BATTLE OF THE BOARDS: PANTHERS-PATRIOTS

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Updated: November 15, 2013

GO PANTHERS!

GO PATRIOTS!

HUGE GAME THIS MONDAY!

JUST ANOTHER PRE-PLAYOFF WARMUP FOR US!

YOU WON’T BE SO COCKY WHEN WE EXACT OUR REVENGE ON YOU

REVENGE FOR WHAT?

FOR WHEN YOU BEAT US IN THE SUPER BOWL

WHAT? THE PANTHERS HAVE NEVER MADE A SUPER BOWL!

YES WE DID! IN 2004!

AGAINST US? REALLY?

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT?

LOOK, WE PLAY IN A LOT OF SUPER BOWLS. IT’S EASY TO LOSE TRACK.

YOUR ARROGANCE IS YOUR MOST UNBECOMING FEATURE

YOUR LACK OF CHAMPIONSHIPS IS YOURS

GOD, I HOPE CAM NEWTON TEARS YOU APART ON MONDAY

WHO?

CAM NEWTON? OUR QUARTERBACK?

WHAT HAPPENED TO CHRIS WEINKE?

HE RETIRED SIX YEARS AGO!

INTERESTING. WELL MAYBE THIS NAUGHTON GUY WILL FILL HIS SHOES ONE DAY.

IT’S NEWTON! HE WAS THE FIRST PICK OF THE DRAFT IN 2011!

THAT’S NICE. WE PREFER TO GET OUR QBs IN ROUND SIX, BUT WHATEVER.

YOUR PRECIOUS TOM BRADY IS GONNA GET DESTROYED BY OUR DEFENSE

WE’RE NOT AFRAID OF JULIUS PEPPERS

PEPPERS LEFT IN FREE AGENCY 3 YEARS AGO. I’M TALKING ABOUT LUKE KUECHLY.

WHO?

STAR LINEBACKER? DEFENSIVE ROOKIE OF THE YEAR? LUKE KUECHLY?!

YOU’RE MAKING THESE NAMES UP, AREN’T YOU?

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT US?

WE ONLY PAY ATTENTION TO A HANDFUL OF TEAMS IN THE NFC

WHICH ONES?

THE GOOD ONES

WE’RE 6-3. THAT’S ONLY ONE GAME WORSE THAN YOU

6-3 IN THE NFC IS LIKE 4-5 IN THE AFC

THE NFC HAS WON 4 OF THE PAST 6 SUPER BOWLS, YOU KNOW

NOT IMPRESSED

TWO OF THOSE WINS CAME OVER YOU

I DON’T RECALL THAT

REALLY. YOU DON’T RECALL THE GIANTS’ TWO LAST SECOND VICTORIES OVER YOU?

LOOK, WE PLAY IN A LOT OF SUPER BOWLS. IT’S EASY TO LOSE TRACK.

YOU’RE A TEAM IN DECLINE. WE’RE A TEAM ON THE RISE.

NO TEAM COACHED BY LESLIE FRAZIER CAN CONSIDER ITSELF “ON THE RISE”

THAT’S NOT US. YOU’RE THINKING OF THE VIKINGS.

OH. SO ARE YOU THE ONE WITH THE MRSA OUTBREAK IN THE LOCKER ROOM?

THAT’S THE BUCCANEERS

THE ONE WITH THE LION ON YOUR HELMET?

THAT’S THE LIONS!

ALL YOU NFC TEAMS LOOK ALIKE TO US

YOU’LL REMEMBER WHO WE ARE WHEN WE WHIP YOUR ASS ON MONDAY

WRONG. WE’LL ONLY REMEMBER YOU ONCE YOU FINALLY MAKE IT TO A SUPER BOWL

I TOLD YOU. WE’VE BEEN TO A SUPER BOWL. AGAINST YOU!

LOOK, WE PLAY IN A LOT OF SUPER BOWLS. IT’S EASY TO LOSE TRACK.

DIE

21 Comments

  1. Tom Barr

    November 15, 2013 at 6:22 am

    Please fix the formatting of the panthers billboard, You cannot read half of it! Spell check also! From the Panthers Billboard….HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW ANTHING ABOUT US?

  2. Nemo

    November 15, 2013 at 8:02 am

    @ Tom Barr- Look ,we play in a lot of Super Bowls. It’s easy to lose track.

  3. IFHSS

    November 15, 2013 at 8:09 am

    this is not twitter… Good battle today guys

  4. Matt (@matty_pee)

    November 15, 2013 at 8:25 am

    The 49ers have a SF on their helmet…

  5. Gary Wayne Harris

    November 15, 2013 at 8:32 am

    Coming from a Panthers fan, this was hilarious! It’s amazing how little press the Panthers have gotten until recently. Hopefully they can pull this win off on Monday and then everyone will know who the hell the Panthers are.

  6. Thrasher

    November 15, 2013 at 9:11 am

    Gary, the Panthers have been playing well, but they’ve been pretty bad for quite a few years now so no one talks about them. I do think they have a very good chance of winning the NFC South though. And being a Falcons fan, since we sure as hell aren’t winning the division, I’d much rather the Panthers than the Saints.

  7. Anonymous

    November 15, 2013 at 1:48 pm

    This was great. I hope the Panthers win the division over the Saints, but I will always love my falcons.

  8. Anonymous

    November 15, 2013 at 2:18 pm

    Well, that’s more than you can say for a Miami fan.

  9. Anonymous

    November 15, 2013 at 3:16 pm

    go patriots! panthers suck! falcons suck! go saints!

  10. TIB

    November 15, 2013 at 4:16 pm

    Very Funny!!
    (From a fan of the team with the Lions on the helmet)

  11. Anonymous

    November 15, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    I Fuckin hate that NFC team in 2007

  12. Anonymous

    November 15, 2013 at 6:13 pm

    Lol, the NFC is better than the AFC though. And to anyone saying that the Broncos and Chiefs are the best in the NFL, note that neither of them have beat a team with a record over .500

  13. Seth

    November 15, 2013 at 8:28 pm

    Eh, as long as Gronkowski puts up good fantasy stats I don’t much care for the outcome of this game lol

  14. lennydpocketqb

    November 16, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    It’s funny cause it’s true.

  15. Anonymous

    November 16, 2013 at 7:16 pm

    Panthers will get pasted and then start their steady decline below .500 where they belong with the Falcons and the Buccs
    GEAUX SAINTS

  16. Bo

    November 17, 2013 at 12:07 pm

    After This Game Panthers Will Have Another Objective On Our Mines Beating The Saints And Winning Our Division! WATCH AND LEARN HATERS!

  17. Blake M. Petit

    November 17, 2013 at 12:30 pm

    You know you only have to capitalize the FIRST word in each sentence, right?

  18. Chris

    November 18, 2013 at 7:43 am

    Living in CLiT I hope the Pats DESTROY the Can’thers this week. I can’t stand all the fans who 5 weeks ago were calling for Rons head, who last year were fed up with Cam and wanted him gone.
    Let’s go Brady!

  19. George Killette (@gkillette)

    November 18, 2013 at 11:28 pm

    I bet they know who we are now. #keeppounding

  20. John Wilder

    November 19, 2013 at 8:23 am

    I remember when #keeppounding was a #whodat thing.

  21. Anonymous

    November 19, 2013 at 3:36 pm

    Are you the almighty zebras?

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