BATTLE of the BOARDS: PANTHERS-SAINTS

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Updated: December 18, 2013

GO PANTHERS!

GEAUX SAINTS!

DON’T SPELL “GO” AS “GEAUX.” IT’S STUPID.

YOU REALLY THINK SEAUX?

COME ON. STOP IT. IT’S IRRITATING.

THIS IS JUST HOW I REAUXLL

WHAT? OH, I SEE. “ROLL.” I CAN BARELY READ YOUR JIBBERISH.

DON’T YOU KNEAUX HOW TO READ?

I KNOW WE’RE GOING TO SLAUGHTER YOU ON SUNDAY

IT IS YOU WHO WILL BE DESTREAUXYED

WE’LL WIN BECAUSE WE’RE TOUGH AND PHYSICAL, AND YOU’RE SOFT

WE’RE FAST, AND YOU’RE SLEAUX

CAM NEWTON IS GONNA LIGHT IT UP AGAINST YOUR DEFENSE

CAM NEWTON KIND OF BLEAUXS

HE DOES NOT “BLOW!” HE HAS THE 2nd MOST RUSING YARDS OF ANY QB!

BUT HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO THREAUX

CUT THAT OUT!

MAYBE YOU GUYS SHOULD REPLACE HIM WITH TIM TEBEAUX

WE’RE NOT REPLACING ANYONE. WE HAVE WAY MORE TALENT THAN YOU

WE HAVE DARREN SPREAUXLES

STOP!

AND MARQUES CEAUXLSTON

QUIT IT!!!!!!!!

AND OF COURSE, DREW BREES…

FINALLY. ABOUT TIME YOU STOPPED.

…WHOSE MIDDLE NAME IS CHRISTEAUXPHER

I HATE YOU

YOU COULD SIGN CHAD OCHEAUX CINCEAUX

YOU COPIED THIS STUPID “GEAUX SINTS” THING FROM LSU.

THEY STEAUXLE IT FROM US

IT MIGHT BE COLD IN CHARLOTTE THIS WEEKEND. YOU LOSERS DON’T PLAY SO WELL IN CHILLY WEATHER.

WE WILL BEAT YOU IN THE SNEAUX

OKAY, I SET YOU UP FOR THAT ONE

WE WILL BEAT YOU IF THE COLD WINDS BLEAUX

YOU ALREADY USED “BLOW”

WE’LL BEAT YOU EVEN IF THE TEMPERATURE DROPS TO TWENTY BELEAUX

SIGH

I’M HUNGRY FOR SOME SPAGHETTI-EAUXS

YOU CAN’T JUST CHANGE THE TOPIC TO FOOD!

IT WAS APPROPEAUX OF NOTHING

SHUT UP

I THINK I’LL EAT A BURRITEAUX

THIS IS SO DUMB

OR A TACEAUX

YOU THINK YOU’RE CLEVER BUT YOU’RE NOT

MAYBE EVEN SOME NACHEAUXS

GOD, I HOPE WE KICK YOUR ASS ON SUNDAY

WE’RE GONNA BEAT YOU 45-ZERAUX

NO WAY IN HELL ARE YOU GOING TO SHUT US OUT!

OKAY, MAYBE YOU’LL GET ONE FIELD GEAUXL

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!

NEAUX WAY, JEAUXSE

I HOPE YOU HAVE A CRAPPY CHRSTMAS.

HEAUX HEAUX HEAUX

GO PANTHERS!

GEAUX SAINTS!

BEAT NEW ORLEANS!

BEAT CAREAUXLINA!

YOU ARE SO ANNOYING

YOU MEAN “SEAUX ANNEAUXING”

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20 Comments

  1. G

    January 6, 2014 at 5:01 pm

    New board battle long overdue. I kept looking for one for the Philly-Dallas game :(

  2. Anonymous

    December 26, 2013 at 6:15 am

    Holy crap this was hilarious!!!

  3. teyger

    December 20, 2013 at 11:12 am

    It’s not just substituting “eaux” for any letter “o” dummies. “eaux” is used in placed of any long sounding “o”. It wouldn’t be used in the word “slop”, but it could be used for “slow”, (ie, sleaux)

  4. Anonymous

    December 20, 2013 at 8:59 am

    I like the battle of the boards!!!!

  5. jiminnyc

    December 19, 2013 at 8:04 am

    “Aren’t you all glad Teauxny Reauxmeaux doesn’t play for the Saints?
    Saints fans: YES!!!!!!
    Falcon, Panther, and Buccaneer fans: Neaux!!!”

    If ProFootballMock had a “Post of the Month” award, this would get my vote.

  6. Nemo

    December 19, 2013 at 7:31 am

    Eauxh my Geauxd, the stupidity eauxf using ‘eaux’ feauxr ‘o’ is seaux fucking anneauxying, please steauxp it yeauxu fake Arcadian wannabe leauxers.

  7. chefbowpro

    December 19, 2013 at 4:59 am

    Thrasher Dat has been used for over 50 years at least on Bourbon street. It is a dialect from the 9th ward and surrounding areas and actually how they talk. So put dat in ya pipe amd smeauk it ya dyk.

  8. Anonymous

    December 18, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    anon 10:13 : steauxpped* teauxeaux* anneauxing*

  9. Anonymous

    December 18, 2013 at 10:47 am

    Aren’t you all glad Teauxny Reauxmeaux doesn’t play for the Saints?
    Saints fans: YES!!!!!!
    Falcon, Panther, and Buccaneer fans: Neaux!!!

  10. Anonymous

    December 18, 2013 at 10:32 am

    That’s right Anon, 10:03. Sheaux them wheauxeaux’s boss.

  11. Anonymous

    December 18, 2013 at 10:03 am

    stopped reading, too annoying

  12. wheaux dat caint spel

    December 18, 2013 at 9:54 am

    “Anonymous
    December 18, 2013 at 9:46 am
    You kneaux nothing Jon Sneaux.”
    Good one, can’t wait for the next season.

  13. Anonymous

    December 18, 2013 at 9:46 am

    You kneaux nothing Jon Sneaux.

  14. Thrasher

    December 18, 2013 at 9:44 am

    I fully agree with the annoying absurdity if the “eaux” in everything. But it is far, FAR less stupid than thinking that “dat” is a valid word.

  15. Anonymous

    December 18, 2013 at 9:40 am

    Because you see La doesn’t like to use the letter Eaux.

  16. jiminnyc

    December 18, 2013 at 9:16 am

    Shouldn’t that be “we will beat you if the ceauxld winds bleaux”?

    And how many “rusing” yards does Cam Newton have, anyway?

  17. wheaux dat caint spel

    December 18, 2013 at 9:12 am

    Saints are geauxing to geaux home feeling seaux leaux because they bleaux when Brees can’t threaux from his back on the ground.

  18. Anon

    December 18, 2013 at 8:05 am

    I like these more than the QBs on FB

  19. Anonymous

    December 18, 2013 at 5:54 am

    Hilarious!! Me and my coworkers always fight about this!!
    WHO DAT!

  20. somegui

    December 18, 2013 at 5:33 am

    this gets euaxld fast…

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