Eli Manning Cuts Eli Manning From Fantasy Football Team

"I can't wait any longer for me to turn it around," says Manning of Manning

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Updated: October 11, 2013

NEW YORK – After yet another disastrous outing that saw him throw 3 interceptions to raise his league leading total to 15, Giants QB Eli Manning cut Giants QB Eli Manning early this morning from his fantasy football team, “The Manning Hattens,” sources have confirmed.

Manning: "I tried to trade me for Philip RIvers, but my Dad refused to part with him."

Manning: “I tried to trade me for Philip Rivers, but my Dad refused to part with him.”

 

“I can’t wait any longer for me to turn it around,” Manning said of Manning. “When I drafted me in the 9th round, I thought I was getting a steal. But after yet another multi-interception game, it’s obvious I’m just wasting a roster spot on myself. It’s time to cut my losses and move on from me.”

 

After five weeks of play, Manning’s fantasy squad has a disappointing 0-5 record, due in large part to the lack of points Manning has given Manning at the QB position.

 

“There’s nothing worse than watching your fantasy QB stink it up game after game,” Manning said shortly after releasing Manning. “Lucky for me, I’ve had to work during every one of my QB’s games, so I never had to actually watch any of those messes.”

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  2. Seth

    October 11, 2013 at 8:16 pm

    My league plays that turnovers don’t give negative points, so he does pretty decently for the guy who has him…

  3. IFHSS

    October 11, 2013 at 8:15 am

    haha “Lucky for me, I’ve had to work during every one of my QB’s games, so I never had to actually watch…”

  4. Anonymous

    October 11, 2013 at 7:12 am

    It’s 15 ints now not 12.

  5. Anonymous

    October 11, 2013 at 6:04 am

    He traded for Philip Rivers. It only cost him Gronk, Calvin Johnson, LeSean McCoy, and the Chicago Defense/ST.

  6. gravat

    October 11, 2013 at 5:54 am

    He picked up schaub

  7. KitsapCharles

    October 11, 2013 at 12:41 am

    Jake Locker.

  8. mikew

    October 10, 2013 at 11:08 pm

    Philip Rivers.

  9. AnonS

    October 10, 2013 at 11:02 pm

    Who is he starting now?

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