny Manziel can become the most talked about player in the NFL before he's even taken one snap in the regular season?

TIM TEBOW

Back in my day, you had to at least win a playoff game.

SHAUN HILL

'Sup guys? I heard we're having a backup convo this week?

KIRK COUSINS

BEAT IT SHAUN HILL. YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US ANYMORE.

DEREK ANDERSON

Yeah Hill. You hit the big time. Sam Bradford is out for the year, so now YOU'RE the Rams starting QB.

SHAUN HILL

Ugh, don't remind me.

SHAUN HILL

Bradford offered to "ease my transition" into the starter’s role by loaning me his “personal playcalling assistance equipment.”

KYLE ORTON

You mean like one of those cheatsheet wristbands?

SHAUN HILL

Close. A cheatsheet cock ring.

JASON CAMPBELL

Ew. Does it help?

SHAUN HILL

Sometimes. Depending on my mod, it either says, "pass," or "pass from a three-wide formation to Kenny Britt running a skinny post from the X–Flanker position."

BRUCE GRADKOWSKI

HE’S SAYING THE COCK RING GETS LONGER OR SHORTER, DEPENDING ON WHETHER OR NOT HE IS SEXUALLY AROUSED.

BRUCE GRADKOWSKI

WHICH IS NOT REALLY HOW COCK RINGS WORK AT ALL.

CHARLIE WHITEHURST

I heard that the Rams wanted to trade for Mark Sanchez to take over the starter’s job.

DAN ORLOVSKY

Boy, I’ll bet the O-linemen are glad Sanchez turned them down. Now their butts are safe from his head. LOL!

MATT HASSELBECK

Orlovsky, terrible jokes like that are the reason why you’re a backup and not a starter.

RYAN FITZPATRICK

Also because he can't throw a football very well.

RYAN FITZPATRICK

Wait, why am I in this? I'm not a backup. I start for the Houston Texans.

RYAN MALLET

NOT ANYMORE YOU DON’T, SQUID-DICK.

RYAN MALLET

The Texans traded for “The Mighty Mallet” yesterday, since they have no faith in that flapping windsock you call an arm.

LUKE McCOWN

Seriously? Are the Texans just collecting all the crappy backup QBs named “Ryan” that they can find?

RYAN NASSIB

(immediately changes first name to “Matt.”)

RYAN FITZPATRICK

GET USED TO HOLDING MY CLIPBOARD MALLET, ‘CAUSE YOU’LL NEVER GET MY STARTING JOB!

RYAN MALLET

NO, YOU GET USED TO SENDING IN MY SIGNALS FITZPATRICK, ‘CAUSE THAT STARTING GIG IS MINE!

RYAN FITZPATRICK

NOT LIKELY, SINCE YOU SUCK MORE THAN REX RYAN IN A WAREHOUSE FULL OF BIG TOES!

RYAN MALLET

NO, YOU SUCK MORE THAN JIMMY CLAUSEN’S MOM AT THE “ALL-YOU-CAN-SUCK” SIZZLER PENIS BUFFET!

RYAN FITZPATRICK

OH YEAH? WELL YOU THROW A FOOTBALL LIKE TIM TEBOW!

RYAN MALLET

(GASP) YOU TAKE THAT BACK! THAT'S GOING TOO FAR!

MATT HASSELBECK

See? I told you.

TIM TEBOW

I forgive everyone here

BROCK OSWEILER

BROCK AND ROLL, BITCHES!

BROCK OSWEILER

THAT’S RIGHT, THE BROCK ROBSTER IS HERE TO SHOW YOU TWATHEADS WHAT A REAL QB LOOKS LIKE!

KIRK COUSINS

The fuck you boasting about, Osweiler? You completed a mere 11 passes last year for 95 yards.

BROCK OSWEILER

That's one way of looking at it, sure.

BROCK OSWEILER

Another would be to say that last season, Peyton Manning and I combined to throw for more yards and more touchdowns THAN ANYONE ELSE IN NFL HISTORY! BOOM! I JUST BROCKED YOUR WORLD!

BLAKE BORTLES

BEAT IT OSWEILER. Not only do you suck, you also have the most ridiculous name of any backup QB in the NFL

MATT MOORE

And that’s coming from a guy named “Blake Bortles.”

BLAKE BORTLES

Listen asswipes, don’t get used to seeing me in these little backup QB conversations of yours.

BLAKE BORTLES

‘Cause pretty soon, Yours Truly will be sitting on top of my team’s depth chart!

JIMMY CLAUSEN

Yeah. But in Jacksonville. Big whoop.

DEREK ANDERSON

Being the starter for the Jaguars is like being the third stringer in New England.

KYLE ORTON

You mean Jimmy Garappolo?

JIMMY GAROPPOLO

NOT ANY MORE, TURF LICKERS.

JIMMY GAROPPOLO

Say hello to the new SECOND STRINGER in New England. Now, I’m just one Tom Brady STD away from being the Pats starter!

CHASE DANIEL

Oh man, I don't envy you Garoppolo.

CHASE DANIEL

I hear Bill Belichick requires all his backup quarterbacks to bring snacks to every offensive meeting.

JIMMY GAROPPOLO

What kind of snacks? Donuts? Bagels?

CHASE DANIEL

Kitten hearts.

T.J. YATES

If they're freshly extracted, and still beating, he'll give you an extra 10 reps in practice.

BRUCE GRADKOWSKI

BECAUSE BILL BELICHICK DERIVES HIS POWER FROM THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT, YOU SEE.

BLAKE BORTLES

You know what all us backups have in common?

TYROD TAYLOR

The agony of “clipboard elbow?”

KELLEN CLEMONS

The soreness of “bench butt?”

BLAKE BORTLES

No. We ALL DESPERATELY WANT TO BE THE STARTING QB FOR OUR TEAMS! THERE’S NOTHING ANY OF US WOULDN’T DO TO MOVE UP THE DEPTH CHART!

MICHAEL VICK

Yawwwwnnn. ‘Sup guys?

BLAKE BORTLES

Well, maybe not all of us.

DREW STANTON

Vick, I heard that the Jets coaches are pissed at you because you didn’t try harder to take the Jets starting QB job from Geno Smith?

MICHAEL VICK

Yeah, they may have said something like that. I’m not really sure.

MICHAEL VICK

I sleep through most of those team meetings, to be perfectly honest.

REX RYAN

GODDAMMIT MICHAEL VICK, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT PISSES ME OFF ABOUT YOU!

REX RYAN

I BROUGHT YOU HERE TO CHALLENGE GENO SMITH FOR THE STARTING JOB AND YOU ACT LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN CARE

MICHAEL VICK

Meh. It’s not an act, trust me.

REX RYAN

Dammit, I'm coaching for my job this season. WITH GENO SMITH AS MY STARTER.

REX RYAN

YOU NEED TO PROVIDE SOME COMPETITION FOR ME!

MICHAEL VICK

Sorry Coach, but I mentally checked out on the Jets a while ago. There’s no going back now.

FIREMAN ED

I couldn’t agree more.

DEREK CARR

Well, I certainly won’t be a backup much longer. Not after I threw THREE FLAWLESS TOUCHDOWNS for the Raiders the other night.

RYAN MALLET

Congratulations, Derek. That preseason performance has earned you the title of, “Greatest QB in the history of the Carr family.”

BRUCE GRADKOWSKI

BECAUSE HIS BROTHER WASN’T VERY GOOD.

DEREK CARR

I was a high draft pick. OAKLAND HAS TO ANOINT ME AS THEIR LONG-TERM STARTER NOW.

MIKE GLENNON

Yeah, it doesn't always work out that way.

MIKE GLENNON

Sometimes you can be a promising young QB drafted in the early rounds, then watch as your team STABS YOU IN THE BACK By signing a washed up, 12-year veteran like Josh McCown to replace you.

MARK SANCHEZ

I thought Josh McCown was a rookie?

BLAINE GABBERT

I also thought Josh McCown was a rookie.

LUKE McCOWN

As his brother, I've known Josh since childhood, so I'm an authority on this matter. And yeah, I'm pretty sure he's a rookie.

MIKE GLENNON

HE'S A JOB STEALING, NO ARM-HAVING, SWOLLEN ASSHOLE OF A MAN, IS WHAT HE IS.

MIKE GLENNON

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GO FROM BEING YOUR TEAM’S FUTURE AT QB TO BEING A LOUSY 2nd STRING NOBODY?!

BRANDON WEEDEN

‘Sup fellas? Sighhhhhhhh.

TYROD TAYLOR

So Weeden. What's it like being the latest backup quarterback for the Cowboys?

BRANDON WEEDEN

I hate it. Jerry Jones keeps calling me "grandpa," and asking me what life was like back in the "good old days."

BRUCE GRADKOWSKI

BECAUSE BRANDON WEEDEN IS OLD

KYLE ORTON

So um, how do we wrap this chat up?

MATT MOORE

I don't know. What do the starters normally do?

MARK SANCHEZ

Usually, someone make some kind of vague, obvious set up line so that Russell Wilson can close the convo with one of his sneaky troll comments.

DREW STANTON

Well, that's certainly not an option this week.

CHASE DANIEL

Too bad. It would've been fun to watch from the sideline while Wilson gives someone one of his patented beatdowns.

TAVARIS JACKSON

Which is what I’ll be doing this Thursday.

MATT FLYNN

JACKSON, I WILL BURY YOU DEEPER THAN MATT BARKLEY ON AN NFL DEPTH CHART!

NFL QBs on Facebook: “RESTING THE STARTERS”

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49 Comments

  1. Buck the Frowns

    September 8, 2014 at 2:24 am

    I love the Steeler QB jabs… Funny and Accurate!

  2. Aaron Rodgers

    September 5, 2014 at 8:55 pm

    CAN’T WAIT UNTIL MONDAY, I WILL DRIVE A SPIKE INTO YOUR FOOT LIKE PERCY HARVIN!

  3. Can't wait until Monday

    September 5, 2014 at 5:51 pm

    Now that the Seahawks have convincingly wrecked the Packers, I can’t wait to see how badly Aaron Rogers gets trolled.

  4. Edmund Lee

    September 5, 2014 at 1:17 pm

    This was a great change of pace. Great job y’all!

  5. Kenneh

    September 4, 2014 at 6:29 pm

    Man this was a very clever idea guys. Good job

  6. Anonymous

    September 3, 2014 at 3:01 pm

    Because he’s not a starter.

  7. jiminnyc

    September 3, 2014 at 1:32 pm

    “I heard that Peyton Manning, Tom Brady and all the rest of the starters are getting this week off. Something about keeping their fingers fresh for the regular season.”

    And yet Johnny Manziel is here…

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  9. Anonymous

    September 3, 2014 at 8:59 am

    That was effing hilarious. So many hdden gems scattered throughout the article.
    “I will beat you to death with my clipboard.” – because he’s a backup
    “(immediately changes first name to “Matt.”) – to avoid being traded to the Texans
    “BECAUSE BILL BELICHICK DERIVES HIS POWER FROM THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT” – because it’s true

  10. ifhss

    September 2, 2014 at 6:20 pm

    That last comment was really me.

  11. Name

    September 2, 2014 at 4:03 pm

    Hello. My name is Name and I am a recovering troll feeder. I would like to thank Troll Feeders Anonymous for helping me these last few days. I understand that there will be trolls along with people who post comments that I won’t like and that’s okay. From now on I will read the articles and if necessary post a comment that reflects how I feel about said article. I will leave the site and check daily for any new articles. Someone may impersonate me and slander my progress but trust me. I have changed.

    Thank you Bob from TFA and thank you PFM for giving me the chance to post here stating my redemption. It’s a whole new world for Name!!!

  12. Me

    September 2, 2014 at 3:17 pm

    It would be funny if they use the Bridgewater bit on Nick Marshall if he goes pro. Have you seen him talk?

  13. Butt

    September 2, 2014 at 2:21 pm

    Lol Bridgwater went to ul, ys he acting smart

  14. Jones

    September 2, 2014 at 1:20 pm

    Bridgewater always cracks me up. I hope he gets lines with the regulars. It’s actually in retrospect amazing they didn’t use that gimmick already for someone else.

  15. Guy who is bad at copying

    September 2, 2014 at 12:17 pm

    *SHOUTS* GIRL

  16. Guy who is bad at copying

    September 2, 2014 at 12:16 pm

    *Whispers* guys

  17. Copycat 4

    September 2, 2014 at 12:16 pm

    *Whispers* guy

  18. Copycat 3

    September 2, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    *Whispers* guy

  19. Copycat 2

    September 2, 2014 at 12:14 pm

    *Whispers* guy

  20. Copycat

    September 2, 2014 at 12:14 pm

    *Whispers* guy

  21. Penis Who Whispers "Guy"

    September 2, 2014 at 12:14 pm

    *Whispers* guy

  22. Blaine Gabbert

    September 2, 2014 at 11:50 am

    As a first round draft pick and former starter myself, a journeymen really, I was surprised that St. Louis or Buffalo, or even the Texans didn’t come calling for my services for QB help.

  23. Johnny Manziel

    September 2, 2014 at 9:40 am

    *throws up middle finger at anonymous*

  24. Anonymous

    September 2, 2014 at 9:20 am

    I like it how Guy who hates Johnny Manziel isn’t hated at all. But when guy who hates Russell Wilson shows up everyone hates on him. I guess its because we all can agree that no one likes Johnny douchebag.

  25. Heaven

    September 2, 2014 at 7:42 am

    >>Peyton manning
    This isn’t a thread

    You autistic fgt
    Sage in all fields

  26. Meh

    September 2, 2014 at 7:06 am

    Just meh… I guess I wasn’t in the MOD to read this today.

  27. Guy with a really long username that is longer than his comment for no reason.

    September 2, 2014 at 1:26 am

    “Person” has terrible grammar.

  28. 3 more days

    September 1, 2014 at 10:58 pm

    Woo hoo!

  29. Someone who says "yeah"

    September 1, 2014 at 10:51 pm

    Yeah

  30. Guy who hates Johnny Manziel

    September 1, 2014 at 8:48 pm

    Manziel will stay on that bench holding that clipboard for all eternity. Whats ESPN gonna say “This week in the NFL, Johnny Manziel held the clipboard with such precision, he is a definite superstar” Fuck you Manziel

  31. Anonymous

    September 1, 2014 at 7:46 pm

    Even though Manziel got benched and Michael Sam got released. ESPN is still going to be riding their Dick all day long…

  32. Reporter on the scene

    September 1, 2014 at 6:54 pm

    It’s Tarvaris not Tavaris. Not a huge gripe, but still present nonetheless.

  33. Anonymous

    September 1, 2014 at 6:31 pm

    Tebow is right no shame in being a backup. You still get paid a lot of money.

  34. Peyton Manning

    September 1, 2014 at 6:30 pm

    THIS THREAD IS FUCKING BORING!

  35. Anonymous

    September 1, 2014 at 5:09 pm

    It says mod instead of mood.

  36. Guy who is confused about what PFM is

    September 1, 2014 at 4:39 pm

    Wait, You can trade in the NFL??

  37. Person

    September 1, 2014 at 2:41 pm

    pfm staff mark sanchez’s backround is from spacebook in the year 2040

  38. Person

    September 1, 2014 at 2:40 pm

    gimmicks

  39. Person

    September 1, 2014 at 2:38 pm

    I was look for the same himmicks and they did that did not dissapoint

  40. Maverick Mopete

    September 1, 2014 at 12:54 pm

    Being “pretty intelligent” for a Pittsburgh Quarterback isn’t all that high a bar to clear.

  41. Tom Brady

    September 1, 2014 at 12:43 pm

    That’s not saying much Charlie. Also, you need a new girlfriend.

  42. Charlie Batch

    September 1, 2014 at 11:23 am

    You know, I was actually pretty intelligent for a Pittsburgh quarterback.

  43. Anonymous

    September 1, 2014 at 10:36 am

    @anonymous Tavaris’ name is spelled correctly.

  44. 49er Since '03

    September 1, 2014 at 10:20 am

    Ending was beautiful, thank you.

  45. Anonymous

    September 1, 2014 at 9:29 am

    Spelled Tarvaris wrong

  46. Real Person and NOT Spam

    September 1, 2014 at 8:18 am

    To the PFM Team.. that was really good. Lovely change of pace as well. Kudos to you all.

  47. PFM Reader

    September 1, 2014 at 8:16 am

    This wasn’t as good as the normal thing. But I guess I should have expected that. Seems like these guys are second string as more than just quarterbacks.

  48. Captain Obvious

    September 1, 2014 at 8:13 am

    Did anyone notice that some of them used the same gimmicks that their starters usually do?

  49. Xodiac

    September 1, 2014 at 7:52 am

    Apparently Wilson has been mentoring his backups in more than football.

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