NFL QBs On Facebook: “HALLOWEIRD”

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Updated: October 27, 2014

HALLOWEIRD

TOM BRADY

Hey, you little ghouls wanna hear a really SCARY Halloween story?

TOM BRADY

Once upon a time, there was a handsome, talented, god-like QB who threw for 354 YARDS WHILE HE HALLO-WHIPPED JAY CUTLER AND HIS CANDY-ASS BEARS 51-23!!!

COLIN KAEPERNICK

What’s the scary part?

TOM BRADY

The amount of chicks I managed to bang during halftime.

TOM BRADY

WHAT A PERFORMANCE. I SLAUGHTERED MORE BEARS YESTERDAY THAN A POISONED PIC-A-NIC BASKET!

JAY CUTLER

Brady, do us all a favor and guzzle a Draino cocktail, wouldya?

TOM BRADY

HEY CUTLET, DID YOU SEE HOW BRAVELY I STOOD TALL IN THE FACE OF YOUR LOSER TEAM’S PASS RUSH?

TOM BRADY

Man, I should get a specialist to check out my balls to see how big they are.

RYAN TANNEHILL

Have Jay Cutler's Mom take a look at 'em. She has loads of experience in that area.

ALEX SMITH

She certainly has loads of experience in MY area.

TONY ROMO

She's taken two or three loads from my area this past week alone.

JAY CUTLER

THAT'S MY MOTHER YOU FUCKWADS ARE TALKING ABOUT.

RYAN FITZPATRICK

Yeah, making “your mom” jokes is just adding insult to injury.

TOM BRADY

No, this is adding insult to injury:

TOM BRADY

CUTLER, YOUR DEFENSE COLLAPSED YESTERDAY LIKE LAMARR HOUSTON’S KNEE DURING THAT INCREDIBLY STUPID SACK CELEBRATION! LOLOLOLOL.

JAY CUTLER

SUCK A SALTY DICK, BRADY.

TOM BRADY

HAHAHA.It's back to business for Tom "Greatest QB in History" Brady. I threw FIVE big-ass touchdowns yesterday!

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

FIVE TOUCHDOWNS IS VERY GOOD, TOM BRADY. IN FACT, THAT IS ONLY 2 LESS THAN THE SIX I THREW YESTERDAY.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

One less, Ben.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

NO COLIN KAEPERNICK, IT IS THE RAIDERS WHO ARE STILL WON-LESS. MY STEELERS HAVE A TWO GAME WINNING STREAK.

TOM BRADY

SIX TDs? How DARE you upstage my magnificent performance Roethlisberger, you walking ham planet!

ELI MANNING

And not just 6 TDs. Ben also threw for FIVE HUNDRED AND TWENTY-TWO YARDS against the Colts!

RYAN TANNEHILL

522? Holy crap!

ALEX SMITH

That’s amazing!

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

I FOOTBALLED GOOD.

TONY ROMO

That’s unbelievable Ben. How’d you manage that?

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

SIMPLE. COACH TODD HALEY TOLD ME TO EXPLOIT THE UNDERNEATH ZONES IN THE COLTS BASE 3-4 SCHEME, THEN UTILIZE A MIXTURE OF SHORT SLANT PATTERNS AND PLAY ACTION BOMBS TO KEEP THEIR SAFETIES OFF-BALANCE.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BUT I DIDN’T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THAT MEANT SO HE JUST TOLD ME TO AIM FOR THE BUMBLEBEES INSTEAD.

MATT STAFFORD

BECAUSE THE STEELERS THROWBACK UNIFORMS FEATURE HIDEOUS BLACK AND YELLOW STRIPES, YOU SEE.

TOM BRADY

Please. Witlessburger was LUCKY to put up those kind of numbers. Did you see how much time the Steelers o-line gave him yesterday?

TOM BRADY

I swear, Roethlisberger had enough time in that pocket to call Papa John’s pizza, wait for a delivery, eat two or three slices of pepperoni, then vomit in disgust before throwing each pass.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

I’M VERY HAPPY BECAUSE OF HOW MUCH WE OFFENSED YESTERDAY.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BUT I’M ALSO SAD BECAUSE I BENCHED MYSELF IN FANTASY FOOTBALL.

MILLIONS OF FANTASY PLAYERS WORLDWIDE can relate to this pain.

ALEX SMITH

You benched yourself? Why?

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

I LIKED ELI MANNING’S MATCHUP BETTER.

ALEX SMITH

Ben, Eli Manning had a bye this week.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

EXACTLY. I FIGURED THAT MIGHT CUT DOWN ON HIS INTERCEPTIONS FOR A CHANGE.

ANDREW LUCK

Fellows, I hate to toot my own horn, but…

SAM BRADFORD

Why do you hate it? Tooting your own horn is awesome.

SAM BRADFORD

I mean sure, you have to be really flexible, but I find that if you bend at the waist as far as possible while pushing up on your butt cheeks to raise your crotch…

ANDREW LUCK

No, I meant that even in defeat, I had a good day passing. I threw for 400 yards and three touchdowns!

STEEL CURTAIN DEFENSE

(Spins in grave)

TOM BRADY

400 YARDS? GODDAMMIT LUCK, WHERE DO YOU GET OFF SURPASSING MY YARDAGE TOTAL?

TOM BRADY

I am the greatest QB of this generation and I do not appreciate anyone stealing my thunder!

PEYTON MANNING

GUESS WHO JUST SET THE ALL-TIME NFL RECORD FOR MOST CAREER TOUCHDOWN PASSES, TURFMUNCHERS? PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING THAT’S WHO!

TOM BRADY

You set that record LAST week when you threw your 510th TD pass against the 49ers, Asshead.

PEYTON MANNING

That’s right. AND THEN I BROKE IT THIS WEEK BY THROWING # ‘s 511, 512, and 513 AGAINST PHILLIP RIVERS AND THE CHARGERS. HAHAHAHA!

PEYTON MANNING

Spoiler alert: I plan to break it again this coming Sunday against the Patriots. AT THIS RATE, I’LL SET THE ALL-TIME RECORD FOR MOST RECORDS SET IN A SINGLE SEASON.

TOM BRADY

Not only will you NOT be throwing any TDs against us Manning, but after the horsewhipping I give you on Sunday, you’ll set a new record for “Sandiest Vagina Over A Tom Brady Beatdown.”

COLIN KAEPERNICK

About time. The Raiders have had that record long enough.

AL DAVIS

(Spins in grave)

BLAKE BORTLES

What is this “Spins in grave” shit?

CARSON PALMER

It happens every Halloween. When SPOOKY THINGS HAPPEN, and WHAT WAS ONCE DEAD SOMEHOW RETURNS TO LIFE!

DREW BREES

THE SAINTS ARE BACK, BITCHES! 44-23 OVER THE PACKERS, WHOO-HOOO!

AARON RODGERS

ARGGGH! HOW COULD MY MIGHTY PACKERS LOSE TO THE LOWLY SAINTS!?!?! FUCK!

DREW BREES

WHAT A GAME! Did you jerkoffs see my stats? I threw for… hey wait a minute. Lowly? WE ARE NOT LOWLY.

AARON RODGERS

OH, YES YOU ARE. You were a pathetic 2-4 squad going into that game, and we were complacent and got caught looking past you.

DREW BREES

WE ARE THE FEARSOME NEW ORLEANS SAINTS. TEAMS DO NOT “LOOK PAST US.“ THEY CIRCLE US ON THEIR CALENDAR AND SPEND WEEKS DREADING OUR MATCHUP.

AARON RODGERS

WRONG, GASH-O-LANTERN. You’re a bottom-feeding bag of ass. This was a classic “Stub your toe game” for us.

DREW BREES

OH YEAH? WELL THANKS TO YOU AND YOUR CHEDDAR-CHEESE HAMSTRING, WE’RE JUST A HALF GAME OUT OF FIRST PLACE NOW.

AARON RODGERS

YEAH, BUT IN THE NFC SOUTH. That’s like trailing three crippled zombies in a 100-yard dash.

RYAN TANNEHILL

So Rodgers. The last time you lost, you told everyone to just R-E-L-A-X. Does that advice still apply?

AARON RODGERS

HELL NO. Now it’s time for everyone to
F-R-E-A-K
T-H-E
F-U-C-K
O-U T!!!

AARON RODGERS

THIS IS AWFUL. IT’S TERRIBLE! WE HAD A BEAUTIFUL WINNING STREAK THAT WAS SNAPPPED BY A FRUSTRATING LOSS!

RUSSELL WILSON

Just like us. Only in reverse.

RUSSELL WILSON

Ahh. It’s like getting back on a bike

AARON RODGERS

WILSON, I WILL SKIN YOU ALIVE AND USE EVERY INCH OF YOUR CREAM-COLORED HIDE TO SEW A TEENY TINY LITTLE HALLOWEEN BIKINI FOR MY GIRLFRIEND OLIVIA MUNN, WHO IS AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN THAT I DEFINITELY HAVE HETEROSEXUAL INTERCOURSE WITH.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

THAT’S A REFERENCE TO AARON RODGERS BEING GAY.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

AND ALSO RUSSELL WILSON BEING SHORT.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

AND ALSO RUSSELL WILSON NOT BEING “BLACK ENOUGH.”

ALEX SMITH

But he apparently is “troll enough.”

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Oh shit. If Russell Wilson’s throwing out troll lines again, then that must mean…

RICHARD SHERMAN

That’s right. THE SEAHAWKS ARE BACK, MEDIOCUNTS!

RICHARD SHERMAN

And thanks to the “LEGION OF BOO!” we trick-or-trounced Cam Newton and the Panthers yesterday. Here, let’s watch some actual game footage:

RICHARD SHERMAN



CAM NEWTON

Okay, calm your dreads, Jabberjaw. Just remember two things.

CAM NEWTON

1) You BARELY beat us by a lucky 13-9 score.

CAM NEWTON

2) Go die in a fire.

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE MOTHERFUCKERS.

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE RELIEVED TO BE BACK ON WINNING TRACK AFTER SMASHING PUNY PANTHERS.

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BUT BEAST MODE REMAINS ANNOYED WITH MAINSTREAM SPORTS MEDIA AND THEIR INTRUSIVE METHODS.

MARSHAWN LYNCH



MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE DESPISE AMBUSH TACTICS USED BY NUMEROUS UNETHICAL REPORTERS. BEAST MODE SAD TO SEE JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY IN MODERN SOCIETY FALL BY WAYSIDE LIKE SO MANY PUNY WOULD-BE TACKLERS.

MATT RYAN

TALLY-HO, BITCHES. IS EVERYONE WATCHING ME THRASH THOSE DETROIT BITCH-KITTENS IN ENGLAND RIGHT NOW?!

TOM BRADY

The fuck is he talking about? Detroit came back to win that game 22-21

MATT RYAN

This is EASY. I’m up 21-0, right now and COASTING over these London Hooli-can’ts.

DREW BREES

I think Matt Ryan live-commented his messages during the game yesterday, and they’re only just now making to our convo.

RYAN TANNEHILL

That’s impossible. How could a series of digital messages take 24 hours to travel overseas?

DREW BREES

He has AT&T for his cell service.

RYAN TANNEHILL

Oh, well that makes sense then.

MATT RYAN

I’M CRUSHING MATT STAFFORD RIGHT NOW, LIKE A DASHBOARD ON PRINCESS D... oh hey, the Lions finally got a score.

MATT RYAN

Oh shit, they scored again.

MATT RYAN

OH SHIT THEY SCORED AGAIN.

MATT RYAN

GODDAMMIT THEY’RE LINING UP FOR THE GAME WINNING FIELD GOAL!

MATT RYAN

Oh phew, they missed.

TONY ROMO

Wait for it…

MATT RYAN

FUCK THE REFS LET THEM KICK IT AGAIN! WE LOST! NOOOOO!

MATT STAFFORD

YAY! NOW WE’RE 6-2, ON TOP OF OUR DIVISION, AND WE GOT A FREE TRIP TO ENGLAND AS A BONUS!

MATT STAFFORD

LONDON SURE IS FUN. GREAT SIGHTS AND NICE PEOPLE!

MATT STAFFORD

BLAKE BORTLES, YOU AND THE JAGUARS ARE REALLY GOING TO LIKE MOVING HERE IN A COUPLE OF SEASONS.

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS FANS

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

PEYTON MANNING

Who would want to play in England, anyway? All the citizens there are just jealous America-wannabes who try to be exactly like us.

RYAN FITZPATRICK

What? No they don’t.

PEYTON MANNING

OH YEAH? Well then how come they copied our language?

KYLE ORTON

Hey everyone: IMPORTANT HALLOWEEN WARNING:

KYLE ORTON

You should know that there’s a team of green and white walking corpses lumbering around MetLife stadium in New Jersey.

KYLE ORTON

And their leaders were Geno “Count Pickula” Smith and Michael “Fumblezilla” Vick.

KYLE ORTON

BUT DON’T WORRY – I GAVE THEM A 43-23 EXORCISM. AHAHAHAHA .

REX RYAN

GODDAMMIT, GENO SMITH AND MICHAEL VICK. You somehow managed to commit SIX total turnovers yesterday?

JETS FANS

(begin longing for the glory days of Mark Sanchez)

REX RYAN

IF YOU TWO BENCHTURDS WERE HALLOWEEN CANDIES, YOU'D BE CANDY CORN AND APPLES!

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

NO ONE LIKES THOSE.

GENO SMITH

DAMMIT! This could be the end to my illustrious NFL career.

RYAN TANNEHILL

When was the beginning of it?

ALEX SMITH

Holy crap, the Jets got DESTROYED yesterday. I haven’t seen someone get pounded that hard since I banged my wife last night.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Yeah, haha. And I haven’t seen someone get pounded that hard since I banged my girlfriend last night.

TOM BRADY

I haven’t seen someone get pounded that hard since I banged Alex Smith’s wife and Colin Kaepernick’s girlfriend yesterday afternoon during halftime.

AARON RODGERS

Well I haven’t seen someone get pounded that hard since I had HETEROSEXUAL INTERCOURSE with my female companion Olivia Munn, who is TOTALLY a woman!

BRIAN HOYER

Hey guys, here’s a riddle: why are wins like jumpolines? BECAUSE THE OAKLAND RAIDERS DON’T HAVE ANY JUMPOLINES! HAHAHA!

DREW BREES

Wait, I thought they were called “trampolines?”

BRIAN HOYER

They were. Then Jay Cutler’s Mom got off them.

TONY ROMO

Makes sense. She gets off everyone else.

JAY CUTLER

FUCK ALL YOU GUYS.

ANDY DALTON

I can’t understand why it’s so hard for the Raiders to win a single game.

ANDY DALTON

HECK, ME AND MY BENGALS HAVE TWO VICTORIES THIS YEAR AGAINST JOE FLACCO AND THE RAVENS ALONE, HAHAHA.

JOE FLACCO

Dalton, I hope you get nothing but Ebola Rolos in your trick-or-treat bag this year.

ANDY DALTON

Aw, poor Flacco. Now you have to Hallo-weep, because we gave you a nice, big, Hallow-sweep. LOLOLOL.

JOE FLACCO

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE BRAGGING ABOUT, REDDY McNO-SOUL. YOU DIDN’T EVEN THROW ANY TOUCHDOWNS YESTERDAY

ANDY DALTON

Oh, that’s just because I’m going to dress as Johnny Manziel for Halloween, and I was trying to get into character

JOHNNY MANZIEL

DALTON, I WILL STICK A RAZOR IN YOUR HALLOWEEN APPLE, just as soon as I’m done cutting this, um, "baking soda."

ANDY DALTON

HAHAHA. THE BENGALS ARE BACK ON THE WINNING TRACK. SEE YOU AT THE SUPER BOWL IN ARIZONA THIS FEBRUARY!

PEYTON MANNING

Dalton, please. You have about as much chance of making it to Phoenix as an undocumented migrant worker seeking a better life for his or her family.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

THEY'RE QUITE XENOPHOBIC IN ARIZONA, YOU SEE.

CARSON PALMER

Besides, the Super Bowl is going to be a HOME GAME this year for CARSON PALMER AND HIS RED-HOT CARDINALS!

CARSON PALMER

3rd STRAIGHT WIN! TWO-GAME LEAD IN THE DIVISION!

CARSON PALMER

WE T.P.’ed NICK FOLES LIKE THE GIANT GAPING ASS HE IS. HAHAHAHA

NICK FOLES

You know that loss wasn’t my fault, Canary Dick. I had 411 yards against your douchbag DBs.

TOM BRADY

JESUS CHRIST. DID EVERYONE HAVE OVER 400 YARDS THIS WEEK?

TONY ROMO

Oh, how adorable. The Eagles and Cardinals hen-pecked each other for three hours yesterday, just to fight for the title of SECOND best team in the NFC?

TONY ROMO

WELL JUST REMEMBER THAT YOU'RE BOTH BEHIND ME!

NICK FOLES

Much like your prime, then?

TONY ROMO

No, much like my team's last loss, which was soooo long ago, that you were still considered a promising young QB Foles.

NICK FOLES

KEEP TALKING THAT SHIT, ROMO. Your losses are coming.

TONY ROMO

WELL THEY CERTAINLY WON’T GET HERE TONIGHT. Because my ‘Boys have an easy Hallo-WIN waiting for us once we smoke those sad sack Redskins.

THE ONCE-GREAT DALLAS-WASHINGTON RIVALRY

(Spins in grave)

COLT McCOY

Easy win? That’s what you think, Romo, you Creature From The Choke Lagoon. Prepare your anus for the coming COLT McCOPALYPSE.

NICK FOLES

For the record McCoy, please know that I will be cheering LOUDLY for your Redskins tonight.

COLT McCOY

Duly noted.

NICK FOLES

Also for the record, please know that it’s only because Dallas is a threat to my Eagles playoff berth, and your shitty-ass Redskins are not.

COLT McCOY

Duly ignored.

AARON RODGERS

STILL SO PISSED ABOUT LOSING TO THE LOWLY SAINTS.

AARON RODGERS

Lucky for me, I have a bye week this Sunday. See you then Cutler.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Rodgers, you’re playing the Bears two weeks from now. You don’t have a game scheduled this weekend.

AARON RODGERS

Oh good. That’s two bye weeks, then.

PEYTON MANNING

And don’t forget ladies, next week is THE BIG ONE: BRONCOS vs. LAME-TRIOTS!

PEYTON MANNING

Hey Brady, remember when we humiliated you last season 26-16 for the AFC championship? HAHAHA.

TOM BRADY

Hey Manning. Remember when you won that 2nd Super Bowl? Yeah, me neither.

PEYTON MANNING

MY 513 TD PASSES RECORDS MAKE ME THE BEST QUARTERBACK OF ALL TIME.

TOM BRADY

MY 3 RINGS MAKE ME THE BEST QUARTERBACK IN THIS CONVO ALONE.

PEYTON MANNING

YOUR HAIR STILL LOOKS STUPID.

TOM BRADY

YOUR HEAD STILL LOOKS EVEN STUPIDER.

ELI MANNING

JUST REMEMBER THAT I HAVE DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF SUPER BOWL VICTORIES YOU HAVE PEYTON, AND THEY BOTH CAME AT YOUR EXPENSE BRADY!

PEYTON MANNING

You know what? I take it back, Tommy. We can both agree on one thing.

TOM BRADY

Fuck Eli?

PEYTON MANNING

Fuck Eli.

NFL QBs On Facebook: “HALLOWEIRD”

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22 Comments

  1. AnonyMOOSE

    October 30, 2014 at 4:41 pm

    These REALLY need to be moved to Tuesdays. I think the Cowboys-Redskins game was just further proof of that. There could’ve been so much in the convo about that game and there wasn’t because it was the MNF game. You guys need to move these to Tuesday starting ASAP.

    • PFMFan21

      October 30, 2014 at 9:01 pm

      I believe that these were posted on Tuesdays once upon a time. But then the playoffs game if memory serves.

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  3. jedi2814

    October 30, 2014 at 10:36 am

    “You know what? I take it back, Tommy. We can both agree on one thing.”

    I’m dying!!!!!! Keep it coming guys!

    But for the record – Redskins beat Dallas in Dallas!!! HTTR!!!!!!

  4. Hodor

    October 29, 2014 at 9:54 am

    Hodor

  5. schurgy16

    October 27, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    The Fault in our Eli’s
    By Tom Brady, and Peyton Goddamn Manning:

    Fuck Eli?
    Fuck Eli.

    Will Fuck Eli be our Always?

    • Director Rick

      October 27, 2014 at 3:38 pm

      OMG…that was brilliant. As an Eagles fan, I have to agree. Fuck Eli.

  6. Quis

    October 27, 2014 at 1:17 pm

    Russell Wilson literally is my favorite character.

  7. Vinniejt

    October 27, 2014 at 12:53 pm

    “BEN ROETHLISBERGER
    SIMPLE. COACH TODD HALEY TOLD ME TO EXPLOIT THE UNDERNEATH ZONES IN THE COLTS BASE 3-4 SCHEME”

    really thought that was going someplace else…

    And 2nd line, Kaep, should be scary to him of the Bears beat him in his house =\

  8. PFM Comments

    October 27, 2014 at 12:49 pm

    Haha Eli wins. It’s like he took over the Russell Wilson troll close job.

  9. Jim in NYC

    October 27, 2014 at 12:29 pm

    Man, Jay Cutler’s mother is really taking a pounding in this one.

    (waits for it…)

  10. Disappointed PFM Reader

    October 27, 2014 at 12:22 pm

    No reference to the Broncos’ scoreboard operator? I thought that would surely be somewhere in here.

    • Hich

      October 27, 2014 at 12:24 pm

      At least the game was mentioned. I was looking to some Tannehill-Bortles “We both sucked but haha the Dolphins won” trash talk.

      • Disappointed PFM Reader

        October 27, 2014 at 3:44 pm

        I was just thinking last night that they would have something like this:

        Broncos fans: (cheer loudly)

        Peyton Manning: Shut up! Shut the fuck up!!

        Broncos Scoreboard Operator: Oh, my bad!!

        Ben Roethlisberger: BECAUSE THE BRONCOS SCOREBOARD OPERATOR MADE BRONCOS FANS START CHEERING WHEN PEYTON MANNING WAS ON THE FIELD YOU SEE

        That would have been perfect. Or something similar to that.

  11. The Purdue Guy

    October 27, 2014 at 12:11 pm

    It still doesn’t make sense. How can Romo be red hot this year? Maybe its opposite season.

    • Jim in NYC

      October 27, 2014 at 12:28 pm

      Maybe Jessica Simpson finally relented and lifted the curse. We’ll find out in about a month.

    • PFM Comments

      October 27, 2014 at 12:49 pm

      Well it isn’t December yet. If he actually wins a game in December and even January I will be impressed.

    • Random

      October 27, 2014 at 10:07 pm

      Yeah. I’m hoping he’ll go back to sucking and being the pariah by December when he faces Andrew Luck. Will Luck be nice to him when he needs a friend or shit on him like everyone else? This question would be irrelevant if Romo wasn’t the punching bag.

    • cloudfuel

      October 28, 2014 at 11:14 am

      5 reasons –

      * Running the ball over 50% of the time
      * Averaging over 4.8 YPC on runs
      * Defense is playing way above expectations
      * OL has been phenomenal
      * Romo is not being asked to do nearly as much as previous seasons

      Basically, it mostly comes down to the last bullet point. In years past Romo would also have high ups and low downs which made him look like a great QB except when he shot himself in the foot. It’s like he has a threshold of how much he has to do… and now that DAL is staying under that threshold he has greatly minimized the self-foot shooting and kept the greatness.

      • AnonyMOOSE

        October 28, 2014 at 5:23 pm

        Romo isn’t Plaxico Burriss…

  12. Maverick Mopete

    October 27, 2014 at 11:39 am

    Ah, Russell Wilson’s back on point. It IS just like getting back on a bike.

    • Hich

      October 27, 2014 at 12:23 pm

      But enough about Jay Cutler’s mom.

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