BATTLE of the BOARDS: COWBOYS-EAGLES

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Updated: October 17, 2013

GO
PHILLY!

GO
DALLAS!

FLY EAGLES
FLY!

RIDE, "AMERICA'S TEAM!"

DON'T EVEN START THAT "AMERICA'S TEAM" CRAP WITH ME

THIS WILL BE A BIG WIN FOR THE HOME TEAM!

YOU DO KNOW WE'RE THE HOME TEAM RIGHT?

WE'RE "AMERICA'S TEAM," REMEMBER?

NOT IN PHILLY,
YOU AIN'T

OH, I'M SORRY. IS PHILADELPHIA NOT A PART OF AMERICA ANYMORE?

WELL YES, BUT...

THIS WILL BE A BIG WIN FOR THE HOME TEAM!

YOU ARE NOT THE HOME TEAM!

YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE THE PEOPLE OF PHILADELPHIA LOVE US MORE THAN YOU.

UH, NO. THEY REALLY DON'T.

OH YEAH? THEN HOW COME THEY'VE NEVER THROWN YOU A SUPER BOWL VICTORY PARADE?

BECAUSE WE'VE NEVER... OH NO YOU DON'T

BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER WHAT?

FORGET IT PAL. I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO.

JUST SAYING THAT FOLKS IN DALLAS REALLY LOVE US. THEY'VE THROWN US 5 SUPER BOWL VICTORY PARADES.

KEEP LIVING IN THE PAST THERE, BUB

ARE THERE ANY GOOD SIGHTS TO SEE IN PHILADELPHIA?

WHAT?

YOU KNOW, FOR TOURISTS. ANY GOOD SIGHTS?

OF COURSE. THE LIBERTY BELL. INDEPENDENCE HALL. BETSY ROSS' HOUSE.

SO TELL ME SOME MORE ABOUT "LIVING IN THE PAST?"

THAT'S DIFFERENT AND YOU KNOW IT.

WHY?

BECAUSE THAT'S PART OF AMERICAN HISTORY

OH SO NOW YOU'RE A BIG FAN OF AMERICA?

WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN A BIG FAN OF AMERICA. WE LOVE AMERICA!

GO AMERICA'S TEAM!

THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!

WE ARE PHILADELPHIA'S HOME TEAM!

SHUT UP

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6 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    November 13, 2013 at 11:10 am

    Gotta love the use of the Army-Navy game as the back drop…

  2. King D

    October 29, 2013 at 1:56 am

    This and the begnals-jets board were pretty funny.

  3. Anonymous

    October 19, 2013 at 12:20 am

    that hurt my head

  4. Anonymous

    October 17, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    Mind fuck!

  5. Ivan

    October 17, 2013 at 11:39 am

    Not really

  6. Nemo

    October 17, 2013 at 8:27 am

    Dallas’ Scoreboard is Pretty much how every Cowboys fan thinks.

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