BATTLE OF THE BOARDS: BRONCOS-CHARGERS

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Updated: November 7, 2013

GO SAN DIEGO!

GO
DENVER!

BASH THE BRONCOS!

CRUSH THE CHARGERS!

PUMMEL THE PONIES!

CREAM THE CHARGERS!

MANGLE THE MULES!

UM…

STOMP THE STALLIONS!

WAIT…

FINISH THE FILLIES!

ERADICATE THE… ELECTRIC… UM…

THRASH THE THOROUGHBREDS!

STOP IT

STRANGLE THE STEEDS!

THIS ISN’T
FAIR

CLOBBER THE CLYDESDALES!

THERE’S LIKE A MILLION DIFFERENT WAYS TO SAY “HORSE.” WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY FOR “CHARGER?”

YOU COULD’VE SAID “BURY THE BOLTS”

OH YEAH.
“BURY THE BOLTS!”

TOO LATE

DAMMIT

FLATTEN THE FOALS!

OKAY, THAT’S ENOUGH

MUTILATE THE MUSTANGS!

“MUTILATE?”
THAT’S A BIT EXTREME, ISN'T IT?

GUT THE GELDINGS!

THIS IS GETTING SORT OF DARK

HUMP THE HORSES!

NOW THAT’S
JUST GROSS

GRILL THE GALLOPPERS!

CAN WE
STOP NOW?

TROUNCE THE TARPANS!

WHAT?

OKAY, WHATEVER

NEUTRALIZE THE NAGS!

I THINK WE’RE DONE NOW

YANK THE YEARLINGS!

THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE SENSE

PULVERIZE THE PONIES!

YOU ALREADY USED “PONIES”

CORRAL THE COLTS!

THERE ALREADY IS A TEAM CALLED THAT!

MAUL THE MARES!

YOU DO REALIZE WE’RE PROBABLY GOING TO BEAT YOU BY 15 OR 20 POINTS, RIGHT?

EXTERMINATE THE EQUINES!

I HATE
THIS GAME

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16 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    November 18, 2013 at 2:49 pm

    Dupe The Donkeys

  2. King D

    November 11, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    Damn Denver board. Step that insult game up brospeh.

  3. Blah!

    November 10, 2013 at 7:47 am

    I think it’s clever how they even put CGI people in the seats around the Qualcomm board. Cute!

  4. Marko

    November 9, 2013 at 11:32 pm

    You know a Charger is a horse… right?

  5. Anonymous

    November 9, 2013 at 5:35 am

    Ha! I’ll be surprised if Denver doesn’t win by a lot.

  6. IFHSS

    November 8, 2013 at 12:46 pm

    anyway GO BRONCOS!!!

  7. IFHSS

    November 8, 2013 at 12:45 pm

    The funny part is that that is actually how Chrager fans are in real life. Annoying AF! They think they go for the greatest team ever. And have any of you ever heard the radio broadcasts??? The commentators are waaay too localist. They call every touchdown with such annoying energy, even if they are losing and have no chance of getting back. If a play is being reviewed, they always say it should (clearly) go in their favor. Then you get home see the highlights and your thinking WTF??? That wasn’t even close… (like say a first down or an even better example, the ‘touchdown’ this past week vs. the redskins) They could have sworn that it was TD, I got home, saw the highlight, and I thought “typical chargers brodcast”.

  8. Seth

    November 8, 2013 at 12:56 am

    ^Monday Night game between the 2 Florida franchises, both of which have so much controversy surrounding them right now… Hope PFM makes something, cus this one honestly wasn’t too good (of course I still applaud the authors for doing their best for giving us free laughs, but this one just felt… meh…)

  9. Bill

    November 7, 2013 at 9:36 pm

    Dolphins/Bucs would have had a lot better material for battle of the boards this week.

  10. Seth

    November 7, 2013 at 6:25 pm

    @bobman2 I think it’s more of like electricity/lightning thing at this point… Like the Tampa Bay Lightning in hockey… I know the mascot you’re referring to, but a horse is better then a bolt of lightning as a mascot I guess lol

  11. RaiderSha

    November 7, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    Cut the Denver board a little slack . . . it’s jealous . . . it’s not nearly as big as Manning’s forehead!

  12. bobman2

    November 7, 2013 at 11:59 am

    What’s even better is the fact that Charger = horse. They used to have a while horse mascot, maybe still do. Stupid Denver board should have realized that.

  13. Anonymous

    November 7, 2013 at 10:16 am

    Sink the old wooden ships!

  14. David

    November 7, 2013 at 10:15 am

    Harpoon the Whales’ Vaginas…

  15. Ozzie Linebacker

    November 7, 2013 at 8:09 am

    Batter the Brumbies?

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