NFL QBs ON FACEBOOK: “DIVISION QUEST”

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Updated: November 18, 2013

DIVISION QUEST 475

PEYTON MANNING

All hail Alex Smith, the world’s fastest bus driver. HE WENT FROM 9-0 TO 2nd PLACE IN THE DIVISION IN JUST THREE HOURS FLAT! BAH-HA-HA-HA!

ALEX SMITH

GARGLE MY BALLS, MANNING. We’ll get you back in two weeks, when you have to play at OUR stadium.

PEYTON MANNING

Aw, don’t feel bad Alexander the Not-So-Great. You and your angry red tomato of a coach had a nice little run.

PEYTON MANNING

Too bad that creampuff-laden schedule of yours finally came to an end.

ALEX SMITH

Hey genius, we’ve played pretty much all the same teams you have!

PEYTON MANNING

Are you sure? ‘Cause I don’t seem to recall US getting facefucked by the Broncos on national television. BOOM.

ALEX SMITH

I STILL HAVE THE BEST RECORD OF ALL NFL QBs OVER THE PAST THREE SEASONS!

PEYTON MANNING

Yeah, well * I * have the best starting record of all NFL QBs since 6:30 central time last night.

WES WELKER

DON’T GET TOO COCKY MANNING. YOUR BRONCOS ARE GOING DOWN AGANST MY PATRIOTS NEXT WEEK.

CAM NEWTON

Um… Welker? How’s that concussion of yours, buddy?

WES WELKER

What concussion? Where am I?

WES WELKER

The last thing I remember is my Pats losing to the Ravens in the playoffs last year. Who won the Super Bowl, anyway?

AARON RODGERS

None of us can remember.

JOE FLACCO

IT WAS ME!

PHILIP RIVERS

Anyway, you signed a big free agent deal with the Broncos during the offseason, Welker.

WES WELKER

I did? Cool.

TOM BRADY

DON’T LISTEN TO ‘EM WELK. You resigned with the Pats, and we have a game tonight at Carolina. Be there at 8:00 sharp!

WES WELKER

Um, okay. I’ll guess I’ll hitch a ride with Aaron Hernandez.

ANDY DALTON

MEOW MEOW, MOTHERFUCKERS.

ANDY DALTON

MAKE WAY FOR A COOL CAT WITH A 3 GAME LEAD IN THE AFC NORTH!

JASON CAMPBELL

Go shit in a box, Dalton.

ANDY DALTON

Oh, I’ll admit, we were a little nervous when we fell behind to your Browns 13-0, Jason Campbell

ANDY DALTON

That is, until you started tossing INTS like they were game show confetti. That’s when we rang up 31 UNANSWERED POINTS!

JASON CAMPBELL

I only threw one more interception than you did, asshole.

ANDY DALTON

And my 12 inch cock is only one foot bigger than yours, spooge stain.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

ANDY DALTON IS CLAIMING TO HAVE A TWO FOOT PENIS.

ANDY DALTON

Jesus Christ, Ben. You’re as bad at math as you are at flinging a football.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

YOU TAKE THAT BACK, ANDIE DALSON. MY STEELERS ARE STILL IN THE HUNT THANKS TO MY BIG WIN OVER MATT STAFFORD AND THE LIONS.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

I HAD FOUR TOUCHDOWNS. THAT’S AN AVERAGE OF SOMETHING LIKE TWO OR THREE PER QUARTER

ANDY DALTON

Ben. Math? We’ve talked about this.

AARON RODGERS

Yikes. Stafford and Roethlisberger on one field? Putting those two together can bring down the average IQ of an entire stadium by 10 points, easily.

CARSON PALMER

Well the game was in Pittsburgh. The average IQ was already at room temperature level to begin with.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

HE’S SAYING THAT PITTSBURGHATHIANS ARE NOT THAT SMART.

MATT STAFFORD

It’s not fair! We only lost that game because of how distracted we were by those goofy Steeler throwback uniforms

JAY CUTLER

For real. Those yellow and black bumbleshit jerseys are seriously ugly.

RYAN TANNEHILL

Hey, don’t knock ‘em. I’m just impressed someone finally got prison stripes on Roethlisberger.

DREW BREES

GAHHHCACACACHHHHHHHHH

ANDREW LUCK

Beg your pardon?

DREW BREES

HAAAACCCCCKKCKK THHHPPLT

TOM BRADY

Brees, have you been eating Papa John’s pizza again? You know that’s not fit for human consumption.

ELI MANNING

No, I think he’s lost his voice because of that vicious clothesline hit he took to the throat yesterday.

ELI MANNING



DREW BREES

THHHAAAACCHHH RIGCCHHHHHH

TONY ROMO

Let me translate. I speak strangled neck-ese.

DREW BREES

ACHHCHHHTHHHHHCCCCHHH

TONY ROMO

He says, “Suck my balls Colin Kaepernick. Even though your punk-ass defense tried to behead me yesterday, we still whipped your sorry asses.”

DREW BREES

GAHHHCACACACHHHHHHHHH

TONY ROMO

Now he’s saying, “The NFC South is ours for the taking, you snatchnapkins”

DREW BREES

GAHHHCACACACHHHHHHHHH THHHRRRP PLLTLLL CCHAGGGGGGHHHH AHHHHTSHHHHHHSHSHS

TONY ROMO

He says, “Ha.”

PEYTON MANNING

Romo why am I not surprised that you’re highly fluent in the language of choking?

DREW BREES

GAHHHCACACACHHHHHHHHH

TONY ROMO

Um, now he’s saying, “Tony Romo is a cool guy, and we should all totally hang out with him and be his friend and stuff.”

DREW BREES

HAAA KAHHHLLL YOOOOO RAHMAHHHH

COLIN KAEPERNICK

Romo, tell that gash-faced-gash that he only won because of a BULLSHIT roughing-the-passer call.

COLIN KAEPERNICK

I HATE IT WHEN INCOMPETENT REFS UNFAIRLY INFLUENCE THE OUTCOME OF A GAME.

RUSSELL WILSON

I don’t mind it so much.

AARON RODGERS

WILSON, I WILL WRAP MY DICK AROUND YOUR NECK AND START YOU UP LIKE A GODDAMN LAWNMOWER!

ROY ELLISON

THAT’S ENOUGH OF THAT. NO MORE CRITICIZING OF THE OFFICIALS YOU GAS-PASSING FUCKNUGGETS

PHILIP RIVERS

Roy Ellison? The NFL Umpire accused yesterday of swearing and cursing at players by Redskins OT Trent Williams?

ROY ELLISON

ALL YOU GARBAGE-ASS, DISRESPECTFUL MOTHERFUCKERS CAN EAT MY ASS.

ANDREW LUCK

Umpire Williams, with all due respect sir, aren’t you expected to conduct yourself with more professionalism than this?

ROY ELLISON

Well, well, what do we have here? Another disrespectful cock nugget?

ROY ELLISON

TWEEEEET! THAT’S A FLAG, LUCK. FIFTEEN YARDS AND LOSS OF DOWN FOR BEING AN ASSKISSING DOUCHENOZZLE.

NICK FOLES

Well my Eagles didn’t need the help of any refs to BITCHSLAP RGIII AND THE REDSKINS AND TAKE OVER FIRST PLACE IN THE NFC EAST!

PEYTON MANNING

“First place in the NFC East” is pretty much the equivalent of “3rd place everywhere else.”

NICK FOLES

Hey Griffin. Remember when some people actually thought YOU were the most promising young QB in the NFC East?

NICK FOLES

WELL NOW I AM AHEAD OF YOU, TONY ROMO, AND ELI MANNING IN EVERY SINGLE STATISITICAL CATEGORY!

RGIII

Except salary.

ELI MANNING

LOL

TONY ROMO

Cha-Ching!

NICK FOLES

Goddammit.

ELI MANNING

Just enjoy that lead while you can, Foles. Because that rumble you hear is the sound of my G-Men and our 4 straight wins roaring up the tracks behind you.

ELI MANNING

ALL ABOARD THE NEW YORK SUPER BOWL EXPRESS. CHOO, CHOO, DICKWEEDS.

AARON RODGERS

Manning, I can assure you, NO ONE gives your pathetic team ANY chance at making it to the Super Bowl

TOM BRADY

FOR GOD’S SAKE, SOMEBODY STOP THEM. KILL THEM WITH FIRE, PLEASE!

TOM BRADY

Trust me, I’ve seen this happen before. Those annoying blueballers get off to a slow start, then suddenly squeak their way into the playoffs, and go all the way to the Super Bowl, where TERRIBLE THINGS HAPPEN. TERRIBLE THINGS!

MATT STAFFORD

“Terrible things?” What, they play a loop of “Oppa Gangnum Style?”

ANDY DALTON

Oh my god, that reference is SO last year.

CAM NEWTON

Kind of like the Falcons being good at football.

MATT RYAN

SHUT UP SHUT UP!

MIKE GLENNON

WE GOT A TWO GAME WINNING STREAK, BITCHES.

PEYTON MANNING

Matt Ryan, consider this: in a division that includes Greg Schiano and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, YOU are somehow still in dead last.

TONY GONZALEZ

“Dead” being the operative word.

TOM BRADY

For your sake Ryan, I hope you’re intentionally throwing games, like that “Suck for Luck” campaign a couple of years ago.

MATT RYAN

Huh? Oh, right. That’s totally it. We’re losing games on purpose to select the best college player in next years draft.

PHILIP RIVERS

Oh, so it’s “Lay downey for Clowney?”

NICK FOLES

“Get clubbed like a seal For Johnny Manziel?”

CARSON PALMER

"Play like someone’s eight-year old daughter to earn the right to draft Teddy Bridgewater?”

MATT STAFFORD

That last one’s gonna be tough to fit on a t-shirt.

PEYTON MANNING

Not if it’s Andy Reid’s.

BEN ROETHLISBERGER

BECAUSE HE’S FAT.

E.J. MANUEL

HAHAHA GENO SMITH. LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT DAVE-AND-BUSTED YESTERDAY. LOLOLx12!

GENO SMITH

Swallow a bug, Manuel.

E.J. MANUEL

Chew on this, Geno: Rex Ryan benched you yesterday for Matt Simms.

E.J. MANUEL

THE COACH WHO REFUSED TO BENCH MARK SANCHEZ ALL OF LAST SEASON THOUGHT YOU WERE TOO HORRIBLE TO CONTINUE PLAYING. ROFL!!!!

ELI MANNING

Smith, maybe Rex Ryan skipping the usual Saturday night team meetings to take your team to Dave and Buster’s wasn’t such a hot idea.

GENO SMITH

But you should have seen me! I dominated everyone at Skee-ball, air hockey, and Mario Kart!

GENO SMITH

The only game I wasn’t so good at was the um, gamewhereyouthrowthefootballsthroughthehoops

RGIII

The what now?

GENO SMITH

The game where you throw the footballs through the hoops.

E.J. MANUEL

Well, next time just dress the hoops in Bills colors. You’ll hit ‘em every time.

TOM BRADY

LOL

AARON RODGERS

ROFL

DREW BREES

GAHHHCACACACHHHHHHHHH

E.J. MANUEL

So I guess we know now who the real rookie QB star is, eh?

MATT McGLOIN

‘Sup, buddies?

AARON RODGERS

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?

MATT McGLOIN

I’m Matt McGloin. The undrafted rookie QB who started for the Raiders yesterday.

TONY ROMO

I thought Terrelle Pryor started for the Raiders.

JOE FLACCO

I thought it was Carson Palmer.

CAM NEWTON

What, did Rich Gannon retire or something?

MATT McGLOIN

I’ll have you know I throw THREE touchdowns, and NO interceptions while leading my Raiders up to 3rd place in the AFC West.

ANDY DALTON

“McGloin?” That sounds like the noise Jay Cutler makes when Ndamukong Suh stomps on his nutsack.

MATT RYAN

WAIT A MINUTE. I see what’s going on here.

MATT RYAN

This “Matt McGloin” character is some kind of EVIL WIZARD.

PHILIP RIVERS

He plays for the Raiders. The “Evil” part is pretty much a given.

MATT RYAN

But don’t you see? Yesterday, Matt Stafford lost a crucial game. And I, the normally unstoppable Matt Ryan, somehow lost to the lowly Bucs.

MATT RYAN

Plus, Matt Schaub, Matt Cassel, AND Matt Simms all came off the bench in losing efforts.

MATT RYAN

And Matt Flynn, Matt Barkley, and Matt Hasselbeck didn’t even get to play!

MATT RYAN

THIS MATT McGLOIN IS CLEARLY USING SOME DARK SPELL TO SUCK AWAY ALL THE TALENT FROM THE OTHER MATTS.

MATT STAFFORD

GASP! HE’S A SORCERER!

MATT SCHAUB

SOME KIND OF WARLOCK!

MATT FLYNN

A POWERFUL MATT-GICIAN!

CASE KEENUM

I CAN’T BELIEVE I LOST AGAIN!

PEYTON MANNING

I gotta hand it to you, Keenum. You finally snapped that streak of putting up great stats while losing games.

NICK FOLES

Instead you put up crappy stats, while losing a game.

ANDY DALTON

Quite a bold strategy.

JOSH McCOWN

I’ll tell you what’s a bold strategy. A backup QB leading the Big Bad Bears back atop the NFC North! YAY ME.

JOE FLACCO

DAMMIT. We needed to win that game. But the stupid weather delay broke our momentum. IT’S NOT FAIR!

GOD

TOUGH LUCKO, JOE SUCKO,

PHILIP RIVERS

God Almighty? Supreme being of the universe and creator of all things in heaven and earth?

GOD

Look Flacco, I caused a power outage in the Super Bowl. I sent lightning and high winds to delay your season opening game against Denver.

GOD

And yesterday, I caused a mighty thunderstorm to royally fuck with your game against the Bears.

GOD

HOW MUCH MORE CLEARLY CAN I SAY THIS? I HATE YOUR STUPID RAVENS.

JOE FLACCO

But… you let us win the Super Bowl last February.

GOD

That was just because I was hoping it would really piss off Satan.

BILL BELICHICK

It did.

ELI MANNING

So then who is your favorite team, God?

GOD

Well, it used to be the Browns, back in the 50’s. Until I decided to forsake them.

BROWNS FANS

WE KNEW IT.

GOD

Now I just pretty much root for whoever plays the Eagles.

EAGLES FANS

BRING IT ON, FAT MAN. WE’RE NOT AFRAID OF YOU. COME TO THE LINC AND YOU’LL GET A BATTERY CHUCKED RIGHT AT YOUR HOLY HEAD.

NFL QBs ON FACEBOOK: “DIVISION QUEST”

68 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 8:35 am

    Awesome.

  2. ACW

    November 18, 2013 at 8:39 am

    GOD: That was just because I was hoping it would really piss off Satan.
    BILL BELICHICK: It did.

    XD

  3. GB

    November 18, 2013 at 8:39 am

    “That is, until you started tossing INTS like they were game show confetti.”

    Words do not express how much I love that analogy!

  4. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 8:45 am

    One of the best ones in a while. Well done PFM.

  5. IFHSS

    November 18, 2013 at 8:48 am

    I hate rivers in real life, but I love how he introduces people here. lol “God Almighty? Supreme being of the universe and creator of all things in heaven and earth?”

  6. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 8:50 am

    That was weak. Battery chucking Eagles fans. Lame as hell. Happened once 50 years ago. Come up with some new material.

  7. EvilAngelBrandi

    November 18, 2013 at 8:51 am

    I was waiting for something about Erik Walden ripping the helmet off Delanie Walker and then headbutting him….
    But, overall, reading these is still one of the highlights of my Mondays. :)

  8. Nicole

    November 18, 2013 at 8:51 am

    Brown’s Fans “We knew it!” LMFAO

  9. jiminnyc

    November 18, 2013 at 8:53 am

    The comparison of NFC East quarterbacks had me laughing loudly enough to bring my boss into my office asking what was so funny…

  10. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 8:54 am

    LOL I love the Aaron Rodgers – Russel Wilson feud

  11. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 8:55 am

    TOM BRADY:
    FOR GOD’S SAKE, SOMEBODY STOP THEM. KILL THEM WITH FIRE, PLEASE! hahahahaha!!!!!! be afraid

  12. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 9:14 am

    HAAA KAHHHLLL YOOOOO RAHMAHHHH
    Translation: die in hell alone romo you unholy spawn of bill belichick

  13. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 9:27 am

    Best one of the year!

  14. 11mousa

    November 18, 2013 at 9:29 am

    Pretty awesome, though I hoped for something about McCown being elite for beating Flacco

  15. Justin

    November 18, 2013 at 10:12 am

    “I hate rivers in real life, but I love how he introduces people here. lol “God Almighty? Supreme being of the universe and creator of all things in heaven and earth?””

    I was coming in to say almost this exact same thing. It’s such a dumb thing, but every time Rivers does his little introductions it gets a chuckle out of me. I think it’s just the consistency of it. Anytime someone new is introduced into the conversation, you can always, ALWAYS count on Phillip Rivers jumping in and explaining their role in some very obvious fashion. It’s a comforting thought.

    Anyway, keep it up PFM. These conversations are the highlight of my Monday mornings, and this one especially had me rolling!

  16. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 10:27 am

    No TRich sex tape orgy joke? No 8 in the Box? No Trent finally being able to hit a hole jokes? Normally I am not the guy to point out a lack of something in these (hell I don’t pay for them). This was Tee-Ball though.

  17. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 10:28 am

    And thank you for that Breese Gif. That angle of that hit is just brutal. His head looks like a snail.

  18. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 10:43 am

    Giants suck, 4 wins each one over a backup QB. Barkley, Freeman, and Pryor on one leg. I don’t think we will see them in January unless Elisha is on a very special episode of “The Good Wife”.

  19. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 10:46 am

    Should’ve added something regarding the Matt Schaub/Andre Johnson spat on the sidelines when the Texans lost. Would’ve been a nice touch?

    No Bradford this week?!?! I mean, I know it was a bye week, but twisted perv Bradford always gives me a good laugh.

    Anyways, this was a good one today

  20. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 10:48 am

    Im a pats fan and you had me dying with the “I did it to piss of satan” “It did” bit

  21. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 10:58 am

    WTF, nothing about Ponder being lit up and Peterson being held in check by Seattle??

  22. nmcaff

    November 18, 2013 at 11:01 am

    I miss Sam Bradford

  23. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 11:09 am

    Best of the year so far!!

  24. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 11:12 am

    My favorite has been and will always be the Wilson/Rodgers Feud too!

  25. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 11:19 am

    for the sake of chargers fans, i thank you for the lack of ridicule you giving to them for their pathetic defensive efforts

  26. Mark

    November 18, 2013 at 11:49 am

    AARON RODGERS
    WILSON, I WILL WRAP MY DICK AROUND YOUR NECK AND START YOU UP LIKE A GODDAMN LAWNMOWER!

    ^This^

  27. James

    November 18, 2013 at 11:52 am

    BECAUSE HE’S FAT!
    Lol I don’t even usually laugh at Big Ben bug this one was short, sweet and perfectly timed

  28. Ginger Weatherbee

    November 18, 2013 at 12:11 pm

    Loved the exchange between EJ & Geno

  29. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 12:37 pm

    Dude….these make my week. Awesome stuff.

  30. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 12:47 pm

    Surprised you guys aren’t taking the Napoleon Dynamite direction with Foles…

  31. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 1:23 pm

    Y’all should do something with culter being pissed at McCown old ass

  32. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    WELKER

  33. Seth

    November 18, 2013 at 2:05 pm

    God hates us :’(

  34. Nemo

    November 18, 2013 at 3:02 pm

    The last 10-15 lines… pure genius!

  35. Doug

    November 18, 2013 at 3:55 pm

    The Welker and Matt QB’s was freaking awesome

  36. NinerFaithfy

    November 18, 2013 at 4:22 pm

    Awesome convo!! God hates the ravens! :D Lol The eagles fans!!!! :’D

  37. NinerFaithful

    November 18, 2013 at 4:23 pm

    Damn it I meant Niner Faithful Lol

  38. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 5:06 pm

    Good stuff as always

  39. Dave

    November 18, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    Chaching

  40. Captain Lefty

    November 18, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    Boo-yah! Bring GOD back more often. Maybe a God vs. Satan combined with Peyton vs. Brady.

  41. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 7:07 pm

    Lol@Bill B’s “It Did”
    I rotflmbo at that line!

  42. MO Fugga

    November 18, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    Need more BeastMode! And ghosts of former players.

  43. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 7:44 pm

    what about the Hawks having the best record in the NFL?

  44. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    “Yeah, we like games being decided by terrible officiating” — said no Seahawks fans ever

  45. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 10:00 pm

    No Tebow sighting with a GOD appearance. Smh. Big miss there. Tebow jokes are the funniest.

  46. King D

    November 19, 2013 at 4:13 am

    Drew Brees had me dying, of course wilson, and Rg3 with his own little troll comment, and Big Ben doing math….priceless.

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  48. Anonymous

    November 19, 2013 at 8:07 am

    You guys need to rail on Capershit more. He has really sucked but doesn’t get the beat down on here he deserves!!!!

  49. Anonymous

    November 19, 2013 at 8:08 am

    Opps…that is Kapershit, not Capershit. Sorry

  50. Anonymous

    November 19, 2013 at 2:48 pm

    Hahahahaha. Excellent convo. Congrats from Mexico City

  51. Anonymous

    November 19, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    Sam Bradford….where is he

  52. Jeffrey Weaver

    November 19, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    Very good this week!! The Rodgers Wilson fued is hilarious!!

  53. iLeonD

    November 19, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    Long live Sam Bradford.

  54. dodgerfan27

    November 19, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    It seems that the only normal one is Rivers. Thanks for not getting on the Chargers too much.

  55. Wendy

    November 19, 2013 at 9:44 pm

    This week was great! “It did” -BB. LOL!

  56. Joe

    November 19, 2013 at 9:51 pm

    I look forward to seeing this as much as I look forward to watching football! !!

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  59. Anonymous

    November 21, 2013 at 1:56 pm

    I think eagles fans would like it if their insult weren’t based off stuff from the 60s… especially with murders and beatdowns happening in other stadiums

  60. Anonymous

    November 21, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    GAHHHCACACACHHHHHHHHH = long sentence, GAHHHCACACACHHHHHHHHH THHHRRRP PLLTLLL CCHAGGGGGGHHHH AHHHHTSHHHHHHSHSHS= “Ha” LMFAO!!!

  61. Ben

    November 21, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    Because God loves the Steelers you see. Immaculate Reception…

  62. Rich

    November 22, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    Best ending EVER!

  63. Anonymous

    November 22, 2013 at 7:12 pm

    Fuck the naysayers! Keep writing this glorious nonsense or so help me I will go Walter White on your entire staff! P.S. Thanks for putting McGloin in!

  64. Anonymous

    November 23, 2013 at 10:06 am

    I LIKED THE PART WHEN ANDY DALTON WAS ON THERE! WHODEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  65. Nick

    November 23, 2013 at 2:30 pm

    Too long, and the ending was stupid. These were MUCH better in the beginning. Now they seem like they are forced….
    Like Ben Roethlisberger on a college co-ed.

  66. Anonymous

    November 25, 2013 at 6:00 am

    Andie Dalson

    Lmao

  67. Anonymous

    November 25, 2013 at 2:22 pm

    superb

  68. Anonymous

    November 25, 2013 at 6:59 pm

    Lol, i think it’s funny that Eagles fans seem o be getting buthurt over the battery reference. Get over yourselves. PFM goes in on every team and every city. If you can’t take it when your teams talked about then don’t read!

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