NFL QBs ON FACEBOOK: “A FINE LINE”

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Updated: November 11, 2013

A FINE LINE 475

DREW BREES

49-17! A PRIME TIME PANTSING OF ROMO AND THE COWBOYS! BAHAHAHA!

TONY ROMO

Leave me alone!

DREW BREES

Romo, you know what my rating was for that game? 139.0.

DREW BREES

You know what yours was? ROF.L! HAHAHA!

TONY ROMO

STOP PICKING ON ME!

DREW BREES

I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE ROMO!

TONY ROMO

Um… My what now?

DREW BREES

THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME! SHOW ME THE MONEY! YOU’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BOAT, BECAUSE I’M KING OF THE WORLD! WHOOOOO!

ALEX SMITH

Oh, I see. “Movie quotes” is the thing here, apparently.

DREW BREES

WE’RE 7-2! MY SAINTS ARE GOING TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!

ELI MANNING

Brees, I really don’t see you as a “Buzz Lightyear” type.

TOM BRADY

If anything, you’re more of a “Scarface”

DREW BREES

Okay fine, THEN SAY HELLO TO MY LEETLE FRIEND!

DARREN SPROLES

Hello.

TONY ROMO

HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO COMPETE WHEN MY DEFENSE IS THE WORST IN THE NFL?

DREW BREES

Whatsamatter Ro-moron? Gonna cry like a little girl?

PEYTON MANNING

THERE’S NO CRYING IN FOOTBALL, ROMO!

ROGER GOODELL

All right, that’s QUITE ENOUGH of that!

PHILIP RIVERS

NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell?

ROGER GOODELL

There’s been a lot of talk this week about bullying and hazing, and it’s not good for the league’s image.

ROGER GOODELL

While I investigate these awful allegations, I need you fellows to promote a culture of kindness and respect toward one another.

NICK FOLES

BOW DOWN BITCHES. THE NFL’S HOTTEST QB JUST KEEPS PILING UP TD PASSES.

ROGER GOODELL

“Bitches” is exactly the kind of term I wish you’d refrain from…

NICK FOLES

THREE TOUCHDOWNS! ZERO PICKS! NEGATIVE FUCKS GIVEN! YIPPEE-KI-YAY, MOTHERFUCKERS!

RILEY COOPER

WAY TO GO FOLES! OUR TYPE HAS TO STICK TOGETHER!

RILEY COOPER

Have y’all noticed how my stats have SHOT UP ever since the Eagles have been starting a “proper” QB?

ROGER GOODELL

Cooper, this is probably not a good time for you to express your opinions on…

RILEY COOPER

THANK GOD WE KICKED MICHAEL VICK TO THE BACK OF THE BUS.

RGIII

Cooper, you inbred hillbilly nutrag. That’s an UNBELIEVABLY racist thing to say.

RILEY COOPER

Hey, no offense Griffin. But you people just don’t have what it takes to succeed as an NFL QB.

RICHIE INCOGNITO

What do you mean, “you people?”

RGIII

What do YOU mean, “you people?”

ROGER GOODELL

FOLKS, WE CONDEMN THE AWFUL PREJUDICE OF RILEY COOPER, EVEN IF HE DID TEAR UP THE PACKERS YESTERDAY.

SCOTT TOLZIEN

Well that was definitely not the way I wanted my first game to go.

AARON RODGERS

SENECA WALLACE YOU STUPID BENCH-LICKER.

AARON RODGERS

WHILE MY COLLARBONE HEALS, YOU COULDN’T EVEN BEAT THE LOWLY EAGLES?

SCOTT TOLZIEN

Aaron, I’m not Seneca Wallace. He got hurt. I’m Scott Tolzien, the 3rd stringer.

AARON RODGERS

THE FUCK YOU ARE. I KNOW SENECA WALLACE WHEN I SEE HIM.

SCOTT TOLZIEN

I promise you. I’m not Seneca Wallace.

AARON RODGERS

WHAT DOES SENECA WALLACE LOOK LIKE?

SCOTT TOLZIEN

He’s black.

AARON RODGERS

GO ON.

SCOTT TOLZIEN

He’s bald.

AARON RODGERS

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

SCOTT TOLZIEN

Well, yes, now that you mention it, he does. Quite a bit, actually.

AARON RODGERS

You’re right. Well you both suck ass.

SENECA WALLACE

I'm not bald!

MATT STAFFORD

Hakuna Matata, you guys!

RYAN TANNEHILL

What the hell does that mean?

TOM BRADY

I think it’s “No Super Bowls for the rest of our days”

MATT STAFFORD

No, it means that Detroit just SWEPT THE CHICAGO BEARS TO TAKE SOLE POSSESSION OF FIRST PLACE IN THE NFC NORTH!

JAY CUTLER

Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a shit.

MATT STAFFORD

Boy, who would thought my Lions would be leading the division heading into the second half of the season?

MATT STAFFORD

Well, my Mama always did say, “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

ELI MANNING

On the other hand, Cutler’s Mama says, “Life is like Christian Planter’s penis. It’s short, and just when it gets you excited, it starts spraying failure everywhere.

CHRISTIAN PONDER

A), my name is Ponder, and B), LEAVE ME ALONE. I hurt my non-throwing shoulder last Thursday.

RYAN TANNEHILL

Which one is his non-throwing shoulder?

CAM NEWTON

Both of them.

CHRISTIAN PONDER

Say what you want. But I still started that game, and we BEAT THE REDSKINS!

CHRISTIAN PONDER

YO ADRIAN! I DID IT!

ADRIAN PETERSON

No, I did it. You’re just a handoff delivery system with a helmet.

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE, MOTHERFUCKERS.

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE RUN FOR 145 YARDS AGINST PUNY FALCONS. NOW 2nd IN LEAGUE IN RUSHING.

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE STARTING TO MAKE MAGNIFICENCE SEEM COMMONPLACE.

MATT RYAN

BEAT IT you metal-mouthed animal I’m not in the mood.

MARSHAWN LYNCH

BEAST MODE NOT ANIMAL. BEAST MODE AM HUMAN BEING.

TONY GONZALEZ

MATT RYAN YOU WORTHLESS SHITSTAIN!

MATT RYAN

Aw hell.

TONY GONZALEZ

I warned you Ryan. I WARNED YOU that if I un-retired for one last season, that you BETTER get me to the Super Bowl.

MATT RYAN

Tony, please. There’s still time. If we win the rest of our games, then maybe we still could qualify…

TONY GONZALEZ

THERE’S NOT GONNA BE ANY SAVING RYAN’S PRIVATES WHEN I SLICE YOUR TESTICLES OFF WITH RUSTY HEDGECLIPPERS!

ROGER GOODELL

THAT IS EXACTLY THE TYPE OF THREAT I WOULD LIKE YOU TO REFRAIN FROM, GENTLEMEN.

ROGER GOODELL

This entire HazingGate scandal could cause serious damage to the NFL’s reputation.

ROGER GOODELL

WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS BULLYING BROUHAHA?

PEYTON MANNING

Well I know who’s responsible for 33 TOUCHDOWN PASSES IN ONLY 9 GAMES THIS SEASON. PEYTON GODDMAN MANNING, THAT’S WHO.

PEYTON MANNING

And it certainly was fun beating whoever that team was that we whipped yesterday.

PHILIP RIVERS

That was us.

PEYTON MANNING

Whatever. Now, America can get its popcorn ready for the feature presentation next week:

PEYTON MANNING

THE MIGHTY BRONCOS AND PEYTON GODDAMN MANNING VS. THE OVERRATED KANSAS CITY CHIEFS AND THEIR BUS DRIVER, ALEX SMITH

ALEX SMITH

I AM NOT A BUS DRIVER!

PEYTON MANNING

Pop Quiz, hotshot: Your team’s undefeated, but your record’s been fattened up with a steady diet of cupcakes and twinkies.

PEYTON MANNING

Now, the Broncos Express is about to make you a speed bump on our road to the Super Bowl. WHAT DO YOU DO?

ALEX SMITH

Simple. I tell Justin Houston and Tamba Hali to dive at your gimpy ankles.

ROGER GOODELL

NO, NO, NO. DIVING AT ANKLES IS FROWNED UPON, AS IS THIS HARSH BULLYING TONE OF YOURS, I MIGHT ADD.

ROGER GOODELL

Now I DEMAND that you boys begin treating each other with respect and dignity.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

CAM NEWTON, I WILL MURDER YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY!

CAM NEWTON

You don’t scare me, Ink-stain. I’ll just dress my family up as 49ers receivers. YOU’LL NEVER HIT ‘EM! HAHAHAHA

ALEX SMITH

Hey Kapp-A-Dick: Looks like neither of us won this weekend.

ALEX SMITH

Of course, I had a week off. You just have a weak arm. LOLOLOL

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Smith, I hope you get a case of explosive diarrhea on your flight to Denver this weekend, and the captain keeps the “fasten seatbelts” sign lit for four straight hours.

CAM NEWTON

YOU ASSHOLES CAN’T IGNORE ME ANYMORE.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

What the…? Are you still here?

CAM NEWTON

Damn straight. I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE.

CAM NEWTON

My Panthers have FIVE straight victories, and a 6-3 record. I DEMAND ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AS AN NFC POWER.

DREW BREES

If by “NFC Power” you mean “a killer defense and an offense that couldn’t pick up yardage at a sod sale,” then yep, that’s you.

CAM NEWTON

THE STANDINGS SAY OTHERWISE, NANCY DREW!

CAM NEWTON

Last week I skullfucked Matt Ryan’s Falcons and yesterday I dickpunched Colin Kaepernick’s 49ers.

CAM NEWTON

And next Monday night, my Panthers will kick Tom Brady’s ass right back to his sad little corner of the AFC!

TOM BRADY

WRONG NEWTON. NO ONE PUTS BRADY IN A CORNER.

JOE FLACCO

Don’t look now Sprocketholes, but my RAVENS ARE CLIMBING BACK INTO CONTENTION!

JOE FLACCO

DIDJA SEE ME AND MY FLAC CLUB BEAT THE BENGALS IN O.T. YESTERDAY?

NICK FOLES

“Flac club?” What the hell is a Flac Club?

JOE FLACCO

THE FIRST RULE OF FLAC CLUB IS, YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT FLAC CLUB!

ELI MANNING

What’s the second rule of Flac Club?

JOE FLACCO

That we hate Romo.

ELI MANNING

Well, that makes sense.

TONY ROMO

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?

ROGER GOODELL

I WANT TO KNOW WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS CULTURE OF CRUELTY!

A.J. GREEN

DAMMIT, ANDY DALTON!

A.J. GREEN

I caught that AMAZING HAIL MARY TOUCHDOWN at the end of regulation yesterday, and you just pissed away our victory in overtime!

ANDY DALTON

You know, since I threw that Hail Mary pass, I should really get some of the credit for…

A.J. GREEN

I CAN’T BELIEVE WE LOST! THAT IS NOT HOW HAIL MARYS ARE SUPPOSED TO TURN OUT!

GREEN BAY PACKERS FANS

Tell us about it.

CARSON PALMER

HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!

CARSON PALMER

And the “problem” in this scenario is the fact that my Cardinals beat the Texans 27-24.

CARSON PALMER

And “Houston” is, you know, Houston.

CASE KEENUM

SON OF A BITCH! THIS IS RIDICULOUS!

CASE KEENUM

I PUT UP GREAT STATS WEEK AFTER WEEK, BUT MY TEAM HAS LOST EVERY GAME I’VE STARTED!

CASE KEENUM

WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO WIN A GAME? PUT UP LOUSY STATS?

PEYTON MANNING

Works for Alex Smith.

ALEX SMITH

JUST WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK, MANNING!

J.J. WATT

I AM GETTING SO SICK OF THIS SHIT!

J.J. WATT

My team is going NOWHERE! I’ve been a defensive superstar for two years now, all in a wasted effort!

DeMARCUS WARE

Only two years? You’re adorable.

ANDREW LUCK

Well I’m still in shock that the Rams beat my Colts so soundly in Indianapolis yesterday.

ANDREW LUCK

But I have to give St. Louis credit. You played a fine game and truly deserved that win. Kudos to you all.

DREW BREES

Luck, while you were slurping the Rams’ collective nutsacks, Tavon Austin just scored on a 78 yard pass.

ANDREW LUCK

Well, Tavon Auston is a remarkable talent. I was honored to share the same field with him and watch…

DREW BREES

Now he just took a punt return to the house.

PEYTON MANNING

SUCK IT LUCK. You got exposed as nothing more than the FLUKE you are.

PEYTON MANNING

And unlike me, you’re never getting out of that Indy hellhole. You’ll be in Colt Colors for the rest of your miserable career.

ANDREW LUCK

You mean…?

PEYTON MANNING

Yep. THE HORSE WILL BE WITH YOU, FLUKE. ALWAYS.

JOE FLACCO

That was incredibly forced

SAM BRADFORD

Oh, you wanna hear about something being forced? This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute all the way…

ROGER GOODELL

NO ONE NEEDS TO HEAR THAT.

CHAD HENNE

WE GOT OUR FIRST WIN, BABY!

THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS win the Florida failure pool.

MATT STAFFORD

Chad Henne, you can’t brag about that win too much. Remember, you were playing a pretty bad team.

MATT STAFFORD

Do you remember? REMEMBER THE TITANS?!

JAY CUTLER

Oh my god, shut up Stafford.

PHILIP RIVERS

And now Jake Locker apparently has a serious Lisfranc injury that could end his season.

JAKE LOCKER

IT’S ONLY A FLESH WOUND!

MATT STAFFORD

Then I guess that makes him a “HURT LOCKER?!”

JAY CUTLER

SHUT UP STAFFORD.

MATT STAFFORD

What?

JAY CUTLER

I said shut up, Stafford.

MATT STAFFORD

What?

AARON RODGERS

SAY “WHAT” AGAIN. I DARE YOU. I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER, SAY “WHAT” ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME!

NICK FOLES

Hey, can someone remind me who was the defensive player of the year in 2012?

RUSSELL WILSON

“Watt”

AARON RODGERS

WILSON, I WILL STRIKE DOWN UPON THEE WITH GREAT VENGEANCE AND FURIOUS ANGER!

ROGER GOODELL

YOU SEE RICHIE INCOGNITO! THIS IS WHAT YOUR BULLYING WAYS HAVE DONE TO THE NFL!

RICHIE INCOGNITO

Hey don’t blame me, ya half-ginger piece of crap. I was just following orders to toughen up that Jonathan Martin kid.

ROGER GOODELL

Wait, WHAT? Whose orders were you following?

RICHIE INCOGNITO

I’d rather not say.

ROGER GOODELL

YES YOU WILL! I AM ENTITLED TO KNOW!

RICHIE INCOGNITO

YOU WANT ANSWERS?

ROGER GOODELL

I WANT THE TRUTH!

JOE PHILBIN

YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!

PHILIP RIVERS

Dolphins head coach Joe Philbin?

JOE PHILBIN

Goodell, we live in a world that has QBs, and those QBs have to be guarded by men who block.

JOE PHILBIN

Who’s gonna do it? You? You Lieutenant McKinnie?

JOE PHILBIN

I have a greater responsibility than you can POSSIBLY fathom. You weep for Jonathan Martin, and you curse the locker room culture. You have that luxury.

JOE PHILBIN

You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That the Jonathan Martin scandal, while tragic, also makes him kind of a pussy. And Richie Incognito’s bullying, while mean-spirited and racist, was supposed to make Martin LESS of a pussy.

JOE PHILBIN

You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about in huddles, you want tough guys on that line. You NEED tough guys on that line.

JOE PHILBIN

NFL players say things like the “N” word, the “F” word, and the “R” word.

JOE PHILBIN

They say these things because… well, because there’s still a lot of small-minded, terrible bigotry in the world, I suppose. But you use them as mob-inciting buzzwords.

JOE PHILBIN

I have neither the time, nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who profits as a result of the very protection that I provide, and then QUESTIONS the manner in which I provide it.

JOE PHILBIN

I would rather you just say, “thank you,” and write me a check. Otherwise, I suggest you put on some pads, and learn to pick up a blitz.

JOE PHILBIN

Either way, I don’t give a DAMN what you think you are entitled to.

ROGER GOODELL

Did you order the Code Teal?

JOE PHILBIN

I did the job I had to do…

ROGER GOODELL

DID YOU ORDER THE CODE TEAL?!

JOE PHILBIN

YOU’RE GODDAMN RIGHT I DID!

JAY CUTLER

All right already. You can stop now.

ALEX SMITH

We all get it. It’s pretty obvious what’s going on here.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

YOU’RE REENACTING THAT FAMOUS SCENE FROM “THE GODFATHER”

NFL QBs ON FACEBOOK: “A FINE LINE”

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83 Comments

  1. AnonyMOOSE

    November 1, 2014 at 7:01 pm

    Wouldn’t Rodgers “discount double dare” him?

  2. Anonymous

    June 18, 2014 at 6:44 am

    So many good ones here, but Wilson’s “Watt” still makes me laugh everytime

  3. Anonymous

    April 16, 2014 at 8:02 am

    The R word is Romo, not Redskins people.

  4. Anonymous

    November 23, 2013 at 10:28 am

    I LOOK AT THEESE EVERYDAY IN COMPUTER CLASS NEW ONE OR NOT ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH AT LEAST 8 TIMES

  5. hurricanegrabowski

    November 17, 2013 at 8:14 pm

    Omg, big ben at the end, this was the best one I’ve seen so far.

  6. Paul

    November 16, 2013 at 12:13 pm

    One of the better convos this year!

  7. philly

    November 14, 2013 at 12:27 pm

    Godfather, and Pulp Fiction in back to back weeks? yall slippin

  8. Ima Luthier

    November 14, 2013 at 11:16 am

    “TOM BRADY

    WRONG NEWTON. NO ONE PUTS BRADY IN A CORNER.”

    Doesn’t that horseface of a wife of his do that nightly?

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  10. Anonymous

    November 14, 2013 at 4:25 am

    Gtfo Goodell, we don’t take kindly to commissioners around here.

  11. Anonymous

    November 14, 2013 at 3:21 am

    This shit crazy

  12. Jeffrey M. Goodell

    November 13, 2013 at 7:21 pm

    This was hilarious. Love Darren Sproles’ picture with only his head at the very bottom showing and a simple “Hello”. XD and Cam Newton coming in with “Both of them”. And Incognito’s “What do you mean you people?” was perfect. I was cracking up the whole thing except when Philbin came in. Why did it get so serious? It killed it for me. I had a hard time chuckling after that. lt was like a group of friends sitting around laughing about your momma jokes and one of them stops and says, “My mom just died last week.” Regardless, great work. Now that I know this is a weekly thing, I will be eagerly waiting to read the next one. Thanks to Stumbleupon for bringing me here!

  13. Anonymous

    November 13, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    Still love Phil Rivers parts in this. “Dolphins Head Coach, Joe Philbin?” Lol

  14. Anonymous

    November 13, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    Nick Foles and Lynch were the best. I couldn’t breathe I was laughing so hard.”BEAST MOST AM HUMAN BEING”

  15. MO Fugga

    November 13, 2013 at 5:35 pm

    Awesome as always! NFL is definitely getting pussified.

  16. Anonymous

    November 13, 2013 at 3:01 pm

    MORE BIG BEN!!

  17. Anonymous

    November 13, 2013 at 9:47 am

    Mike Glennon should have got his word in instead of Chad Henne. Just saying. A suggestion, maybe you could do this on Tuesday so you can account for MNF. Otherwise, great convo. Makes me laugh my ass off every time.

  18. Anonymous

    November 12, 2013 at 8:57 pm

    Works for Alex smith lmak

  19. Anonymous

    November 12, 2013 at 6:34 pm

    The exchange that put tears of joy in my eyes:
    WHAT DOES SENECA WALLACE LOOK LIKE?

  20. Anonymous

    November 12, 2013 at 3:39 pm

    Goddell must see the coach philbin part, that shit was gold. Goddell aint doing shit but pussifying the NFL.

  21. scott N

    November 12, 2013 at 3:36 pm

    That was a great one. Big ben is the greatest character.

  22. DaBa1784

    November 12, 2013 at 12:08 pm

    Quit F****** complaining about the F****** typos. BFD. This was Hilarious!!

  23. Tim

    November 12, 2013 at 10:47 am

    One of the funniest ones yet. Great job

  24. Anonymous

    November 12, 2013 at 10:39 am

    That Tampa Bay quip doesn’t really work anymore after what happened on MNF.

  25. Jeoff Carlson

    November 12, 2013 at 10:17 am

    TERRIBLE. I think this thing has just about jumped the shark.

  26. NotMarkSanchez

    November 12, 2013 at 9:46 am

    I loved all the Pulp Fiction quotes, that was hilarous!

  27. Anonymous

    November 12, 2013 at 7:07 am

    Is that Blaine Gabbert in Chad Henne’s picture?

  28. Tim

    November 12, 2013 at 5:49 am

    @Anonymous quiet. The last thing we need is for Stafford to figure out that you can post Tweets on Facebook…

  29. Anonymous

    November 12, 2013 at 5:36 am

    I kind of miss Matthew Stafford’s gimmick where he thinks Facebook is actually Twitter.

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  31. Anonymous

    November 12, 2013 at 1:00 am

    “A few good men” would have been funny if it hadn’t been on every radio talk show all week.

    I thought this was pretty weak considering they set the whole convo up to get to Col. Jessup.

  32. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 10:37 pm

    The Texans suck.

  33. Ross

    November 11, 2013 at 7:07 pm

    A small record to Cowboys fans. J.J. Watt has been getting shafted. As a Texans fan, the only reasons I now want success is so that Andre Johnson gets the Super Bowl game (even a loss) that he deserves, and J.J. Watt gets the franchise that he deserves.

    Peace out.

  34. Michael James Bejune

    November 11, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    look forward to these every Monday

  35. Blah!

    November 11, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    Who are these dumb fucks criticizing satire? Really dickless? Only an hour of seatbelt sign from KC to Denver? Who gives a fuck? Get that stick out of your ass and trade it for a sense of humor!
    Keep up the great work, PFM people whoever you are!

  36. Andrew

    November 11, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    I caught myself reading in Jack Nicholson’s voice as imitated by Joe Philbin (whom I’ve never heard so I interpret as Regis Philbin). The worst part of these things is when you realize you have to wait seven days to read more.

  37. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    Eli throws so many ints. It’s just not worth it to mention them anymore.

  38. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    Best ending

  39. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 3:09 pm

    “No one puts Brady in the corner!” I can’t believe no one mentioned that line yet. I lol’d.

  40. Nemo

    November 11, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    Got to admit, i was laughing so much, I almost choked. But Big Ben’s line at the end… perfect. Great job

  41. Terry Bart

    November 11, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    Eli threw a pick 6 and I couldn’t wait to read about it here… Oh well.. Still the best Monday quarterback read on the inter web !

  42. King D

    November 11, 2013 at 1:22 pm

    Wow, no one liked Stafford with the remember the titans and Hurt Locker bit which lead to Aaron saying the “say what again, i dare you…” That had me dying. so did Marshawn lynch all of it, calling Goodell a half ginger and calling Alex Smith a bus driver.

  43. ensignlee

    November 11, 2013 at 1:07 pm

    This one is by far the best of the year. ZOMGAMAZING. Hahahaha. It’s *so* good!

  44. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 12:56 pm

    Nevermind, found it with Philbin near the end.

  45. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 12:54 pm

    Was the N-word/R-word comment removed from the QB Conversation? I don’t see it in the post any more.

  46. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 12:50 pm

    I thought “R-word” could be for retarded, since that’s a typical bullying term. Being called Romo or Redskins would also be pretty insulting, though.

  47. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 12:48 pm

    Haha the A few good men reference at the end cracked me up.

  48. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 12:27 pm

    @Anonymous, I thought “R-word” in this context meant ” redskin?” Maybe I’m wrong though.

    Anyway, another awesome convo!

  49. Seth

    November 11, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    PFM strikes again, good job guys :)

  50. Tryman

    November 11, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    I love these! Let’s see more old school QBs too!

  51. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    Oh, I thought the “R” word was supposed to be Redskins.

  52. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 12:06 pm

    Fantastic!! I wait to see these after a good weekend. Needs more Big Ben though.

  53. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 12:04 pm

    Oh my God Richie calling Goodell a “half ginger.” I nearly died.

  54. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 11:33 am

    You missed the point. IT’s QB rating number xxx.x ROF.L

  55. bobman2

    November 11, 2013 at 11:32 am

    Very enjoyable. These QBs have too much time on their hands if all they do is memorize movies (or cruise IMDB.com) all the time. Maybe that’s why they all suck! As always, the highlight of my Mondays.

  56. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 11:30 am

    Fasten seat belt sign on the flight from KCI to DEN would be on for an hour, tops. Now if you put Alex Smith on a bus across Kansas with diarrhea and no bus stop for four hours you’d have it!

  57. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 11:27 am

    this is one of the best ones yet this year…. between Russel wilson one liners and now Marshawn Lynchs beast mode as well keep it going guys!!!

  58. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 11:23 am

    It’s supposed to. As in digit digit digit (point) digit. 139.0, etc.

  59. PFM Staff

    November 11, 2013 at 11:21 am

    Once again, thanks Anonymous. The phantom question mark in Drew Brees’ line is fixed.

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  61. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 10:58 am

    The grammar in Drew Brees’ second comment is about as muffed up as that sewed up spaghetti knee cap of RGIII’s where it should say “you know what yours was? ROFL!” It says “you know what yours? Was? ROF.L”

  62. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 10:55 am

    I love the one line Russell Wilson blurbs in these.

  63. George Cottell

    November 11, 2013 at 9:55 am

    ^^I’m sure you can get a refund on what you paid to read it…

    Great work PFM!

  64. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 9:52 am

    Fuckin hilarious as per usual. I love reading these on Mondays

  65. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 9:47 am

    The Riley Cooper Part

  66. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 9:44 am

    Beast mode is the highlight of these for me… making magnificence seem commonplace!

  67. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 9:39 am

    As a Cowboy fan, in one of these convos after a loss, it’d be nice to see Romo not act like a little bitch for once, but that’s just me. Also I liked the bit with D Ware “Only two years Watt? You’re adorable.”

  68. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 9:27 am

    Proofread some more, there’s about 10 misspellings in there. Not your best work, at least the ending was good though.

  69. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 9:07 am

    I wish you guys would use the Vikings more I think it would be great. Just my opinion

  70. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 9:06 am

    Loved the “R Word” as Romo

  71. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 8:50 am

    “say hello to my leetle friend”

    Spores:”hi”

    That part killed me!! Thanks guys funny as usual.

  72. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 8:42 am

    This is clearly my favorite part of Monday.

  73. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 8:40 am

    INCOGNITO, started looking like GOODELL at the very end.

  74. starchybunker

    November 11, 2013 at 8:34 am

    these have been inconsistent lately, but THIS week was a touchdown…they really ate it with some flava beans and a nice Chianti…

  75. Lana

    November 11, 2013 at 8:34 am

    LOVED IT!!! Although I would like Monday’s game included too….although it would be hard to wait until Tuesdays for the funniest part of my week!

  76. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 8:26 am

    This had to have been one of the best ones from this season! Movie references were outstanding and Big Ben’s ending worked so well. And I actually enjoy the moral of the story that you guys presented.

    Once again, however, I have to bring up the fact that the Monday night game has not yet been played and this could add an extra element if anything crazy happens with the Phins playing tonight….

  77. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 8:26 am

    I’m surprised there wasn’t more mention of Eli and the G-Men only 1.5 games back of the NFC East division leaders. Good one though this week

  78. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 8:23 am

    This was the best one of the year so far, loved the Wilson troll. Not forced at all. Nice work!!!

  79. PFM Staff

    November 11, 2013 at 8:19 am

    Thanks for the heads up Anonymous. I swear I proofread this thing 50 times, and still managed to miss that messed up photo. It’s fixed now. Thanks again!

  80. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 8:16 am

    the you want the truth line is messed up goddell pic

  81. Daniel Coto (@Acotoz)

    November 11, 2013 at 8:13 am

    LOL Big Ben at the end

  82. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 8:10 am

    Another great convo. Screwed up on one Riche Incognito pic but awesome overall!

  83. Anonymous

    November 11, 2013 at 8:05 am

    Big Ben never fails. GREAT ending.

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