NFL QBs ON FACEBOOK: “MIDSEASON AWARDS”

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Updated: November 4, 2013

MIDSEASON AWARDS FEATURED 475

PEYTON MANNING

All right, listen up ladies. Time for me to hand out some MIDSEASON AWARDS

RGIII

Midseason what now?

PEYTON MANNING

It’s when I give out trophies to the best QB’s in the league to place on their Denver area mantels while the crappiest players get nothing but shame to take back to Dallas, Pittsburgh, and Cleveland

ANDY DALTON

Yes, but what gives YOU the right to decide who gets what award?

PEYTON MANNING

Are you new? I’m PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING. The NFL only exists because I allow it to.

PEYTON MANNING

YOU’LL TAKE WHAT AWARDS I GIVE YOU AND LIKE IT.

JOE FLACCO

Well I for one welcome the chance to receive some LONG OVERDUE recognition for my Super Bowl win. Bring on my award.

PEYTON MANNING

Calm your tits, Flacco. First up is ME, as the obvious winner of the 2013 Midseason MVP award.

MATT RYAN

You can’t name yourself MVP. That’s a clear conflict of interest.

PEYTON MANNING

YOUR FACE IS A CONFLICT OF FAILURE AND UGLY

PEYTON MANNING

Anyway, let’s move on to the “Biggest Disappointment of the Year” award.

ALEX SMITH

Here it comes, Eli Manning. Brace yourself.

PEYTON MANNING

Actually, it’s you Alex Smith.

ALEX SMITH

ME?! I’M 9-0!!!!

PEYTON MANNING

WRONG, CHIEF THROWS-AT-GROUND. Andy Reid and the KC defense are 9-0.

PEYTON MANNING

You on the other hand do nothing but hand off to Jamaal Charles and occasionally use all your might to throw those 12 yard bombs of yours.

Dwayne Bowe agrees with this

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

HE CAN’T THROW VERY FAR, YOU SEE.

NICK FOLES

I can think of one QB who showed off quite a strong arm yesterday.

PEYTON MANNING

NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY, FOLES

ALEX SMITH

Manning, I’ll have you know that what makes me a great QB is knowing how to support my teammates in their efforts.

PEYTON MANNING

Okay fine. Then you get the Award for “Best Performance By An Athletic Supporter.”

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

LIKE A JOCKSTRAP.

ALEX SMITH

Just wait, Manning. In two weeks, you’ll see that my arm is plenty strong enough to DONKEYPUNCH your Broncos in prime time.

AARON RODGERS

Alex Smith, quit strutting around like you’re some Super Bowl MVP or something. You’re as useless out there as Joe Flacco.

ALEX SMITH

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, RODGERS

JOE FLACCO

YOU GUYS DO REALIZE THAT I AM A SUPER BOWL MVP, RIGHT?

DREW BREES

FLACCO, HUSH. Elite QBs are talking.

TOM BRADY

‘Sup?

TOM BRADY

Hey, have you flea-flickers heard all the so-called “experts” lately saying that a once-elite QB with multiple Super Bowl rings is looking like he’s passed his prime?

TOM BRADY

Well that QB is Ben Roethlisberger, and those experts are ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. LOLOLOL.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

SHUT UP TOM BRADY. THE ONLY REASON YOUR PATRIOTS BEAT MY STEELERS IS BECAUSE YOU SCORED MORE POINTS THAN WE DID.

CAM NEWTON

Well argued, Ben.

PEYTON MANNING

Roethlisberger, now that your Steelers are 2-6, I’m giving you the “Porn Starlet of the Year” award. Since it seems you get your ass reamed on a weekly basis now.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

A TROPHY FOR ME? COOL! CAN I SEX WITH IT?

PEYTON MANNING

Sure you can. Since when do you ask for consent anyway?

TOM BRADY

WHAT A DAY I HAD YESTERDAY! I threw for 432 yards, had 4 TD’s, and even went ONE-FOR-ONE IN HI-FIVES! WHOOO

TOM BRADY



ANDY DALTON

Look dorkier, Brady.

TOM BRADY

Be soulless-ier, Dalton.

PEYTON MANNING

And now, the award for “Player Who Should’ve Retired Five Years Ago” goes to Brandon Weeden

BRANDON WEEDEN

BUT I’M ONLY IN MY 2ND SEASON!

COLIN KAEPERNICK

So wait, Cleveland beat Baltimore yesterday? For real?

RYAN TANNEHILL

Yep. “Original Recipe Browns” actually beat “New and Improved Browns” for the first time since, 2007.

CITY OF CLEVELAND

HAHAHA. HOW’S IT FEEL BALTIMORE? NOW WE’RE THE YOUNG, RISING TEAM WHILE YOU’RE FADING FAST!

CITY OF CLEVELAND

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WHEN WE BECOME THE DOMINANT TEAM IN THE AFC NORTH?

CITY OF BALTIMORE

No biggie. We’ll just steal your franchise and rename them again.

CITY OF CLEVELAND

YOU SHUT YOUR COLLECTVE WHORE MOUTHS RIGHT NOW.

TOM BRADY

And you know who sucks now? Joe Flacco.

AARON RODGERS

No Crappo.

JOE FLACCO

DAMMIT. We’re just having trouble shaking our post-championship funk.

JOE FLACCO

HOW LONG DOES THIS SUPER BOWL HANGOVER LAST, ANYWAY?

OAKLAND RAIDERS

We’re at 29 years and counting now.

REX RYAN

Well you know when the last time was that I got beat by my brother Rob? NINETEEN-NINETY-NEVER! HAHAHA!

ROB RYAN

EAT A SMALL, SENSIBLY PORTIONED MEAL OF LOW-CARB RAT POISON, REX.

REX RYAN

Hey Rob. Didja like the taste of that 26-20 DEFEAT McMUFFIN MY JETS SHOVED DOWN YOUR SAINTS THROATS YESTERDAY? I BEAT YOU AGAIN, JUST LIKE ALWAYS

ROB RYAN

THE ONLY THING YOU CAN BEAT ME IN IS A “GETTING A LAME-ASS TATTOO OF YOUR WIFE WEARING A MARK SANCHEZ JERSEY” COMPETITION.

ROB RYAN



REX RYAN actually has this on his arm.

REX RYAN

EAT SHIT, FATASS!

ROB RYAN

FUCK YOU, FOOTFREAK!

DREW BREES

DAMMIT! I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT GENO SMITH BEAT ME.

TOM BRADY

Don’t feel bad. Geno Smith has this weird, “win-every-other-week” trend going.

TOM BRADY

The Jets look like crap in even numbered weeks, then they play great in odd numbered weeks.

RGIII

So they should lose this week?

GENO SMITH

No, we have a bye this week. Nothing bad can happen to us during a bye.

JOHN FOX

You’d be surprised.

PEYTON MANNING

This seems like an appropriate time to present the coveted “Rookie of the Year” award.

GENO SMITH

Thank you Peyton. I’m honored to receive this, and I’d like to thank my teammates, my coaches, Mark Sanchez for setting the Jets QB bar so low…

PEYTON MANNING

NOT YOU, ROOKTARD.

PEYTON MANNING

After careful consideration, The “Rookie of the Year” award goes to Peyton Fucking Manning, Esq.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

How can YOU win the Rookie of the Year award?

GENO SMITH

YOU’VE BEEN IN THE LEAGUE FOR LIKE A BILLION YEARS.

PEYTON MANNING

I know. But every year, I wait for a new QB to come along who can compare to my massive talent. No one has yet. So I keep winning all the ROY awards.

NICK FOLES

Um, I can think of someone who can compare to you in at least ONE stat…

PEYTON MANNING

LALALALA NOT LISTENING.

GENO SMITH

So what award do I get then?

PEYTON MANNING

Well let’s see. You’re third in the league in picks. So I’ll give you the trophy for “Miss Interceptaverse."

GENO SMITH

NO FAIR. That award should go to your stupid brother. He leads the league in picks.

PEYTON MANNING

Nope. Eli‘s getting the “Long Con” of the year award.

RYAN TANNEHILL

Fine, I’ll bite. Why?

PEYTON MANNING

Because no Manning could possibly throw as many INTs as he has unless he’s running some scam.

PEYTON MANNING

So clearly, this entire year is just him playing crappy on purpose so he can win next year’s Comeback Player of the Year award.

ELI MANNING

Huh? Oh, right. That’s EXACTLY what I’m doing.

PEYTON MANNING

I have an award for you too, Christian Poundstone.

CHRISTIAN PONDER

It’s Ponder

PEYTON MANNING

You are the “Most Dispensable Player of the Year”

CHRISTIAN PONDER

Did you mean indispensable?

PEYTON MANNING

I meant what I said.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

HE’S SAYING YOU’RE THE DEAD WEIGHT ON YOUR OTHERWISE MILDY TALENTED FOOTBALL TEAM.

TONY ROMO

Don’t blame Christian PingPong. It’s not his fault he got steamrolled by my Cowboys during ROMO-VEMBER.

CAM NEWTON

No one cares what that means.

TONY ROMO

WELL SINCE YOU ASKED, my 22-4 lifetime November record is the BEST IN NFL HISTORY

TONY ROMO

Which is why I refer to this month as “Romo-vember,” you see?

AARON RODGERS

Which is usually immediately followed on the Cowboys calendar by the frosty month of “De-slump-ber”

TONY ROMO

Make bad puns if you want, but my victory over the Vikes yesterday proves my point.

TONY ROMO

I threw a game winning TD pass. In the final minute. Of a real NFL game! ROMO-VEMBER!

TOM BRADY

You barely eked out an ugly victory against a 1-7 team in your home stadium

TONY ROMO

WHY CAN’T YOU GUYS GIVE ME A SHRED OF CREDIT? I TRY SO HARD TO BE THE BEST I CAN! WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO ME?

PEYTON MANNING

Aaaaand the Tony Award for “Best Drama Queen” goes to Romo

RGIII

Well if you have an award for “Best Overtime Win Over Philip Rivers and the Chargers,” I feel like I’m a shoo-in to win.

PHILIP RIVERS

WE WUZ ROBBED!

PHILIP RIVERS

We scored the game winning TD with seconds left in regulation, and the refs TOOK IT AWAY.

RGIII

SUCK IT RIVERS. The refs made the right call.

RGIII

That ball was three inches short of the end zone. Or, roughly twice the length of your dick.

RGIII

I, on the other hand, put my ‘Skins in position to win the game via a 4 yard TD run. Which is roughly half the size of MY dick.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

ROBERT GRIFFIN IS CLAIMING TO HAVE A TWENTY-FOUR FOOT PENIS.

PEYTON MANNING

Rivers, for consistently underachieving and finding new and creative ways to lose time and time again, you get a Grammy Award for “Same Old Song and Dance”

DREW BREES

You could just call that the “Romo Award” for short.

ANDREW LUCK

Hey do you guys mind if I get a word in edgewise here?

SAM BRADFORD

I got an award in edgewise once.

MATT STAFFORD

You did what, now?

SAM BRADFORD

I won an award.

SAM BRADFORD

Then I fit it into my anus. Edgewise.

JOE FLACCO

JESUS CHRIST!

RGIII

THAT IS REPULSIVE

GENO SMITH

AND THE ACADEMY AWARD FOR BLEEECHHHHH GOES TO….

ANDREW LUCK

Um, as I was saying, I’d like to congratulate the Texans for a great game, and also send best wishes to coach Gary Kubiak for a speedy recovery

CAM NEWTON

Hear, hear. And also, we all hope you’re back on your feet soon, coach John Fox!

DREW BREES

Amen. And while we’re at it, get well soon, Buccaneers coach Greg Schiano!

TONY ROMO

Greg Schiano isn’t sick

DREW BREES

Well his team certainly is allergic to leading in a football game.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BECAUSE HIS TEAM KEEPS LOSING CLOSE GAMES IN THE FINAL MINUTES.

PEYTON MANNING

Luck, for your annoyingly chipper attitude, you get the Nobel Putz Prize.

ANDREW LUCK

Thank you, Mr. Manning. I’d like to thank all my fellow QBs for …

PEYTON MANNING

SHUT UP. I have an award for you too, Matt Schaub.

MATT SCHAUB

Keep it. It’s just going to be some lame “Pick-6” or “Getting Benched” trophy.

PEYTON MANNING

No, actually you win the “Comeback Player of the Year” award.

MATT SCHAUB

Really?

PEYTON MANNING

Yes. Because most of your passes come back the other way for touchdowns. HAHAHAHA.

MATT SCHAUB

GET PEPPERONI POISONING, MANNING

CASE KEENUM

I’d like to talk about my thing now please.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

HE WANTS TO TALK ABOUT HIS PENIS

CASE KEENUM

What? No. I mean my personality thing.

CASE KEENUM

All you guys have “things.” Since I’ve electrified the Houston fan base and seized the Texans starting job, I deserve a thing too

PEYTON MANNING

Fine. Your thing is “guy who sits alone and watches the playoffs from his mother's basement.”

CARSON PALMER

Hey. That’s MY thing!

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE LAUGH WHEN PUNY BUCCANEERS BUILD UP FIRST HALF LEAD YESTERDAY

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE ENJOY BEING CONSUMMATE SHOWMAN. JUST SETTING STAGE FOR GREATEST COMEBACK IN SEAHAWK HISTORY

MIKE GLENNON

SHOVE IT, SKITTLEDICK. We had a 21 point lead on your neon green asses.

MIKE GLENNON

You were lucky to win that game and you know it.

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE NOT CARE WHAT SKINNY FLOUNDER FACED MAN SAY.

MIKE GLENNON

SON OF A BITCH. What the hell do I need to do to win one of these games?

MIKE GLENNON

I’VE PLAYED WELL STATISTICALLY, YET MY TEAM KEEPS LOSING THE GAMES IN WHICH I START

CASE KEENUM and BRANDON WEEDEN can relate to this

MIKE GLENNON

Why, oh why couldn’t that game have gone into OUR win column?

RUSSELL WILSON

Because it would have been too lonely there?

MIKE GLENNON

WILSON, I WILL STRAP YOUR FEET TO A CEILING FAN, LOWER YOU INTO A HOT TUB, SET THE DIAL TO “HIGH," AND GIVE YOU A SIX HOUR SWIRLEE!

RICHIE INCOGNITO is picking up valuable bullying tips here.

NICK FOLES

NOW can we talk about my record-tying SEVEN TOUCHDOWN GAME?

PEYTON MANNING

All right, Foles. Before you piss your panties in excitement, let me give you your award.

PEYTON MANNING

You get the “Flask of Fantastic Failure” trophy.

NICK FOLES

What... but... why…? SEVEN TOUCHDOWNS!

PEYTON MANNING

How many of those TDs came in the 4th quarter?

NICK FOLES

Well, none. Because the game was well in hand by then, so…

MICHAEL VICK

HAHAHAHA NICK FOLES IS NOT CLUTCH!

TONY ROMO

ALL THOSE FANCY STATS WON’T HELP YOU IF YOU CAN’T BE COUNTED ON IN CRUNCH TIME, FOLE-HOLE!

NICK FOLES

NO, NO, NO. You are NOT gonna Jedi mind-fuck me here. I threw SEVEN GODDAMN TOUCHDOWNS, and you KNOW that’s an awesome accomplishment.

PEYTON MANNING

As far as the world is concerned Foles, the only QBS who have thrown for 7 TDS are Peyton Manning, and a handful of other nobodies.

GHOST OF SID LUCKMAN

(looks down from Heaven) Hey!

GHOST OF ADRIAN BURK

(looks down from Heaven) Hey!

GHOST OF GEORGE BLANDA

(looks up from hell) HEY!

PHILIP RIVERS

George Blanda is in hell?

CARSON PALMER

All Raiders go to hell. It’s the deal Al Davis made to win the ’84 Super Bowl.

CAM NEWTON

Hey, how about a little love for a Panthers team that’s now won FOUR GAMES IN A ROW?

MATT RYAN

DRINK A GLASS OF WINDEX, NEWTON

CAM NEWTON

HAHA. I gotta hand it to you Matt Ryan. You found a creative way to avoid your annual playoff collapse. BY FAILING TO QUALIFY FOR THEM

PEYTON MANNING

That reminds me Ryan: I’m naming you the New Orleans Saints MVP for the first half of the season.

MATT RYAN

But I don’t play for the… oh.

JAKE LOCKER

How ‘bout me? Do I get an award?

PEYTON MANNING

Participation certificate.

JAKE LOCKER

I’ll take it!

PEYTON MANNING

And finally, I have one last award. The “Elite Quarterback Who Won Last Year’s Super Bowl” trophy

JOE FLACCO

YES!!!!!

PEYTON MANNING

Congratulations to Ravens backup QB Tyrod Taylor!

TYROD TAYLOR

ME?

JOE FLACCO

HIM?

JOE FLACCO

HE ONLY ATTEMPTED 29 PASSES LAST YEAR! HE THREW NO TD’S AND ONE INT!

PEYTON MANNING

He also has a Super Bowl ring.

JOE FLACCO

SO DO I!

PEYTON MANNING

Then maybe he’ll let you share the award with him.

TYROD TAYLOR

No deal. COME TO PAPA.

JOE FLACCO

THIS IS BULLSHIT!

NFL QBs ON FACEBOOK: “MIDSEASON AWARDS”

48 Comments

  1. cl_kyle

    November 4, 2013 at 9:22 am

    I’m just amazed Big Ben got the math correct.

  2. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 9:28 am

    Of course Eli meant to do all this this year…it’s a part of the G-Men’s master plan!

  3. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 9:30 am

    Tyrod Taylor for MVP

  4. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 9:43 am

    Tip: Glennon spent years as Wilson’s backup. There’s no way he hasn’t got some dirt in Wilson for convos like these.

  5. Patrick

    November 4, 2013 at 9:48 am

    i thought the same on big ben…I laughed…then realized he actually got it right….

  6. Vincent Tobiaz (@vincenttobiaz)

    November 4, 2013 at 9:54 am

    Shocked nothing was said about the sticky/slippery substance that was supposedly on his hands from a Pats jersey in the first quarter…

  7. BHJCBrownsSB

    November 4, 2013 at 10:10 am

    How bout putting Jason Cambell up there, he just beat the pants off the black bitch birds.

  8. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 10:17 am

    The joe flacco isn’t elite thing is awesome I love it

  9. zazztown

    November 4, 2013 at 10:17 am

    @vincent – You’re suggesting we put stickum…on our DEs. The guys who try to not stick to linesmen.

    Think about that for a second.

  10. Chrth

    November 4, 2013 at 10:25 am

    “RICHIE INCOGNITO is picking up valuable bullying tips here”

  11. bobman2

    November 4, 2013 at 10:39 am

    My first real big laugh was John Fox’s comment (surprised nobody is protesting the tastelessness etc) and the next was the picture of Glennon. During the game when I saw him with his helmet off I could only describe him as a true pencil-neck. How does a pro athlete go through 15-18 years of contact sports with a neck that skinny and not get it snapped? Just from the weight of his helmet….

  12. Mark

    November 4, 2013 at 11:48 am

    Possibly the best one yet! Genius.

  13. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 11:55 am

    For a while during yesterday’s Hawks-Buccs game, I was wondering how much of a field day the PFM team would have with Aaron Rogers bashing Wilson if he had lost his first game at home… and to a winless team on top of that. Oh well, better luck next time.

  14. Seth

    November 4, 2013 at 12:16 pm

    After the Ravens “effort” (if you can call it that) yesterday, I was expecting a bigger ripping here… Eh, whatever…

  15. Colin Matthew Christman

    November 4, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    This was a good week for PFM Facebook QB Convo. Last week’s kinda sucked…glad to see you stepped it up this week.

  16. IFHSS

    November 4, 2013 at 1:01 pm

    “I’m PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING”

  17. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 1:10 pm

    @Seth: They gave last years Superbowl MVP to the back-up quarterback. Doesn’t get much disrespectful then that.

  18. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 1:18 pm

    I know u did it in week four or three, but you should have had something with Aaron Rodgers having shut off the game and braging about how he thought the Seahawks lost to the Bucs

  19. PWilly

    November 4, 2013 at 1:41 pm

    I’ve actually heard the same “just because you scored more points than us” from real Steeler fans as an excuse here in PA.
    sad, just sad…..and stupid.

  20. ensignlee

    November 4, 2013 at 2:37 pm

    This one was amazing. Great job guys!

  21. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    lolol Bradford, and Big Ben are the best

  22. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    Poor poor Flacco. :)

  23. Me

    November 4, 2013 at 3:24 pm

    Richie Incognito line was the best lol

  24. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 3:30 pm

    Al Davis made a deal so all raiders go to hell LOL

  25. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    If you take out the Ryan brothers section, this is the best in a LONG time. And I love them all.

  26. Geoff Houtman

    November 4, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    Saints MVP Matt Ryan. lovin’ it

  27. D-Money

    November 4, 2013 at 4:35 pm

    Look dorkier, Brady

  28. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    WRONG, CHIEF THROWS-AT-GROUND.

    Epic.

  29. Tadeu Júlio

    November 4, 2013 at 5:55 pm

    SAM BRADFORD “Then I fit it into my anus. Edgewise.” Why always dirty jokes for Bradford?

  30. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    We need more messed up crap from Bradford

  31. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    9-0 bitches. Suck it.

  32. Seth

    November 4, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    ^Beat Denver and the Chargers at least once and I’m sure many people will

  33. Anonymous

    November 4, 2013 at 9:14 pm

    Too bad Foles’ performance wasn’t last week, Peyton Manning dressing as Foles for halloween is the only explanation I can find for that performance…Bradford is my favorite NFL QB solely because of these convos!

  34. Angela

    November 4, 2013 at 9:16 pm

    “I got an award in edgewise once.” Bradford’s comments are awesome.

    Great convo this week!

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  36. Chewi

    November 5, 2013 at 6:24 am

    fucking awesome this week!

  37. joe

    November 5, 2013 at 8:26 am

    Ritchie Incognito means dick in disguise

  38. Steve Butler

    November 5, 2013 at 10:59 am

    Whoever writes these, you are a comedic genius

  39. GoatNugget Tornado (@crazylikeanox)

    November 5, 2013 at 11:26 am

    That projectile dicksneeze with the extra chromosomes Payton Manning needs to have his spleen fractured

  40. Anonymous

    November 5, 2013 at 11:33 am

    Comeback player of the year Lmao

  41. Anonymous

    November 5, 2013 at 5:58 pm

    ROFL

  42. William Diamond

    November 6, 2013 at 12:11 am

    I know this was for the midseason awards but something should have been thrown in from Aaron Rodgers/Seneca Wallace and Cutler/McCown

  43. Anonymous

    November 6, 2013 at 12:20 pm

    This one was great!

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  45. Garry

    November 7, 2013 at 2:36 am

    I am somewhat alarmed to hear that George Blanda went to hell.

  46. Anonymous

    November 8, 2013 at 5:05 am

    God these are the highlights of my Mondays. Dont listen to anyone who tells you guys they suck, keep pumping them out! The raiders and browns comments make me laugh my ass off

  47. Anonymous

    July 28, 2014 at 8:12 pm

    Lmao goatnugget tornado with a name like that know wonder u get laughed at.

  48. Anonymous

    July 28, 2014 at 8:17 pm

    @Goatnuggettornato you are an idiot you should have your spleen fractured. Peyton Fricking Manning is the 2nd best qb in nfl history next to John Elway

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