BATTLE of the BOARDS: SAINTS-PATRIOTS

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Updated: October 10, 2013

GO
SAINTS!

GO
PATRIOTS!

BIG GAME
SUNDAY!

YEP. A
HUGE GAME!

A CLASH OF TWO UNDEFEATED... oh wait. Sorry.

YOU'LL JOIN US IN THE "ONE LOSS" CATEGORY THIS WEEK

HEY, ISN'T THIS THE WEEK TOM BRADY WILL BREAK DREW'S "CONSECUTIVE GAMES WITH A TD" RECORD?... OH WAIT.

YOU'RE PRETTY COCKY. MUST BE BECAUSE YOU'VE WON MULTIPLE SUPER BOWL TITLES... OH WAIT.

WE'VE WON ONE
MORE RECENTLY THAN YOU

YEAH. BY CHEATING.

AS THE PERPETRATORS OF "SPYGATE," YOU DO NOT GET TO LECTURE US ABOUT CHEATING.

HOW MUCH ARE YOUR COACHES PAYING FOR ILLEGAL CHEAP SHOT INJURIES THIS WEEK?

WE'RE SEEN YOUR DEFENSE. TRUST ME, WE WANT THOSE GUYS ON THE FIELD ALL GAME.

HARDY
HAR-HAR

IS THAT THE REACTION PEOPLE HAVE TO YOUR SO-CALLED "RUNNING GAME?"

NO, IT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY SEE DREW BREES' SO CALLED "FACE"

THIS SHOULD BE A GOOD TEST FOR YOU, GOING UP AGAINST A PREMIERE TEAM LIKE US.

WE ARE THE PREMIERE TEAM IN THIS MATCHUP

YOUR UN-UNDEFEATED RECORD SAYS OTHERWISE

GET BACK TO ME WHEN YOU WIN MORE THAN ONE MEASLY SUPER BOWL

YOU DO KNOW IT'S BEEN ALMOST A DECADE SINCE YOU WON ONE, RIGHT?

THAT JUST MEANS
WE'RE DUE

YOU KNOW HOW MANY TEAMS HAVE WON A SUPER BOWL SINCE YOU GUYS DID?

WE HAVE

US TOO

DON'T
CARE

REIGNING CHAMPS HERE

TWO TITLES IN THE PAST 8 YEARS FOR US STEELERS

DON'T
CARE!

THE NEW YORK GIANTS SAY HI

EAT SHIT, YOU!

AND OF COURSE, THERE'S THE 2009 CHAMPS. US

HOPE THAT MEMORY KEEPS YOU HAPPY WHILE WE HANG UP 40+ ON YOU SUNDAY

THERE AREN'T ENOUGH ILLEGALLY TAPED HAND SIGNALS IN THE WORLD TO LET YOU SCORE 40 ON US.

YOU GUYS ARE CHEATERS!

NO, YOU'RE
THE CHEATERS!

WE'RE GONNA DESTROY YOUR BOUNTY BUTTS ON SUNDAY!

BRING IT ON, CHEATRIOTS!

BUT WE AGREE THAT
ROGER GOODELL SUCKS BALL, RIGHT?

OH, TOTALLY AGREED. FUCK THAT GUY.

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4 Comments

  1. Al

    October 17, 2013 at 10:33 am

    This is so much better, now the game is over! LOL

  2. Geoff Houtman

    October 12, 2013 at 8:44 pm

    PFM- I have become such a homer for your shit. It is 99% Gold…
    And 1% Romo.
    Geaux Saints tomorrow etc..

  3. ilovefoolsball

    October 11, 2013 at 10:53 pm

    yeah that guy

  4. Seth

    October 11, 2013 at 8:20 pm

    Fuck Goodell lol

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