Cleveland? I got drafted by fucking CLEVELAND?!
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DAMMIT! I WAS SUPPOSED TO END UP IN EITHER HOUSTON OR DALLAS, WHERE ALL THE GOOD TITTY BARS ARE!
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WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF BIG-TIME PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL, JOHNNY MANZIEL.
Wait, I thought he got drafted by the Browns?
Yep. And now everyone in Cleveland is jizzing their triple-XL Walmart sweatpants over the arrival of Johnny Manziel.
I hear that the dumpster fires around Cleveland all burned just a little hotter this week in celebration.
YESSSSS!!!! THANK GOD WE DRAFTED JOHNNY FOOTBALL!
FINALLY, THINGS ARE LOOKING UP FOR THE BROWNS!
(Gets suspended for year)
(commit suicide by throwing selves into nearest dumpster fire)
This is BULLSHIT. That first round was the worst experience of my life!
Manziel, are you mad because Blake Bortles was drafted ahead of you?
Or are you mad because you went from being a top five draft pick to falling all the way down into the 20’s?
Or are you mad because now you have to play in Cleveland?
YES, YES, AND FUCKING YES
I’m also pissed that I was only the third player from my own school to get picked.
Three players in the first round!
(goes 4-8 in 2014)
How’s it going there, Johnny Draft Slide? I watched you on ESPN drink, like, fifty bottles of water while you waited to get chosen waaaaaay down there at #22.
Me, I’m a little parched ‘cause I got picked all the way up at #3 by the Jaguars. LOLOL.
FUCK YOU BLAKE BORTLES YOU GOOFY NAME-HAVING MOTHERFUCKER.
If I accomplish nothing else in Cleveland, I VOW to have a better career than you.
IN YOUR DREAMS, YOU SQUINTY FACED FUCKWEASEL.
Guys, guys, there’s no need to fight. Remember, you’ve been drafted by Cleveland and Jacksonville, respectively. You’re BOTH destined for shitty careers
Manziel, I TOTALLY relate to what you’re going through.
Back in ‘05, Alex Smith got picked at the top of the draft, and I slid all the way down into the 20’s just like you did.
Only difference is, I proved the world wrong by becoming a superstar, while you and Bortles both suck anyway, so it doesn’t really matter who got drafted where.
BLOW ME, RODGERS. I was the first overall pick that year and you were 24th, and that PROVES I’m a superior QB to you.
ALL IT PROVED WAS THAT A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION QUARTERBACK IS ACTUALLY CAPABLE OF SLIDING ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE END OF THE FIRST ROUND
Or even the third.
WILSON, ON SEPTEMBER 4th, I AM GOING TO JAM THAT LOMBARDI TROPHY UP YOUR PEEHOLE LIKE IT’S THE WORLD’S LARGEST METAL CATHETER.
Holy crap, that’s right. The Seahawks and the Packers play each other on opening night of the new season.
It’s the “Fail Mary” rematch!
I hear Seattle will be adding the replacement refs to their ring of honor that night.
We prefer to think of ourselves as “The 13th man.”
In other schedule news, did you notice that the Cowboys play the Redskins on the last week of the season?
Really? Well then, congratulations Washington.
WHOO-HOO! WASHINGTON REDSKINS, 2014 NFC EAST CHAMPS BAYBEE
Hey! Playing us the final week of the season does NOT guarantee that you will win the NFC East!
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THE 2011 GIANTS, 2012 REDSKINS, and 2013 EAGLES beg to differ
Well I would like to welcome Jadeveon Clowney to the NFL. Congratulations on being the first overall selection in the draft, Mr. Clowney!
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I look forward to competing against you twice a year and wish you great success in your career!
SHUT YOUR SUCKHOLE, ANDREW LUCK. A WORM DOES NOT WISH GOOD LUCK TO A TIGER. A WORM SIMPLY GETS DEVOURED.
I’m pretty sure tigers don’t eat worms.
What do tigers eat then?
A cold serving of first round playoff defeat every January.
INTRODUCE YOUR DICK TO A BLOWTORCH, RIVERS
Well I’m gonna get my revenge on every single team that passed on me in that first round!
You know Manziel, the Browns chose a CB with the 8th overall pick. So technically, they passed on you too. Does that mean you want revenge on Clevelend also?
I ESPECIALLY want revenge on Cleveland. Now that they’ve picked me, I have to actually live in that armpit of a city? YOU’LL PAY FOR THIS, BROWNS!
Don’t worry. The monster salary you’re going to make while leading them to 3 or 4 wins next year will be revenge enough.
Ain’t that the truth.
Look Manziel, quit your whining. Cleveland is welcoming you to town as its hero and savior. Just embrace it.
He's not really the hero that Cleveland wants. But he is the one that they deserve.
I HAVE TO EMBRACE BEING A HERO IN CLEVELAND? FOR HOW LONG?
Six, seven years tops.
What a wild story that Johnny Manziel pick was. The Browns executed a bunch of trades with different teams, moving all over the first round, just to end up picking the guy they really wanted all along.
IT WAS JUST LIKE IN THAT MOVIE!
“Draft Day” starring Kevin Costner?
No, “Boogie Nights” starring Mark Wahlberg’s penis.
Ben, “Boogie Nights” is about a guy who rises to national fame only to end up failing miserably and disappointing everyone around him.
So you’re right. It is just like the Manziel pick.
LOLOLOL. Johnny Manziel’s gonna shit the bed in Cleveland worse than Peyton Manning in a crucial playoff game.
FUCK YOU SMITH, YOUR TEAM WASN’T EVEN IN THE SUPER BOWL
Neither was yours, from what I saw
WILSON, I WILL SHOVE THAT LOMBARDI TROPHY UP YOUR PEEHOLE LIKE IT’S THE WORLD’S BIGGEST…
I already did that line.
Ooh, ooh: “Things Michael Irvin says when someone asks, “hey where did my cocaine go?’”
I wonder how the Browns decided to pick Johnny Manziel anyway?
That’s a funny story, actually. I was walking down skid row last week, and this homeless guy stopped me and told me to draft Johnny Manziel. So I did.
You could’ve at least given me a dollar for the advice.
Screw that. GET A JOB, YA HOBO.
I HAVE A JOB. YOU SIGNED ME TO YOUR ROSTER LAST WEEK!
Really? Oh good. Can you play receiver?
Oh trust me, I can catch passes just as well as I can throw them.
So that’s a no, then?
FUCK YOU, MINNESOTA VIKINGS! YOU STOLE OUR QB!
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If you hadn’t traded with the Seahawks at the last pick of round one, then WE would have had Teddy Bridgewater in round two!
Would it make you feel any better if we gave you Christian Ponder?
We’re mad because we lost a QB. How would getting Christian Ponder make us feel any better?
THEY'RE SAYING HE SUCKS
Tsk tsk, my fine Houston fellows. There’s no need to lament the misfortune you suffered during that fateful selection process.
Your failure to secure my services for your gridiron endeavors is in the past now, like so much "water under the bridge."
Tee-hee. I hope you rascals enjoyed my oh-so-clever wordplay on that comment. Oh, but I do enjoy a hearty pun.
What the hell is he babbling about?
I think this Bridgewater idiot wants his “thing” to be, “Guy that talks like he’s gargling a thesaurus.”
Oh, on the contrary, chaps. Have you fellows not read the plethora of scouting reports on yours truly floating through the world-wide ether? Everyone agrees that **I** am the most “cerebral” and intelligent quarterback of the entire 2014 rookie assemblage.
YOU’RE NOT THE SMART ONE HERE, TEDDY BONGWATER. I OUTSCORED YOU ON THE WONDERLIC!
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT this is true
To be fair Manziel, I think the hundred bucks your Dad stapled to the test might have helped push up your score.
Fellas, if anyone deserves to be branded as the "smart” QB, well, I did go to Stanford and all…
SHUT UP LUCK WE’RE ALL SICK OF YOUR ARROGANT BOASTING.
Of course. I’m sorry for acting so rudely.
You ruffians can say what you will, but I fully intend on dazzling the American sports-viewing throngs by producing the finest rookie season in NFL history come this autumn.
Who does have the all-time greatest rookie season by a QB, anyway?
GODDAMMIT, WE’RE LOSING TOUCH WITH THE REAL ISSUE HERE, WHICH IS I DON’T WANNA PLAY IN CLEVELAND!
Hey, you wanna hear another thing that sucks about getting drafted by the Browns, Manziel?
In Cleveland, you’ll actually have competition for the starting job from Brian Hoyer.
If you’d been drafted by Dallas, you could’ve walked right into the starting role with no competition from anyone whatsoever.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY YOU ASSHOLE!
I am one of the PREMIER quarterbacks in this league, and even if we had drafted Johnny Manziel he never would've stepped foot on the field because I gregyyrsdhjurrggwrthjjjjjgg
Dammit. I was in the middle of putting together a perfect thought, but at the very end I screwed up and fumbled the keyboard off the table.
HIS POOR INTERNET COMMENTING SKILLS MIRROR HIS SHODDY ON-FIELD PERFORMANCE
HAHA TONY ROMO DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO USE SOCIAL MEDIA CORRECTLY! #whataloser #RT this to everyone you know
HEY EVERYONE, I GOT DRAFTED BY OAKLAND!
This is so cool. I get to play for an expansion franchise, just like my big brother.
The Raiders are not an expansion franchise.
Whoops, sorry. I meant to say an “expired“ franchise
Did you guys see the Ravens picked some slouch QB named Keith Wenning in round six?
Well, that pretty much signals the end of the disappointing Joe Flacco era in Baltimore.
MY ERA IS NOT DISSAPPOINTING NOR IS IT ENDING. THIS WENNING KID ISN’T QUALIFIED TO CHALLENGE ME!
He was drafted in the sixth round. If anything, he’s overqualified to challenge you.
SLURP MY BALLS, BREES. NO SIXTH ROUND QB IS EVER GOING TO BE SUPERIOR TO JOE FLACCO
WHAT A GREAT DRAFT THIS WAS. ALLOW ME TO BID A WARM WELCOME TO ALL OUR WONDERFUL NEWCOMERS!
Okay Brady, why are you being so nice to the new QBs?
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What? New QBs? Fuck those guys. I’m talking about their WIVES AND GIRLFRIENDS.
I like to think of each new draft as my own personal “erection selection.” And this year, we had a very deep crop of hot new tail.
I mean, HAVE YOU SEEN A.J. McCARRON’S SEXY LITTLE SQUEEZE?!
(Jizzes into his adult diaper)
Hey! My wife is just as hot as her!
HEY! Her earrings are fabulous!
THE “AARON-RODGERS-IS-SECRETLY-GAY” JOKES LINGER ON
So I guess this is as good as time as any to discuss Michael Sam?
(takes small, long-overdue step forward)
I just wanna say it’s an honor to be joining you all in the NFL as a member of the Rams.
Ugh, really? Michael Sam got drafted? God, I hate people like that.
People like what?
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Well congrats on being the first openly gay player in the NFL Sam. And don’t worry, we won’t act any differently toward you than we do to any other player in these convos.
Yep. We’re going to treat you just as shitty as everyone else.
That’s all I’ve ever asked.
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Trust me Sam, you would've been better off going undrafted.
Now you're stuck playing on the same team as Sam Bradford. Good luck hanging out with that freak show.
I don't follow
Dude, Sam Bradford is the most twisted, perverted, pansexual degenerate you've ever seen.
Oh come on, that's not fair. A lot of small-minded bigots say the same things about gay people like me.
Just because Sam Bradford has sexual preferences that differ from our own, I refuse to prejudge him, or label him as some sort of freak.
‘Sup guys? Sorry I’m late.
I was busy spreading Nutella on my bunghole to get a rimjob from my neighbor’s diabetic poodle while simultaneously masturbating my comatose Grandma with the dug-up legbone of her 2nd husband, and well, you know how time flies when you’re doing that.
OH MY GOD THAT IS SO DISGUSTING
YOU MAKE ME SICK, SAM BRADFORD! PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE AN ABOMINATION. YOU'RE CORRUPTING OUR SOCIETY BY SPREADING YOUR FILTHY, UNNATURAL LIFESTYLE!
THAT’S SEXUAL TOLERANCE IRONY!
Hey Brady. You still haven’t told us how you feel about Jimmy Garoppolo
Jimmy Garoppolo? The Eastern Illinois QB chosen by the Patriots in the 2nd round?
I’m looking forward to learning a great deal from you Mr. Brady
Okay fine. Lesson 1: marry a hot chick I can bang. Lesson 2: don’t get busted for double homicide. END OF FUCKING LESSON.
He gave me the same advice last season. I’m still working on number 1.
I don’t know Brady. This Garoppolo kid might just unseat you as the starter one day.
Oh yeah? Well then ask him where he went to college.
Eastern Illinois University
Hey, just like me!
I rest my case.
HA HA ROMO SUCKS!
HA HA MANZIEL BLOWS!
HA HA CLINTON DIX!
So what "things" are the rest of you new guys gonna have?
I’m the hard partying badass who loves to pound the brews and nail the bitches, brah!
Hey! That's MY schtick, rookie
I'm the guy with the smoking hot girlfriend with the giant jugs that everyone wants to bang!
That is MY schtick rookie!
Well I'm pretty sure that Derek Carr is going to be ”second round draft pick who struggles to adjust to the pro game and ends up being a colossal failure"
Hey, that is MY schtick, rook... I mean, that sounds like a great “thing” for him and is not at all identified with anyone else in the league in any way at all.
Well I hate to break it to you Manziel, but you’re pretty much stuck in Cleveland
So you might as well make the best of it.
OKAY, FINE! FINE, FINE, FINE, FINE, FINE, FINE, FINE!
Ooh, ooh: "Things Roger Goodell says while orgasming?"
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July 27, 2014 at 12:35 pm
love the cam newton lines.
July 6, 2014 at 6:45 am
Goddamn the offseason lasts too long
June 7, 2014 at 7:42 am
Did somebody hopelessly say sad and stupid?
June 3, 2014 at 8:12 am
“IFHSS = I Feel Hopelessly Sad & Stupid.”
Somebody said it best earlier.
June 1, 2014 at 6:25 pm
What is ifhss
May 30, 2014 at 2:11 pm
*crying like a baby*
I’m a big loser because I get so pissed when people pretend to be the QBs from the fake facebook conversation.
*crying harder like a baby*
It-it-it’s because I have nothing to contribute to the comment section so I have to rip hard on those who f-f-f-find ways to kill time while waiting for the next article during the long and boring offseason.
*crying even harder like a baby*
I’m s-s-s-s-such a loser that I accuse these copycats of living in my mom’s basement when I’m the real loser who lives in her basement. I’m a 42 year old virgin and I’ve n-n-never even kissed a girl. Not even a fake one.
*pitching a temper tantrum and is now grounded by his mother*
May 27, 2014 at 2:37 pm
May 26, 2014 at 1:09 am
There are 3 types of people in the world: those who know how to count and those who don’t.
May 24, 2014 at 8:30 pm
May 22, 2014 at 5:12 pm
Is it me or did I expect brady to show up with wilson when rodgers said to smith: ALL IT PROVED WAS THAT A SUPER BOWL CHAMPION QUARTERBACK IS ACTUALLY CAPABLE OF SLIDING ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE END OF THE FIRST ROUND
May 20, 2014 at 8:39 pm
Looks like Richard Sherman will be on the cover.
Random Cleveland Brown Fan
May 20, 2014 at 8:21 pm
Okay sounds great!
May 20, 2014 at 3:49 pm
Hey suicide isn’t a joke! Come to my office for some serious counseling Cleveland Browns fans. I will teach you guys how to accept failure, enjoy life outside of football. And if that doesn’t work I will teach you the ways of bandwagoning so you guys will always be a fan of a winning team. Such as the Seahawks all you have to do is guy a bunch of gear, and claim to be part of the 12th man to be considered a “fan”. And if they suck in the next couple years then just jump on the next bandwagon!
Michael Sam's boyfriend
May 19, 2014 at 12:44 pm
It’s ok Michael. *kisses Michael*
May 19, 2014 at 12:30 pm
I was waiting for a LeBron comment the whole time
May 19, 2014 at 8:10 am
I know I should of listened!
May 18, 2014 at 4:44 pm
I warned you about Sam Bradford! I WARNED YOU!
May 18, 2014 at 9:53 am
Micheal Sam’s reaction to what Sam Bradford said was priceless.
May 16, 2014 at 3:24 pm
Man, it sucks to have a mediocre QB every season. I miss Kurt Warner.
May 16, 2014 at 9:51 am
I don’t know why… but the “Hodor!” and “Ha Ha Clinton Dix!” lines had me rolling. Unexpected, yet fitting, & hilarious. Great read.
May 16, 2014 at 7:25 am
The batman thing was great lol
May 16, 2014 at 7:01 am
Either that or, “Hillary Clinton choked on this.”
May 16, 2014 at 12:18 am
I think you missed an opportunity on the HaHa Clinton Dix comment. That should definitely have, “Monica Lewinsky likes this.”
May 15, 2014 at 7:21 pm
I’m willing to sign with any NFL team!
May 15, 2014 at 12:41 pm
Another awesome one! Even got treated to a present of having 2 trollings by Wilson. Just for these alone, I can’t wait for the season to start.
May 14, 2014 at 10:18 pm
You are correct Jordy Nelson. I have also granted Jerry Jones immortality so in 100 years someone will say exactly what you just said.
Sorry Cowboy fabs but you will see Johnny Manziel and the Browns winning a Super Bowl before you see Jerry Jones retire. In reality that won’t happen either. Sorry Brown fans.
May 14, 2014 at 5:31 pm
Well done! Very funny
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May 14, 2014 at 11:29 am
^Because IFHSS gets butthurt over the comments you see.
May 14, 2014 at 9:43 am
IFHSS = I Feel Hopelessly Sad & Stupid.
Philosopher Jordy Nelson
May 14, 2014 at 5:56 am
I have a theory, I wonder if the Cowboys just win to much in the normal season, so they lose the games in december purposely to finish 8-8 every year! Just so Jerry Jones can remember their record? Just my theory
May 14, 2014 at 12:44 am
Haha “Donald Sterling Likes this” that was hilarious
May 13, 2014 at 11:07 pm
Yo, T.O., I heard you like to jerk off to yourself, so here’s a picture of you jerking off so you can jerk off while watch yourself jerk off
May 13, 2014 at 7:36 pm
Terrell Owens is just gay for himself if he could he would totally have sex with himself.
May 13, 2014 at 6:07 pm
I LOVE ME SOME ME! (I’m totally not gay).
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A Hopeless Cardinals Fan
May 13, 2014 at 4:44 pm
That Riley Cooper line was hilarious. I hate people like that…..black people.
May 13, 2014 at 12:22 pm
^Or he has 30 browsers open.
May 13, 2014 at 9:46 am
is this just one person logging out then back in as different people?
May 13, 2014 at 8:41 am
no josh mccown jokes. FAIL
I mean the CIFL
May 13, 2014 at 8:27 am
Johnny Douchebag…only a matter of time before you’re crying like a woman, having temper tantrums in front of the media, and serving hard time in state prison for breaking-and-entering. Enjoy your spotlight while it’s on you…it won’t last, jackass.
May 13, 2014 at 8:22 am
Hey Jamarcus just go the UFL that’s were big fat qbs like Jared Lorezen go.
May 13, 2014 at 8:10 am
BECAUSE HE’S FAT, YOU SEE
May 13, 2014 at 7:35 am
I would’ve sign him if his name is Jay Marks Russell
May 13, 2014 at 7:30 am
But coach I was hungry and I ended up eating my playbook and training camp tapes.
May 13, 2014 at 7:25 am
Jamarcus Russell! Give me your Raiders playbook and training camp tapes!
May 13, 2014 at 7:22 am
Jamarcus Russell? The biggest body mass and draft bust ever?
May 13, 2014 at 7:21 am
No thanks JaMarcus. We’ll pass.
May 13, 2014 at 7:00 am
I think I’ve served my time…those kids are all grown up now, anyway. Can I come back and play, Mr. Jones?
May 13, 2014 at 5:01 am
I’m serious guys, I can play left tackle!
May 13, 2014 at 3:20 am
Wow, Cristin Poonderp’s name got spelled correctly. TWICE!
May 12, 2014 at 11:12 pm
Bridgewater, your job is to hand me the ball. Just call Matt Cassell, Josh Freeman and Crisp Fonder for advices.
May 12, 2014 at 9:35 pm
QUIT THE STUPID FUCKING COMMENTS PLEASE
No One Ever
Personally, I liked CFM’s version of Teddy Bridgewater better.
May 12, 2014 at 9:10 pm
I hope PFM changes Teddy Bridgewater ‘ s thing his awful. Makes him sound like he is a British or something.
Ha Ha Clinton Dix
May 12, 2014 at 8:37 pm
The last 3 convos (Super Bowl, Free Agency, this one) have been some of PFMs best work. Maybe when they’re spaced out more you miss them.
May 12, 2014 at 8:27 pm
I lost it at the Ha Ha Clinton Dix bit
May 12, 2014 at 8:05 pm
Because romo is clutch and can so no wrong and the d is amazing best gm ever this guy
Stupid Cowboys Fans Everywhere
May 12, 2014 at 8:00 pm
Son of a bitch Jerry you know how much we hate Romo why didn’t you dradt Manziel!?
May 12, 2014 at 7:52 pm
Join the club i miss boston
May 12, 2014 at 6:39 pm
Me and Kyrie also hate Cleveland. We’re with you on this Johnny.
May 12, 2014 at 6:23 pm
IFHSS has some serious problems
May 12, 2014 at 6:12 pm
Hey, don’t feel bad, Johnny. I am hoping to get out of Cleveland myself soon.
May 12, 2014 at 4:33 pm
Sends “come back home” letters to Michael Vick.
Also pfm blake bortles also has a super hot girlfriend
May 12, 2014 at 4:26 pm
Can i please play qb while matts gone
May 12, 2014 at 4:08 pm
(leaves the Atlanta Falcons to go into hiding)
May 12, 2014 at 4:05 pm
Incredible angry NFL Tight End thinking about murdering someone?
May 12, 2014 at 3:57 pm
College version of me? Did he also beat college version of Aaron Rodgers and Peyton Manning?
May 12, 2014 at 3:55 pm
May 12, 2014 at 3:54 pm
Anyone interested in a former USC Top 10 pick QB? *tackle by a butt*
May 12, 2014 at 3:50 pm
Um maybe cause your the college level version of Russell Wilson. Its not super hard to win titles as a game manager. When you have the best defense, and a strong running game every year…
May 12, 2014 at 3:49 pm
Did you guys see Matt Ryan, I finally have enough free time to kill him
May 12, 2014 at 3:45 pm
I don’t understand I won BCS titles why did I get drafted so low…
May 12, 2014 at 3:30 pm
“I tore my ACL, but still got drafted higher than AJ McCarron.”
May 12, 2014 at 3:26 pm
Personally, I like Greg Little as our #1 receiver.
May 12, 2014 at 3:18 pm
Any NFL teams in need of my talents?
The one guy who noticed a typo
May 12, 2014 at 3:14 pm
TYPO ALERT (Eli Manning): Justin Gilbert was drafted #8 not #9.
Everyone who follows PFM
May 12, 2014 at 2:04 pm
Yay it’s back! Now please do another one sometime within the next three months please?
Guy Who Whispers "Penis"
May 12, 2014 at 1:42 pm
May 12, 2014 at 1:40 pm
Newton’s last line makes the convo…
May 12, 2014 at 12:39 pm
I guess Michael Sam doesn’t like Sam Bradford then. Well there goes all my jokes about how they were going to have gay butt sex after every practice….
May 12, 2014 at 12:00 pm
It’s not BACK guys. It won’t be back until preseason
May 12, 2014 at 11:52 am
and mccarrons girl does not have huge jugs…
May 12, 2014 at 11:49 am
see by not stoping this asswipe who thinks he’s super funny commenting as ROETHLISBERGER, the comments in the real convos are not funny at all anymore.
May 12, 2014 at 11:34 am
Lol Vince Young just got cut today
That ha ha clinton dix jolke hilarious great job
May 12, 2014 at 11:26 am
Romo learnt from me to bad i nevet got up to winning in clutch
May 12, 2014 at 11:22 am
May 12, 2014 at 11:20 am
May 12, 2014 at 11:13 am
But unlike Romo, Garoppolo is going to learn from one of the all-time greats.
May 12, 2014 at 10:20 am
Fuck! I guess it’s back to my cardboard box!
ITS IRONIC BECAUSE VINCE YOUNG JUST GOT RELEASED BY THE BROWNS
May 12, 2014 at 9:39 am
Vince Young was the best part of this convo. Well played, sirs, well played.
May 12, 2014 at 9:03 am
LOL THE HAHA CLINTON DIX
May 12, 2014 at 8:52 am
If I was Johnny I wouldn’t wait 6 or 7 years I leave Cleveland right after my rookie contract is over.
May 12, 2014 at 8:50 am
Man, I missed this
May 12, 2014 at 8:42 am
Damn. No Vick or Tajh Boyd jokes? Still, way to bring the “A” game today!
May 12, 2014 at 8:03 am
Good convo, miss beast mode though
May 12, 2014 at 7:57 am
that was awesome, way to bring Lebron into it
May 12, 2014 at 7:53 am
YES! It’s back. Perfect jokes abound.
May 12, 2014 at 7:46 am
TAMU can’t go 5-8. That should be 4-8, 5-7, or, at best, 6-7.
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