BATTLE of the BOARDS: COWBOYS-BRONCOS

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Updated: October 3, 2013

GO
DENVER!

GO
DALLAS!

CRUSH THE COWBOYS!

BATTER THE BRONCOS!

HOW BIG ARE YOU?

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

YOU SEEM LIKE A
PRETTY LARGE SCOREBOARD.
HOW BIG ARE YOU?

72 FEET HIGH, 160 FEET LONG. I STRETCH FROM ONE 20 YARD LINE TO THE OTHER.

THAT'S NOT GOING TO BE BIG ENOUGH FOR ALL THE SCORING PEYTON MANNING WILL DO ON YOUR DEFENSE

HA-HA.
VERY FUNNY

MAYBE IF YOU USE A TEENY-TINY FONT, YOU COULD SQUEEZE IT ALL IN

THE ONLY THING I MIGHT NOT BE BIG ENOUGH FOR IS SHOWING MANNING'S GROTESQUELY OVERSIZED HEAD.

LAME

OH, BUT YOUR "POINTS" JOKE WAS HIGH COMEDY.

HERE’S A HISTORY LESSON FOR YOU: ELI MANNING PASSED FOR 450 YARDS ON YOU 4 WEEKS AGO

YES, HE DID

PHILIP RIVERS HAD 401 YARDS ON YOU LAST WEEK

WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

THAT THOSE TWO HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH PEYTON MANNING

TECHNICALLY,
ELI DOES

IF LIGHTWEIGHTS LIKE THEM CAN DESTROY YOUR DEFENSE IMAGINE WHAT PEYTON CAN DO.

OKAY, LET ME GIVE YOU A HISTORY LESSON:

OH THIS SHOULD BE GOOD

2006: PEYTON MANNING’S COLTS ARE 10-0. UNTIL THEY LOSE TO DALLAS.

SERIOUSLY? YOU’RE GOING BACK 7 YEARS?

THAT’S WHAT “HISTORY" MEANS

WEAK

2010: MANNING GETS PICKED OFF TWICE IN AN OVERTIME COLTS LOSS TO DALLAS

YOU DO KNOW THAT PEYTON’S NO LONGER WITH THE COLTS, RIGHT? IT WAS IN ALL THE PAPERS.

WE’RE NOT SCARED OF HIM, IS ALL I’M SAYING

WELL, THAT’S BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT VERY BRIGHT

PEYTON MANNING HAS A HISTORY OF STARTING STRONG THEN FADING DOWN THE STRETCH

REALLY? YOU’RE GOING TO KNOCK SOMEONE FOR FADING DOWN THE STRETCH?

GO
DALLAS!

GO
DENVER!

BEAT PEYTON
MANNING! AGAIN!

THROW FOR 400 ON DALLAS’ DB’S.
AGAIN!

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3 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    October 6, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    Weak.

  2. #GoogleMyAss (@iLeonD)

    October 5, 2013 at 3:51 pm

    Very funny.

  3. Anonymous

    October 4, 2013 at 4:56 am

    this is the best you can do?

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