Colin Kaepernick Wears Dolphins Footie Pajamas During Road Trip To Baltimore

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Updated: August 7, 2014

BALTIMORE – During his stay at Baltimore’s Hyatt Regency hotel, San Francisco 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick, in town with the rest of his team to play the Ravens in an NFL preseason contest, was observed at half past midnight walking to the hotel’s 15th floor vending machines wearing flannel teal and orange “footie pajamas,” emblazoned from head to toe with dozens of Miami Dolphins logos, according to several eyewitnesses on the scene.

If his smile looks a little uncomfortable, it's because the Dolphins thong underwear he's wearing is chafing him.

If his smile looks a little uncomfortable, it’s because the Dolphins thong underwear he’s wearing is chafing him.

 

“Frankly, I was quite surprised to see a man walk past me in the hall wearing these full-body pajamas that looked as if they belonged to an oversized child,” said fellow hotel guest Gwendolyn Whitmore, 64. “At first I thought maybe it might be a fraternity initiation. Or perhaps the poor dear was an intellectually challenged man-child suffering from a learning disability of some kind. But then, I realized that with pajamas like that, he obviously must be a part of that Miami football team, the Dolphins, and that he was probably in town to play our Ravens. Honestly, the thought that he might be a member of a completely different football team never even crossed my mind.”

 

According to reports, this is not the first time that Kaepernick, a known Miami supporter, has shown off his Dolphins swag during team road trips.

 

“I swear the guy blows half his paycheck on ‘Phins merchandise,” said TE Vernon Davis, Kaepernick’s roommate during the Hyatt stay. “When we got to the airport in San Francisco, he was carrying a Dolphins backpack. On the plane, he wore a Dolphins sweatshirt and ball cap, napped with a Dolphins travel pillow around his neck, and played Candy Crush on his iPhone, which of course was contained inside a Dolphins smartphone case. Then we get here to the hotel, and after brushing his teeth with his Dolphins toothbrush, he puts on those stupid Dolphins footie pajamas, and climbs into bed, which he had just refitted with Dolphins queen-sized bed sheets and pillow cases that he brought with him in his Dolphins duffelbag. “

 

Added Davis: “You know sometimes, I almost question whether his devotions truly lie with the 49ers or not.”

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24 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    August 25, 2014 at 1:54 pm

    “HEY!!! That picture looks photoshopped!!! How dare they!”

    Umm, guys, this is a MOCK website. Of course the picture was photoshopped. Of course a grown man wouldn’t wear footie pajamas, especially of another team. It’s called humor, and I thought it was fantastic.

    In my opinion, the funniest part of the article was when they refered to him as the “San Francisco 49ers” starting QB. Shouldn’t that have read “Santa Clara 49ers”?

  2. Sea206Music

    August 24, 2014 at 3:03 am

    Hay @Tom Brady his girlfriend is a man! The PaJamItIns are his thats why Colon is wearing them! & all you speak & spell telling SpellCheckYourself motherF***ers in this stream that when YOU don’t have anything to say so you start pointing out peoples typo’s and shit W3 KNOW thats a defense mechanism from your insecurities that you think you are hiding on thee inside & that it is also a feminine way of belittling those that you know have higher rank than you! Shit S.F. ALMOST HAS SCORED AS MUCH POINTS AS THEY SCORED AGAINST US IN THE REGULAR S3ASON LAST Y3AR! #GoHawks one more thing #BRADY W3 BRAKE U IN THIS YEARS #SuperBowl CHUMP! #PeteCarroll #Pete & #RePete

  3. David

    August 22, 2014 at 11:03 am

    This looks super fake that face is from the nfl picture and look at the hands they are a total different skin tone super fake!!!

  4. Guy Who Whispers "Penis"

    August 13, 2014 at 2:22 pm

    *whispers* penis

  5. brandon

    August 11, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    Whoever said tannehill wouldnt be much competition u better think again he is on fire and will win the division with he fins this year if u think other wise ur an idiot Go Phinz

  6. Myself

    August 10, 2014 at 10:38 pm

    Colin grew up as a 49ers fan lol. He grew up in Turlock, California too

  7. C-Kap

    August 10, 2014 at 9:44 pm

    I just want to say that despite what you may have heard, I am 100% commited to my team and their success. I sincerely hope we win our division and beat Tom Brady and the Patriots in the Championship game. Go Phins!

  8. Anonymous

    August 10, 2014 at 12:24 am

    its photoshop, u can tell by the hands. they dont match

  9. LeSean McCoy

    August 9, 2014 at 10:16 pm

    I wore a Raiders jacket to the Eagles-Raiders game last season. We Won. Killed em.

  10. An Actual PFM Reader

    August 9, 2014 at 8:37 am

    I agree with cheese. Time to retire the Kaepernick Dolphins joke. I mean Cam Newton openly admitted to being a Falcons fan, except two times a year. And Keenan Allen wore a Raiders hat last summer. It’s not funny anymore. Most of the running gags on here are funny, but this has been beat to death.

  11. Guy who is confused about what PFM is

    August 8, 2014 at 6:59 pm

    I wear Green Bay Packer footie PJs… so I don’t get the big deal.

  12. ravensfranzy

    August 8, 2014 at 10:54 am

    THAT’S BECAUSE SECRETLY HE’S A DOLPHINS FAN YOU SEE.

  13. Some Person

    August 7, 2014 at 8:47 pm

    Well*

  14. Some Person

    August 7, 2014 at 8:46 pm

    Will aside from ugly tattoos and a big nose how else can they make fun of him?

  15. cheese

    August 7, 2014 at 7:42 pm

    Look I love most of your jokes (Bradford being a perv, Brady sleeping with everyone’s wives, Rodgers having rage issues etc) but seriously Kaepernick wore a dolphins hat ONCE. Time to find a new topic

  16. Ryan Tannehill

    August 7, 2014 at 5:03 pm

    We beat your ass last year, Brady!

  17. Tom Brady

    August 7, 2014 at 3:15 pm

    It’s because he knows he won’t win the division as long as I’m around. And he doesn’t want me having sex with his girlfriend twice every year when I face and beat the pathetic Dolphins.

  18. Aaron Peterson (@MaverickMoPete)

    August 7, 2014 at 2:39 pm

    Lord knows Ryan Tannehill wouldn’t be much competition for a starting job.

  19. Drew Brees

    August 7, 2014 at 2:35 pm

    Colin if your love the team so much why did you resign withe the 49ers? You could of tried to join the Dolphins during free agency next year.

  20. Jake

    August 7, 2014 at 2:32 pm

    Yea it’s true anonymous. But if your playing for a certain NFL team and wear gear of another NFL team AFTER getting drafted or joining the team via free agency it’s wrong. It’s like a slap to face to the team you play for.

  21. Anonymous

    August 7, 2014 at 2:25 pm

    So what a lot of players grew up being fans of certain teams. And when they got drafted very few actually went to their favorite teams. The rest went to teams they aren’t fans of just saying.

  22. Aaron Peterson (@MaverickMoPete)

    August 7, 2014 at 2:20 pm

    If I was a Dolphins fan, I might actually wear pajamas like that.

    *goes to check EBay for an Atlanta Falcons version*

  23. Girl who whispers "vagina"

    August 7, 2014 at 12:43 pm

    *whispers* vagina

  24. Typical Seahawk Fan

    August 7, 2014 at 10:30 am

    We’re gonna kick his overrated ass again this year!! Go Hawks!! Best team in the NFL ever!

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