BATTLE OF THE BOARDS: CHIEFS – EAGLES

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Updated: September 17, 2013

GO CHIEFS!

GO EAGLES!

2-0 BABY!

YEAH! 2-0!

YOU'RE NOT 2-0

WELL, NO, NOT TECHNICALLY

NOT IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER

DID YOU SEE OUR GAME SUNDAY? WE TOTALLY SHOULD HAVE WON.

BUT YOU DIDN'T

IF WE JUST STOPPED THEIR FINAL DRIVE WE'D BE 2-0

AND IF MY AUNT HAD SPOTLIGHTS SHE'D BE A MOVIE MARQUEE

STILL THOUGH, LOOK AT THE TWO OF US. EXCEEDING ALL EXPECTATIONS.

SO WHAT'S BEEN THE KEY TO YOUR HUGE TURNAROUND?

FIRED A CRAPPY COACH. YOU?

HIRED AN AWESOME NEW COACH

GOOD FOR BOTH OF US

I HEAR YOU'RE RETIRING A NUMBER AT HALFTIME?

YEP. DONOVAN McNABB.

HAHA. NO SERIOUSLY, WHO IS IT?

DONOVAN McNABB!

DON'T PLAYERS NEED TO BE, YOU KNOW, GOOD TO GET THEIR JERSEYS RETIRED?

DONOVAN McNABB WAS A FANTASTIC PLAYER FOR MANY YEARS!

IF YOU SAY SO

SERIOUSLY? YOU'RE GOING TO RIP ON OUR QBs? YOU WANNA TALK MATT CASSEL OR BRADY QUINN?

YEAH BUT WE'RE NOT RETIRING THIER JERSEYS

CONSIDERING YOUR HISTORY, THEY SHOULD BE IN YOUR RING OF HONOR

OUR HISTORY? YOU WANNA TALK SUPER BOWLS PAL?

YOU'VE NEVER WON A SUPER BOWL!

YES WE HAVE! BACK IN 1970!

1970?! GEEZ, HAVE YOU WON ONE SINCE THE NFL STOPPED USING LEATHER HELMETS?

YOU'VE NEVER WON A SUPER BOWL, AT ANY TIME, EVER!

YEAH BUT WE TOTALLY SHOULD HAVE

HERE WE GO AGAIN

NO SERIOUSLY. WE WOULD HAVE WON THE SUPER BOWL IF OUR TERRIBLE QB DIDN'T GET TIRED & PUKE DURING THE FINAL DRIVE.

AND WHO WAS THAT QB?

THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.

UH-HUH. WELL IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU HAVE QUITE A SPECIAL NIGHT PLANNED THURSDAY.

WE DO

SORRY WE HAVE TO RUIN IT BY KICKING YOUR ASS.

OOH. WE'D BE REALLY SCARED IF THIS WAS 1970.

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